the fist order in buisness is shut the fuck up LMFAO he fired the public defender lmao man trailer park boys is the best thing ever to come from canda my favorite show for sure
@snatchpro i don't remember the brand names, but last time i went to canada, they had none of the brands that you can buy in the states. it's all different...but that is what all the packs look like
@rufprentercy : Alright, looked into this one, because I was also saying 'WTF?!'. Apparently, it's a joke phrase that goes "Semper ubi sub ubi" which directly translates into English as "Always where under where". It's a play on words.
What's FUNNY is that Jim is probably trying to come off as all-knowing and wise but really it's a nonsense statement. He's fu*ked up a lot of words in past episodes (Tempus fugit, Tantramar)
This is the greatest "TPB" moment ever. If I can't swear or smoke, I'm fu-ked!
Check out our comedy web series "Workplace Purgatory"
It is like "Clerks" and "The Office" having a baby, and Randy stealing it away to become a fat bastard like himself, and win some Guinness World Records for most burgers eaten.
Ow man, i love this show so much. I can watch it a 100 times and still laugh my ass off. I got nothing else to say, except that the crown and Lahey can go fuck themselves! :-D
My first order of business is to tell the prosocuter to shut the fuck up and the wipe that stupid fuckin grin off his face cause its Distraculating my case!
""Look i can't speak without swearing, and I've only got my grade 10, and i havent had a cigarette since I've been arrested, and i'm ready to fucking snap, so i'd like to make a request under the peoples freedom of choices and voices act that i be able to smoke and swear in your court, cuz if i can't smoke and swear I'm Fucked!" ahahahahaha
Ricky in this scene is really weird, because with the People's Freedom of Choices and Voices Act and saying "Thank you, your majesty", which... is correct. Ricky usually doesn't say things right or correctly. It just proves that as the show goes on, the writing gets very, very good.
@DonVitoOR What? No, those are classic Rickyisms. By "your majesty," Ricky means "your honour." And by "People's Freedom of Choices and Voices Act," he's likely referring to Canada's Charter of Rights and Freedoms.
Wow American bashing? Canadians couldn't invade a public toilet! They've sat out aost evru major conflict in the world. Trailer park boys rock and you have half of the biggest waterfall oh and your own bacon whupty shit.
@ackemfort123 We have always had have nickleback and i dont really care about nicklebackk lol but you guys have metallica so be happy i would trade with you any day lol..
@TheZefMan maybe if you actually lived in amerca you would know what we have but aparently you dont.. im sorry to inform you its not arrogance your the arrogant one thinking your better than us americans you dont even have a clue what this war is about.. we dont even have to fight a war if we dont want to were being considerate remember hiroshima and nagasaki? that was 1945 you cant even imagine what were capable of today... camel jockeys are nothing.. this war isnt about "winning".
@TheZefMan what do you do when your out numbered 300 to one? this is the fuckin internet i dont bother with correct puncuation periods and spelling every word out get a life
@TheZefMan well considering how fast you reply yea you do need a life this is how i type not how i talk id love to hear you trying to speak english with a german accent cause its hilarious. once again this is the internet not english class
@TheZefMan DUDE FOR A GUY WHO LIKES PROPER GRAMMAR WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WATCHIN TRAILER PARK BOYS FOR FUCK OFF YOU NIT WIT GET A FUCKIN LIFE YOU TOOL GET OVER IT GO GET LAID AND TELL ME IF GRAMAR MATTERS FAG
It's a bloody standard that exists for a reason. As it happens, that illiterate idiot was claiming the Canadians couldn't invade a public toilet, and it thought it was necessary to call him a bit of a dick.
ricky's too smart to appear dumb. he's a genius who has been brought up on smokes n dope, liquor, hoes, and chicken chips, and so his thinking is dominated by funny, trailer park life.
Judge: Now although I am opposed to that kind of language in the courtroom, I'm going to allow it, as unfortunately it is part of your right to a fair trial.
Ricky: Thank you. My first order of business is to tell the prosecutor to shut the fuck up, and wipe that stupid fucking grin off his face ...
Ricky: The defense rests, everybody can fuck off. Except you (points to the judge) I didn't mean you.
2:11 ''My first order of business is to tell the prosocuter to shut the fuck up, and wipe that stupid fucking grin off his face, because it's distraculating my case''....fucking classic, i love it
I'm new to trailer park boys and this shit is awesome!
osub31 3 weeks ago
LOL your majesty. everytime.
pusssssyyyyyy 3 weeks ago
I'm not picky I'm a trailer park boy / I smoke sticky like Ricky from the Trailer Park Boys - real life Rick all day pussies
ZelosWildest 1 month ago
thank you, your majesty
zazszdzfzgzhzjzkzlzx 1 month ago
Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Fuck off! LMAO
slappy98 2 months ago
"People of choices and voices act"
christy4481 3 months ago 3
randy and lahey have been drinking all fucking day there wasted outa there fucking minds and there both assholes lmfao !!!!
pico419 3 months ago 3
the fist order in buisness is shut the fuck up LMFAO he fired the public defender lmao man trailer park boys is the best thing ever to come from canda my favorite show for sure
pico419 3 months ago 2
Can some one please tell me which episode and season this is?
Ofthehouseofbeards 3 months ago
@Ofthehouseofbeards Season 3 Episode 3. wikipedia has a list of all the episodes and a quick summary of them
OFWGMF 3 months ago
j-roc hahahhaha
hypehoops 3 months ago
@hypehoops played yourself sucka....lol
goodvibesallround 2 months ago
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JTS0N 4 months ago
"Thank you your majesty"
JeremyGregson 4 months ago 2
"its distractulating my case"
fLcGambit 4 months ago
lmao he fires the public defender
88pie88 4 months ago
By far one of the best parts in the entire series.
davemeidinger 4 months ago
That's gas sickness... fuckin idiots
corymazz 4 months ago
Thank you, your Majesty
stewardo 5 months ago 9
maybe ricky could have proved casey andrews guilty
turbogaming7 6 months ago
@turbogaming7 Who the fuck is Casey ANDREWS dicklock?
GrindBass86 6 months ago
@GrindBass86
Hahahaha casey andrews... thats what ricky would have said
mikehouse357 6 months ago
lol, Ok first order of business is the prosecutor can fuck off and wipe that stupid fucking grin of his face lol
hnrychrgrsrl 6 months ago 3
Richard, you have permission to smoke and swear.
Gpup4Lifez 6 months ago
i love this fucking show who ever came up with this is awsome east bound and down can go frigg off
artbc 6 months ago
@artbc why, just because this is good doesnt mean the other isnt.
matt47forTED 6 months ago
Anytime Ricky asks for smokes is GOAT
305chucko 6 months ago
What an awesome judge.
carygoleman 6 months ago
defense rests...every one can fuck off
frenchmoustache 6 months ago
Lets go smokes
wweclutch 7 months ago
and watch your language.. yeah sit the fuck down, truth fuckin hurts doesnt it ya son of a bitch
poopnards 7 months ago 3
Is the lawyer the police chief from Hobo With A Shotgun?
rainyprick 7 months ago
@rainyprick Yes he is.
HillbillyDVDReviews 7 months ago
10 people are queer apparently
poopnards 7 months ago 2
Look at them. Thats gas sickness. fucking idiots.
vcough 8 months ago
hahahahahah best scene ever !
HeWasCookie 8 months ago
i only got two left
skatmanbb 8 months ago
I wish i could do this in court and smoke
coodaddy69 8 months ago
brilliant show, period.
marshie1337 8 months ago
If I can't smoke and swear, i'm fucked.
yoessa325 8 months ago
Thank you your majesty.
eShrooms 8 months ago 8
haha this scene is gold
tomhadlaw144 8 months ago
distractulate, lmfao.
slipfirexx 8 months ago
you shouldnt be stealing gas cory and trever hahahahah
DEMENTEDpandafc3s 9 months ago
the people's choices and voices act....what a litigator lmao
Priorboy 9 months ago
Distraculating my case!
AColonDashSix 9 months ago
bla bla bla bla bla........fack off....LOL
vancouverdogdowncast 9 months ago
What kinda cigs do they smoke in Canada? I've never seen those packs before.
snatchpro 9 months ago
@snatchpro i don't remember the brand names, but last time i went to canada, they had none of the brands that you can buy in the states. it's all different...but that is what all the packs look like
banklikefrankwhite1 5 months ago
Is that what cigarette packs look like in Canada?
KNS1996DFS 9 months ago
@KNS1996DFS yes, it is.. last time i went they didn't have any of the brands we have in the u.s and all the packs were thinner and wider
banklikefrankwhite1 5 months ago
@banklikefrankwhite1 What do they have, Dunhill?
KNS1996DFS 5 months ago
@KNS1996DFS i don't remember, but i do know dunhills are european, you can get them at duty free shops or the internet, or obviously, europe
banklikefrankwhite1 5 months ago
@banklikefrankwhite1 Yeah, it's the only foreign brand I could think of off hand.
KNS1996DFS 5 months ago
Classic!
iamveitch 9 months ago
Wtf does Jim say at 3:36 ??? Obie Sub Boobie Ricky?
rufprentercy 9 months ago 2
@rufprentercy : Alright, looked into this one, because I was also saying 'WTF?!'. Apparently, it's a joke phrase that goes "Semper ubi sub ubi" which directly translates into English as "Always where under where". It's a play on words.
What's FUNNY is that Jim is probably trying to come off as all-knowing and wise but really it's a nonsense statement. He's fu*ked up a lot of words in past episodes (Tempus fugit, Tantramar)
Ejexion 9 months ago
defence rests, everybody can fuck off hahaha
higgo86 10 months ago
Not even the cameramen are spared from ricky's swears'storm
Tacoguy1000 10 months ago
This is the greatest "TPB" moment ever. If I can't swear or smoke, I'm fu-ked!
Check out our comedy web series "Workplace Purgatory"
It is like "Clerks" and "The Office" having a baby, and Randy stealing it away to become a fat bastard like himself, and win some Guinness World Records for most burgers eaten.
Check it out, got nothing to lose =D
Ramboshaw 10 months ago
" he's an effin bad guy and hes pissin me off" lol ricky
MrPiemaster123 10 months ago
youtube removed all seasons of trailer park boys
WE WANT THEM BACK !!!!
PsychedelicInDaBrain 10 months ago
Randy, Fuck off.
ABOM420 11 months ago 2
Ow man, i love this show so much. I can watch it a 100 times and still laugh my ass off. I got nothing else to say, except that the crown and Lahey can go fuck themselves! :-D
popdani 11 months ago 3
Smokes, let's go.
smiechu47 11 months ago 61
@smiechu47
*click* *click*
PhilJamesTaylor 8 months ago
@smiechu47 it's let's go smokes
EziixPked 6 months ago
@smiechu47 actually its *snap snap* Lets Go Smokes!
MrGraffCentral 3 months ago 2
@smiechu47 But I only have two left!
Ruckas1337Nucka 1 month ago
0:33 Juians like were fucked :P
MitchellBeazley 11 months ago
0:22 awesome
wweman2002 11 months ago
So funny. Thanks for posting.
Lobsterlady2362 11 months ago
i'm just gonna get some cigarettes
subz78 11 months ago
ur not buyin anyathat bullshit r ya hahahahahahahaha Layhey's fuckin awsome
199jl 1 year ago
LoL in Canada cameras are not allowed in court.
DjHardJ 1 year ago
STEALING GAS?! ....WHY COREY AND TREVOR THATS HIGHLY ILLEGAL..YOU SHOULDNT BE STEALING GAS COREY AND TREVER
Xnothinbetter2dewX 1 year ago 54
@Xnothinbetter2dewX ITS FUCKED UP TO BE STEALING GAS THAT COREY AND TREVOR DID
johnosandra 6 months ago
@Xnothinbetter2dewX Bubbles rules
heysteele 4 months ago
Look how he squeezed the shit out of the can of juice lmao
ski4life19 1 year ago
"Let's go, smokes..."
corymazz 1 year ago 4
L O L
wellisaythat 1 year ago
lol even in court randy has no shirt
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margretbarjghrts 1 year ago
tht lawer waz the judge in the TPB movie
CrazyWhiteBoy69Yayo 1 year ago
My first order of business is to tell the prosocuter to shut the fuck up and the wipe that stupid fuckin grin off his face cause its Distraculating my case!
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""Look i can't speak without swearing, and I've only got my grade 10, and i havent had a cigarette since I've been arrested, and i'm ready to fucking snap, so i'd like to make a request under the peoples freedom of choices and voices act that i be able to smoke and swear in your court, cuz if i can't smoke and swear I'm Fucked!" ahahahahaha
SwanginNBanginENT 1 year ago
I'd have to say this scene is one of the top 10 in all of TPB history. SO many funny lines
FuddleDuddle24 1 year ago
Just the defendant, please. lol!
Highwaykilla 1 year ago
lets go smokes,
i only have two left,
i don't care you've been a dick all morning
spezzaslaugh91 1 year ago
@cvillian I agree those aren't really rickyisms. "distraculating" is definitely a good rickyism though. (meant: distracting)
olso3831 1 year ago
My favorite part is when Ricky gets some smokes..."Lets go... smokes *snap, snap*" LOL. Just like he's talking to trevor.
olso3831 1 year ago
he's a effing bad guy and he's pissing me off !
TheGhost2ghost 1 year ago
boobi suck boobi
Astrixs2 1 year ago
I wish every judge in Canada was as nice as her lol :D
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Absolute quality!! very underated!!
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Most underrated show of all time? I think so.
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CassueMarabella 1 year ago
I JUST FUCKING LOVE THIS!!!
quindfiq 1 year ago
He claimed his right to an equitable court!!! Claim your rights, even Julian can do it!
mtrevlac 1 year ago
Distraculating :D
Vova993 1 year ago
''I got nothing else to say right now , sept that the crown n Lahey can go fuck them selves''
brilliant!
nobberING 1 year ago
That's gas sickness...........fucking idiots. LOL. Nothing better than everything getting blamed on Corey and Trevor.
Lateralus8808 1 year ago
Ricky in this scene is really weird, because with the People's Freedom of Choices and Voices Act and saying "Thank you, your majesty", which... is correct. Ricky usually doesn't say things right or correctly. It just proves that as the show goes on, the writing gets very, very good.
DonVitoOR 1 year ago
@DonVitoOR What? No, those are classic Rickyisms. By "your majesty," Ricky means "your honour." And by "People's Freedom of Choices and Voices Act," he's likely referring to Canada's Charter of Rights and Freedoms.
cvillian 1 year ago
1:00 ROOFLL THANK YOU YOUR MAJESTY
AsianTaliban 1 year ago
lets go smokes.
spuzmanX 1 year ago
hahahahahahaha one of the many genius scenes of TPB
popspie 1 year ago
Freedom of choices and voices act!
akendall97 1 year ago
why wont randy put a damn shirt on lol,
MrTruthSeeker101 1 year ago
What's with all the fighting? Lmao! It's a Trailer Park Boys video on YouTube!
Astrixs2 1 year ago
ti watch some of countdown to liqoure day these shit fuckers are hilarouse
TheIllwill87 1 year ago
hahahahaha ricky cant talk without swearing
RcUniverseGuy 1 year ago
2:11 taught me how to better express myself
jrhollobaugh 1 year ago
thank you your majesty.
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goeddedromm 1 year ago
The crown and Leahy can go fuck themselves.
macornelius 1 year ago
Wow American bashing? Canadians couldn't invade a public toilet! They've sat out aost evru major conflict in the world. Trailer park boys rock and you have half of the biggest waterfall oh and your own bacon whupty shit.
TheJedi270 1 year ago
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TheZefMan 1 year ago
PROUD TO BE CANADIAN! lol
schnel127 1 year ago 2
this is my favorite trailer park boys scene... i wish this show was on in the US
ackemfort123 1 year ago 4
u guys wish every thing was in the US let canada have somthing fuck..
mikeissocool19 1 year ago
you guys can have nickelback back..
ackemfort123 1 year ago
@ackemfort123 We have always had have nickleback and i dont really care about nicklebackk lol but you guys have metallica so be happy i would trade with you any day lol..
mikeissocool19 1 year ago
i would never make that trade... but i would be willing to trade you metallica for rush
ackemfort123 1 year ago
@ackemfort123 Add zepplin and ya its a good trade haha..
mikeissocool19 1 year ago
best TPB clip ive seen
SuperMoose420 1 year ago
my first order of business is to shut the fuck up, and wipe that stupid grin of his face cuz hes distraculating my case lmfao classic
LTLightsout56 1 year ago
TPB FOR LIFE
caper505 2 years ago
Can you watch this in the states?
surfer390111 2 years ago
amernicans dont deserve to be allowed to watch this show. especailly after what happened last nite, its lucky we dont invade yu after that.
LTLightsout56 1 year ago
lol
Otissor 1 year ago
@LTLightsout56 hahahahahaha
andrewtress 1 year ago
hahahaha you and what army. the canadians wouldnt make it 10 miles over the border before scattering like a bunch of crack heads in a spotlight.
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TheZefMan 1 year ago
@TheZefMan maybe if you actually lived in amerca you would know what we have but aparently you dont.. im sorry to inform you its not arrogance your the arrogant one thinking your better than us americans you dont even have a clue what this war is about.. we dont even have to fight a war if we dont want to were being considerate remember hiroshima and nagasaki? that was 1945 you cant even imagine what were capable of today... camel jockeys are nothing.. this war isnt about "winning".
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TheZefMan 1 year ago
@TheZefMan what do you do when your out numbered 300 to one? this is the fuckin internet i dont bother with correct puncuation periods and spelling every word out get a life
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TheZefMan 1 year ago
@TheZefMan well considering how fast you reply yea you do need a life this is how i type not how i talk id love to hear you trying to speak english with a german accent cause its hilarious. once again this is the internet not english class
RcUniverseGuy 1 year ago
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TheZefMan 1 year ago
@TheZefMan hail grammar nazi, and i guess that works cause your german...
Anime4064 1 year ago
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TheZefMan 1 year ago
@TheZefMan DUDE FOR A GUY WHO LIKES PROPER GRAMMAR WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WATCHIN TRAILER PARK BOYS FOR FUCK OFF YOU NIT WIT GET A FUCKIN LIFE YOU TOOL GET OVER IT GO GET LAID AND TELL ME IF GRAMAR MATTERS FAG
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TheZefMan 1 year ago
in the great words of ricky blah blah blah fuckin blah
TRILLAKILLA13 1 year ago
@TheZefMan UR A FUCKING GRAMMAR NAZI SHUT THE FUCK UP. WHO CARES IF PPLS SENTANCES RNT PERFECT!!! THIS IS YOUTUBE NOT FUCKING GRADE 12 ENGLISH
canadiancountryboy94 1 year ago
For fucks sake!
It's a bloody standard that exists for a reason. As it happens, that illiterate idiot was claiming the Canadians couldn't invade a public toilet, and it thought it was necessary to call him a bit of a dick.
TheZefMan 1 year ago
@TheZefMan ok fine but couldnt u think of something better then questioning his grammar abilities?
canadiancountryboy94 1 year ago
@LTLightsout56 there are more trailer parks in america. what sort of structure were you raised in? and go pens!
woodrowguthrie 1 year ago
Thank you your majesty
Gazontheraz 2 years ago 82
Lol look at julian
mvp7vick 2 years ago 2
just the defendant please
hahahaha
SNOWMANABM 2 years ago 6
ricky's too smart to appear dumb. he's a genius who has been brought up on smokes n dope, liquor, hoes, and chicken chips, and so his thinking is dominated by funny, trailer park life.
zcrosby 2 years ago 4
hahah *snap snap* lets go smokes!
MasterJuicebox77 2 years ago 5
let's go - smokes!
PhilJamesTaylor 2 years ago 6
smokes now!!
528560 2 years ago
lol gas sickness
themandude20 2 years ago 3
"Blah, blah blah, blah blah. Fuck off!"
mcdanie5 2 years ago 16
such a funny clip
Bly86 2 years ago
Judge: Now although I am opposed to that kind of language in the courtroom, I'm going to allow it, as unfortunately it is part of your right to a fair trial.
Ricky: Thank you. My first order of business is to tell the prosecutor to shut the fuck up, and wipe that stupid fucking grin off his face ...
Ricky: The defense rests, everybody can fuck off. Except you (points to the judge) I didn't mean you.
Haloxxxboi 2 years ago 5
what ep is this from
keiransucks 2 years ago
if i cant smoke and swear, im fucked. 1 of the best lines ever
ONDERON101 2 years ago 2
"that's gas sickness"
COALslaw 2 years ago 4
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Torkulguy 2 years ago
its from "If I can't smoke and swear I'm fucked"
Victorgoleche75 2 years ago 2
hahahaha majesty
mastaace604 2 years ago 2
Did Ricky say "distractulating?" lol He's friggin' hysterical!! hahahahahaha
lisaluvsjoee 2 years ago 2
Julian's expression is priceless
dxiedevil 2 years ago
that's the 17th time he's sworn so far... ahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahhaahahahha
corymazz 2 years ago
People's Freedom of Choices and Voices Act!! lol
lisaluvsjoee 2 years ago 33
i'm not college, but you guys got books on this
skibothy 2 years ago
honor
or honour (as they spell it in Canada) =P
p0llenp0ny 2 years ago
Choices and voices act. lol
kbrinks 2 years ago 2
stealing gas why cory and trevor thats highly ilegal
okijrdplok 2 years ago 5
"thank you your majesty" hahaha..
luddewho 2 years ago 7
2:11 ''My first order of business is to tell the prosocuter to shut the fuck up, and wipe that stupid fucking grin off his face, because it's distraculating my case''....fucking classic, i love it
SPOOKSTR 2 years ago 3
The BEST ever scene from TPB
THE FUCKING BEST !!!!!!!!!
SPOOKSTR 2 years ago
Takes the cigarettes from the opposing lawyer. hahahaha.
FeastedUpon 2 years ago 5
LMAO@:58 thank you your majesty
Derail07 2 years ago 3
what was the verdict?!! post more!
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