STEAM PUNK TOBUSCUS

[DefoRealz]

LOOOOOOOL! 4:36

[CrazyMibs]

smells good!

[LachlanMegaMan]

who smelt the letter

[CodAdventure]

I like punk steam. Thats steam punk in español. Not really. But steampunk means tobuscus!

[SketchyChris22]

OMG STEAMPUNK! I love pancakes sooo much!.. Wait.. Did I just go off subject?... Nah, that hobo in the corner of my room tells me I'm fine! DARKNESSREDNESSWHITNESS!

[StyLeZzViDz]

wacism!

[darkp00pie]

Twansfomo's!

[IgnoeMC]

OMG this wuz posted on mah birthday!!!!

[FunFilmsFTW]

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Thumbs up if you saw the O

(Tumbs up if you just realize there was no O) lol

[cyanide1259]

@FunFilmsFTW you cant thumbs up because you need to thumbs up if you saw the O! Ha

[xXxStacker98xXx]

Dear Toby; Please upload some photos of your ex-girlfriend. I don't believe you and might need some actual proof.

[diamondkid277]

:O OMG THIS VIDEO WAS POSTED ON MY BIRTHDAY :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

I LOVE YOU TOBY!

[anima2221]

I FINALLY SNEEZED AFTER WATCHING 3 LET'S PLAYS, ALL TOBYTURNER LAZYVLOGS AND EVERY TOBUSCUS LITERAL!!!!! :D

[afancymudkip]

THAT'S FREAKING AWESOME!

[greatest8125]

Sometimes I like to cover myself in vasoline and pretend I'm a slug(attempt at top comment)

[kenmoremusiclover]

Toby dress in Steampunk clothes and you'll be hothothothothothothothothothot­!

[lucky13LOL1]

Surrre you don't know what that means Toby, we believe you. :P

[cacneaunit6]

THIS IS A TOP COMMENT! OBEY THE COMMENT!

[blakefu3]

@cacneaunit6  fail top comment

[coolhorseman123]

If I ever have a kid I'll name Him/her Tobuscus - *insert last name here*

[mijetmij]

Thumbs Up if you smelt the letter

[TheGibberishGuy]

my favourite part of his lazyvlog videos is the high-pitched POP

[garrettparrish1]

What was so HOTHOTHOTHOT at about 1:28?

[EvilWaffleEater]

No top comment?....IT'S NOT JULY 27!!!!!!!!!!

[JarrodTheAwesome]

@EvilWaffleEater shut up!

[Fyron131]

@EvilWaffleEater 3 weeks later is still Jul 27th... wow...

[MrJunBunn]

Thumbs up if you thumbs down people asking for thumbs up

[drafman1]

ooh no top comment this is my chance.....um........BOOBS....­DAMNIT 

[TheBassdemon]

Clean your #$%^%#$ lense!



[randomfan15]

that GF of your in the past must not know how good you are now :3

[kweek45]

i will kick youtube in the forhead maybe beteewn the eyes for you thats what do kick large enternet networds in the face lol

[Mixonne]

Don't worry, Toby. We love you.

[Ovaltosis]

I SNEEZED! YESSSSSSSS! I'm so happy!

[KittyForTheWin]

Where can I send Toby stuff? O.o

[imnotrandomyouare]

I DONT NO WHAT STEAM PUNK IS I JUST WANT A TEE SHIRT!!!

[geekrakow]

HEY, TOBY!!!! hah thats what an ad i saw said... on this video... it was pretty legit

[IrenaJoy]

Bottom middle: steam punk: metal oscopy: plunipotent epicness.

[TheIronMiners]

TOBY, im looking at you like that 'cause you almost forgot the intro. GOOD LAWD!

[VicPayne12]

I love how he makes sure everyone knows he's not racist. Lol

[loverponies98]

! - exclamation mark.

[Dance11s]

steam punk rocks!!!

[HaileyAndBrenna]

I Love How Toby Always Says "Bless You're Face" And I NEVER Sneeze During The Video's... It Sucks v_v ~Hailey~

[Sibwarra208]

...i reflexively tried to smell it...

dangit.

[ultimethawkman]

black magic is dangerous

[LegendaryShadowz]

Bless your face.

[Wildal2000]

This was made on my birthday. My funny, but sometimes hatable cat killed my brothers gerbil that day.

[koaladude1000]

so what if someone fell asleep and than in the middle of the night you sat up in your bed and yelled DARKNESS THAN REDNESS THAN WHITENESS!!!! in your sleep... lol

[HolyCow1AmberM]

bless ur face toby, and i did infact sneeze during this vid

[Barbertucky2016]

we were looking at you like that because the intro of darkness redness then whiteness hadnt been done yet

[Nicholarious]

I call the steampunk suit

[runterss]

NO!... bless YOU!.... XD

[number1hombre]

@JakeGordonTV ik bro, i never ask for thumbs. dont know why i did this time.

[tehpiezorz]

LOLZ my name is joe :PPPPPP

[Eastgotsometin]

bless your face toby!!!!

[KingCobraa7]

i thought you where allergic to reading?? :D

[nigahigalt]

Ur first gf was black???

[ShaughnDansey]

STEAMPUNK!!!

[DeKlughb]

punk!! powered by steam! a punk from the past. or the paste if u will. or wont. past if you wont. steam punk. LOVE TOBY!!

[DanielMaurerer]

I Don't Know who I am!!!

[DeKlughb]

@DanielMaurerer is he a toby turner fan?

[MrAlltree]

Hey I know a Tyler that has a duck tape wallet business and he is 13

[loki1594]

Steam punk is frikkin awsome :)

[fourtehLOLz]

Hahah, people always think my name is short for Tobias too, I don't get it.

[victinhoemn]

toby you are insane LOL

[SubliminalReviews]

i know what somebodies getting for their birthday... ^_^

[theeggylegs]

DUDE I totally used to watch ExoSquad and had toys and made little stop motion movies with them that were awesome and used cotton for smoke when they shot the missiles and the Wolf Bronski had this rad grappling hook that he used to climb up my sofa. If I had 17 wishes I would use one of them to have that video right now so I could watch it again and you could watch it too if you wanted and something tells me that you would want to!

[simslover1113]

i would love to send some thing to toby but i never have time but i would love to

[BANGChipandDip]

I just found you! out of everything i could watch i am watching you! You are JUST like my best friend! eep! you should talk to meh talk to meh talk to meh baby :) well i got some questions! Do you have a job? :P do you have a gf? :P Do you talk to random people who comment on your videos? :P well my favorite video has to be SNEEZ FAIL! lol

[themostsuperjew]

Please Play Pokemon Toby. It is so good.

[TheSoulSheep]

i love the name Toby Joe Turner. or even Toby Joe - Tobuscus Turner

[kaylamusic13lf1]

STEAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM­MMMMMPUNKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[puffycloudbunny]

dude dude i still have my exo squad toys like no joke <3

[DarkRedWhiteNesses]

ijustine said what..... hes pullin out,,,,, ATTA BOY TOBYYY

[ksx7049]

I want R rated Tobuscus soooo bad.

[animefreakculicious2]

Lol Toby you're just too cute!! --- Sent From Tobuscus's AppRats (Facebook App)!

[121bloodelf]

STEAMBUSCUS!!!

[animedarknesss]

*forehead kick*

[rexxtheawsome]

he tries so hard to be pg. but u can tell he has a rated r hilarious mind compared to his pg funny.

[ziharkthehated]

my middle name is Steve not even Steven just Steve that's what it says on my birth certificate

[stephaniemarie3]

I missed you, Toby. <3

[SeanRamey]

my name is matthew tobis ramey for short + nickname toby sean is my brother

[ilovecarrots555]

I like to think Toby dated that girl because she was crazy... :D

[moonstar456]

love it sooo awesome steampunk tobuscus rules i would love to have my name done like that thanks for all the awesome videos toby!! :D

[Kllrklub13]

I know what his random giberish is at the end of the video It is- If you want to see the winner of yesterdays t-shirt click the annotation at the bottom middle of the video

STEAMPUNK SUNDAY but it was a wednsday so that much better

[m00nlightshad0wx]

Steam punk is, in my opinion, the most bad ass style on the planet right now. My entire wardrobe would consist of Steam Punk attire if I had the money for it, or skills for crafting.

[m00nlightshad0wx]

If I met you one day I would die from happiness... :c

[heathcon383]

ok i'm calling you TJ Turner from now on...



[oohellamandagail]

do do do do do do do do do subscribe if you don't steam punk will will blow up the audience and then how are u going to subscribe all I will be is intro of dark ness then dead ness then zombie ness

[saraffvii51]

Steampunk<3

[Silkifyx]

Hi Toby Joe

[Silkifyx]

Tov

[tobyturnerfan5000]

who else hugged the screen :3



[SlimJimDisco]

TOBY!! Did you ever tweet a picture of the Junk Box??? I cant find it D:

[azgirlemilymarie]

I love Toby :)

[Caspianm2]

Heres an example of thats what she said. "Its bigger then my head!" Get it now?

[Megapie678]

I have your steam punk suit here but u have to fly to Australia and pick it up from my house :) lol jks but u coming to my house would be pretty sweet :D

[RAMAR713]

2:21

Toby: atchoo!

Me: Bless your face

[HIIMCAPSLOCK]

Why are we always in such precarious situations when Toby finds us?

[Samuraislash600]

@Ductile531 DAFT PUNK!!!!

[TheNameIsSalem]

The junk box thing is awesome! I want one... Curse my nonexistent youtube fame!

[Turtleluver26]

I don't know what steam punk is.... can i have a shirt

[LedZeppelin4ACDC]

Toby i want to try facetime with Toby!

[MrVinovin]

i love there steam punk outifts there awesome hey man

[musicislifeplayitwel]

I my band is steam punk we love stuff like that and toby im gonna semd you somthing ko0l that will probably (if thats how you spell it) be really realllyy uuhhhhhhsihsbsiajsbs so yeah just wait toby it will come

[Ductile531]

STEAM PUNK!!!!!!!!

[BigMatt475]

@Koftabiatch123 I DID IT YEEEEESSSSS

[BigMatt475]

@aaazafina right click off to the side then double click the x on comment really fast

[hootyoot]

Can someone tlel me how to win a tobuscus T-shirt?! I wanna knoooow

[Turtleluver26]

He forgave and unforgave his sneeze!

[miniflek]

Can he even stay on topic for atleast a minute? He just cant help himself.Lol

[billgobang]

The office is the best show eva

[nikikittycupcake]

IM TIRED OF YOU PEOPLE SAYING THE UK IS ENGLAND!!! I don't even live in the UK and I know that it's made up of more places than England. I'm allergic peoples incorrect geography. Anyway love you toby!! :)

[zzXjimmiXzz]

@nikikittycupcake wrong, uk is a matter of opinion, GREAT BRITAIN in england scotland north island and wales, uk is what youw ant it to be xxx <3

[nikikittycupcake]

@zzXjimmiXzz um well i just call it united kingdom of great Britain so...

[thankhashem]

exosquad!!



[Nicolagriffiths1994]

If Toby's allergic to alliteration, how can he say his name...?

[BigMatt475]

Yeeees i Clicked it



[aaazafina]

@BigMatt475 HOW!!!? I KEEP TRYING AND FAILING! TT-TT

[Zyeesheart]

i love steam punk

[ericschulz]

My friends name is just Tom, not Thomas, hopeful for the shirt so I can share tobuscus with Australia, to expensive to ship u ur steam punk suit, come to AVCON in Adelaide to collect

[CrucifiedApple]

awesome, it's a steampunk ad to the right!

[TakeThatForever83]

Dude i want a TOBUSCUS T-shirt so i can tell the world of the United Kingdom (England) all about u!!!!

An coz i love ya vid's sooooo

Thank~you xx

[RoadintoZion]

haha pressing the rune thing made me laugh out loud!

[LifesMissinSomething]

Steampunk=Big Daddy. Can't wait for Bioshock infinite =D

[italianbellezza09]

I love Steampunk!! Give me a shirt!!!! pls :D

[AlexandermAndreas]

"38 people didn't pull out," that's what she said

[viper9172]

OMG when he said he was allergic to saying "the first word" i said office and he faked sneezed

[ArtIsDance]

i love the ending :D

[RIoTHacKs]

@Koftabiatch123 Right Click, Pop out, Maximize Click.

YOU HAVE WON THE GAME

[tbug50]

idk what steam punk is

[jsimpk13]

bah clean your lens after touching it

[hellape25]

After reading Koftabiatch123's comment i tried doing it for like 20 minutes. Still yet to get it....

[shannonroxyoursox]

Lmao, the thing about the crazy black chick; A lot of black chicks are crazy, I know for a fact (I'm a crazy one too :D)

[Dorothea4321]

Thumbs up if the steampunk add is next to your vid xD

[SitOnYouProductions]

@Dorothea4321 u get no thumbs up

[Paranormalemo5678]

Can I kick your forehead?

[ItsTotallyLegal]

WHO PUT WEED IN THE PACKET???

[EmoWolfSinger]

I tried to smell it Toby! But my computer is retarted and I couldn't D:

[oohellamandagail]

Okay I'm gonna go.. -3 minutes later- peace off.

[carapar114]

I actually get the joke a little bit just like he does

[singerdjzoe]

toby joe turner? sexy........

[callmechamp10]

@singerdjzoe TJT!

[carapar114]

at 3:19 YAHOOOOOOO! at last , i'm not the only one that does not know what the "thats what she said" joke is all about and its Toby Turner of all people who does not get it along with me! how lucky is that? its nice to know I'm not the only one who does not get that joke.

[TheattackoftheJEWS]

He should be a stand up comedian. Does he just think of the random funny stuff that he says or does he plan the jokes?

[SPRIGGS737]

thats rlly awesome 

[MuchLoveChalks]

I sneezed before you blessed our faces...THANKYOU ;) <3

[Glover396]

I want a t-Shirt!

[acreativealias]

is anyone in the audience 18 or over? i'm feeling a little old..

[Nom1fan]

@acreativealias lol i'm 24 good enough? :)

[acreativealias]

@Nom1fan definitely! i'm 18 but i still feel like an old nonna :P

[shanaman23]

i know celia marie and matthew adams actually! :D

[eggchaser1997]

Omg i love tobuscus....sooooooo AWESOME!;)

[shanaman23]

i know cecilia marie! she goes to my school :P

[lysolmax]

Bless you.

[IAmKellx]

can i have a shirt :D XXXX

[gromus1000]

Oh man, that rune thing broke me up... XD

[AsSeenOnMyself]

Your hair...hehe. :)

[YoungGO1990]

>_> darkness redness whiteness are my favorite colours............

[EDEDDEDDY9]

Where were you when i had a sneezing fit?

.....D:

[ThatWelshBoi]

Toby Turner is alliteration.....

[beckichamb]

whut you kno about steam punk?

i know nothing.

[Inb4Reach]

Hey, is that a Benz?

[AwesomeKeeley]

OMFG I SNEEZED! TWICE WDJFVGBTEJ xD

[JinxSama1813]

Get out of my li- Hothothothot

[kaboomfamilyVlog]

stair at us

my wife is hot. ;)

[matthiasck]

@kaboomfamilyVlog well i'd be worried about your marriage if she wasn't hot to you

[RMilly72]

timmy turners brother is who you are u should make a video meeting him

[4bahaha4]

steam punk partayyyy

[MST720]

I must meet him and be in one of his videos!