I'd love to know just how the bullets are helpful. I like to think that they somehow cause the mind to think more clearly when they hit you in the face.
*BANG* OW! That really hurt...but on the other hand I should definately invest in stem cell research before Tuesday 30th...
I use the phrase "forgive me" when I'm actually apologizing because I regret a wrongdoing I did. If I have to say "forgive me" before or during an act I regret doing, I don't do it.
Unless you mean Teddy Roosevelt, in which case, your comment is perplexing. Teddy Roosevelt was spry enough to bend himself into a donut, tightrope over allegators, and defeat ninjas in single combat.
might be coz i had 3 strong coffees and 2 energy drinks and am hyper, but i couldn't stop laughing at this for ages afterwards and i know that if i see a melon in the next year or two, i'll start laughing hysterically again! melon of doom!!!!
@TheKarlez i think they are just making fun of all movies where scientist invent somthing incredebly destruktive and is then suprised that it's used for evil :)
@TheKarlez It is actually, yes (I wrote it). Not making fun of him because he was amazing, but yeah the whole "mad scientist" legacy built around him.
My particle beam generator was meant to transmit electric power across oceans, or perhaps communicate with men on distant planets. The ability to chop entire invading armies and aircraft in half is an accidental side effect. (And don't even think of mounting it on my Giant Man-shaped Self-Guided Building Demolition Automaton.)
Tut tut. Always looking for the military uses. Whyever would they imagine that something called the Giant Death Ray would be designed as a weapon? Obviously, it's a tool to enable checkouts to run more smoothly.
One question that obviously leaps to mind, professor Death, is why on EARTH you elected to name this contraption of yours, the GIANT DEATH R... oh, I see.
LOL! I figured it oiut at exactly the same time as the character did xD
@mr0buch Its one of the best examples of comedic timing ever. They should have ended the skit right there, or at least broken it up at that point and continued after.
Thumbs up if you saw the perpetual motion machine.
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@hjrnz
This BS (Brilliant Satire) Is not relevant, it's Funny!
estrontube 4 weeks ago
I love how the helpful bullets aren't explained at all.
mitchellele 1 month ago
how is this BS relevant
hjrnz 1 month ago
Ow, from the picture I thought it was gonna be an 11th Doctor spoof.
A stetson and a bowtie... come on!?
(yes, I didn't see the date...)
geyter6 2 months ago
The way he shouts "NOOOOO" Just has me in stitches everytime.
Zttbm 4 months ago
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I love David's American accent. It sounds so good! There were only a few words where a bit of the old Oxford seeped through.
CNixx44 4 months ago
I love David's American accent. It sounds so good! There were only a few words where a bit of the old Oxford seeped through.
CNixx44 4 months ago
@CNixx44 Really? Sorry, but sucking up to David Mitchell on a YouTube comments board won't get you invited to his next dinner party.
pucksdad 3 months ago
@pucksdad Perhaps afternoon tea then?
ih8regs 3 months ago
@ih8regs Only if you have his likeness tattooed on your knee.
pucksdad 3 months ago
bet mitchell LOVED playing this part
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I'd love to know just how the bullets are helpful. I like to think that they somehow cause the mind to think more clearly when they hit you in the face.
*BANG* OW! That really hurt...but on the other hand I should definately invest in stem cell research before Tuesday 30th...
scaryninja1693 5 months ago 2
David mitchell makes a good early 1900's US president.
arr5612 5 months ago 2
I like how the car is covered in american symbols but the insignia of the crown and sword represents the London District of the British Army
russenberger 6 months ago 3
@russenberger where is the crown & sword?
championofcathay 4 months ago
@championofcathay its on the left hand side of the car and under the American flag
russenberger 4 months ago
@russenberger Oh yeah you're right
championofcathay 4 months ago
The sting...fires helpful bullets!
What?
darwinsfinches 6 months ago 7
@darwinsfinches that's what i thought
LlamasOnAcid 5 months ago
NOOOOOO! It is intended to help mankind not destroy it!
LlamasOnAcid 7 months ago 3
Oh man so brilliant
Jakuzevich 7 months ago
webb reminds me of john malkovich in this sketch.
StrummingSparrow 8 months ago
Now we know how The Event began...funny story really
REMAIN INDOORS REMAIN INDOORS REMAIN INDOORS
SuperLatvian 8 months ago 4
I use the phrase "forgive me" when I'm actually apologizing because I regret a wrongdoing I did. If I have to say "forgive me" before or during an act I regret doing, I don't do it.
GarnetBering93 8 months ago
Are they trying to do an American accent?
SteinaIcelander 8 months ago 3
@SteinaIcelander nope i think it is an Albanian accent
damarh 7 months ago
Helpful bullets xD
80snessEj 9 months ago
@Orca40 That comment was lamer than FDR's legs!
Unless you mean Teddy Roosevelt, in which case, your comment is perplexing. Teddy Roosevelt was spry enough to bend himself into a donut, tightrope over allegators, and defeat ninjas in single combat.
kvn8907 10 months ago
might be coz i had 3 strong coffees and 2 energy drinks and am hyper, but i couldn't stop laughing at this for ages afterwards and i know that if i see a melon in the next year or two, i'll start laughing hysterically again! melon of doom!!!!
TheOzil55 10 months ago
Having played Gary's Mod for too long, I sympathise with Dr Death.
MethodicalPancake 10 months ago
If my local convenience store were manned by that scorpion, I would be looking for an excuse to go buy something about every 10 minutes.
Xezlec 10 months ago
Don't let Gallagher see how this sketch ends, he might sue!
JoeDixon 11 months ago
@JoeDixon then we will just shove some doom melons in his act one day problem solved ... when the work on them is finished of course
KrimHyu 8 months ago
nooo the doom melon!! still needs some work....
GooboyProductions 1 year ago
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no! i the laser-fitted amoured scorpian of death was meant to help mankind not destroy it
drzoidburgrocks 1 year ago
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drzoidburgrocks 1 year ago
"Ja, I got your number!"
Hilarious! I did a project in my social psychology class using Mitchell and Webb sketches and this was one of them.
DrThunder88 1 year ago
Helpful bullets.
HomicidalDwarf 1 year ago 11
NOOOOOO!! *CLANK* *CLANK* *CLANK*
Insignificant360 1 year ago
It needs a bit of tweaking Rob.
Your Deathray always steadfastly refuses to read the barcode on my Cadburys creme egg.
TheVimtoMoustache 1 year ago
i love their accents in this:Dx
XxJojobaNoblexX 1 year ago
Funny as hell these guys!!
tdhand15 1 year ago
is this making fun of tesla??? he was amazing..
TheKarlez 1 year ago
@TheKarlez i think they are just making fun of all movies where scientist invent somthing incredebly destruktive and is then suprised that it's used for evil :)
Simonpacman91 1 year ago 3
@Simonpacman91 SURPRISE! SURPRISE! SURPRISE!!
astrialkil 1 year ago
@TheKarlez yeah i think it is.... he was amazing too, my hero
mfant45 1 year ago
@TheKarlez It is actually, yes (I wrote it). Not making fun of him because he was amazing, but yeah the whole "mad scientist" legacy built around him.
simonkane 1 year ago
i love the fakeness of the cloth
ouiseylou 1 year ago 3
is this from a film if not how do i see more
1000000volts 1 year ago
@1000000volts Its from the BBC Sketch Comedy show The Mitchell & Webb Look - I think there are 3 series now :)
Zonbie 1 year ago
I love that he thinks hitting it with a hammer will destroy it, except of course for the doom melon! :)
Frequency95 1 year ago
David's American accent is probably the funniest part of the whole sketch.
HackneySack 1 year ago 5
i created the laser mounted armored scorpion of death to help mankind, not destroy it!
Endiegogo 1 year ago 2
As if these guys couldn't realise this was what it was designed for . GENIOUS!
DarkKnightBob1o1 1 year ago
I am DEATH RAY!!! thumbs up if this
cmmnt made u look at my name;-)
DeathRAY310 1 year ago 8
Inadvertent(?) Tesla parody!
My particle beam generator was meant to transmit electric power across oceans, or perhaps communicate with men on distant planets. The ability to chop entire invading armies and aircraft in half is an accidental side effect. (And don't even think of mounting it on my Giant Man-shaped Self-Guided Building Demolition Automaton.)
wbeaty 1 year ago 3
@wbeaty Spot on! Totally advertent tribute (I wrote the sketch). Poor Nikolai.
simonkane 1 year ago
@simonkane Heh!
I've used my Farm Animal Remote Gelding Resonator to destroy my own sexuality, now leave me in peace, lest I also destroy *yours.*
wbeaty 1 year ago
I love David Mitchell's American accent.
CapitalistOverlord 1 year ago 16
Prof Death sounds like a mix of James Mason/Michael York and a generic "foreign" mad professor! :-)
DannyMc71 1 year ago
Nikola Tesla !
BasshuterZ 1 year ago 2
He called the Doom Melon after his wife.
TheRoyalAquamaster 1 year ago
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s0nnyburnett 1 year ago
Tut tut. Always looking for the military uses. Whyever would they imagine that something called the Giant Death Ray would be designed as a weapon? Obviously, it's a tool to enable checkouts to run more smoothly.
Francis2061 1 year ago
NO, NOT THE DOOM MELON!!
killercroc10 1 year ago
LMAO! I must have watched this 10 times. Too good!
iamnicompoop 1 year ago
Fires Helpful bullets [Daka Daka Daka!] Wow, that was helpful.
TGGeko 1 year ago
James Bachman is very good at the American accent. David, not so much.
slashingraven 1 year ago 3
@slashingraven So THAT'S what Harry Biscuit looks like!
Pureteenlard 1 year ago
The Doom Melon!!!
PrimeFletcherFish 2 years ago 81
... still needs more work.
fnglert 2 years ago 3
@PrimeFletcherFish it still need some work!
ts2101 1 year ago
@PrimeFletcherFish It still needs some work.
XxSharkBatexX 1 year ago
@PrimeFletcherFish
...still needs some work
MasterHacker01 3 months ago
Helpful bullets .. heh.
fnglert 2 years ago 3
it's Leonard de Quirm!
abrelosojo 2 years ago 7
@abrelosojo indeed!
lefredvoncarstein 1 year ago
BWAH HA HA HA!!! Oh my gosh, that just made my day.
Dagerus 2 years ago
One question that obviously leaps to mind, professor Death, is why on EARTH you elected to name this contraption of yours, the GIANT DEATH R... oh, I see.
LOL! I figured it oiut at exactly the same time as the character did xD
mr0buch 2 years ago 177
@mr0buch Its one of the best examples of comedic timing ever. They should have ended the skit right there, or at least broken it up at that point and continued after.
senataur1 1 year ago
This one was too good.
fromundaman 2 years ago
cool
rct3caz22 2 years ago
LMFAO
Blacknarcissa 2 years ago
Is Webb referencing Michael York in how he's talking? Or am I just imagining it? XD
Callithyia 2 years ago
This is comedy gold :)
afleececooper 2 years ago 3
ZOMBIE FILM! Risingofthedeceased
mattamys 2 years ago