Les Beans

[zzzonkers]

This is the funniest fucking video ever created omfg Lmfaooo I saw this years ago and every single line still makes me laugh.

[scubasteve171]

Fucking stupid!

[MultiGetoverit]

i saw this when i was in 11th grade and i havent been the sense

[oceanhell2]

Is this the newest 'Live above the influence' ad?

[KevinCarbonara]

this isn't funny

this is the worst fake acid trip ever

[jasondavies100]

What is the song at the beginning?

[crazymansoccer]

@jasondavies100 Enya's Boadicea, but there's also a song by The Fugees, Ready or Not, that samples it.

[SeagullsBeLively]

MOMMY'S GONNA TAKE ME TO HEAVEN- SHE'S GONNA TAKE ME UP TO HEAVEN AND SHE'S GONNA COOK ME- COOK ME UP LIKE A BITCH.

[jmhackma]

What are you doing now with these vegetables,can you explain it to us? well....no.

[iPhyoZ]

Lesbians?

[kaysaydeeuhs]

"Poor the God damn shit in! You God damn FETUS!"

[jamieyeah24]

Two years later and it's still changing my life. I get more excited to watch this 8 minutes and 10 seconds of magic than I probably will be for my first born chid.

[CMSonYT]

you can taste fish too in pussey juices

[AphroditesBurden]

"'Course your pussy hair is so long you got it in braids, girl, with barrettes."

[420Token13]

I wish i could get over my cousin murray raping me. Then i wouldn't have to take so much acid all the time!! Aghhahaha!!!

[poinl900]

lolololol

[Fionizzle]

Oh I wish I could get over my cousin Murray raping me!

[PRC1972]

"how long does this acid trip last?" lmao

[RandyChristianLee]

4:19 - Fuck the green kitchen! Don't even bring the fucking green kitchen up!

[Dslater417]

randomly, "they're like the body snatchers" lololol. omg.

[Schmoopies2]

I can accoutn for maybe 3000 of those "watches". This shit never gets old. <3

[moonblood278]

Anyone know the name of the song in the beginning and end?!

[cosmosman]

LMFAO so funny

[fungus3688]

Watch this 8 times, still find something new, "YA NEVA DO" at 5:30 - amazing

[420Token13]

@fungus3688 This Video is priceless.!

[cynicalcynicalshow]

this is the GREATEST THING EVER

[randyest]

I saw this entire video in a hallucination 23 years ago. Exactly, down to the lipstick. No lie.

[charlieorr4]

favourite'd

[FilipinoxBandito]

Why doesn't this have more views?

[123mandee]

" I haven't seen these chilis before".....WELL THEN PUT ONE IN UR CUNT hahahah im so high

[fishingirl8823]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE make another one!!!!!!! I can't get ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!

[awsomesause333]

lezbains love spicy, spicy spicy spicy!!!

[MrBurntMeat]

I swear this is one of the funniest videos on here, why it doesn't have more of a following I do not know. 10/10

[MrBJenks]

thank you for this video. it completed my life.

[subWOOFFA]

thats fucking hilarous

[nyamkitty]

This changed my life as well, HOW LONG DID YOU SAY THIS ACID TRIP LASTS AGAIN hahahhaahaahahahahahahahahahah­ahaa I WISH I COULD GET OVER MY COUSIN MURRAY RAPING ME THEN I WOULDN'T HAVE TO DO SO MUCH ACID ALL THE TIME... AHAHHAA.... stupid bitch....

[BlueDreamer420]

watch the last scene and in the backround is some naked dude walking around

[funkysmell5]

We got some crack whores commin' MAKE SOME MONEY!!!

[VanTheManUKnowIT]

When you eat this cereal, tolet paper doesn't do SHIT!

[mosh101]

this video is one of the most scary videos i have seen on youtube crack heads wtf are they on this video makes my stomach hurt..):

[ThisisPunk]

chink sauce

[RADFOOD]

fuck the green kitchen!!!!!

[HylianSpirit]

I don't get paid HALF the shit I'm worth. ARE YOU WATCHING THIS? *throws beans*

[SpookyDarling]

GODDAMN FUCKIN' BEANS

[SkyCroc]

HURRY

[KyZaProd]

7:28 with the middle ones rant is easily the best part hahahha I laugh so hard every time CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT TACO

[joshryanlynn]

mommas gonna take me up to heaven! shes gonna take me up to heaven and COOK ME...COOK ME LIKE A BITCH!

"Who wants to cook the coriander in??"

"I do I've never done it!!"

"Good lesbian."

best video ever. peace out you poor white trash motherfuckers ; )

[MagicalCarrot]

STUPID BITCH

[xCarxMellax]

3:20 is the funniest.

[xCarxMellax]

i love watching this. it's so funny

[theshantanator]

4:03

ARE u Watching THIS?!?!?

lmaooo

[RussianShadowStorm]

Favorite quotes:

"We have to clean up as we go! FUCK CLEAN-UP!"

"When do you take out the pods? You never do!"

"I've never seen these chilis before; well put one in yo cunt!"

"Goddamn fuckin beans!"

"Gon strain the beans!"

and of course

"Now we clean the BEANS!"

Oh god; so many quotes from this video. Best video on YouTube. Easily.

[VanTheManUKnowIT]

@RussianShadowStorm I love this! Haha FUCK CLEAN UP!

[mxpxbmx1]

"got some crack whores coming over were gonna make some money!"

[ReturnOfTheStienway]

Pour the damn shit in you goooodaaaamn FETUS!!!!

hahahahahahah

[SaraxParamorexFoetus]

I love fetus

[xTevinx]

lololololol

lesbonus doodus cockus

[xTevinx]

Bitch don't make fun of my people. I'll punch you in the pussy.

lol You cant taste fish in pussy juices.

[BrutalsaurusRex]

:]]]]]

[VictoryVictoria]

best thing in the world.

[luftherzen]

CACA CACA CACA WHORE WHORE CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT TACO TACO!!!

lmfao!!

[xCarxMellax]

stupid bitch lmao this is funny! i love this.

[xCarxMellax]

I"LL PUNCH YOU IN YOUR PUSSY BITCH

[xCarxMellax]

in goddess language ,.... lessboness dudess cockess

[fattymcgee122]

beautiful

[biology1234]

you see the nice smoke? that means it cooking.

nice smoke.

[jonnyboy162]

i usually use it to masturbate with dildos

[daisy743]

this is shit

[Sssnakers]

Hahahahahahahahaha

"I call it... LESBEANS."

[whatisthenork]

I saw this video for the first time two years ago. To this day, when frustrated, I exclaim "god damn fucking beans" and call people fetuses because of this video. It changed my life.

[tikitiki111]

here's my olive oil.

i usually use it to masturbate with dildos.

=^)

[africanamericano]

lesboneus dudeus cockus

[shadowofbeauty]

WHAT. THA FUCK. O.O

[alphacat234]

3:20-4:10 is by far the funniest part

[donnallah]

I cried because I had no shoes,

Then I met a woman who had no feet.

Do NOT let Madge near me, do you hear me?

[brian12934]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahaha

[lewigi9182]

also are they gonna eat it xD

[lewigi9182]

no please stop xD, send me the docter i got cramps

[crazybaseballdude12]

lmao 6:21-6:23 "balsamic is a wonderful substance for homosexuals" xD

[jamieyeah24]

This changed my life.

[bombfrostings]

absolutely inspiring

[lewigi9182]

lol

[yeahimsosexy]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­ha

[sohoW1]

Victoria, one might be better off with an apron; you could get a nice one, but anything that will keep your costume looking so good.

.

Oh, one more thing; hasn't chef left the eye of neut out of the cauldron?

Cheers.

from,

del-boy.

[mullet138]

this has killed me of laughter for years now

bahhahahahahha

[martinkaby]

hahah omg my cheeks hurt

[CompleteSylence013]

okay, so this has got to be one of the funniest things i have ever seen :D

they truely proved that there is something wrong with people now-a-days, and shows that we really have nothing better to do now-a-days! awesome video, guys! loved it!!

[AdrienMerridiah]

On some level. I wouldn't be surprised if they WERE

[nikuion]

oh that's some hot bitch shit.

[JessTheHero]

shes got a hot cunt for a 70 year old XD

[JessTheHero]

hot pussy XD

[Waggz74]

"when do you take out the pods"

"...ya neva do"

[elliottbradshaw]

lesbeans lmao

[nikuion]

the god damn chink sauce

[SirLoin1987]

Were gonna feed everyone in uptown tonight...

[immaculateboy]

3  _

[BLAHONYOUX3]

i wish i could get over my cusin murry rapping me, then i wouldnt have to take so much acid all the time!!! hahahahahahah stupid bitch!!!!

[JaamesRules]

"She's got a hot cup for a 70 year old........ Stupid bitch."

[StLouisandpokemonfan]

cunt not cup

[bombfrostings]

cup? are you fucking retarded?

[CSISanders1]

OH THAT'S SOME HOT BITCH SHIT

[notgoferboy]

i wanna do fetus head.

[StLouisandpokemonfan]

I appologise for not explainig this but I am on the acid

hehehehehe

[danwade]

By far the best thing on the web I've seen in a looooong time. "Don't make fun of my people, I'll punch you in the pussy girl".

God dam fucking beans!!!!!

[rawdawg069]

heres the olive oil i usually use this to masturbate... lmao

[rawdawg069]

shes got a hot cunt for a seventy two year old. hahahahaha

[scottpilgrim88]

Well fuck you its not all about the goddamn programing or the goddamn food network, maybe I want to make something good for a change instead of this LESBIAN SHIT

[avastyelandlubber]

Pour the goddamn shit in, ya goddamn fetus!

[Jobsascam98]

hilarious

[infections]

YA STUPID BITCH! HAHAHAAHA YA DAMN FETUS! That is the shit

[kuehlschrank2006]

That's some hot bitch shit. LOL

[lokallize]

this is so like devine, from pink Flamingo

[hiimjared]

who are these people?? I love them. Especially the actual woman.

[CareBearCountdown]

Make sure to use the high fibre all-bran. Does that move your bowels good? Yeah. When you eat this cereal, toilet paper doesn't do SHIT! Ya need to have the scotch guard.

[SERP4NT]

CLEAN THE BEANS!!

my girlfriend gasiesquawitz

[immaculateboy]

here's my olive oil. I usually use it to masturbate with dildos.

oh my god I frigging loved this.

[luftherz]

I just lol'd pretty damn hard @ "TACO TACO"

[razulla]

lol they're so on acid

[prunepower]

HAHA! Purple microdot!

[noleafclover614]

NEXT TO THE BUTTON HOOKS

[ofwolfanddan]

this needs to get circulated to more people. comedic genius

[ofwolfanddan]

Here's the olive oil, i usually use it to masturbate with dildos.

LMAO this is gold

[ratpakk2]

WHAT YOU can do is TERN on the BERNER. lmao, this is the funniest video on youtube ever

[mikebrowne]

You got sh@t on your neck!

[54654654654654654654]

i agree i love this video, lol.

[theitalianpugilist]

that is some fucked up shit right there. funny, but holy shit...

[Nihilive]

Best video of all time, seriously!

[TommyTheSalami]

ROTFLMAO!

[domination2236]

oh thats some hot bitch shit lmao

[soundboz]

Madge is so badass.

[ogie09]

I WORSHIP this video, it's the funniest thing on earth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!