i have a belt with a tag on it that reads "warning: products used to make this belt are known in the state of California to cause cancer, abdominal bleeding, and possible miscarriages".....it's ridiculous
I really like your hair and I'm really seriously like right now hoping and praying and begging you to never cut it or at least keep it as long as it is now.
I really hate myself for pointing this out but you kind of look like the guy that plays fred but with long hair, surely im not the only one that notices some resemblance
Testing out a new stand up bit? It starts good, but it drones on a little. It's a good premise though, I'd work it over some and get it under 2 minutes.
took a second to look this up, and i didnt find anything on the warning signs, ill search again for more then a second, while desperately hope ur making this up, or misinformed :-(
one time i went to my friends house and her brother had a party and this kid got a hand job and her brothers friend said to the guy "hey wanna go get tacos at jack in the pants... i mean box"
haha this just reminded me of it.
they were all drunk cept the kid who said the silly commment:3
I really loved the whole thing except the Mosquitos sucking your dick and the end thing with the pictures of armadillos at the end. Other than that, I laughed at every single part. :) *kiss* That was me kissing you. Your lips have now been kissed by my lips.
omg, they don't have those cancer warning signs where i live, but when i was in California i saw one at McDonalds that said the fries could give you cancer. i was like wtf?! is nothing sacred anymore, curse you cancer, CURSe YOU!!!!!!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha LAWL IN ALL SERIOUSNESS
If you respond to this comment you will make my day....or night! And if you see this tell me your favorite flavor of shirt! (that is a legitimate question)
Hey eat at your risk but, life without taking the risk is no life at all :D They should not put warning labels on fast food (Didn't we cover that subject at school?) instead they supposed to remind us about hygiene when handling the food. ALWAYS *stern*
They put those Prop 65 warning labels everywhere in California. The problem is that people just ignore them, so if there is some real major issue that they really should warn you about, that warning gets lost in the flood of warning labels.
Hello, I would like to tell you that I genuinely appreciate your work and your sense of humour, and despite this appreciation, am not in love with you nor do I have any desire to marry you. I'm sure you will be pleased to know this. Please, keep doing what you're doing.
Lol , but your Fred in 10 years
PenguinSingers 2 days ago
I'm dead lmao..
iiHatezDomii 1 month ago in playlist More videos from mytoecold
love ur ass i mean not ur ass but you yeah k bye:)
mariatrujillo12 1 month ago
Can you like kiss me and my life will be better<3
looneybear3190 2 months ago
God I freaking love him. If he were interested in me, we would date!...obviously due to my first statement -_- smh lol
yippy010 2 months ago
For some reason.... I always put his videos on while doing my hair........
agentsunnshine 2 months ago
Take my virginity.
LinksLilLover 3 months ago
AHAH Oh my gosh your my new favorite person on youtube
CigaretteCandy 5 months ago in playlist More videos from mytoecold
I don't even have a Jack in the Box here :(
TheElectricDreamer93 6 months ago 2
You BETTER make a shirt that says "Pictures of Armadillos" on it. I would buy it! Love you to death, -3
iLemonzLime 7 months ago 9
Drew, I love your responses to comments...
Blauxyy 7 months ago 2
He should definitley be a preacher haha
xThatxonexbeastx 8 months ago
"Outta my way, wall of tuberculosis! I'll climb right over yo ass!"
laurelly25 8 months ago
i fucking love you. every single video makes me crack up. just in case you were wondering. thats it. bye. :)
soccercrazychick 8 months ago
Will u marry me? -3
tssc100 8 months ago
Great video! Love your sense of humor.
Also, I can honestly say that I can listen to you saying 'bitch' for days LOL
AnUnquietMind19 8 months ago
i have a belt with a tag on it that reads "warning: products used to make this belt are known in the state of California to cause cancer, abdominal bleeding, and possible miscarriages".....it's ridiculous
LoveXThisXHate 8 months ago
Your so fucking right. Lmao <3
Yewtubers 8 months ago
I really like your hair and I'm really seriously like right now hoping and praying and begging you to never cut it or at least keep it as long as it is now.
I want my goddamn kiss now.
you said.
no backsies, asshole.
margaretphotography 8 months ago
I'm really enjoying your t-shirt
LoveCryLaugh 8 months ago
Good job daddy! ;)
HeathAndEr 8 months ago
Keep up the vids bro. I remember watching a couple a few years ago and it looks like you've gotten even better ( :
replytoomyass 8 months ago
your videos just keep getting better and better. I <3 U DREW!!
Xxnicoroxxx 8 months ago
neon green flower border?...
hezekiah57 8 months ago
LMAO
i love your personality <3 You're awesome! :D
kaweenaxd 8 months ago
Lmao! Tht was funny xD but i do love me some Bill Nye....
theswaggergirl101 8 months ago
You're so cute :3
79AIB 8 months ago
you look really sexy in this video<3
eizafan24 8 months ago
is there really i havent noticed that maybe cuz my fatass has been goin thhrough the drive through
chaisingjordan 8 months ago
I love you Drew, your so random and funny. :)
EyequeenCasskulla 8 months ago
your a natural performer :) keep it up :)
dundee101 8 months ago
never eaten there after this screw that place
wiz428044 8 months ago
I really hate myself for pointing this out but you kind of look like the guy that plays fred but with long hair, surely im not the only one that notices some resemblance
BADMATco 8 months ago
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MacaulaysClubKid 8 months ago
cut your hair please its getting old.
YoungJusticeLuv 8 months ago
@YoungJusticeLuv Oh em gee, hair ages? Fuck, i did not know that...
MysticalFlyingMonkey 8 months ago
@MysticalFlyingMonkey umm.. yeah they do -_o
YoungJusticeLuv 8 months ago
"Some Of The Products On The Menu Here Have Been Known To Cause Cancer"? What City Do You Live In?.. lol
elspeks 8 months ago
I laughed when you said "nipples." Other times too but ... Nipples, yeah xD
imbeckee 8 months ago
"Honey, whus it say?"
"I unno somethin bout science"
"Bill Nye the science guy?! i love that bitch!" i love that bitch too @mytoecold
Emily1861 8 months ago 5
Mwah! :*
TaraBrightbill 8 months ago
Mwah! :*
TaraBrightbill 8 months ago
that's funny. i work at jack.
lostinthesounds 8 months ago
WHY ARE YOU NOT MORE FAMOUS?
kokobonk 8 months ago
I saw the same sign above Carls Jr. Although, it was sort of hidden so no one could see. America will die from cancer...and fatness :/
MusikkFreaq 9 months ago
do you know what it feels like to have anything suck on your penis? jj wasn't your best but still enjoyed.
curnon69 9 months ago
Your a cutiepie.
thaliaeberly 9 months ago
He isn't lying I have been to the same jack in the box
alexkripp 9 months ago
You have nice teeth
jockstrapbill7 9 months ago
GO PICS OF ARMIDILLOS!!!!!!! I never realized how much people liked fast food. Hmmmmmmm....
livelife4ever24 9 months ago
I missed you.!!
yeurrd 9 months ago
Testing out a new stand up bit? It starts good, but it drones on a little. It's a good premise though, I'd work it over some and get it under 2 minutes.
strider119 9 months ago
Yay, your voice got deeper.
EvilCatKid13 9 months ago
took a second to look this up, and i didnt find anything on the warning signs, ill search again for more then a second, while desperately hope ur making this up, or misinformed :-(
humanzeez4realz 9 months ago
one time i went to my friends house and her brother had a party and this kid got a hand job and her brothers friend said to the guy "hey wanna go get tacos at jack in the pants... i mean box"
haha this just reminded me of it.
they were all drunk cept the kid who said the silly commment:3
LoserStatus12 9 months ago
mytoecold i love you :)
beneaththesun14 9 months ago
ahahaha this is funny
TheTexasgirl97 9 months ago
I actually think this is one of your better videos
chocoluff 9 months ago
Lol I'm not sure why but this really makes me think of 30 Rock and Tina Fey. I love it.
emyroo 9 months ago
I wish you happy holidays for the rest of your life, too.
melzyBabyy 9 months ago
I'm curious.... Do you grow facial hair?
HiMyNameIsRoshi 9 months ago
"idunnno somthin bout science"
best line and voice you've ever used
hahah
socc3rpro523 9 months ago
Please don't get cancer! D: We like your hair....
betweenthedayband 9 months ago 2
this may just be my favorite video of yours haha!
KelseyOfficial 9 months ago
damn... I really want a burger and a shake now.....screw society haha
AdmiringObserverR 9 months ago
pimpin
janethhhr 9 months ago
Ur awesome Luv ^-^
animeyaoilover14 9 months ago
Lol
justinbiebergirl161 9 months ago
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optimusprimeisbeastt 9 months ago
yeah so uhm , hi .
i'm in fucking love with you ,
just so you know .
i want you to marry me . . .
as in , get own on a knee and propose whore <3
i.heart.you.drewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. !
optimusprimeisbeastt 9 months ago
you definitely almost fell at 1:40....
cali0cullen 9 months ago
this was fantastic. :D you are fantastic :)
imapiratezombie 9 months ago
Im glad to know that im not the only person who loves pictures of armadillos.
DigestedChild 9 months ago
pictures of armadillos.
eshkabab 9 months ago
I think im in love with you...just kidding im not. But I wish we were friends lol (:
LetsCallHerJacqui 9 months ago
woah! your voice isnt female anymore!
Chocaholic76 9 months ago
My brother goes to school with you ;)
InDeed2727 9 months ago
you're videos are perfect.
magicmichey 9 months ago
I imagined a pile of nipples
0.o
Taytoh 9 months ago
you are crazy. your vids are always good.
atticus1v 9 months ago
ur in cali im in cali we should meet XD i would probly die of lafter
schiller1996 9 months ago
is your thumb nail painted? :o 3:09
zomgEricka 9 months ago 9
@zomgEricka yes
mytoecold 9 months ago 35
@mytoecold awesome xD
zomgEricka 9 months ago
lol youre a flat out trip
hezekiah57 9 months ago
you coot, you coot.
thegingerx 9 months ago
You should apply to Buck Factor! Michael Buckley does it and he highlights people like you that have viewers, but not huge yet...
InDeed2727 9 months ago
i looooooove this guy... u know what else i like pictures of armadillas... i wish you happy holidays for the rest of ur life
kyryll 9 months ago
lolwutz?~~
sircyrelle 9 months ago
I really loved the whole thing except the Mosquitos sucking your dick and the end thing with the pictures of armadillos at the end. Other than that, I laughed at every single part. :) *kiss* That was me kissing you. Your lips have now been kissed by my lips.
gibbsisawesome 9 months ago
hahaha amazing as always
ShannonBreatheFire 9 months ago
Instead of nipples say it will rip you head off sounds better if you use this in stand up!!!!! Your pretty funny bro less then three
driftgod7 9 months ago
omg, they don't have those cancer warning signs where i live, but when i was in California i saw one at McDonalds that said the fries could give you cancer. i was like wtf?! is nothing sacred anymore, curse you cancer, CURSe YOU!!!!!!
h0b0inth3sn0w 9 months ago
I accidentally played this over ''The Space Inbetween' By How to Destroy angels. Its brilliant like that.
mcs31795 9 months ago
Bill Nye, I love that bitch.
Taiyed311fan 9 months ago
Lol
mcrib10 9 months ago
I frigin love pictures of armadillo's!!!!!
wouldyoulikeapickle 9 months ago
no lifeee
MrEdwiz 9 months ago
this makes me happy.
YolaImEricka 9 months ago 35
PICTURES OF ARMADILLOS LOL
BlueTriggerFish 9 months ago
Oh Jack in the Box.
itsSophieeeee 9 months ago
this is like that whole mobile phones and global warming thing... is this an allegory ? i can't help but think really deep into your videos...
jennerationlove 9 months ago
Eh, I usually like your stuff, but this just wasn't very funny to me. I only laughed about twice and even then they were just small little snickers.
spulian 9 months ago
@spulian i don't mind
mytoecold 9 months ago 45
@mytoecold I disagree, I laughed really inappropriately hard.
Skunkeeh 8 months ago
Yeah go green!
MengoMango 9 months ago
words cant describe how amazing and funny you are
FunkyJunk3191 9 months ago
harrrrrrrr :)
jessicadot 9 months ago
Lol amazingly funny once again! And might I say your teeth are extremely bright! :)
GeraldinesTheater 9 months ago
i love when polar bears bite my nipples off..
allison3mac 9 months ago
I swear, You and my cousin are exactly the same o-O it's creepy. In a good way I guess :pp
mzperlz 9 months ago
I want to be your friend. There would never be a dull moment in my life.
itbemaggie 9 months ago
hey baby, i think i wanna marry youuu <3
no, but seriously. let's get married.
emilyxYES 9 months ago
I seriously think I favorite every one of your videos.
augustanyday 9 months ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha LAWL IN ALL SERIOUSNESS
XboxLiveSpartan001 9 months ago
"my voice just changed" LOL i love your different voices for different scenarios
kaydee713 9 months ago
I don't really know you, but...*big ol' kiss* Lolz
MrsDaveyHavok4evr 9 months ago
lol. i remember seeing that sign! i live in the same town as you :) i think i still went in. lol
ThatLaurenLaugh 9 months ago
Our marriage wouldn't be boring because I'd shove my foot up your ass and carry you to the altar. I love you. *Inserts foot in ass*
ucanheartheocean 9 months ago
Mmmmwwwaaaa!!
TechnoGeekProduction 9 months ago
I think you're awesome. Your videos reflect that.
britishconvent 9 months ago 2
No one gave you a big ol' kiss :o
sillysammy1214 9 months ago
i love your shirt!! penguins are amaaazing :D
wordpainter320 9 months ago
hilarious <3
fishyxface411 9 months ago
If you respond to this comment you will make my day....or night! And if you see this tell me your favorite flavor of shirt! (that is a legitimate question)
rosie11954 9 months ago
lost my shit and not going to attempt to find it
dotstick123 9 months ago 2
I Dont Wanna Be Married To You. But I Wouldnt Mind Being Best Friends Forever! =D
xTheKatieMarie 9 months ago
you could always order the non-cancer infected food cause you did say "some products on the menu" not all! xD
ZombieAttack69 9 months ago
I LOVE YOUUUUUU!!
flyingemu98 9 months ago
3:08 is that nail polish on one finger? Haha (:
amnlx 9 months ago
I think that could be a decent monologue for a stand up comedy thing
Mathsux954 9 months ago
Hey eat at your risk but, life without taking the risk is no life at all :D They should not put warning labels on fast food (Didn't we cover that subject at school?) instead they supposed to remind us about hygiene when handling the food. ALWAYS *stern*
rilhano 9 months ago
:O SWEETY!! youre backk~
oh how i missed you.
locolani234 9 months ago
They put those Prop 65 warning labels everywhere in California. The problem is that people just ignore them, so if there is some real major issue that they really should warn you about, that warning gets lost in the flood of warning labels.
gotham61 9 months ago
i'm marrying you, so everyone else can eff off (: looooooove you , you're hilarious!
fluffyteacups 9 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@fluffyteacups im sorry.... me and him are already in a steady, on-going relationship that WILL end up in marriage.
locolani234 9 months ago
Without you, I would die! Not really, but it's the thought that counts.
MafiaCupcake 9 months ago
You must have stolen the lion's courage.
testyourflex 9 months ago
3:13 made me almost pee my pants, I laughed so hard.
MizzElissa 9 months ago
LOLOL!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. <3
MizzElissa 9 months ago
is that o boy or girl?
MrQuickscopeez 9 months ago
Drew... how many times do you get proposed to in a day? A lot I'm assuming by these comments.
mirandaisacat 9 months ago
Everything causes something.. Face it, we don't get out of this world alive..
JimW925 9 months ago
is your thumb nail painted? lol
good video :)
Xxbfmv94xx 9 months ago
be my sexuall slave? ;D huh huh
seliinaXD 9 months ago
hey, u've rlly grown up :D and still hot
Imperfectionstyles 9 months ago
Sooo...when can I give you a big ol' kiss??
cutielove13 9 months ago
tacos are 50 cents at my jack in the box hahah
CherryOnTawp1 9 months ago
Hello, I would like to tell you that I genuinely appreciate your work and your sense of humour, and despite this appreciation, am not in love with you nor do I have any desire to marry you. I'm sure you will be pleased to know this. Please, keep doing what you're doing.
7implying 9 months ago 87
I really appreciate this vid and all, but I don't think we've known each other long enough for a kiss.
Momoarienai4 9 months ago
i love your shirt(: <3
xAlexandriaMozzx 9 months ago
what ethnicity are you?
just curious lol
odmk22 9 months ago 2
My holidays are set! YES!
tommygirl455 9 months ago
I love how this is not edited. It makes the whole thing so much more real. Stand up is a good idea.
tommygirl455 9 months ago
kiss ^^ x
EpikPunkProduktions 9 months ago
Come To My House. NOW!
skittalz4all 9 months ago
Mosquito bites on your paynis.
Ewww.
Bobo4lyf 9 months ago
I also enjoy pictures of armadillos
sunshineyjayx 9 months ago
You should use this material at your next stand up session
MrAgentFunk 9 months ago
very smart. :3
andypoopieface 9 months ago
I want to have mind blowing sex with you.
GerardLuver777 9 months ago 81
you're amazing
theboldarrowoftime 9 months ago
pictures of armadillos!!!!!!
xXlovemrowlXx 9 months ago
wow Jack and the Box can give you cancer maybe they should be shut down
althentik 9 months ago
I would totally make out with you. Nothing serious though...
goldennight 9 months ago
I had Jack In The Box last night...
Taroodle 9 months ago
I love that bitch!
toh3996 9 months ago
Mosquitos!
toh3996 9 months ago
how do you feel about all the creepy marriage proposals you're getting?
Whattchamacallit 9 months ago
Risking cancer for deliciousness. The ultimate ultimatum.
SuitePeePee 9 months ago 2
Cancer schmancer. Polar bears, no way. I like my nipples too much!
batboy62 9 months ago
why are you so attractive omg
helloocaitlin 9 months ago
I kind of love you <3 So here: *gives virtual hug*
clubpenguingirl8336 9 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
You really should be more popular.
Darumacandy 9 months ago
why do you never do the the music reviews anymore they are so funny a loved your the 7 things 1
lilrythmes 9 months ago
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monkola 9 months ago
You gotta watch those bugs, dey give