YOU HAVE TOO MUCH MONEY

[SKETCHERifyer]

YOU EARN TOO MUCH MONEY

[SultanOfDooba]

But I wanted that sandwich.

[BinghamVlogs]

what?

[abc123acb223]

tom those 7 things define who u r so be them and be happy + *wispers* i think ur supercool xx

[gordo3ful]

You can maybe buy a baby

[Unision1]

OMFG I LOVE REAL TRAINS ITS A CLASS 450 Mildlands -Sad Face:[ ILIKE TRAINS!

[SPEEDproductions101]

PUGS!

[tamahawkify2]

Click CC then transcribe audio next step sit back and laugh :DD

[funnyguy12ify]

hey guys check out my new vid

[53beavers]

tom do u like pugs i have 1

[jamiegee123]

LMFAO at the google transcribe what the hell are they thinking.

[speaker972]

Trun on captions and just lol XD

[zimdot1]

i seen pug :D

[chelle3315]

what  did he say

[ElChilenoOne]

CheckMyRolex: Wait.. We can buy on cyber monday..?

F*ck YEAH!!!

[CheckMyRolex]

Wait.. We can buy children on cyber monday..?

[LushMcGuff]

LOL I got one for christmas <3

[JonnyyyUK1993]

The train in this video is at my local train station. This makes me happy.

[CanManDanProductions]

OMG! 0:07 Is a direct doctor who reference!

[RandomJot]

@CanManDanProductions is it? i thought it was a sandwich...

[TheToughEggs]

@RandomJot ya me too

[Mattytoons]

How come you can only pay in dollars?

[teamstarpug]

The pug should have said "HELLU, MAY i BE IN YOUR VIDEO, WRE WRU." and then stared at him for an hour while going "mmmmmmmmmmmmm" and occasionally "Bewls"

[TheDrunkCaptain]

Notice how Tom says that it can't be in the video right when the ad pops up.

[AvrilL998]

wait, what?!?

[FF35Pilot]

stop using subliminal advertising tom...

[PowerXeta]

not a rotten ham & cheese, maybe a baby, and definitely not a train?

[awesome54331]

I WANT ONE OF 0:08 !!!!!

[BadStuffstudios]

you get high, alot

[CheshCrew]

i click this video because of the pug... and the pug ONLY >:|

[MrKogri]

This video ate my brain.

[scootercoconut]

I'm only here because I saw a pug.

[sentrygunz]

More videopug interuptions in the upcoming vlogs please

[sentrygunz]

PUGS ARE AWESOME!

[buddythecow]

SUUUB-SCRIBED!

[FishcakeGaming]

I actually find these videos funnier than asdf movie itself

[SwitchBladeSmilesx]

VIDEOPUG <3

[LastMinINC]

Tom, can i have your videopug?

[Stogryn]

But I wanted a this...

[sinchydogtrainz]

0:09 Class 350

[THEONLYBIODUDE]

THUMBS UP IF YOU,VE GOT A PUG AND HE TALKS TOO

[INukedMyFish]

@THEONLYBIODUDE Shut up, caps lock...

[TwillightSparkle]

HEYCANIBEINTHEVIDEO?

[PiKalolz]

If you watch this more than 50 times in a row, it starts to slow down. Try it!! It actually works!!!

[Falllingmoon]

@PiKalolz Wait, you watched it 50 times in row?

[McSchnurke]

Can you talk a little bit faster? XD

[m3m12]

I absolutely am in love with your randomness!

[TheMiniCooper97]

0:09 "...Certainly not this!..." But...but...I like trains! *Smack!*

[KR4K40]

Why am i looping this?

[reymaster501]

wait..........what?

[superuber27]

So i'm watching this at one in the morning, and I look down and finally notice my homework. On the top it says Tang and Song dynasties. Tang and Song. Tong and Skang. Tom and Ska. I need sleep.

[ElectroWizrd2]

Damn. Now I want a sandwich.

[aleighachan]

I want a TomSka Sandwich :)

[mrbuckbeak]

I WANT that keep calm and like trains poster

[bobdole360]

idk what just happened but i have a sudden urge to buy everything...

[CarlitosWayz12]

ohhhh I wanted the pug to be in the video :(

[thedawg199370]

how much do u want for everything?????!???

[Simmithemaker]

omfg..... the beart strikes back! YAY!!!!!!!! :)

[RopeBurn57]

Tom! You didn't even give me enough time to switch to HD!

[faakid]

@RopeBurn57 Lulz. U jealous of me

[DayzOfOurLolz]

lol, the pug is a reference to fan service

[Earthosphere]

I was unaware I had any money.

I'm on benefits because David Cameron.

[Brawlkings93]

Coming towards christmas!!! :) errmmm... So, Tom are u jehovahs witness or Wat? (note I almost put jenovas witness, obsessed with FF)

[zombiegrowl]

Shut up and take my money!

[electrq2]

you talk fast xD

[megapugboy1]

how dire u not let the pug be in the video

[WingedSceptic]

Wait, this may seem obvious, but what does he say at the start of these videos? (To me it sounds like "Hello tupperware fans) But that can't be right.

[Absolution913]

@WingedSceptic

Turbo fans

[WingedSceptic]

@Absolution913 Ah-ahaa! I feel silly now.

[Ninjasof42]

@Absolution913 no its To my fans

[Absolution913]

@Ninjasof42

youtube[dot]com/watch?v=qVC2QN­HtuEI&list=HL1322767648&featur­e=mh_lolz

At 0:38.

[TakingHippo]

that explains the dog in eddsworld

[fenrirgg]

Ok... I wish that title was true but unfortunately it isn't =/

[fenrirgg]

@fenrirgg But if I read it I'm reading "You (Tom) have too much money" which is likely true.

[MrManlymanerson]

Where can I buy that small child?

[DayzOfOurLolz]

I have too much money? OH SHIT! I MUST STOP THIS CHAOS! SHARK ROBOT HERE I COME!

[roderod98]

i cant belive you still like trains after that little incedent

[MATRIX0MAN007]

So why are we talking about gassing us, god believers? If you tried anything i would cut you're heart out :3

[Tazmaniak89]

my first born won't fit in to the dvd drive. can you help me?!

[babyemo7]

Tom,

Y U SPEAK SO FAST!?!?!?!?

[dav1n7hule]

@babyemo7 Because its TURBO ^_^

[ciankid290]

@babyemo7 because that's the point of the turbo vlogs. like a vlog but turbo

[anarchylad]

But the sandwich looks delicious...

[happymushroom100]

the 5% off acutely was the only i could get stuff. thank you for letting me stay 4 dollars under budget!

[spacman53]

OMG 5% OFF praticly giving them away lol jk

[AcidTik18]

HEY EDD LOOK I GOT A DOG!!!

[TrueEpicnessGaming]

Did anyone else pause to look at the sandwich?

[KommiJB]

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!

[gotmilkbob101]

what's with the dog? he's in the new eddsworld, got rejected here. next thing you know he'll be- holy shit he's in my house! i told jenifer to set up the anti-dog matrix

[AwesomeAardvark]

@gotmilkbob101 ummmmmm...

[darjpeg]

its the "maybe" baby! :D i like trains

[GAKtion64]

your too fast for my computer. and even if i got a faster computer, then my internet would be too slow.

[Matoloko12]

"hey can I be in the video?"

"no"

of course not, you're already on eddsworld video

[GuzzleMania]

I. didnt. understand. a. word.

[daemonikk]

@GuzzleMania Easy, just listen faster.

[GuzzleMania]

@daemonikk i am german its too fast for me

[vinieboy92]

@GuzzleMania well im dutch but I understand every word of it

[GuzzleMania]

@vinieboy92 Touché

[RedMiel]

THERE ARE NO WOMEN'S SIZES FOR THE INTERNET TSHIRT

FFFRRRAAAAUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHH

[Stealthpath]

Keep calm and buy everything.

[MikeMisouske]

Keep Calm and Like Trains

[L123Ryuzaki]

WHY DONT YOU SELL MODERN TRAINS?! WHY?!

[oMrHarris]

4-6weeks shipping?! pfft... don't make fun of us, just give us a uk retailer

[Iamtheaudience22]

@oMrHarris He is English, the shipping's for the U.S.

[Vikksi2796]

WHY IS IT ALL IN DOLLARS IM ENGLISH I NEED POUNDS!!!!!

[PurpleFruitss]

No u can't be in the video, your extremely fatal to matt

[AmberPANDA15]

Brb gunna go buy an asian baby

[alanz90]

can i errr.....get the baby?

[mennonis]

you made the dog cry

[eysofstarclan96]

dude, is there a site for the uk?? 

[x4alifetimex]

@eysofstarclan96 Tom lives in England... The store is for the U.K anyway.

[eysofstarclan96]

@x4alifetimex then why is it that when i go on the site everything is in US dollars???

[TheSultanBo]

Turn on zee SUBTITLES!!! Yes...

[TheProntoOne]

Cool story bro, tell me again.

[cookehNom]

But I want a reeeeaaaal traain!!! Toooom, pleeeeaaaase can I??? Pleeeeeaaaaase!

[chapagiugi]

Now I get the title.

[Yayfoxify]

IM THROWING MY MONEY AT THE SCREEN BUT NOTHING HAPPENS

[MrDistrugator]

@Yayfoxify Try putting it in the CD drive

[quicktooth1]

@MrDistrugator - You two are GOLD :D

[MrDistrugator]

@quicktooth1 Too kind sir, too kind.

[MultiPizzaTime]

@MrDistrugator  Good Thinking! ;D

[SinisterAnimationS]

@Yayfoxify KEEP CALM! and like trains.

[tobiosnmakky]

all of the ladies sizes cost more. 

[funncubesde]

i dont have too much money ,_,

[MTVcartoon]

thumbs up if you came here because of eddsworld newest video with the DOG!! and saw the dog on the pic and you knew that it would have something to do with the eddsworld video!

[Solomon43822]

BEST 15 SECONDS OF MY LIFE!!!!!!

[kdemon17]

5%? Big deal...

[Alagremm]

I have no idea what I just watched, but I have the sudden wish to BUY

[BTCRAIL101FILMS]

WHY CANT I HAVE A RRREEEAAALLL TRAIN!! THAT...I DONT LIKE!

[MigworksProduction]

Shipping to Russia please?

[SuperShadicHyper]

the dog from edds vid

[Derekawesomesaucy]

why not cyber sunday? that sounds catchier

[wolfy258]

where's the dubstep?

[connell256]

I want the dog. Can i have the dog?

[silverstorm1000]

I had to watch this twice to get what he was on about.

[StealthMattT]

Wait what?

[headshot025]

Dog from eddsworld :3

[AdamGCurtis]

I would, but what's with the postal cost? Why is the shop based in the US?

[Psfigu]

Dog - But.. But...

Tom - :troll:

[MisterBlack215]

I'll buy the train! :D

[arinlares]

You were wrong on Cyber Monday. It's a day for cybering in chat rooms.

[sladikk]

Wait no trains? Well that's no fun.

[macandease]

Is the dog for sale?

[Robodav64]

It's that dog he found...

[iTunes26]

Lol, I love when you talk like that

[TheDrum808]

Thanks for constantly making new videos, even if they are this short.

[FarewellRocketShip1]

Hey, what time is your vokle in pst?

[RedMiel]

Why yes, I do have too much money, however did you know?

[Dolphin65789]

I wanted doggy after five minutes walks out of adsf store with doggy

[arcopizzicato]

but i wanted the dog

[ablenaful14]

I THINK

I WILL BUY

EVERYTHING

[Riverbedproductionz]

Dog WAS in video!

[skylar918]

you have too mugh money? ill take some of it :D

[virgil592]

PUG!!!

[Bastardoom]

OH BOY A DOG!?!

[Pengiefreez]

Lol. The pug appears in both Edd's and Tom's videos!:D

[NoobFLProducer]

I went to the site, THE BABY IS A LIE !

[EpicnessInABox]

Turbo Fans? I always thought he said Tom Boy Fans...

My life is a lie.

[JonasIsdiaNeravar]

Really wish I actually had money, otherwise I would buy a couple shirts from you and Edd!

[emelerud]

312th!

[Nintendude61]

Tom... You broke your dubstep sunglasses streak... D:

[akumaten]

How much are you selling the baby? It would be a good coaster for my drink

[SupersonicFunkyMonk]

You know, I don't usually get a genuine laugh out of YouTube videos, but these vlogs are always good for one.

[0Kevsta0]

So... anything new with Edd lately?

[KurayamiSuna]

@0Kevsta0 edd just recently posted a new video on his channel. It's called Fan Service. He talks in it a bit

[IrishKeshiHead]

cheese and bacon sandwich..?