@Mynxor yeah, in all of his videos fake porn videos and other youtube pranks show up in the suggestions list, its weird, and my other fave comedians videos do that too.
I could not stop crying, gafawing and choking with laughter, got the constitution of a horse, and I definitely DID pee in my pants. I had to come back to write a comment, had no muscle control while watching. Oh sheeee-it, this is the funniest guy alive. There is no one who can touch him... nobody, not a soul, and I LOVE Tim Conway, etc. Sorry Timmy, John beats the heck outta you. If you are not cryin' while watching this, you ain't breathin'.
LOL try being italian...i go to my nonna 's (grandma) .. she always has food made... im like im not hungry.. i look right for a sec then back .. BADABOOM.. A XL BOWL OF PASTA !!!
I like him more than other stand-up. Rather than just cracking jokes, he tells a bit of a story, made up out of jokes. For some reason I can't enjoy a comedy show if it's just random joke after joke. I can make a show like that, nothing special about that.
This, what he does, is a lot harder, and a lot more fun.
As someone else said here, John Pinette is comedy genius. He makes me laugh like no other comedian. Off-the-chart funny. If he comes to town, I'll be there in a flash.
Note to self:Don't drink anything near the computer screen while watching John Pinette.
BCoriginal1 2 weeks ago 2
Dislike bar-- I can't see shite.... It's just alot of green is all it is..
daphne2blake 2 weeks ago
I'm eating a taco!
firefriend102 2 weeks ago
I've been to both Jamaica and Cozumel, by cruise. Both beautiful places.
terrfomp92 3 weeks ago
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metallica19992005 1 month ago
I wonder if they hit rocks like the Costa Concordia?
BrettG88 1 month ago
lol, princess bride reference. I love Pinnette
AdrianVarius 1 month ago
3:53 to 4:27 my fav part
Airimas16 1 month ago
i can no longer drink soda while watching him
Airimas16 1 month ago
I SAY NAY NAY!!!! xD
NMEATM 2 months ago
Best comedian ever. some comedians can make me laugh, none like john.
xxlLalkiaxx 2 months ago
"Some irish sailor in the front going 'I cont sae shite'..."
hollyesque 3 months ago
whats up with all the fake porn videos in the suggestions, its kinda annoying...
DenisFreeman2 3 months ago 10
@DenisFreeman2 fake porn?
Mynxor 3 months ago
@Mynxor yeah, in all of his videos fake porn videos and other youtube pranks show up in the suggestions list, its weird, and my other fave comedians videos do that too.
DenisFreeman2 3 months ago
@Mynxor yeah, there's stripping, and some pic that looks like a nipple and whatever :/
69lilkitten 2 days ago
@DenisFreeman2
how do you know it's fake? ;)
great upload btw!
FrankyTenFingers 3 months ago
@FrankyTenFingers because if it was real porn it wouldnt have 1 million views and still be up
DenisFreeman2 3 months ago
@DenisFreeman2 not on mine :P
jnet546 2 weeks ago
@DenisFreeman2 the thumbnails are nice tho...
Huzeyodaddy 1 week ago
"I smelled smoke... and now I'm eating a taco."
SourLePatchKid 4 months ago
I say nay
ProjectRealGenecide 5 months ago
I say nay
ProjectRealGenecide 5 months ago
haha 8:04
RitzDaCracker1 5 months ago
I'm dying of laughter. He's gonna be the death of me.
yougogirlphinney28 5 months ago
Oh god oh god stop no more no more my sides are killing me!!!!!!! XD
neilhinkle6651 5 months ago
If some one tells you your gona explode all over the wall you should be worried but this is fucking hilarious XD
firecrakker1 6 months ago
Soooo true about France and the language.
CheekySt0at 6 months ago
Lol world war 2 planes haha
Joshw124 6 months ago
If you go on translate morte di de fame is died of hunger.
MrPokemon493 7 months ago
"I can say I am dying of hunger. Morte de fame!"
ryanellis000 7 months ago
1 person is the dying man in the plane
TheWiseman97 7 months ago
O your trying to scare us .... DID I wALK IN HERE LIKE THIS !!!
sk00l123 7 months ago
Eyy man you want some spliefe
No i cant smoke pot
if i smoke pot ill eat this island
OMG i fell of my chair laughing Pinette is the man :)
phily134 8 months ago
Anyone else think he's an awesome singer?
FreddieWalton 8 months ago 3
De Greyeat Beast!
noodlez1276 8 months ago
The one dislike is Timmy. He's just too skinny...
siestafiesta11 8 months ago 27
That 1 person does not have a clicker!
TheBagels123 8 months ago 2
3:35 is the funniest part in my opinion. "well listen to this then, your gonna shit." lol!
drumtillever24 8 months ago
Love his smile!
cheergirl10100 8 months ago
His son will be in baggage claim, "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
xDDD
impagain 9 months ago
That man loves his job XD
caticati12 9 months ago
his voice always reminds me of nathan lane lol
NathanJesseMcCarthy 9 months ago
He's always kinda reminded me of Jonathon Winters.
BigRedPower59 9 months ago
"I can't see shite. Is just alot of white is all it is."
winxclublover 9 months ago
love the princess bride reference :D
hairpurp 9 months ago
Listen to this then. your gonna shit!!!
oh my god i could not stop laughing!!!
rhino6550 9 months ago
"Well listen to this, you're gonna shit" DEAD! DEAD! I'M DYING! ON THE FLOOR! FUKKIN' DEAD! XDDD
Sprite37 10 months ago
06:57-07:04
THAT IS FROM ''THE PRINCESS BRIDE''
loverofyugioh 10 months ago
poor timmy
TheDarkworgen 10 months ago
3:28 to 3:35 OMFG
JanM362 10 months ago
*dies laughing*
SakuraAvalonBleac25 10 months ago
no buffet, no cry. LMFAO
kristine5050 11 months ago 3
He's really good at accents and singing lol.
caticati12 11 months ago
HAHAHAHA "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You kill my father? Prepare to die." haha Princess Bride for the win.
ToBeAVampire101 11 months ago 3
1:58
LegoWorldCrisis 11 months ago
I could not stop crying, gafawing and choking with laughter, got the constitution of a horse, and I definitely DID pee in my pants. I had to come back to write a comment, had no muscle control while watching. Oh sheeee-it, this is the funniest guy alive. There is no one who can touch him... nobody, not a soul, and I LOVE Tim Conway, etc. Sorry Timmy, John beats the heck outta you. If you are not cryin' while watching this, you ain't breathin'.
signlaw 11 months ago
haha first the angry face and then 0:30 xD
Sm0k4bl3 11 months ago
I smelled smoke... and now I'm eating a taco
pipeskittles 1 year ago 3
you have to speak french perfectly....sounds a lot like my high school french teacher..god that was an awful 2 years
gothgirl317 1 year ago
'Well listen to this then your gonna shit' I laughed so hard, I thought I did.
mafutaku54 1 year ago 5
One person dislikes this?? I bet it's his ex gf
Moodyto 1 year ago
poor Timmy
at2at 1 year ago
listen to this man your gonna shit
Darthsantana 1 year ago
Whats the real name of the jamaican song he sings?
sblazer878 1 year ago 2
@sblazer878 He sings Buffalo Soldier & No Woman, No Cry
Mynxor 1 year ago 10
@Mynxor Ohh! its two different songs, makes sense lol.
sblazer878 1 year ago
@Mynxor Both By The Late Great Bob Marley
JaredKinter1981 1 year ago
@Mynxor listen to this, you'll shit!
thenegev77 6 months ago
@sblazer878 buffalo soldier bob marly
HEEF100 3 weeks ago
thats true about the fairy in mexico i got sea sick on it
sawatzky4 1 year ago
That one person doesn't have a clicker.
chance437 1 year ago
"well listen to this then, your gunna shit."
SalvationMan97 1 year ago
well listen to this, you're gonna shit. XD
pdlbean 1 year ago 3
I SAY NAY NAY!!!!!!
MadnessGuru98 1 year ago
hello sir can you show me too breakfast? ge blah blah YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYING YOU LITTLE BASTARD WERES BREAKFAST!!!
godboyable 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I cried when he acted like a gazelle.
jklos305 1 year ago
I can't see shite!
feth7 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
he deserves a better crowd
gghowss321 1 year ago
"everything won' gon' be iree!"
LegionOf3 1 year ago
poor timmy. lol
at2at 1 year ago
rofl "watsa matter you dont like it?"
IIbikerII 1 year ago
when he crosses his arms it looks funny cant even go around him lol
twista200317 1 year ago
Princess Bride reference ftw.
Corneilius5188 1 year ago
"We bring out some food for you..."
"Go back to France and pack my stuff!"
2010SVR1 1 year ago 3
His Jamican accent killed me X-D He does imitations very well.
CxHxRxIxSxTxIxAxN 1 year ago 2
he says crazy lady a lot!
vamp1024 1 year ago
"whassa matter you don't like it?!" "HE'S DEAD!... Pass that over here!...poor TImmy" XD
LMAO! I took a drink of water at the wrong moment and almost spit it all over my computer! ^_^
Shirugitsune 1 year ago
LOVE HIS MARLON BRANDO IMITATION!!!!!!
brownbearmantis1198 1 year ago 2
LOL try being italian...i go to my nonna 's (grandma) .. she always has food made... im like im not hungry.. i look right for a sec then back .. BADABOOM.. A XL BOWL OF PASTA !!!
Kikyo361 1 year ago
ROCKS ROCKS ROCKS!!! XD
HarahuraHaruko 1 year ago
jai na comprande pas YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYING YOU BASTARD YOUR WATCHING CNN IN ENGLISH WHERES BREAKFAST??! LOL!!
TheHyperkid97 1 year ago 5
"we gonna feed you!! you gonna explode all ova da wallll!"
acp9009 1 year ago 62
@acp9009 i think he says all over the world :p I could be wrong offcourse ;)
Mynxor 1 year ago
@Mynxor haha maybe! i have no idea! :D
acp9009 1 year ago
@Mynxor haha maybe! i have no ideal :D
acp9009 1 year ago
@Mynxor it's all over the wall.lol :P
ricardonobrega 1 year ago
@Mynxor
no definitly wall
zx7rluuk 1 year ago
@Mynxor no they said wall :P
armydude2799 1 year ago
@Mynxor Ofcourse anyone can be wrong, but I hear wall as well...
Gwydion616 11 months ago
@Mynxor 1:21 the face he makes looks like he was exploding.
thenegev77 9 months ago
@Mynxor I'm pretty sure that he does say wall, then again, he is speaking in an Italian accent. :)
TheBagels123 8 months ago
@Mynxor It's wall. :)
babyduck198718 8 months ago
@Mynxor
He said wall lol
ShugoCharaGirlsRule 7 months ago
@Mynxor i spewing dr. pepper and redbull all over my screen at that
thenegev77 6 months ago
@Mynxor He says wall~
bocchinocullen 5 months ago
@acp9009 He says wall
Ellestar89 1 year ago
Well listen to this one your gonna shit x)
joeny5555 1 year ago 5
Listen to this you gonna shit
sirspamsalot2 1 year ago 2
well listen to THIS 1 you gonna shit OMG
newman20072008 1 year ago
he was a buffalo eater lol
niccio101 1 year ago
I like him more than other stand-up. Rather than just cracking jokes, he tells a bit of a story, made up out of jokes. For some reason I can't enjoy a comedy show if it's just random joke after joke. I can make a show like that, nothing special about that.
This, what he does, is a lot harder, and a lot more fun.
Forkez 1 year ago
Your not scaring ME! ha
KorabanVII 1 year ago
his facial expressions are the bomb i love this man his act his jokes him everything
animachild54 2 years ago 64
hey mahn u want some spleef?
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
formenso682 2 years ago 3
"I will eat the island!" best part lmao
craigy1722 2 years ago 6
i like this, but his "I'm starving" show was better. its the same jokes but i think its better
darthsage411 2 years ago 10
I say nay nay has some of the I'm starving jokes but some other to ;) i have both shows and they are not the same :p
Mynxor 2 years ago 4
@darthsage411 I think his timing is much better on this show.....i like the smaller venue also.
kram19426 1 year ago
@darthsage411
I would agree. The jokes in this that are from I'm Starving aren't carried out as well. He seemed to put more emphasis on them in the other.
TehJoker070 1 year ago 6
@TehJoker070 yup , he kinda rushes them here , but there are a lot of new jokes to ;)
Mynxor 1 year ago
@Mynxor Ya the water park joke was really poorly delivered compared to most of his performances
ConnorGunn 1 year ago
It came out of the jungle...the great beast...i know by the stoned look in his eyes everything wasn't going to be alright... Laughed my head off.
TheDragonoverlord 2 years ago 7
most amazing part ever!!!!
LaulauMicky 2 years ago
"She's had some laughs that were good, but some of them were like I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!"
LMAO
AnaSaintAsia 2 years ago 14
@AnaSaintAsia "Well, listen to this then. You're gonna shit!"
BryonYoungblood 1 year ago 3
3:10-3:40 Cracks me up.
DigiSim 2 years ago 2
As someone else said here, John Pinette is comedy genius. He makes me laugh like no other comedian. Off-the-chart funny. If he comes to town, I'll be there in a flash.
acydeucy 2 years ago 9
lol poor poor timy
eevetwoumbreon 2 years ago
... poor timmy
sarakai 2 years ago
bad rocks....my stomach hurts
mommybruce 2 years ago
I don't remember much. I smelled smoke, and now I'm eating a taco... HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
shannonwilkerson 2 years ago 5
2:22-2:35 hilarious
61laxrules 2 years ago
Da greaat beast
i know by da stoned look in is eyes dat everytin was gone be iery
MikeSitek747 2 years ago
I can't see shite! ROTFL!!!
thunderstruck665 2 years ago 3
this guy is a comedy genius
deceiver123m 2 years ago 5
He is so cute when he smiles.
nansflicks 2 years ago 59
@nansflicks Ok crazy lady.
menckencynic 1 year ago
4:08 was funny oh so funny
Dudestar321 2 years ago 4