The Angry News - SUV Justice!

[DemonWithAHumanHeart]

As my friend and I like to say: "Nice Hummer. Sorry about your penis."

[AngryAussie]

@DemonWithAHumanHeart Sad but true

[SystemaNZ]

You know you can now buy spray on mud in a can. Just so it looks like you've been off road?????

[AngryAussie]

I've heard of that

[SystemaNZ]

What happened to waingafat wednesday this week? Was looking forward to it all day.

[AngryAussie]

It's still wednesday

[despotism444]

I think it's kind of low life to keep bitching about what others do, especially when it is none of your business.

[AngryAussie]

Go fuck yourself you pathetic little bitch

[vickiormindyb]

The guy who hit Stephen King was driving an SUV. In this guy's case he was trying to stop his dog, who's name was Bullet, from getting into a cooler full of meat.

He wasn't even looking at the road when he hit King. Then only got his SUV and ATV license suspended for a year.

I'd hate to see what they'd get if they hit a NONfamous person.

My friend has a Land Rover, but he always drives it off road to get to his house in the Poconos.

He got a ticket in it on the Pennsylvania Turnpike.

[AngryAussie]

I hate those pieces of crap.

[CanaanSGl]

The "Bros" who drive big Hummers probably have a small sushi roll

[AngryAussie]

You're right there

[aboxorox]

The first person to buy a non-military Hummer was Arnold Swartzenegger.

Case and point.

However I must admit I drive an SUV. They are wasteful and overkill at times and I spent all summer hurting for MPG was happy I was during the winter and could get to (or from) work.

Though you have a completely valid argument against having one in some places I find them a necessity for where I live. I don't live in the country but snow has an effect on cars that my Jeep doesn't get even in 2 Wheel drive.

[AngryAussie]

I did point out the people I have a problem with are those who drive them in the city and never use them for their intended purpose.

[PhantomRandom]

SUV's are built for the countryside. They should STAY there too.

[AngryAussie]

Damn straight.

[lkfluty]

The SUVs are a good way to identify the egotistical jerks.

But freedom choice is good even if it does allow for bad choices

I rather live in a world were SUVs are possible than in a world where my car, if I am allowed one, is chosen for me.

The sad thing is SUVs do have a useful place in the market but with everyone wanting one just to have big @ss vehicle created a huge backlash.

BTW vandalizing anyones property just because you dont agree makes that person a jerk as well.

[AngryAussie]

But in some cases very funny.

[hyuugabrother]

Big car= small penis

[AngryAussie]

Damn straight

[jacobwelch]

not fucked for everyone lol ME + A TRUCK.... i dont think the truck is fucked... i think i am :P

[AngryAussie]

Yeah. Anyway. Dumb vehicles.

[jacobwelch]

if we choose to drive dangerous cars that's our choice. eg ME !!! hahaha i would seriously stand no chance in a crash.

No crumple zone

No side protection - there is like 5cm between me and outside lol

[AngryAussie]

And if you choose to make fucked up choices that are fucked for EVERYONE then I will continue to point out that these cars are only owned by fuckwits!

[jacobwelch]

have a look at my video's i have a 4x4 which is small and economic!!!

please respond to that!

[AngryAussie]

OK, pay attention to what I am saying. The big 4wds that aren't used for work or going off road (99% of them) are fucking stupid. Wasteful, obnoxious, expensive and deadly. The big ones are the main target of my ire but even the small one are far more dangerous to the occupants than a corresponding sedan.

[GRPABT1]

What do you drive Angry aussie?

[AngryAussie]

I drive a Kia Rio. 3 cylinder.

[f1f2f3f4f4]

ok i agree. People who buy 4 x 4 in the city, are losers, But i live in the country and i need a 4 x 4 to get around. Your pathetic attempt at evoking emotion by related a car to the size of a mans dick is as i said earlier pathetic.. Go and fuck bob browns are you dick head greeny. Have u even been in the bush...hmm your faggoty little BMW wont get 1 km in there so stfu and get educated

[AngryAussie]

Fuck you, you rockape pigfucker. If you were any more ignorant, you'd forget how to fuck your sister.

[tnaracing]

i think we know who the absolute fuck wit is.

mate your how old?

i think you really need to grow the fuck up

[AngryAussie]

When will you tiny cocked losers trying desperately to over compensate with oversized vehicles realise that decent human don't give a fuck what you say?

[earlpits]

How about this: I agree that these vehicles are gigantic wasteful bits of trash, BUT, people should have the choice to buy and waste as much as they want. Whilst we begin limiting the ability of others to live as they please, we are also limiting our personal liberties. I don't care what these blithering gits do, so long as it doesn't affect me.

[AngryAussie]

You mean people have the right to be fuckwits?

[earlpits]

Precisely!

[Jhiaxhus]

I lived in Toorak (a suburb of Melbourne Australia for anyone not from australia) and Toorak is full of these. BMW X5s in particular shit me off

[AngryAussie]

Toorak taxis - they totally piss me off!

[MyOverflow]

lol

[AngryAussie]

A little message to the fuckwits coming from the 4X4 website. I know you're too stupid to understand but do you really think coming in here and raving like knuckle-dragging rockape thugs improves your public image? Everyone already thinks you're idiotic worthless scum, you're just emphasising it further.

Thanks for proving my point - only anti-social, worthless, inadequate pieces of shit waste their money on those fucked up vehicles trying desperately to compensate for their tiny penises.

[DeltaPappaCharlie1]

What a buch od mis guided fucking retards, whom have no idea of what they are taliking about. Your a fucking retard Youd have to be to take a texta to your face! mate get a fucking life, and learn about he subject before dribaling your shit! You have no idea. Who the fuck are you to dictate what I drive, u self opiniated prick. I drive a 4by is nice and shiny and yeh it goes off road all the time. 80% of 4wds in aus are registered in Rural areas dumb fuck what doeas taht tell u? they are used!

[AngryAussie]

I am a thinking human.  You are a fucking retard.

[cooterdisco]

mate you are an absolute wanker You obviously know very little on the subject

before embarrassing yourself on the net try do a little research and by research i mean factual statistical data

And yes i drive a 4x4 and just to make it worse it is lifted and runs larger than standard tires wow that must make me a moron! Yep a moron who would rather take his family out exploring Australia's true natural beauty rather than say log on to the net and whinge about other peoples choice in life

[AngryAussie]

You answered it for yourself. Yes, it makes you a fucking moron.

[nbchikoroll]

lol what a hero

so what is your choice of vehicle?

i am fully aware i will roll over if i get hit in a side-on collision...

....but how often do i get into a crash?

;) if you are that concerned then i suggest you learn how to drive properly

hmm... so i should drive a small car, fair enough... should i also tow a large trailer behind it because i can no longer carry the needed tools and equipment? or should i make multiple trips to compensate?

;) good luck to you

[AngryAussie]

You are a fucking liar, a fucking moron and a fucking loser.

[NthKoreaistheshiz]

rofl, must really suck to have a small dick. today i drove my "massive truck" thorugh our precious environment, burning up fossil fuels like there was no tommorow, and u know what? it was fuckin brilliant. its really good fun you should try it one day, and yes u are more safe in a 4by than a little buzzbox of a car, why? coz i can drive straight over ya. what car do u drive then?look forward to ya comment pin dick

[AngryAussie]

You would be in a good position to know much it sucks to have a small dick.

[want33s]

You must have a really small dick and an anorexic wallet to dribble on with crap like this.

Did you ever consider that most 4x4 owners only purchased such a vehicle for its towing capacity???

Try towing a decent boat/horse float/caravan with a hyundai you retard.

[AngryAussie]

FUCK OFF you moron. 98% of these pieces of shit never tow anything! Typical of a fucking moron to invent a completely false defence and pretend that answers everything.

[want33s]

Your lack of reasoning powers and intelligence is blatantly obvious even to the casual observer...

Calling everyone who disagrees with you a "Fucking moron"... well we all know who the moron is.... I'm ashamed that you call yourself an Aussie.

Quote : Angry Aussie "98% of these pieces of shit never tow anything!" End quote.

Can you prove any of these statistics?

Quote your source.

[AngryAussie]

Actually, I only call fucking morons fucking morons. But you're too much of a fucking moron to know that the rest of society sees you as a fucking moron.

[GRPABT1]

My four wheel drive weighs under a tonne and has a 1.3L four cylinder engine, does that make me a moron cause I drive a four wheel drive? Pull your head out of your arse and stop dribbling shit just to get attention.

[AngryAussie]

Yes. however, I'm sure it's only one of many things that make you a moron.

[alieninvasion47]

hahaah you're a doucebag =)

[AngryAussie]

Better than a clueless fuckwit who'd drive one of those fucked up cars

[perkele0079]

I hate cunts who drive Toorak tractors. They're invariably shiny and never leave the city, never mind the tarmac.

I don't mind if someone buys a 4WD for it's intended use, but people that buy them, like Yuppie mothers who only use them to drive their kids to and from school and to Coles in Malvern piss me off. They all have an elevated sense of importance because their arse sits higher than yours too. Tax these motherfuckers. Tax em to death.

[AngryAussie]

There's really no excuse for them.

[trty5]

hummers are so stupid they're just for show and that's it

[AngryAussie]

They're just to show the owner is a moron.

[trty5]

very true

[fangorn23]

so true

its rare that I see one of those huge vehicles on the road where the person actually seems CAPABLE of driving it. if they dont have one wheel constantly on the lane lines then they arent using their turn signal right (turning it on 25+ feet before the actual turn so they dont cut people off behind them)

with a huge car/truck like that failing to use turn signals right means you come damn close to clipping someone when you change lanes.

plus spinning rims are for douches

[AngryAussie]

They are douchemobiles.

[20387]

Not to mention they're fucking huge.

[AngryAussie]

And stupid.

[20387]

Most likely they're specifically designed to kill the occupants, like some sort of .. Catalyst for Darwinism :P

*Stupid person buys 4WD*

*Time til death decreases dramatically, thus reducing amount of stupidity spouted from person*

[AngryAussie]

I think you're right - it's all a cunning plan.

[20387]

Most likely designed to thwart me .. *Shakes fist at evil corporation(s), all of who are out to get me specifically*

Nah but still. SUV/4WD/Whatever you want to call them = Killboxes.

[66Beanshit]

Well, I certainly bloody well HOPE so! Here in A(sshole)berta, literally every 2nd vehicle is one of these barf-wagons. It's "the" must-have status-symbol....so when is the big plan going to come to fruition here????

[AngryAussie]

The stupid bastards can't afford to run them much longer.

[66Beanshit]

And so utterly bereft of any style, taste, or grace whatsoever...

[FindleOfLoathing]

Why are they more likely to crash and more likely to get injured then?

[AngryAussie]

Not sure what you're asking. But all the test prove those pieces of shit are death traps.

[KickButtUnggoy]

The roll factor. Really easy to roll SUVs.

[PivotMasterDXXX]

SUV stands for Sport Utility Vehicle. i really dont think peopl should buy them as a primary vehicle. but as a secondary vehicle, it would be a handy substitute for a u-haul.

[AngryAussie]

99% of them are bought for the wrong reason.

[Dzillaa]

Some American 'cars' are ridiculously massive. Here in the UK, a truck the same shape as a GMC Topkick is about half the size, and twice the functionality. Seriously, I saw a GMC Topkick at a motor show once. It was the size of an ELEPHANT!

[AngryAussie]

And now the stupid bastards who bought them can't afford to put petrol in them!

[Uberjoe19]

They're making up for their tiny penises.

[AngryAussie]

Exactly!

[Buhundred]

look at yourself, your gay. If you were in 6 inches of snow and your shitty prius got stuck, I would be passing by you in my trooper. You dickhead, whats wrong with you? your going to be the 100 year old virgin. Your just whining because you can't afford dieselor petrol because you work at macdonolds. I'll see you serving me my big mac in my trooper. Btw, I hate Hummers

[AngryAussie]

You are incredibly insecure.

[ImTheHulk66]

Retard it doesn't even snow in Australian cities.

[pyromaniacevil]

aaaaaaaand he has kids, not a virgin! he gets tons more than that dunderhead "buhundered" or let's just call him shit faced little insecure waste of oxygen? k?

[Uberjoe19]

He has two kids, dumbass. He's obviously gotten more ass than you.

[cashw55]

I 100% agree with this video. Now the dicks heads in Engalnd have started buying them.

[AngryAussie]

Yeah, they've just gone on the market here.

[terryman555]

I agree let alone a garage. They don't even fit on a 2 lane road.

[AngryAussie]

Yep, those vehicles are bullshit.

[CheeezMaster]

I once drove a Volkswagen Touareg and Audi Q7, and honestly, they drive like shit.

I'd rather have a low, fast one.

[AngryAussie]

That's a lot safer. As well as more fun.

[nbchikoroll]

driving fast on the streets is safer? how?

good to see the logic

why not a low slow one? much safer

[headshot1971]

A Jeep Wrangler is considered a SUV. However it's smaller than most cars. I guess, I'm a Dickhead for having a Plow on the front of it and plowing the back Alley for my neighbors.

( free of charge.) Now I bought something that suits me. I like not getting stuck in 6 inches of snow. Unlike my ex-wife who used the child support to buy a vomit green 07 Dodge Charger which slides in a puddle. I guess I'm a Dickhead.

[AngryAussie]

You sound like one. I did specifically say work related vehicles were different. If you want to align yourself with fuckheads who buy hummers, go right ahead.

[headshot1971]

AngryAussie - I did specifically say work related vehicles were different.

Oh crap! I must missed that sorry.-headshot1971

[AngryAussie]

People who drive trucks or work vehicles as recreational vehicles piss me off

[djsims2]

Great rant! I totally agree. Those tossy little bastards who drive there land rovers thing they are so big. Really we, normal car drivers, sould have missile launchers so we can shoot theose assholes down :). I know it wont happen but i just like the thought!

[AngryAussie]

It's an excellent thought

[NoxVulpes]

how about a drill like in the old evil dead movie: Army of Darkness. You know, the drill they attached to the front oldsmobile. That would make removal fun and easy! I mean, zombies, SUV drivers, I think they're genetically related.

[AngryAussie]

That seems totally legitimate to me.

[weirdstuffanimation6]

people from my local school have suvs and im sick of them parking out side of my house so that i cant get off the fucking drive it pisses me off i cant get out of my house because sombody didnt buy a smaller car nice video btw i fully agree 100%

[AngryAussie]

They are stupid vehicles - it's as simple as that.

[AngryAussie]

Because he makes himself look really stupid. I prefer that everyone sees what a moron he is.

[megaleach]

If I told you that:

I own a 2006 Honda CR-V (which I assume is one of the cars on your bad list)

I live in a small city

I don't really foresee going off-road

BUT

Believe it or not, I actually have a valid reason for owning it.

What would you say?

Cheers,

Megaleach

[AngryAussie]

I missed this. The CRV is one of the smaller of these types but it's still way more dangerous to you - you're far more likely to be killed in an accident than if you were in a decent sedan.

[megaleach]

I am and was aware of the safety issue when the CRV was purchased.

(I've always purchased small/medium hatchbacks/sedans in the past.)

Strange as it may seem, safety wasn't the motivating factor behind the purchase or the CRV.

[rydoo3]

i drve a fuckng truck because i have a life a job and i use it to plow snow! so little cars don thit eachother when they drive like idiots! go fuck ur mom

[AngryAussie]

You're a fuckwit. I specifically separated work vehicles from idiot suburbanites. Which leads me to think you're too stupid to understand anything so simple. And you're a liar.

[rydoo3]

well my mom drives a suburban! last i checked she hadnt had a crash in like 20 years then again i forgot that some suvs have special spear devices that pop out and hit over cars when there drivin down the road

[AngryAussie]

Only fuckwits drive suburbans. The stupidest of the stupid.

[rydoo3]

and you did not specifiacally say work vehicles yet i cant imagin that you drive a car that gets 100 miles a gallon ... unless its powered by that hot air that comes out or your mouth! let me know if thats what u go tcaus ei wan tone all i have to do is call u when i need to be filled up

[AngryAussie]

Hey, here's an idea - learn to spell and form a coherent sentence if you want people to think you're worth taking seriously.

[rydoo3]

hahahaa hahahahahaha

now thats funny u know i think i know what ur problem is ... if your angry and when people are angry they frown and frowning uses up more energy than smiling. that would in turn make u tired and that makes u angry. i think i got you figured out

[AngryAussie]

Fuck off and die. Seriously. Go away and never come back you pathetic waste of space.

[ricks73eb]

i couldnt agree more i dont understand y people buy a truck or suv that never haul anything!?!? its fucking dumb!! i have more trucks than any 2 people i know but i use them to haul trailers and move shit.. but when i go to work i dive my car!

[AngryAussie]

They do it because they're insecure idiots!

[zildjian3]

jeeze suvs are about the most USELESS things man has ever invented

[AngryAussie]

Worse than useless,they're incredibly destructive and dangerous.

[delsolracer1994]

Screw SUV's, I watched a 9 year old girl die under a rolled over Chevy Blazer next to my house, it barely got hit in the side by an F-150 and it tipped over and ejected her, rolled on top of her and then ground her into the pavement. To hell with everybody that drives those rolling coffins and especially those parents who knowingly put their children in those poorly designed pieces of crap.

[AngryAussie]

They really are death traps.

[Ownederd6]

Most people who drive SUV's, Minivans or anything like that, drive like complete fuckwits where I live.

[AngryAussie]

Samae problem here.

[rydoo3]

and people buy mustangs because there slow ?

[AngryAussie]

Which means what you pathetic moron?

[AngryAussie]

Damn right, he needs therapy.

[dleifyamjr]

I drive a mini van. And proud of it.

26 mpg is better than my last gusler truck. I dislike people who buy bigger to prove something. All they prove to me is how dumb they were for paying more than they needed to.

[AngryAussie]

Yes, what they're trying to "prove" seems far too obvious.

[AngryAussie]

Find some crash statistics and show them to him - then see if he still wants one.

[ttakdliw]

Well put. It takes a totally arrogant bastard to drive these things. Why don't they just buy a 750 HP John Deer farm tractor to plant poses on their 1/2 achier lot while their at it.

[AngryAussie]

That would actually make some sense.

[angeliquestarsmommy]

I drive a small SUV. It is not compensating for ANYTHING. I am a female. It is not a 4x4. It is what I liked and wanted. So I am a dickhead for buying one?

[expendedAmmunition]

Yes.

[angeliquestarsmommy]

Well a female dickhead um ok! Just like the saying goes. Opinions are like assholes everyone has one.

[expendedAmmunition]

And assholes are like opinions--there's too many of them.

[AngryAussie]

I was pretty sprecific about the big ones and the faux 4x4s are the ones that piss me off. If your car isn't larger than a normal car, I have no problem with it.

[goliathm]

What's it's gas mileage?

[66Beanshit]

Usually very poor...

[LadySadist]

amen :D lol. what i find funny is a lot of older men and women buy hummers and stuff like that, tis really weird o.O

[AngryAussie]

It's the false sense of security (emphasising false). People buy them based on what they THINK rather than what's true.

[KaiToTheN]

whoa... there's a shitload of people in the us driving those cars.... does that mean americans are stupid?! ;-) :D :D :D

[machikoneko]

Well, it sure doesn't help our image around the world.

Hummers = expensive, ugly and wasteful. (ALL of the models, not just the original monster.)

[AngryAussie]

I like the line on the south park episode about 9/11 conspiracies. When talking to Cartman, Kyle confirms 1/4 of americans are retards: "You're 1/4 of us, you're a retard, 1/4 of americans are retards."

[AngryAussie]

It certainly means those particular americans are.

[iamweirdperson]

check out our videos they really suck

[AngryAussie]

A ringing endorsement.

[MokongX3M]

What i really can't stand about 4x4's is they are meant to be off-road vehicles, but nobody who owns them actually takes it off-the-fracking-road, so whats the point. In highschool one of the teachers bought one and was all happy with himself, we asked him how often does he go off-road and he said never, he didn't want to get dirt on it...WTF!!!!

[AngryAussie]

That's another thing I hate! The fucking things should be illegal in the city.

[katara505]

Those hummers look like a box on wheels. It's ridiculous!

[AngryAussie]

Absolutely ridiculous!

[AkbarTheGreat]

Screw those things...I'll stick to my truck. Gets 5 times better gas mileage than those pieces of shit. =D

[AngryAussie]

Damn straight!

[sneakypreacher]

The only kind of hummer I like involves a womans mouth...but I digress.

[AngryAussie]

Yeah, when did a hummer change from being a blowjob to being a truck? Those things used to be called humvees, what the hell happened?

[RoboRHODES]

First of all watch your fucking mouth, second

I don't have kids third fuck your grandma!

Fourth I'm a man not a woman god you rant and talk shit without facts picking fights and shit you

Fucked your self in the ass with that

Stupid comment... maybe your father should have

Used a condom so a fucking abomination like you

Would not be born in the first place if you want to go all time traveling on me so go and give grandma a kiss for me..

[kwijibo7]

'I think that's the armys job'... 'can barely hold back from laughing in your face'

Cheers Oz - another classic.

[AngryAussie]

Thanks :) This is one topic that makes me REALLY angry.

[conmech]

Those cars might be safer but in 90% of crash photos I see one of those cars. Simply because the person inside was an idiot who thought he could race with a plane.

I have a 1985 model Mitsubishi Lancer and I'm proud of it.

[AngryAussie]

Those SUVs AREN'T safer! It's all an illusion, the driver is way more likely to be seriously injured than if they were driving a proper car.

[conmech]

by the way, I learned the plural of "piece of crap" thanks to you. So your blogs ARE educational :)

[AngryAussie]

I'm all about the edumacashun!

[RoboRHODES]

I understand what you're saying but what about the mothers with all the fucking kids they wone fit in a fucking hybrid sooo its ok in certain occasions

[AngryAussie]

Actually, if you follow the link to my blog and then the link within the blog you'll find that minivans are waaaaay safer than SUVs. More space for passengers too. And cheaper. And more comfortable.

[RoboRHODES]

yeah minivans those were the fuckers I was thinking of LOL!

[shadowshian]

well i found those smaller city SUV's actually quite nice to drive, steering was smooth and gas and cluth warent too light either. i drove one at my driving school along with truck and other more or less common cars still i found that car to be quite nice.

[AngryAussie]

Depends what model you're talking about, soe smaller vehicles are fine but crap like a Hummer, Suburban or even those big Toyotas are crap. Don't even get me started on the BMWs, Mercs and Lexus SUVs.

[shadowshian]

well i dont remember the model but i think it was honda cr-v. personally i prefer if the car has decent design and efficient engine. i find most modern cars brutally ugly. i like the desing of Honda fcx 2006 model, Citroen xsara picasso and Audi TT mk2.

[AngryAussie]

Yes, car design definitely ranges from beautiful to butt-ugly.

[Gemm73]

I love this vid... My husband and I traded our SUV's in two years ago. Wasteful, indeed! We now have a gas friendly Subaru and a hybrid. I cannot stand seeing Hummers on the road; especially in the suburbs!!!

[AngryAussie]

Yep, and I bet you're better off financially with TWO cars than you were with one SUV!

[Gemm73]

Ahh, it's more of an environmental concern for me. But yes, the gas mileage is almost doubled on my beloved Suburu. Keep up the good work on your vids.

[AngryAussie]

Thanks a lot :) And yes, the environmental aspects are pretty important to me too.

[RandomEdd]

I've never owned an SUV, always 4 door sedans or saloon cars, call them what you will. These Days, i own a Mitsubishi Evolution IX, pretty good and fast car, but since it's made out of papir (like Hyundais), it's crap if i crash it.

[AngryAussie]

Yeah, but you'll be safer (and richer) than if you were driving an SUV

[RandomEdd]

Yeah, you're right. You said that you hate 4WD's. Just to let you know, my car has 4WD, but it's pretty economic really.

[AngryAussie]

Yeah, but your car is a real car that happens to have 4WD - I hate those stupid big things.