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  • This is bullshit. Everyone tries to copy Phil DeFranco.

  • you waisted 3 min of my life i wanted to see christina but who do i see U !!!!!!!!!!!

  • @kayla19971997 well cristina is pretty hot but ill rather watch toby -.-

  • "TOBUSCUSSSSSSSSS!"

  • She was screaming  instead of singing ! Annoying !

  • Tobuscus!!!

  • lol love this vid!!!!!

  • Another retard on the loose...

  • Woww!! It's amazing how rude people can be!! If you have a problem with Toby's videos, then just pause the video and find a different one. Don't hate on someone for puting out their opinion (I mean unless it's like a racist one or something) but still just stop with the rude comments. Keep them to yourself!! We love Toby!! Even if you don't. Thank you for your time reading this message! :)

  • Rofl :)

  • thumbs up if you got here from Maya's impression on SNL

  • Fuck u bitch

  • who gives a fuck about u, i wanted to watch the performance. Ah... why people like you think they have any thing interesting for me to know about is a mystery. YOU ARE a loser. Please put SPAM in the video description for me to avoid u. You are wasting my time and my time is money.

  • you know you know the lyrics.

  • Dude, you are so much like Dave Strider!

  • Darkness then redness the whiteness the, WHOOP!

  • tobuscus is awesome

    

  • I don't get why people watch his videos PURPOSELY to dislike or hate on him! IT'S PRECARIOUS!! You must surely have another Youtuber to watch or other videos which you find entertaining?? If not...... watch TV? :L

  • u did the anthem better than she did...

  • I still don't know what she sang wrong.. xD

  • This guy sounds like a pregnant goat...

  • What the fuck is this? I wanna see Christina fuck the anthem up, not your degenerate face talking about how you're mother sounds like a pregnant goat....

  • @DanZyG6 No..No sir,This is the best comedy you'll get with someone so adorabke,You need to look somewhere else then,His face is Holy and adorable and amazing,Its his Youtube he has the right to talk about what ever he wants.Thank you and I and other fans Of toby now saw you are on a Hatelist -.-

  • @2oe2oe First of all, he mislead us with the thumbnail which is just attention for views, secondly, it's 'adorable'. I agree he has the right to talk about what ever he wants but if he's going to be an idiot and trick people into watching his videos than he doesn't deserve applause that he thinks he's gonna get. Fuck your hate list. Do you really think I give a crap? I have better things to do with my life...idiot.

  • @DanZyG6 The weird thing is, if I read your comment a few times and bleep out the curse wound just like Toby when he's mad at a video game. XD

  • @DanZyG6 Ok No he talked about it,He did if you watched it,Second he doesnt have to do that to get veiws or attention.He is already well Known by so many,And im sorry i didnt know This was a formal webstie so i had to use formal Grammar and spelling.He isnt an idiot and it isnt trikery he talked about,He didnt think he was going to get applause. I mean look at his veiws and channel.If you have better things to do why comment and act like its a big deal He didnt revovle around this Title.

  • @2oe2oe I am sorry for using bad language. I will leave you to enjoy his videos because you have that right. Peace and love <3 God bless.

  • @DanZyG6 o.o Why thank you sir,You have a good year,day Uhh,Hour?You too!

  • Ok...

  • TOWBUZCOUS!!!!!! SAOFAWWW W ( the fans)

  • @TxtACRowetxT Then go and watch Raywilliamjohnson, you'll loose your time even more :D btw, we all have a fuck right here, but no one gives it for your comment :)

  • @OffSum87 Clearly you did, cocksucker.

  • @TxtACRowetxT Calm down keyboard warrior. It's pretty obvious this video isn't the actual thing, common sense would tell you that from the thumbnail.

  • @augustrunsred I'm a vicious, unruly Internet asshole, would you expect anything else other than rage so foul that it gives you a bad taste in your mouth from across the world? :P

  • @TxtACRowetxT You mean you're a vicious, unruly Internet asshole whose lack of common sense leads them to contribute to a Youtuber's paycheck. Have fun with that.

  • @TxtACRowetxT You mess with Tobuscus, you mess with US (600000+ people) as well!

    -Sincerely, the fans-

  • @MrBlackvegetable OWNED.

  • You fucking idiot, wasting my time, I don´t want to see you, don´t mention Xtina if it´s a video of you, too much fucking bullshit on youtube, damn you motherfuckers!!!

  • @Vectorw8TT Now now now, how was your day boy? I sense you are a bit stressed

  • you're annoying to people who smoke weed

  • Today is Super Bowl 2012 sunday

  • @Supertrouble2010 who the fuck gives a shit

  • HAHA and im watching this the day of the super bowl 2012!! :D

  • Yes, to answer your question, I am hitting on you toby.

  • LEgend!

  • hahaha. *HONK HONK* "TOBUSCUS!!!!!!!!" Thats what i would do if i saw him

  • well, she has a great voice, but damn, im so fucking tired of the same fucking vibrato over and over and over again, in every fucking song...

  • Yay now we finally clothed!

  • Man your boring...-_____-

  • wtf

    in holland it is only february 2

  • @woutermeister ja in het jaar 2012

  • @XxVideoLegendxX

    hehe kzag ik niet eens:p

    stom van mij

    kwam vandaag pas in mijn inbox

  • That was a good outro of darkness then redness then whiteness, pretty pro.

  • YEAH TOBUSCUS CAR BOOP !!!!

  • Yes. Yes I am hitting on you -3

  • This was uploaded on my birthday!!! Thumbs up if your birthday is on feb 7

  • YES I AM HITTING ON YOU

  • hell yes im hitting on u

  • Hahah, I love how all these people are crying over a "Fake title".

  • Woah, actually hate comments in a Tobuscus video? They must have been asleep from 0:00 to 2:43

  • BORING........

  • HAHA. i think its funny that a bunch of people left hate comments because "the title is fake" when in reality he actully talks about Christina Aguilera messing up the national anthem Toby isn't a waste of time. Two minutes and forty three seconds isn't a waste of time either. The average person lives for about 39,420,000 minutes anyways. Come on! youll have 39,419,998 minutes and 56 seconds of your life left to go watch the REAL video of Christina Aguilera screwing up the National Anthem.....

  • The sad part is..and yes, I pulled out the calculator: It would take me 93 years to make as much money as Christy Aguilary made for fucking up the national anthem..that's sad

  • @renspecs that may be very true!!!

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  • bullshit

    

  • He's Talking some shit and think he's cool. I don't like people who must take a wrong title for his video. Sorry but you are stupid.

  • @LeonLee2011 Tobuscus IS cool, and he is fucking hilarious... so you are stupid.

  • @xxMrJones777xx I'll second that!

  • Outro of ZOMG

  • fuck you!

  • fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk ooffffffffffffffffffffffffff

  • He is so trying to be like Dane cook

  • @nick670934c No, he's just being Toby.

  • Yes, i am hitting on you... sorry, cant help it.

  • goddamit! Why do people put fake titles on their video's just to get 'hits'.

    Fucking loser...

  • @SolarWind44 That IS what he talked about, however briefly. He doesn't need to give fake titles on his vlogs in order to get hit, because there are 1.5 million of us that subscribe.

  • Dude shut up then

  • Well shes a really good singer, its not that big of a deal people.

  • This video is lame. Don't title it something that people might be looking for just to put your face and voice out there on the internet.

  • @Pirates307 Awww .. Do you need a tissue for your tears ? I think I speak for the 1.5 Million plus Toby fans when I say , we dont care about u, and this daily vlog made us very happy at the time because we are all used to toby and his humor. Grow up

  • El del video eres un gilipollas tus muertos.

  • (ThE TrOlL Is BaCk) ray william johnson fail...

  • WTF

  • fucking waste of time

  • Why am I watching the video diary of Greg Warner's teenage years? I wanted to watch the Christina Aguilera video not this dumbass.

  • @MSh4kes YOU WILL BURN IN HELL FOR SUCH A COMMENT YOU USELESS FUCK!.....

  • @Kabutopuppy How am I useless? This video was useless. I'm, actually, very useful seeing as I posted that comment. Now, thanks to me, all the people that come on here looking for the Christina Aguilera video will read my comment and know not to waste 2 minutes and 43 seconds of their lives. By the way, are you TobyTurner's personal c0cksucker? You got pretty offended over a comment that wasn't even directed at you.

  • LOL, "TOBUSCUS!"

  • This is why brothers and sisters should not have sex...............

  • @Kanonite Sounds to me like you have some low self esteem , dont worry , im sure someone loves you

  • thumbs up if you skipped to the end...

  • wtf

    

  • anyone got some heroin please?

    

  • well duh we are hitting on you why would we not hit on you

  • I love Tobuscus! He seems stoned when he does this... but he really is just like that... xD

  • yes yes im hitting on u

  • Im The 340 Dislike :D

  • @VahabaGames i bet im the 340 person to dislike this :D

  • I hate when the perverts make thumbnails like that ¬¬

  • this video was A FLUKE.....

  • @vhinfy me dos!

  • Sean Brought me here..Again! :D

  • @vhinfy Who is Sean?

  • @PunkySpunky Sean Klitzner...toby's friend

  • When AREN'T we hitting on you?

  • You're an idiot. Horrible video. I hope a bicycler knocks you down!

  • F u lame vid

  • yaaa shut the fuck up

  • I liked this simply because of the moment at 0:36....

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  • What is it about this world that is producing SOOOOOOOOO many IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @marianne72343 Because teenagers aren't using condoms.

  • Oh my gooddd

  • flowers and underwear? brilliant combination !!!

  • ELVIES PRESLEY STILL ALIVE

  • I hate it when people make their video names, something that is misleading, with a misleading thumbnail as well.. noone cares about you. play the damn video.

  • @MrEricrockinout More than 2 million people care about him faggot

  • @AlexRasengan1337 yeah well that doesnt change the fact that the title and picture are misleading, and 500,000 subscribers is not two million..

  • @MrEricrockinout 2 million views in every video though,most of them don't subscribe though

  • @MrEricrockinout his "tobuscus" channel has 1.6 million subscribers and "tobygames" has 600k. nearly 3 million on three channels

  • @alxsuv I made my initial comment FOUR WEEKS AGO! I had to start looking through the comments to see what you were talking about.. then I remembered when this idiot opened his mouth again.

  • @MrEricrockinout He has more channels then this, this is his vlog channel, the channel with almost 2 million is Tobuscus .

  • Argh, why are people fighting on Toby's videos!!! It's stupid when we're all here because we all love him. And yes Toby, yes we are all hitting on you.

  • @MsBriannaCooper This is the COMMENT section of youtube. They put a RESPOND TO COMMENT button on purpose, you know.

  • Damn, dooped by another YouTube dork.

  • 0:09 Yes, Toby...... <3

  • That was a weak "booooop" lol

  • @2:43 to see Christina Aguilera mess up the Anthem.. yeah that's right, just saved you some time. But to hear Toby talking, @0:55 to hear him do a GOOD rip on her!

  • OMG i hate it when you think your about to watch a video about lets say christina aguilera singing the wrong lyrics to the national and them and theres just this random DUDE walking down the street talking abuot nothing at all :) HATE THIS VIDEO !!

  • @MsBriannaCooper go kill yourself... now... believe me it'll be much less painful than dealing with all the trolling you're about to get.

  • @TheZnarfquad did you make this video no you didnt then mind your own damn business and stay out of my DAMN mouth :) And you can go kill yourself cuz you finna get your feelings hurt

  • @MsBriannaCooper im just sayin you shouldnt be hatin on toby he's second only to Chuck Norris

  • @TheZnarfquad and i was just saying stay in your place and if i wasnt talking to your dont respond to my comment or the end result will be you getting your feelings hurt

  • @MsBriannaCooper oh yeah, youre layin the smackdown on me XD

  • @TheZnarfquad don't threaten death or promote suicide you pin headed dick wad!

  • @ArtistsPoetsDancers um... yes mother

  • @MsBriannaCooper Only a woman could post something that dumb

  • Nobody wants to see or hear anything but Cristina A. sing. Now just shut up and post the real deal.

  • @ArtistsPoetsDancers You couldnt be more wrong my friend, most people watching this dont want to see Christina screw up the song, most of us came for Toby

  • @TheTopKnite The guy's an ineffectual, self involved kid with minimal intellectual prowess or depth. Add to that, the unforgivable fact the he still wants to polish this turd, and you've got a BORN AGAIN SHIT WIT. Again baby boy, I care if Christina booted the NA lyrics; but not nearly as much as I will care when NAFTA AND CAFTA are repealed and we stop all H1B visa recipients at the US borders and send them back to their countries of origin.

  • @ArtistsPoetsDancers Why dont you calm down and stop acting like a child, just because this is the internet that doesnt mean you can go around insulting people using your ALL CAPS RAGE and ignorance to try and force a point that has nothing to do with anything. You obviously came to the wrong video, so instead of acting like an ass, how bout you just press that back arrow on the top left of your screen, and try to find it agian. Hint: You may have better luck on google.

  • Ha.... I sneezed right after the video

  • ahahahaha LMBO

  • Your friend Sean, as in Sean Klitzner?

  • No offense but I just wanted to see the video thats all srry if I'm being rude

  • We kno yawl dont get any views.. cause yawl gotta use celebrities just to get them.. so sad

  • Lol! "Oh my gosh! Redness, darkness, then whiteness! That's amazing!!!"

  • @iluvtikigirl ಠ_ಠ

  • fucccccccck thisss nigga

  • 1:32

    Ooh, I love birds! XDDD

  • I just loooooooooooove when u guys make me waste my time like that.I'll remember ur face though and never click on ur danm videos again cause i'll know "this was the jerk who didn't have nothing better to do and decided to ruin the day for others".Loser

  • GOOOOOO BEYONCE<3

  • PPPPOOOORRRRR PITTSBURGH!!!!!!

  • Of course we're hitting on you, Toby! ;)

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  • that guy is driving a box on wheels

    WELL DONE

  • Now this is just horrrrrrrrrrible!!! and her stupid ass fans/stans have the audacity to step to us Beyonce stans/fans and try to diss her in our faces??? wow they realy are dumb as hell and afraid lmfao

  • @Beyoncefan1000 lmao she's a hot mess

  • @IWatchedTheThrone lol sure is!!

  • lets just say.. your lucky your cute...

  • @snakebite784

    lets alll just go claim that our relatives are dead so that we can look like a badass over the interwebs because that works so well. comeon guys its a tobuscus video he brings peace not knife stabbing father stories which have the probability of being true of not being true and since its the internet we will never know for sure so its bointless in arguing because i am obama, and you cant check to see if im lying so your argument is NULL

  • hes cute

  • even though she got the lyrics wrong, she sang it with pride, and beautifully. everyone needs to stop saying "she's not patriotic" because she messed it up. most americans don't know jack shit about our country so they have no reason to talk. she went a bit overboard here and there, but she has a beautiful voice and loves flaunting it. stop hating, america, or you sing it yourself...

  • Was He Ever Goinq' To Play The Fuckinq' Video ?

  • December 24 at 8:00 in the morning a young 14 year old boy by the name of scott Johnson was found died. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his email to seeif she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into myspace. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter. If you don't repost this to six videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. Sorry don't want to die

  • @snakebite784 SPAM

  • @BlairCamille trololollollol xD

  • @snakebite784 ftr, i read that five days ago and guess what im still here. have you ever tried posting an actual comment relating to the video you're watching? because thats what normal people do. grow up.