Louis CK - Cutting People Off & Sex

[SiriusMined]

21 people don't wash their balls....

[SIurm]

3 black guys fucking me in the ass

[TheAle89515]

Video should be labeled: "how the internet works."

[ninjajesus81]

Washing balls is hard, because the skin moves with whatever motion you make, so you're not actually getting any scrubbing done.

So what I do is I take the wash cloth in my hand and grab the nutsack loosely, so it can slide out of my grip as I pull outward. I do that with the entire nutsack, being careful not to grab a testicle.

[23waystodie]

@ninjajesus81 Thanks, I'll think of that image next time I'm having sex to stop myself from cumming.

[YesImAnAwesomeTroll]

@ninjajesus81 XD

[TheLast2nd]

@ninjajesus81 What @23waystodie said..

[TheAle89515]

@ninjajesus81 IKR?

[underage4page]

liza manelli and richard nixon having diarrhea in the same toilet!

[glaxglax]

@underage4page haha that line killed me, what a shitty crowd though. that shit was gold

[NerdyCanadian]

LOL

[TheJovanist]

casually "ah fuck em" lol

[fluorescentcentipede]

i think of blue waflles

[sporky111]

How did I not know about this guy all my life?

[BlueSharkBoy434]

I love this man

[shockvaluesracing]

This is the forerunner to the "suck a bag of dicks" joke

[TheHouseOffice]

a big fat woman with one leg.

LMAO

[zach53xy]

your mad, not me. I win.

[DocSicnarf]

221ST DAY OF OCTOBER?! HOLY SHIT.

[aahmadiii]

HAS TO be the funniest man on the planet i fukcing luaghed for 2 hours before i wrote this comment SERIOUSLY

[eezysqueezy]

You can see why he's divorced now.

[LTDANMAN44]

@eezysqueezy ya come back and report when your divorce is complete............

[Fluffypopcicle]

I didn't know that there are 221 days in March.

[jamisixtey]

@Fluffypopcicle 221 CANADIAN days.

[Fluffypopcicle]

@jamisixtey

Rofl I said the wrong month too. The fourth month is April, not March.

[IonNirvana]

Ur mad, I'm not. I guess I win

[12171010011010]

If only women knew

[SovereignStatesman]

Sounds like a sitcom "Everybody Loves Louis"

[36LizardKing63]

@SovereignStatesman he has had two sitcoms the first was lucky louie it was only like 2 or 3 seasons, he has another going on right now just called louie

[SovereignStatesman]

@36LizardKing63

Yeah but I'm talking his real life, i.e. the funny guy who's stuck with a bitchy wife and shitty kids.

[36LizardKing63]

@SovereignStatesman thats basically what it is (louie anyways) hes got a shitty job, a terrible life, crappy kids, and basically just trying not to die each day. its really good

[SovereignStatesman]

@36LizardKing63

I'm not sure TV censors would the funniest bits though.. HBO, maybe.

It would be a lot better than Sex and the City, but then so would slow castration (which it was).

[36LizardKing63]

@SovereignStatesman the show is on FX its uncensored and really funny. shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits. they dont care

[SovereignStatesman]

@36LizardKing63

I meant Prime-Time TV, you know "the 3 C's."

If he made a TV sitcom that just SHOWS the things that he SAYS in his act, it would be too funny for TV.

And that's why it would never be on TV, they have a rule that everything on it has to SUCK so as to keep the bar low.

(What, you thought TV sucked that much on ACCIDENT? YEAH RIGHT!)

[tehtapemonkey]

"He's not me." Most honest thing I've heard ever!

[LaszloPanaflex]

19 guys wash their balls every day

[villainshine]

@LaszloPanaflex Shut the fuck up.

[4TensCakes]

You're mad and I'm not, it looks like I win. What a troll. =P

[Bebopopotamus]

the 221st day of october.

[IloveHamlet]

WASH YOUT BALLS!

[jcsjohnson]

3 black guys fucking me in the ass.. anything, anything, but this fat red headed balding, fucking boring, sweaty... fucking doesn't even wash his balls for fuck sake. why can't he wash his balls one time.

[MegaBlackDays]

God damnit I lose it every time he says, "Dogshit smeared on a dead guy."

This is the only place I can explain how funny I think it is without people looking at me like I'm some kind of sick fuck.

[Briancmwilliams]

@MegaBlackDays Dogshit smeared on a dead guy is pretty tame; your friends must be pretty lame.

Rape jokes are basically a hello in my social crowd.

[goodflo911]

@Briancmwilliams Rape jokes are pretty tame,

telling your friends to get cancer is basically a hello in my social crowd

[Gonko100]

i gonna get shot for this, but I think CK is funnier than Carlin. I adore Carlin, but CK....i don't know. He is a king of sorts. damn motherfucker

[Diljot]

george carlin material...funny guy though nonetheless

[DrinkSkateSleep]

@Diljot How is it george carlin material?

[vincemcneal600]

"the universe depends on me cumming" FUCKING GENIUS!!!!

[rabidowski]

10/221/04 ??! You have very long months in Vancouver

[underscorex5]

@rabidowski it's the rain... lol

[tonyf686]

i really like louis's comedic style

[aPUNCH2theCACK]

Liza Minnelli and Richard Nixon having diarrhea on the same toilet hahahaha brilliant

[salparadise63]

CK is a genius. A genius of this generation. There will not be another. Trust me.

[OneHandHigh]

Uhhhh, K I love CK and all, but sorry, George Carlin kind of holds the crown of "genius of this generation".

Fuck, George Carlin holds the crown for Genius of at least....3 generations. Him and Bill Hicks.

[Philfa]

They're of different generations.

[MatuSSisko]

@salparadise63 Dylan Moran :)

[TheIllestVillain]

i do math problems to hold off my ejaculation

[mrgabest]

Louis is ALWAYS funny. Best comedian alive!

[kamaz43]

WITH ONE LEG HAHAHAHA

[05OsborneRh]

Favourited, that was great.

[shadowskull]

dog shit on a dead guy haha funny funny

[JoeNJ1]

Classic.

[naughtydreadz]

Fuck him, he's somebody else, kiss my ass, fuckin' somebody else motherfucker....

Wow... this guy is like fuckin Moses...

SPEAK tEH WORD

[arabiyya]

ahahahahaha i always wondered how men could stop orgasms! ugly images hahaha

[TheRedMenace92]

10/221/04?

What day is 221?

[RomanianUser]

..when jesus was decapitated

[dodgedart74]

you all need to watch

"evrything is amazing, nobodys happy"

[sexyarabroze]

I WANT U

[ciroslive]

Wash your f*cking balls you pig!

[crankysconga]

whoa, this happened really late in october

[sonofagun73]

Liza Minelli and Richard Nixon having diarrhea on the same toilet!!!

[jixmixfix]

this guy is hilarious

[Tyc00nMan]

easily the funniest man on the planet

[riichardmattson91]

i agree!

[moutapt]

i agree with both of you! he is f*cking hilarious!

[thearthurshow]

@Tyc00nMan sorry no.

[applytoforhead]

this guy is pretty damn funny!

[cuddlemuffin44]

liza minelli and richard nixon having diarrhea on the same toilet... god bless you louis ck, that works. i am a champion.

[sayujya17]

do the montage

[Kali42]

MONTAGE!

[luptonicedtea]

You should.

[murozman]

"That urge is the universe telling you to cum, I mean life on earth depends on you cumming!"

That was hilarious!

[davidmcdonald86]

Holy shit that stuff about sex was so gold

[SamoPajamo]

youtube montages are never cool

[jordanblue32]

theres no sound

[manateesarepeopletoo]

Turn your volume up.

[fualetry]

A montage would be pretty cool, considering Louis C.K. is the greatest comedian who has ever lived.

[afapsgirl]

This guy is fucking funny. A greatest hits would be ok

[sbethany518]

hahaha. so i wonder how his wife felt listening to this? haha i also wonder if they really only had sex that sparingly. that would suck!

[13TH1RT33N13]

I guess he was being honest, because they're divorced now.

[whaththeeee]

what about his daughters , who's got custody , 50-50 or what?!

[13TH1RT33N13]

In one of the Opie and Anthony videos he says that he and his ex share custody 50-50.

[ryzolia2017]

fag

[TiberiusStorm]

small minded bitch!

[ryzolia2017]

says the person who removed there comment.

[TiberiusStorm]

It couldn't be read anymore so I just removed it. Get over it for shit sake! I honestly don't even remember what ta hell I said. Now piss off!

[ryzolia2017]

It could. Actually. Otherwise I wouldn't of been able to read it. (WIsh I hadn't though.) Shit sake? Piss off? Aww diddums :( hit a sore spot? And Yes, yes, I called you a fag earlier, so you've come to the logical, only, conclusion that I MUST be a homophone, well done detective dip shit on that conclusion. Im a big homophobe, please, do not hold it against me :( Sometimes, for kicks, ill call people words like "fag" or "queer puff" on youtube to give a suttle hint im a homophobic hater

[TiberiusStorm]

you called me a fag earlier...so you're a homophobe then I take it?

[ryzolia2017]

damn, you caught me :(

[TiberiusStorm]

there, there now. it's 2009 you can come out of the closet.

[ryzolia2017]

Nice try bud. Keep em coming. Oh and btw.....OMFG YOUR A HOMOPHOBE :( I TAKE IT LOL !

[TiberiusStorm]

damn dude don't get so angry because you can't just come out as gay already!

[ryzolia2017]

Dont remember getting angry, and ok, im a big fag, can i touch your ass and make out? Heard your into that shit, maybe you can open my ass and munch on my dingle berries. Saying No would make you a big homophobe. Declare it.

[TiberiusStorm]

I'm not into old geezers! oops now I'm an ageist. my bad!

[ryzolia2017]

lol i assume you think im actually 57 via my profile. You think id be arguing with a douche like yourself if i was? dip shit. Use your brai....oh...oh wait

[TiberiusStorm]

Oh so ur a homophobe and a liar. And you obviously want the last word which you'll never get! hahahaha

[ryzolia2017]

yes "hahahahaha"

[TiberiusStorm]

I thought I was immature! I guess you proved me wrong. Now go away. I grow bored of you!

[ryzolia2017]

Yeah I guess so lol hahahahaha lol lol

[TiberiusStorm]

Even the person who put up this video is making fun of you. Read the info. It says: Our friend "ryzolia2017" is a ripoff artist ("detective dip shit"? Maddox, anyone?) who uses "fag" as an insult and spells subtle as "suttle." Bravo, my friend. Did your parents get a voucher to pay for that education?

[TiberiusStorm]

You need to let go dude! You obviusly are an angry person who likes to argue with people on youtube. Like I said..I don't even remember what I wrote on here initially to upset you. But I'm over it. I just don't think putting down gays by using fag is appropriate. You wouldn't use the n word on me...so why put down gays. It's a rude word.

[ryzolia2017]

Me? You're the one saying you'll keep replying, so I thought I would too, dont bother me none, I'm not angry or arguing like I've already said, but it's obviously getting a reaction. I never had a problem to begin with, so there's no need to get over anything. And rude? So after all this? And you call ME rude? People use the 'n word' etc all the time, does that make them racist? Hell no. Of course not, the same applies.

[TiberiusStorm]

Shall we agree to disagree then?!

[ryzolia2017]

Sounds good to me. Peace out.

[Soiledmyself]

Aw that's sad

[lenerbean88]

OMG hahahahha Wash your fucking balls you pig. LOL

[PWF]

10/221/04?

October 221st, 2004?

Wow, what a long month.

[Jonasty420]

BASEBALLO WORKS!!!!! Louis CK is the man, brilliant!!

[WSLVS1980]

"I'm thinkin of dogshit smeared on a dead guy!" so funny

[blues3531]

anger fuck lol. ive done those. those totally are awesome! takes out anger if your pissed at them and its hardcore

[madmagic10]

i hope he means hicks cause hes up there with the greats

[ryanranger]

I can not FUCKING WAIT... I get the awesome chance to see a truly gifted comedian live, which I AM in a few days. LOUIE ON THE 15th IN PORTLAND OR,...WOOOOOOOO.... I missed Bill and Jonny when they were alive, and while I was too young to anyway, it still would have been totally awesome possum.... If I can get David Cross in their I'm good for life....

[BalooTheBear16]

Damn now im mad, apparently i missed him in portland

[saraarhodes]

Crap! I didn't even know he was coming to Portland. How was he?

[wrestlersawhook]

"she's think of passionate love and ecstacy, and I'm thinking of dog shit smeared on a dead guy"

ROTFLMAO

[southparker07]

didn't stop laughing, wow

[Brownies79]

Louis CK is passive asshole comedy.

[JonaDENdances4]

Isn't that a good thing?

[Brownies79]

It's a good thing! I meant that as a compliment.

[xTheOxx]

I'd cut myself off.