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  • This video makes me want to kill these werewolves lol What a bunch of pedophiles!!!! I dont date any younger than 20 - nuff said!!

  • Have you gone to see the movie yet? I love the way they show Nessie as a teenager- wonder who played older Nessie-- gonna go look it up now.

  • This vid is kind gay.

  • Hahaha Rocks....How Romantic LOL :D

  • you forgot one thing they dont age till they dont age till they imprint!

  • god i love the delivery here ... funny hahaha :))

  • gods i laughed so hard though out the whol;e vidoe!! this hilarious!

  • i love that! i love it when she throws "pity woks" at his head!

  • This is really funny! I love this!

  • why do u sound fimilar

  • OKay Imprinting..... Creepieness. What Really Bugs Me IS That Bella Has Such A Good Point IN Breaking Dawn Where She Flips Out On Jacob And Says " You Imprinted. On MY BABY? I Havent Even Got To HOld Her Yet! " That nOt An Exact Quote BUt Its Round About(: I Reread That Part About 10 Times!(: Loll When Is The Mystery Twilight Voice Gonna Come Back??

  • It is weird! Like when you get with the guy that raised you O.O

  • It wouldn't be so bad if they were in the same general age, but this is just pure pedophilia.

  • Haha loved the pics. Also the way you say creepy is hilarious. *looks at your otheer vids.*

  • I used to hate Jacob so much that in Eclipse I skipped the chapters where he explained exactly what imprinting is. So when I read Breaking Dawn I thought it meant he had sex with Renesmee or something xD

  • "its just plain creepy"

    hahahahahaha that killed me hahaha

  • You now that Twilight is not REALITY so there's no point on writing ''It's not reality..'' I like the book and films because it's almoust no reality in it!

  • I love that in Bresaking Dawn!

  • i thought quil playing with claire was sweet

  • Um kinda is correct what if renesme grows up to be fat and have acne and bacne is what if i thought at first

  • Hey ilovefamilia dont hate!! why is she even looking at this is she hasnt read it yet? THINK ABOUT THAT!!

  • @ilovemifamila I do. Now one more person is safe from this horrible series (NOT SAGA.) Btw why did you let her see it? There was a spoiler alert at the beginning. 1:

  • @AmSpazz shes the one who told me about it then i saw the vid,, dont get me wrong the vid is cool but now she doesnt wanna read the books... :(

  • There is no upside to imprinting. It is disgusting and wrong in every way. It completely takes away the choice of the female. Yes, the male doesn't have a choice either, but he is 100% positive about being with the female and he is in love with her. She has no choice but to be forced into a relationship with him regardless of her feelings. Imprinting is disgusting and is pedophilia. Another example of Meyer's inability to write a REAL relationship. When in doubt, take the easy way out!

  • Agreed. Afterall, Rene--ok fuck it, I'm calling her "Demonspawn" because that's what she is, will somehow grow into an adult at age 7 (despite that logically, she would either be retarded or would have taken a far LONGER time to mature, like past 18 years old). So it's still pedophilia since she is 7.

    Not to mention it is child grooming, where the mate basically sets her whole life up to be Jacob's fuck toy.

  • i so love this video it so cute and sweet

  • For some reason I dont get what imprinting means. :P

  • yea, thats kinda why Bella was pissed at Jake when she first....woke up? idk, transformed, she like bit Jake, right? and it acted as poison but he turned out ok..idk why i just said all that but whatevs. yea, creepy, why Bella was pissed. lol :D

    HAHA!! love the ending song.......music and lyrics movie? haha. im such a nerd, i can actually remember that from forever ago. x]

  • imprinting is not creepie in the least. I think that its sweet.

  • that is very mean because.... well.... if you read breaking dawn you know why.... and you probably should know that you are being mean.... i am guessing that you already knew this... since you read the book but... just making sure you know.....

  • you have got a verry high vioce

  • lol i just laughed so hard when ouil was on the beach i had 2 read it 20x lol

  • lol actually she is three. like there is a huge difference you know... i love jacob black, i thought there was a possibility of him and bella being together, but then he just turns to her daughter, so someday jacob will be bellas son in law... and he kissed her... whoa. also a vamires son in law(to be) is a werewolf. thats also scary. the twilight5 saga is messed and thats why we love it :)

  • omg... "rocks...how romantic" i laffd so hard at that! i was lyk day-um this girl is on-target!!!!!!!!!!!!!! keep makin vids

  • i think that Jake and Renesmee are going to be couple :) YAY!! well only if is going to be an other book and thats not creepy!! or is it?? uh oh

  • another creepy imprinting

    sam loved leah then he imprints on leahs cousin......just a little wierd and kinda awkward

  • i love your voice when your oh god, I just love your voice, its HALARIOUS!!!

    but your God damn point is ON TARGET!

    but I'm a JacobLeah fan.

    I'm alright w/ Quil and Claire

  • AWW OB DEM!!!!

  • Funnyness Love it [ Seth will imprint on me] LOL

  • hahahahah thats hilarious (not sure if i spelled that right but whatever) quil plays patty cake all day, picks up rocks hahah i laughed @ that part to soooooooo funny.

  • Uhm, like Jacob said

    Quil can be anything for Claire.

    He can be, her Brother, Friend, or mabey Boyfriend.

  • i so lvoe this video it oscute and sweet

  • yeah it is prettyyy creepy.

    i have a button and it says " renesmee, jacob made out with your mom.....twice." haha love ur vids!

  • I have been watching your videos for about an hour now. You are cracking me up! This video in particular just made me loose it. Keep up the good videos. Edward would be proud!

  • Rocks, how romantic

    LOL

    I love your videos!

  • Jacob/Nessie= L-O-V-E

  • Like I think when Stephine wrote it and had Quil and Jacob inprint on "small children", what think she was thinking of was like they're like their best friend. Of course when they get older, different story. (still, we all know it's wierd)

  • lol brother or UNCLE? where did uncle come from?! hahaha ;)

  • It's called pedophilia. It's when you want to have sex with little kids. It's bad.

  • lol there is a scientific term for it?

    ROFL

    LMAO

  • it was eclipse

  • think about it if that were to really happen in real life! 18 year old liked a 2 year old! weird!!!

  • that would be.. but, Jacob is 16 or 17 i think...

  • He obviously wont hook up with her when she's little. Hes going to be a friend to her until she's all grown up and then they will decide to go out or not.

  • ya it is really weird. i mean renesmee's mom made out with her boyfriend!!! uggg thats so weird

  • imprinting is just sick. Ugh!

  • he he

  • its weird.... cause she's a newborn at least Clair is 2 not like a baby baby Reesme is a baby baby

  • totally

    but renesmee has the figure of a 2 yr old

    her mind is like a 17 yr old

  • yeah,

    it is kinda creepy.

  • i found that a little crreepy but sweet

    you know but i hpe he has fun explaining to renesme how he was i love wth her mom...

  • I love how you have all like soap opera drama for the first half and then suddenly you just talk normally. It made me laugh

  • 3:49-4:09 that kid scares me.

  • Shut It Lozbazza!!

    To us this is real we have our own little world whilst readin it and we have out own characters in our head while readin if you are a hater then why you watchin these vids huh?!?!

    Leave Us Alone!!!!

  • you are the saddest person on youtube.

    this is a book

    it is not real

    you are taking it too seriously

    there is no such thing as imprinting

    no such thing as werewolves

    get a life

    BADABING BADABOOM!

  • I LOVED IT

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  • lol u rock...and yep....verry creepy....rennesmee rocks (oh look its my twitter name - rennesmeerocks...lol)

  • I think its also kinda weird that renesmee is half vampire and jacob is a werewolf. I understand that by the last book he doesn't hate vamps anymore, but still, that didn't make much sense.

  • it is weird its like a grown man falling for an infant it sick but if i was tht little i wouldnt mind jacob imprinting on me

    or better yet edward lol or emmett or jasper or carlisle humm -----thinking---

  • You would want a pervert to wait around until you're old enough so he can hump you?

  • thats a nice way to put it.

  • Meh, it's true.

  • i love twilight (and renesmae)! but im a subsriber and you havent been making any vids!! pleas keep making them!TEAM EDWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I LOVE this girl! You are AWESOME Mysterytwilightvoice! I LOVE your videos! Keep making them!

  • lol... who ARE you, mysterytwilightvoice? i love this vid... and all the others. :)) Thanks for cheering me up...

  • It is funny!! But when renesmee is older and you know when her and jacob are married... If she was ABLE to have kids... then would they have half human half vampire half werewolf baby? Cuz i'm sorta confused....

  • I have a message for Rensmee : Yea Jacob kissed your mom  (2)

    btw again you copied this from a book about bella its on a thingy and its also fictional dude its not real

  • i SNORTED with laughter when i read "ROCKS... HOW ROMANTIC" !!!

    lol u rock <3

    He feeds her.... blood. LOL!

  • Well, it's kind of okay because Quil andJacob aren't aging but the girls they've imrinted on are so when they are the same age they can be a couple. It is still kind of weird though.

  • Well, Imprinting doesnt necessarily have to be love, Jacob is her protector when she's young. Its not like he'd make out with Nessie when shes a baby :P lol

  • I realy hate jacob!

  • You are soo asome Mystery Twilght Voice!!!

  • he wants whats best for her, he feeds her blood

    hahahahah

  • okay jake says until she's older he only wants what's best 4 her! he doesn't want her that way yet! if he did, edward would have killed him! same 4 Quil!

  • I love it!! All your vids are awesome!

  • ok i defo think stephanie should keep writing because wouldent it be funny if jacob had to fight for renesmee against nahule lol that would be a great book

  • ya it's weird when jake imprints on renesmee. thats why stephany should keep writing from bells pov

  • lamo

  • Your UNCLE thats WEIRD, I love how you said that, but thats a good point. just a tiny bit creepy...

    (that was sarcazim but that's probably pretty obvious...)

  • on the bumper stick you said it is funny .....not realy and

    plese answer my friend request

  • imprinting on a two year old is sickk

    i mean, thats like child molesting....well not really but..u know what i mean...well u probably dont but whatever

    i LOVE TWILIGHT and i LOVE UR FUCKING VIDEOS!!! make more, or (quote) "ILL BITE U!!!"

    lol, love ya!

    Kate<33

  • i dont find it creepy it's love and as they stated in eclipse they CAN'T help them selves basicly "the heart want what the heart wants"!!!

  • I think it's horribly creepy.

    Seriously, and I hate it when he calls her "Nessie", no effense to any Loch Ness Monster lovers. (uhg. so horribly creppy.)

  • I don't really look at it like a brother or and Uncle. Its more like... a lamp. yea. if they are around me long enough i just won't care anymore. Hey man youre a lamp in my eyes go turn yourself on in the corner........................­........ wait, that didn't really come out right. But hey they are all guys so, whatever

  • no no no claire is THREE! haha idk i think quil and claire is amazing cus you know its not romantic but jake and nessie worst couple ever!

  • she was 2 when he first imprinted..

  • i know i've read all the twilight books over 12 times each for about 4 years now i know trust me. But we werent talking about that we were talking about how old she was when jake imprinted on renesmee. review the convo before jumping in

  • I know too.

  • lol SOOOO funny

    I love that she like stops between words like.

    That. Is. CREEPY.

  • I know this was a joke but im really glad my jacob imprinted on me! its not creepy so im gonna tell on you if you dont say sorry!!!

    and it doesnt bother me and Jacob and I are gonna live happy ever after but i forgive jacob for kissing my momma before i was born because he hadnt met me yet :)

    well im glad you like twilight

    -Renesmee

  • Renesmee isnt real smartie

  • Porve it.

  • its not creppy...

    IT'S FUKIN HILARIOUS.=D

  • omg i almost died of laughter!!!

  • imprinting is not that weird, but it is weird, too.

    with quil imprinting on claire, that was okay because claire is fully human. with jake imprinting on nessie that is just plian weird because nessie is half-vampire(sorry for spoilers, but i need 2 explain)and vampires are the werewolves only enemy and that means that jake is in love with an enemy even if jakes pack likes vampires.

  • im still ajusting to the idea but yeh is just Creepy god yuck weird ok (deap breeth) ajusting...

  • i dont think its creepy but lik kinda normalish

    cuz 1st its lik dating when there lil but they dont no thn when they get older they will understand & will still luv them cuz there goin 2 b older versions of when they were lil

    ok idk if dis is makin any sense but idc

  • im so glad that jake doesnt like bella anymore

  • What program do you use??

  • haha I totally disagree with you. Its not creepy at all. but your still fricking hilarious so I forgive you. :)

  • i dont think it is creepy with claire, but in nessies case it is because how weird would it be to know that your boyfriend kissed your mom

  • LOL! Your so funny! Its not creepy!

  • lol yeah i had to think about that hard and it is creepy. and i LOVE that cute pic of renesmee when she is older!

  • Ok, that is creepy, but the imprintee will grow up with the guy/girl, so they could tell the guy/ girl(for Leah) everything, and akward moments where no one knows what to sya are much more infrequent.

  • OMG! it is totally soooooooo creepy!! it is sooo strange! and creepy! You know what Jacob can say to Renesmee: 'I fell in love with you're mum. I forced you're mum to kiss me based on trickery. I wanted you're mum to love me as much as I loved her. I wanted her to marry me and not Edward. I hated you when you were in you're mum. I wanted to kill you.' and it would be TRUE!!

  • I, personally, LOVE the pairing of Renesmee & Jake. <3

    ^_^ crepusculuminfinitio

  • I almost screamed when Jacob imprinted on Renesmee.  I wanted to kill him. It's just so dang sketchy!!!

  • my name is sam

  • Thats one of my fav parts of the book when this happens:

    Jacob: "I thought you wished we were related Bells?"

    Bella: "BROTHER!!! Not son in-law!!!"

    Emmett: hahaha!

    Esme: "Dont let her hurt him!"

    Me: Crap on you Esme this is gettin good!

  • okay yes it is super creepy and sweet at the same time its creepier for nessie and jacob cus jacob uset to love bella CREEPY and with quil its just like big brother stuff but yes i agree CREEPY

  • kiss raped?

    thats going overboard.

    i hate when people are like "jacob molested bella.he raped her!"

    wtf?he made a move.a simple kiss.can u blame him having to compete with mister perfect(edward)?

    l

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  • You know what makes it even creepier?

    Jacob made out with Renesmee's mom twice, and kiss-raped her once.

    Yeah.

  • i got really annoyed when Jacob imprinted on Renesmee

    sorry but it annoys me,

    and didnt he love Bella?

    but now he loves Renesmee?

    WHO IS BELLAS DAUGHTER?!

    Omdz, and wat if renesmee doesnt like him wen shes oldah?

    ay?

  • Why so annoyed? Yeah, he loved Bella, but when you imprint on someone, it doesn't matter anymore. Bella PICKED Edward, she hurt Jake...Renesmee healed Jake from that hurt, and helped him. And, finally, to answer your last question, she WILL because the imprint is official and final. There's no way to break it, whatsoever.

  • you're hilarious and I totally get your point!

  • it is creepy..i meen when i first read it i thought it was nice they found someone but its creepy

  • My name is Claire.

  • *sighs* how awesome are you?!

    Rocks... how romantic. LMAO!

    How do you vome up with this stuff? It's hilarious.

    Anymore future vids ahead?

  • hahaha aw i thought Jacob was gonna stay with Leah

    :-(

    that is creepy lol

  • me too!

    i was really hoping for it too!

    i mean especially kuz leah kept saying that she would probably never imprint and stuff =''[''''''''''''

  • its creepy allright. but Renesmee has to drink blood because she doesnt want human food. Haha, I agree thoo.. Ermm. and FanaticaDeTwilight:EDWARD AINT STALKISHH.

    Theyre married for god sake.

  • LOl

  • I really agree, haha I thought it was creepy too.

  • ya i still wonder wuts gonna happen wen renesmee soon becomes 18 in 6.5 years wen shes older than her "dada" Mr. Edward Cullen and the same age as "mama" Mrs. Cullen as Edward calls her

  • to be honest i am kinda pissed that jacob imprinted on renesmee because i want her and seth to be together i know im crazy and its not supposed to end that way. but one day i was like you know what would make a good story seth and renesmee falling in love? (of corse when she gets older)i also wanted jacob and leah to have a thing together but that will never happen w/e the ending was good i liked it (still want renesmee and seth to be together)

  • i think when Quil was talking 2 Claire it was cute, yet super wierd. well anyway LOVE ur vids.

  • NO TIENE SENTIDO LA PARTE DEL PRINCIPIO DE TU VIDEO

    x q no pones el verdadero contenido en vez de esa cancion??

    el video de imprimacion me ha dado miedo

    esas no son reneneesmes ni jacobs!!!

    asme el favor de conseguir fotos de verdadddd!!

  • Jacob DID Say Hes Like A Big Bro Until Shes Old Enough.. :)

    It IS Creepy.. i Would HATE Somebody To Imprint On MY Daughter!

    I Would KICK OFF.

    Properly

  • you say this is creepy but does no one else besides me think that Edward is also creepy, I mean he is a stalker who watches Bella sleep. I mean I love him and everything but he is stalkerish.

  • omg!! mi friends and i thot da same exact THING about the hole stalkerish thing. but we thot it was kinda hot at the same time.

  • Only problem is, Claire's 2 years old. I know!

    LOL

  • I AGREE WITH YOU 100%!!!!!!!!!!

  • I dont know who MysteryTwilightVoice is or how old she is but these videos are to live for!

  • i like rocks :)

  • b ro btw if you have read all the books then you would know (and jacob said this in one of the books i dont remember which) "when we imprint on somebody we're whatever the person needs : a protector, a BIG BROTHER,(nessi and claire), a LOVER, (nessie and clair in the future), or a soul mate, (evry girl who has been imprinted on by a wareworlf that is over 18)". so um its not creepy at all for now their just big brothers to them when they frow up theyll be together romantically and thats it dam !

  • i wanna LA PUSH jacob off a cliff.! [:

  • haha

  • its not creepy cause imprinting means that u love the person and care for them!! not a lovey dovey sexy romantic way at that age, so its not creepy at ALL!!! and its not like he can control the imprinting!!! so give it up!! ITS NOT CREEPY AT ALL!!!!

  • I totally agree!

  • haha cool!!! people rarely agree with me!! haha im opinionated!!!! hehe

  • It is strange. Clair and Renesmee are young, like, realllly young and they never get a choice. They just turn 16 and BAM!, they fall in love! And Jacob would be Bella's son-in0law. And Renesmee is half vampire!

  • ok. that was just my opinion. and thats urs.

  • ...im going to ask you once and only once....where did you get the first wolf pic???

  • werewolves are perves

  • i thought the same thing creepy

  • im actually pissed that he imprinted on her. if i were bella, i would have made sure i'd ripped his throat out. :D and i hate him for calling her nessie. blaahh

  • me 2!

  • Actually, i think that imprinting like quil and jacob did is more like when nessie and claire are that young they look upon them with a more brotherly or fatherly affection than romantic, but idk. but yes, it is creepy. and I laughed my butt off when jacob imprinted.

  • hahahaha me too!

    i laughed when quil imprinted and then when jacob imprinted i diedd of laughter!!

  • ok, when i first read new moon, i was all "what the fuck is imprinting?!?!" jk lol!

  • i think it's unfair to bella that jacob used to love her so much and then it's like "Oh bella, i don't care for you anymore i just love your daughter sooo much so go away i love her now not you" i mean i know jake still has feelings for bella, but it's like he just threw away all his love for renesmee, all that suffering it caused Bella between choosing him or edward and now it's all gone cause he IMPRINTED on RENESMEEE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?­!?!?! WTF?!?!?!

  • ugh! i wanted jacob to imprint on leah or something. i mean...renesme!?!?! gosh....that IS creepy!

  • i thought he would imprint on leah too

  • I TTLY LAUGHED @ THAT PART 2

  • i dont think thats its creepy at all!!!!!

  • ...i honestly didnt like jacob imprinting...i dont know but..i dont want jacob to be hung up on bella when she isnt..but i dont think it was right...i mean...BELLAS DAUGHTER!!! COME ON! SICK MUCH? just my opinion

  • look because the wolfs are around vampires the wont age so bacicly as long as renesmee is there jacob and the other who are around her stay the same and in i think its 7 years maby months, any way she will be 17 for ever but her mind is alread an adults lvl mind

  • i do think it would be a little odd growing up around the person that imprints on you, and then thinking of them in a romantic way all of a sudden :|

  • Yea I think its down right CREEPY! omg when Jacob was imprinting on Renesmee, I was like punch him Bella punch him! And, she lunged for his throat :) i was cracking up when i read that lol I was like good bella :)

  • then again, quil won't agee. so.. lol

    lol. newborn ... baby.

  • Imprinting is sick and promotes pedophilia.

    It's child grooming.

    Ew

  • Gosh I think its awesome that Jacob imprinted but the whole imprinting this is weird but still and whats up with ur voice????

  • your voice annoys me to no end!!!!!Good vids sometimes though

  • LOL

  • lol

    "He hunts with her....he feeds....her..erm...blood...bu­t...still..IT CREEPY PPL!"

  • it not creepy with someone ur age but a 2YEarOLD!!! come on thats creepy

  • It's not really creepy. Imprnting is simply unconditional love. Have you ever seen how a mother looks at her newborn as soon as he/she is born? That's the way it is. A mother knows instinctively at that very moment that she would die for her child. There is nothing romantic about it - it's just pure love. You sound like a young person so you might not understand this concept until you become a mother. Read the imprinting thing again then. I swear you'll see it in a whole new different light.

  • Yeah but a mom probably doesn't want to have a relationship with her child when it gets older