Italian/French Restaurant in Asia - Have Dinner with M13

[tjohalloran1994]

im gonna kick your ass laterr!! lol

[SickChips89]

Thumbs up for hot asian waitress!!

[MargaritasAntesPorco]

"i'd like a penis coke, size large, and side order of brains.....and make it to go please"

sorry, about the only thing i can recall about this video is that some asian waitress at the end had an OK face but a (most likely) fine-ass rack...

[ACoustaDC]

That's so funny, I thought my wife and I were the only ones that were dorky enough to take pics of our food. Not only that but we take pics of our feet everywhere we travel to prove that we were there. LOL

[pandy2323]

LOL. that girl at the end is so cute though! I think she meant Pinta Colada.... but i'm not sure w/ the brain thing :P

[gunmonkey2bxi]

That's not coffee...thats SHITE!

[colouredbills]

lmao, he cant find a wife in america so he had to move to asia... pathetic

[buklau00]

instead of eating chinese you order white lol

[loudsoundman]

it's brulee! creme brulee!

and panacotta

[THEDJEAON96]

how did you get to taiwan??

[Asianboysiam]

@THEDJEAON96 airplane! XD

[KaneeJB]

@THEDJEAON96 He swam

[ACoustaDC]

@THEDJEAON96 Rode his motorcycle... he's m13 after all, the scourge of Asia!

[spookywraith]

i am moving to asia for the women. either you're a suave motherfucker, or they're all just adorable.

to be honest, i think it's just you working your magic, but i still have high hopes.

[GuilhermeCosta1992]

You have fun embarrassing girls on cam... you should go work at "Girls Gone Wild"

[jasonjiaqilee]

your chinese is really good !! love it 

[shariqminhas1]

that coffee looks nice

[jackwei0831]

Peanut Coconut?

Creme Brulee?

[aceairgt3]

@jackwei0831 Creme Brulee and Panna-Cotta. Look it up, it's awesome.

[clanerp]

:(

I'm hungry again.

[Thomazz46]

it's pana cotta and creme brulee, my 0.02$

[dagazkid]

@Thomazz46 Dear 0.02$,

You're doin' it wrong.

Sincerely, $0.02

[Thomazz46]

@dagazkid Wow, what an empty life you must have. You do realize that it depends from certain countries/cultures where the $/€/... sign is place. In my country, it's okay to put them either in the front, or the back. Both are considered okay.

SIncerely, 0.02$... fucktard

[legendarybloodfang]

looks like creme brulee to me

[sekoha]

When I was a young boy... (no mcr reference)

I ate brain a lot :P

Karma caught up with me though... Now I have brain cancer.

[styXv3ngeance]

I think its brandy and pina colata

[fastkid392]

M13: I'm gonna kick you're ass later

M13 son: (innocent face)

[Biscuits87]

How many courses did you guys have?!

[mfcastillo1980]

Don't know if it's mentioned, but the first dish along with the cesar salad was a quiché ^__^

[kingofheartsxyz]

DEATH TO WHITESSSS X-)

[juicerock718]

Shes a cutie!

[jack4109]

Nice...brain for desert :D!

[Alyxm]

GIMME THAT PASTA CHICKEN MUSHROOM SAUCE AND CHEESE! :)

[hughgene]

Why dont we ever see ur wife in vidoes ?

[MrLolatyoukiddy]

oi penis coke = pana cota nice vid man i love them !

[PCguy102]

Its creme brulee lol

[morningdew00]

Nice dinner. Not authentic but looks good enuf. :) Coffee flan is also yummy and can be made easily. Look how the big baby turned out after all those months of forced labor. :P They're gonna need monkey's brain to interpret that headline. :D

[lovelypuff9]

I haven't looked at all of the comments but in case no one was able to make it clear about your dessert, your monkey brain is creme brulee (phonetic crim bru-lay) or burned cream in french. The burnt topping is heated brown sugar on top of a cold creamy pudding.

[IAmLegendYT]

Haha, lol at cup throw xD

Thanks for sharing your dinner ;)

[roninsoul]

she looks like a shy cuttie

[SuperMeltedGamer]

Cute Asian Girl Fridays, anyone?

[xxNECR0SC0PExx]

"what is this penis coke?"

[linkAng3l89]

i have seen like 89 videos in your channel and i have never seen your face!!!! lol why is that? 0_0

[chucks4luck]

indiana jones ftw

[johnw111468]

you seriously didnt know how to say salmon?

hmmm

[marcahester]

she's trying to tell you that it's Crème brûlée

[multipaskaa]

Its Tiramisu I think ? Its really traditional Italian dessert.

[DigitalSynn]

Death to all white people in Asia.Im sorry but that made me crack up randomly.

[bostonjay011]

we say samon here in New England, however we all know the spelling is salmon.

[bostonjay011]

should have had that waitress for desert!! you know what I'm saying..

[fr8542]

@bostonjay011 Foreigners...

[coriard]

SAL-mon?

[dfowl13]

*gasp* What kind of people don't pronounce the 'L' in salmon? ANTI-'L' ISTS! I am going to start an organization called "People Against the Neglecting of Correctly Annunciating Kool English Stuff" or "P.A.N.C.A.K.E.S." for short. Who wants to join?

[13mordeth]

@dfowl13 I'll join!

[crackage12567]

@dfowl13 In england we don't pronounce the L. If you do it in other countries you're wrong! But who decided to put letters in words you dont even pronounce? wtf?

[dfowl13]

@crackage12567 SHHHHHHHH >> Don't ruin my acronym

[l2pn]

pannacotta! It's awesome :D

Penis coke wtf? XD

[Hardboi01]

funny messing with the waitress... hahaha

[skittlepower95]

a couple of things..u left alot of that soup live on the edge drink from the bowl and that stuff was salmon the fish but its pronounced samon dont put so much emphasis on the l ..........also could u eat a hot chilli your in Taiwan im surprised u havnt made a vid of u or your friends eating hot food

[TheAzureSeas]

Everyone is saying that salmon is pronounced "sammon" and I never knew that, lol.  I've always pronounced the L :x

[NinjaOnANinja]

1:09

Best part.

[DontKnowMyName]

Penis coke what ?

[HotnessTim]

She's cute

[BANKAI207]

I've tried brain before and didn't like it. Food taste is up to everyone's choice.

[NinjaOnANinja]

Wow that girl at the end was heca cute and sweet : P

[EddieLineage2]

lol she has no clue

[tommy525]

haah you are supposed to take pics BEFORE you start eating :)

[lovedavdubs]

Oh leave the poor girl alone and just eat your penis coat XD

[lovedavdubs]

"I'm gonna kick your ass later" LOL!

[areskzc]

2:44 Panna Cotta is what she's trying to say.

[areskzc]

244 Panna Cotta. is what she's trying to say.

[DaveDude571]

im gonna kick your ass later

[scpistol]

i think it's supposed to be creme brulee and pina colada. just guessing, though

[UltraViolencex]

Hey Mordeth! This is my first time commenting and I love you and your videos and your witty humor-Coming from another Taiwanese girl. :P

I was wondering how much all of the food you got came out to be? Taiwanese food is generally INSANELY cheap but I never had a high class French/Italian meal there so... yeah. Thanks!

[usertube1101]

1:47-1:58 What is the deal with that thing? Do you know what it says in the middle of it?

[jmoyet]

lmao

[cancerkills567]

salmon, but you pronounce it without the L

Or at least you do in the UK

[JodanMcLovin]

salmon

Solmon?

saloman

bahahahaha soooooo funny

[NAVYGunner40]

@13mordeth next post video of you "kicking your son's ass"

[Principalies]

Don't tell me you were wearing your blogging helmet to dinner.

[bleakspeaks69]

How disgraceful....

[kenshinhimura1981]

waitress is like wtf is an indiana jones?

[mastclimbers]

salmon is pronounced like sahhhh falling off a cliff maaan...i,v a feeling your gonna sound jamaican when you say it lol.

[Arctisavanger]

I hate those types of restaurants where you are excpecting to get a big fat juicy meat on your plate but instead you get basically nothing and you end up paying crap loads of money for it.

[phixt]

Salmon is a fish, its pronounced Sam - in like the name then in.

[oliwer2love]

Indiana jones got raped in south park XD squel lika a pig indy XD

[JhonyGP]

haha i loved the "I'll kick your ass later ¬¬" part... hilarious

[Ab5597]

love the news flash thing

[tzero66]

Penis coke .. what ?

[azile0]

I liked the view of the waitress at 2:24

[EugeneBang]

I'm really hungry and a penis coke sounds really good right about now.

[puretroubleman]

salmon, here(england) we pronouce it sam-on. 

[Johnno3D]

This "after-the-soup-noodles-in-sau­ce-kinda-thing" looks tasty. Was it?

[jasmenter]

its brain !! !! !

[Tirane28]

im hungry now :(

[PrinceAvison]

hahahahahahahaha at the ending!! MONKEY BRAIN!!

[vintimv001]

she was trying to say do u want some brains with that?

God asain chicks r hot lol

[TheHartmanis]

@vintimv001 if u think thats hot i dont even know what to say

[Lunarvrr]

wow M13 made 6 USD with this vid!!!!!!

[SirEricz]

"- I'm gonna kick your ass later!"

HAAHHAH LOL

[thereaper15999]

Lol cute chick at the end

[bububububak]

that girl looks wierd

[EVILAKUMA]

dude , you had sex with that girl after didnt you ? lol

Oh btw in the end when you said " Ok thank you " That was a pure Asian accent lol .

DUDEEEE... RUSSEL PETERS...

[KeviniggalipFXD]

That waitress looks like Lewis's girlfriend from the video "Korea Invades Taiwan" =O

[xinheng]

1:09 That look on your son's face... He looks like he wants to pick a fight! Haha

[maddog2222]

all of the food looks amazing and i bet it tasted amazing.

[Jafromobile]

I think she was calling your desert Brulee but can't say it. Creme Brulee. Mmmm...

Smallest portions ever, doood. Doesn't make me want to go to Taiwan. The soup bowl was about 1/4" deep and steak is 2 slices? I can appreciate the dozen-course aspect of it, but I'd be fucked with a broccoli alergy. I enjoyed it, though. Next time I grill out, I'll post you a video for you.

'just uploaded a video with a bunch of rare (in the US) Italian bikes. More on the way.

[oOKAMAKAYAOo]

samon is how it is pronounced

[H0meGr0wn]

"I'm going to kick your ass later..." Haha! Fatherering 101

[camarotwofast]

she likes penis coke i guess lol!

[riceoobxg]

those are the smallest portions i've ever seen, are all french restaurants like that?

[02wheels]

i farted

[IzzualYamakawa]

god damn that girl is cute :D

[romeoteknik]

Guaranteed that waitress has got a nice rack, she is one of those women with the hidden guns. Experienced men can spot these puppies.

[swanny812]

penis coke what

[ArtisticwithaK]

Where I live meals are required to come with a free orgasm

[jimmy1979]

HI mordeth where r u at in taiwan? Love ur videos man its funny im in taiwan also so i have the same thinking keep up the good work

[zapholynun]

bahaha..Hey Mordeth I'm involved in the food trade as it happens. The "brains" is actually "Creme Brulee" which is a French desert and the "penis co-ta" is actually "Panna Cotta" which is an Italian desert. By the way..all the food you showed looked very good. Considering Taiwan is so far from here (Europe)...I give the dishes a 9/10...they really went out of their way to make them as authentic as possible. Compliment that restaurant from a trade professional will ya.

[13mordeth]

@zapholynun Thank you. I thought the idiots saying the food looked bad were wrong. Except for the steak...I'm guessing that didn't look great.

[SuperShoplifter]

@13mordeth where you talking about senate and supressed waters and a cheif my speakers broke and i used transcribe so yeah

[jesseeast]

@zapholynun

*Cough* Penis-Coke *Cough*

[zanos123]

Pina Colada I think and creme Brule lol. Though I am assuming you knew very well what they were haha

[StraightArrow1000]

LOL thumbs up for brains hahaha

[5xtimeslfc]

1:03 LOL

[zahatorte0]

Did you just have cuppa noodles.

[brentwoodbc]

sam on

[Luvnickjonas3Fan]

"this just in. That Canadian Dog M13 is talking with our women again! Death to all white people in Asia!" hahahahahahahahahahahahahah i fell off my chair

[cris8555]

i am hungry right now ... :(

[soulreaver6300]

*Cup flys over the pasta* "I'm going to kick your ASS later"

[KOrmechea]

Creme Brulee at the end, right?

[littlehummer99]

"im going to kick you're ass later" lol

[Platyzoan]

Salmon:

The "l" is silent, and the "a" is an ash pronounced like the initial vowel in "apple."

The "o" is a schwa.

[Platyzoan]

I miss Taiwan's food so much! Everything from gritty street vendors to the fancy restaurants is so delicious. And in those nice restaurants, the service is always very pleasant. It's way better than here in the US.

[hardbiker88]

dude don't mess with her brain! xD lol

[DigiBiker11]

M13, you're Canadian and yet you don't know how to pronounce "salmon"? I know you don't like fish (I don't either), but I'm surprised that you can't pronounce the name of such a common fish.

[disgustika]

I think she was saying Creme BRULE (Bru-lay)

[wroddy3]

pizza hut is the place to be in china

[cheezman22production]

in the lil scrolly thing it said "Canadian dog" .. so im assuming ur Canadian is my assumption correct??

[Copperateme]

I honestly dont know why, but im dieing of laughter when she didn't know how to pronounce pina colada and you kept saying "PENIS COKE" and she knew she was saying it wrong haha

[kimiikfr]

M13, This chinese waitress said "crème brûlée" not "brain". I thought every canadian learned french at school.

[alsa010]

Strangely, all people that ate in that restaurant last Friday got the Hand Foot and Mouth Disease !!

[rnoka]

do you eat while wearing a helmet to film the dinner?

[MrJason4896]

brain... hahaha

[guitarraplayer12]

that place looks good

[oldmtnfart]

I know it's not a privacy issue, as you show your son on video, but why do you not show your wife on video? I for one, would like to see her. Take care.

[13mordeth]

@oldmtnfart You "know" it's not a privacy issue? It is actually.....and last time I checked most babies kinda looked alike. So not so worried about someone spotting my son in a crowd.

[ManiaCop100]

@13mordeth You may aswell show your wife wearing a helmet, like the stig....

[antonyr123]

@13mordeth im pretty sure i'v seen ur wife in a older video. maybe it was on another video blogger.

[sodaxcandy08]

rofl "yea..."

[estoohmeh]

hahaha penis

[jaystero1]

I was at a wedding and some American guy was over and took pictures of all his meals. (I live in the UK)

[Obediah17]

lol how many courses do u need

[transvirus]

lmao you are totally confusing her at the end.

[Stray14]

Did you actually eat all this in one dinner or...?

[blyxx86]

Creme Brulee, yum!

[sim725]

Kick Your ass XD

[rahorin]

Rofl at your son throwing a cup at you!!! He's so bad!

[waderp]

the egg thingy was quiche

[waderp]

pina colada and brule lol

[waderp]

dammit now im hungry!!

[thesmellofnapalm22]

i really really really really really really really really really like this.

[13mordeth]

@thesmellofnapalm22 Too little too late. Get fucked.

[mzrealm]

@thesmellofnapalm22 You are so retarded that it's not funny.

[thesmellofnapalm22]

@mzrealm its an in-joke between me and mordeth bud.

[BLACKm3e30]

i love ur sense of humor, but im jealous as hell that u get to mess around with the people there when u speak english and they don't understand

[13mordeth]

@BLACKm3e30 I only do it for the camera. And I generally apologize once the camera is off. No need to be disrespectful.

[travers114]

lol Crème brûlée

[galenloire]

Oooo, this Bulay... it looks like a thing I saw once, Creme Bruler (should be an e with that little line on top which my damn keyboard doesn't have!), although this one looks like it has little brown spines on top. Maybe it IS brain!

[jeebercreeber]

this made me want to go and get some italien food now, pamajan chicken bowl perhaps?

[Cephalatroph]

Hehe salmon is pronounced "sammon" =P

[ForceRecon198]

Penis coke... brain... LOL BTW I think I saw your wife in the background with your surviving sperm? If that's her she's pretty. : )