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  • "don't crash the cart, i don't have health insurance. I dont wanna die." lol

  • turtle backpack :D

  • dude this reminds me of when i first met my boyfiend lol but it was night time and he drove through the woods O.o

  • rolling in a golf cart drinking beer.....that video was obviously shot on location from Nirvana...

  • Hay! This is your boss! Call me now! You be drinkin' coors light on the job! No don't call you just got a promotion! Haha

  • I love her dialect where is it from

  • @briilovessummer801 whoresville....population 69!

  • If you would have died, I would kill Max..two times!

  • hahaha i found her backpack

  • @loveandbel0ved if you think that one harmless jealous girl is the epitome of what is wrong with society, then I think it's safe to say you fall in that category too. That's a bit of a strong statement.I'm not saying I agree with them, but people are entitled to their own opinions. Learn to tolerate brah.

  • @MerciMeMerciMe I just think it's fucked up that a MALE (cause he's clearly not a girl?) - or anyone for that matter - feels the need to make someone feel insecure about themselves because of the way they choose to conduct their life. And that IS what is wrong with our society, and he exemplifies it. So yes, he is the epitome of what's wrong with America. I'm not saying he's the worst human being on this planet, I'm just saying that's the problem. Trying to enlighten him. My bad.

  • The sunglasses under the chin must be a fashion statement for Jenna.

  • @billyouknow toaster strudel. That is all

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  • haha you got your back pack in the back

  • Jenna I would love to rape you and then eat you.

  • Man it's so retarted how you NEED health insurance in the states! They'll just let you die if you don't???! :/

  • @SMOnEy83 Pretty much yeah...

  • i have a vagina

  • @StankyRUSSIAN Tell us what you did with it.

  • What is your heart necklace for ?

  • omg. poor you. thank ya for being stupid, it is funny!

  • Turtle Backpack!

  • blublockers!! fuck yea

  • like FML haha i dont have life insurance rofl

  • what does her shirt say?

  • somebody please buy jenna some real sunglasses.. blu-blockers make mher boobs look less perky than normal.

  • Jenna Marbles, you are my hero, but I would still bang the shit out of you.

    titties.

  • You love D'Evelyn?! Like the school?

  • Is that your boyfriend?

  • fuck yeah coors light!

  • @cathryn313 I'm the same way.... but I DO wanna have sex with her....AMEN

  • did i spot a turtle backpack in the back seat?

  • @renfroe1981 So youre a plant?

  • Jenna marbles you are not my hero, but I do think youre pretty cool. And id like for you to felate me.

    Go for it.

  • wow this is the first time i saw ur vids and i spent 2 hrs watching them all and a few of ur vlogs lmao wow ur so entertaining be u bitch

  • hahhhah ur turtle backpacks even thereeee

  • perfect top comments thats awsome

  • I spy a coors light.

  • lol top comments are sooooooo perfect they better not change --.--.....

  • TURTLE BACKPACK BLAM called it its there see yeah its there :>

  • God I love that backpack.

  • 0:27 EPIC TURTLE BACKPACK!!!!!!!!!!

  • jenna could sit on my face

  • i crashed a golf cart into a tree when i worked at a golf course. lesson learned, don't turn around when someone is yelling your name from behind you when you are driving

  • Jenna Marbles, you are my hero. And I want to have sex with you.

    i think that one works the best.. . . .

  • Jenna Marbles, I like turtles, and I thought you should know that

    -Derek

  • @cathryn313 @19blackened87 can't we just have both?

  • Turtle Backpack in the background, lmfao (:

  • um... can anyone tell me what's going on? i've just recently became a jenna marbles fan, and i just went on that stoollala site to see what it was and then some prez guy was bitching about some stoollala is dead to me? i'm so confused.. what happened? and whos that guy? and how can i get to read jennas daily blog or whatever? HELP!

  • jenna marbles you arent my hero . jesus is. but your awesome and way too funny for youtube! yoou need your own show! and i wouldnt do it with you because im not a lez

  • Jenna Marbles, you are both my hero and I would like to have sex with you.

    Winformation

  • @Aangapanga Me too

  • LMAO THE TOP COMMENTS!!

  • HAHAHA top 2 comments, I agree with second.

  • The two top comments are the best every if they ever get taken off im gonna kill a bitch

  • awesome jenna!!

  • the awkward moment when the two top comments say the exact opposite :))

  • fucking maniac

  • we'l cathryn313 may not bang you but i would, just being honest :D

  • Wow ppl r real haters....(Ihateyouthatmuch) take a chill pill she's funny.

  • @cathryn313 except the second part LOL

  • i wish there are more girls like you

  • two words to haterz GET FUCKED

  • @Wemsel69 you didnt need to watch, please stop complaining and get over YOURself

  • @IHateyouthatMuch rlly? Like is she rlly bothering you to the point tht u want to try to make her feel like crap so u don't have to? I wuld say wutnu commented abt u.

  • dayum she is hot.

  • Jenna Marbles, you are not my hero. And i do want to have sex with you

    Amen.

  • she has her ninja turtles back pack in the back!! :D

  • Actually, refreshing, to just see a glimpse of what freedom is like. As an active duty military member, Jenna embodies all the reasons our flag still has colors. So thank you Jenna for giving me and at least 100 others I work with a laugh at LEAST once a week. We often re-watch when new guys come in.

  • @LittleMsBrown thanks for all you do, my dads been deployed twice the past 5yrs

  • @LittleMsBrown My guess is you're in the Air Force. The only people that actually goes on videos to write comments about how much of a hero they are are usually the pogs that never leave the wire. Please don't do this anymore. Thank you

  • @billyouknow Wow what an asshole, someone says something nice about another person and you go out of your way to put them down. I'm only assuming you are from another service, if not you have no room to open your inconsiderate pie hole. For your information many AF members have left the wire and many have died. Do not belittle the efforts of others because you feel yours are better. At least we do our part. And we don't put down those for doing theirs. You're welcome!

  • @jeffreyloehr Oh really? I'm with 3/5 Marines. Just finished my last tour a few months back. In the entire time I was over there I never saw any AF guys even do a PATROL with us. I saw Navy and Army. Never AF. I'm not putting down a service. I never would. Just don't take credit for something you didn't do. And I wrote that because if the writter actually knew what it was like to deploy to a war zone she wouldn't feel the need to randomly talk about it. That pisses me off.

  • @billyouknow Feel free to go to CNN.com and search "AFGHANISTAN CROSSROADS"... click the link on the right below the title "Remembering the Fallen". You'll find many of your brothers and sisters and mine alike. Secondly, LittleMsBrown never mentioned anything other than being Active Duty. Learn to read. I could make a Marine joke here, but in respect to my Marine friends I'll spare everyone the service rivalry stabs. Grow up and try to represent the Marines better.

  • @jeffreyloehr Very well.

  • @LittleMsBrown Your grammar usage implies Jenna is an "active duty military member."

  • @cathryn313 Well, you're a girl so... WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

  • oh Jenna, how we love you :)

  • im an internet warrior with an infatuation with a girl who is 'real' on the internet, if i met her in real life she would like totally love me because im also 'real', so leave her alone you total nimrods! shes not a slut, shes cool and i love her. buhhaha

  • are your sunglasses serengeti drivers? i think i have that same pair.

  • @cathryn313 i do

  • aaa thats a coors light yay good 4 geting drunked

  • i see beer! no wonder why hes driving like a "fucking maniac" lol jk! i love you and u kno how to make ppl laugh!! LETS BE FRIENDSSSSSS

  • jenna marbles i love you nohomo ur myyy heroooo i wish i get to meet u in person somedayyvad i dnt care wat u do for a living as long has ur making money tht all tht matters

  • @snhcam ewwwwwww

  • Amen you, you are my Marbles. And I don't want to have sex with Hero

    Jenna.

  • @GirlyPantsNL LMFAOOOO

  • Jenna Marbles, you are not my hero, but i would like to have sex with you.

    Fuck yeah.

  • @19blackened87 haha...awesome bro

  • @19blackened87 wow 537 likes thats werid

  • @prettypinkypink123 your grammar is shit

  • effing coors light man, effing coors light

  • Jenna Marbles, i just want to have sex with you.

    Amen.

  • Sweet Blu Blockers!

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  • DRINKING AND DRIVING!!!!

  • Ahh ! I looooooooove your videos :))) mine suuuuuuuck so you should teeeach us how to do videos like you , pleeeaase and uh thanks :{ ---- moooooostache :) kbyyee !

  • It's funny because a year ago I broke my foot on a golf cart at a golf tournament... Dangerous sport.

  • I love how everyone defends her, while hoping she reads their comment and think "Aww, what a cutie, I'll have to PM him!"

  • @bobo1411 well not everyone thinks that,Because I don't

  • ....why the hhhhheeeellllll did you recomend dis to me youtube?!?!?

  • Sunglasses chin! : D

  • chicken noodle soup

  • I love you, don't worry about them haters(:

  • bitch

  • are you guys stupid ?! you dont know her.. & just enjoy the freaking video and if you dont like it..hmm dont whatch it ? idkk..call me crazzy. shes prettty & obbvviiii not a hookerr...

  • H.O.T!!!!

  • Thank you. This has inspired me in many ways. I am going to play a round of golf today, and cut a turd inside hole 9.

  • coors! :D

  • @lyricalllyy "we talk to rich guys who give us money n buy us drinks." There's a word for people like that, I believe they're called hookers.

  • HD?

  • she is feeling hot.. lol :L

  • OMG I WANT YOUR BAG!!!!

  • i've watched a few of her videos and I can't figure out what her job is. Because it's like called a Sports Bar right? but the outfits i've seen her in look like stripper outfits...?

  • damn dude im a dancer too everyone stfu we arent sluts some are but if you do the job right your not a slut. those who bitch are just jelous they dont have the balls or looks to do it. you go to a night club and dance on ppl for free who cares. we talk to rich guys who give us money n buy us drinks. dont hate on us for doing what we do for money just bc u dont do it.

  • @lyricalllyy ROFL that's the worst fucking arguement ever, you dance on people for free but you aren't a slut, yea that's believable. Try to get a real job and not one that requires you being a complete whore.

  • @OneManLovingMachinez Jenna dances as well, does that make her a "complete whore"? It seems that you are uneducated, a dancer DANCES. They don't escort, prostitute, etc. They stand on stage and dance. Have you ever danced before, like at a party? WHORE! That's essentially your argument. Why do you care what some random person on the internet, that you have NEVER, nor WILL ever meet, does for a living? You are the epitome of what is wrong with society. Learn to tolerate.

  • @loveandbel0ved Lol so you're saying a young girl that could get any job they want, who chooses to dance for men with little to no clothes on, isn't a whore? I think you need to stop sticking up for people just because you have the same job as them or are the same sex as them. If you do, you're going to have a sad life.

  • @OneManLovingMachinez I'm sorry, do you live in America? are you aware of our economic crisis? Have you TRIED to get a job? IT'S FUCKING HARD. Especially for a young girl straight out of college. Unless you have experience, almost nobody is willing to hire you. So in order to support yourself, you do what you gotta do. I'm NOT a dancer, and I'm not defending her cause I'm also a girl. I'm defending her because it is FUCKED UP to make someone feel like shit in general.

  • @OneManLovingMachinez

    Eh, well, I just have to say that it is NOT whore too dance for a man, even if you`re naked. Whore is having SEXUAL INTERCORSE with a person for money.

    So no.

  • @yourmissi Exactly. And she doesn't even get completely naked. She's a go go dancer so she just dances around in her underwear which is essentially no different than a two piece bathing suit. I don't know why everyone on here has to be so judgmental.

  • @OneManLovingMachinez Honestly, I don't know her, so i don't know if she is a whore or not but I do know girls like her and they're not any more than most. We're all whores on some level. Generally, the harder it is to get let laid, the less you're seen as a whore because you are forced to care about other things. Like COD....... lol

  • @OneManLovingMachinez <------ Your name doesn't exactly imply celibacy either LOL

  • why are u wearing ur streetwalker look, for casual occasions?

  • @GmRb79 Because she's one ugly mother fucker!!!! No she's really not but thats from her video. 

  • @pinkhotchoco LOL, yeah but in another video (as a guest) she says its her night-out-street-walker-look-w­ork-related-makeup. Thats what she really said. LoL

  • i see the ninja turtle bookbag in the background!!!!!

  • lol

  • who the fuck is that ugly guy?

  • why didnt he crash? fuck

  • no health insurance? Oh wait, you're American and not Canadian. So glad us Aussies don't have that problem.

  • @dankru

    or Brits! :D

  • Was that a Coors Light??!! :D

  • That sucks you need health insurance eh? ha.

  • Jenn you make me want to nut on my own face

  • You want to have sex with meeee.....

  • typical. 1 coors light 1 sugar free red bull and 2 waters. beers probably gonna end up a floater too.

  • Can we clone Jenna and ship her off this way :)

  • loving the coors light in the cupholder :)

  • I bet she's not so cute without all of that hooker make-up

  • @adrummer85 see her tutorial on how to trick people into thinking you're good looking. she's probably even prettier without her makeup. chill out and leave her alone.

  • @cearaham Alright Chris Crocker

  • @adrummer85 glad you're being a good sport.

  • @adrummer85

    hey she not a hooker and she is gergous with out her makeup btw so stfu and she a dancer not a hooker or stipper dumb fuck and i bet she better looking then u and i bet your a mindless fatass who sits there calling girls names so stfu kk bye

  • @prettypinkypink123 You realize that a dancer is a fucking stripper right?

  • @BunnyTheLifeGaurd36 you realize you're retarded, right? do some research, before you show us all your ignorance.. go-go dancers do not strip. and even if she did, what's your problem with that ?

  • @Bahzinhah this post actually made me laugh in its massive irrelevancy.

  • @BunnyTheLifeGaurd36 You realize you're an ignoramus, right? Jenna is a Go-Go dancer, they do not take their clothes off. They simply provide entertainment by DANCING. Hence the term "dancer".

  • @prettypinkypink123 You are really dumb, LOOL

  • @prettypinkypink123 your still a lesbian

  • @prettypinkypink123 Maybe she/he thought she was a hooker because all her fb photos are in like virtually in her underwear/She swears alot/wears heavy makeup etc,

    I personally don't think that of her,I just reckon she could get a good job with her masters and do more with her life

    oh and if your gonna swear at me I said "personally" n yeh

  • @prettypinkypink123 Are you new to the English language?

  • @prettypinkypink123 Dude, what the fuck was that? Please learn to talk.

  • @prettypinkypink123 this comment is dumb as fck..and who are u..her fairy god mother?? or her doggy dog

  • @prettypinkypink123 Grammar is your friend.

  • @prettypinkypink123 omg wish i could like that comment a million trillion bazillion times!!!!

  • @adrummer85 JUST LEAVE JENNYMARBLES ALONE. D:

  • @adrummer85 I bet your not so cute without that jealous, bitchy, attitude. Just kidding you're not cute at all.

  • Hahaha I have the same Boston accent as you