@Hazylynx No, that's Danny John Jules (better known as the Cat in Red Dwarf) who was in Lock Stock but was the guy who tells the story (in rhyming slang) about the black gangster setting fire to someone in a pub. The getaway driver you're thinking of was in Snatch.
I'm a bit surprised at how easily they stopped the Headmaster in the TV version...
In the book, Dinah, at one point, picks up a pepperpot during the show they're in, and tosses it at the Headmaster while he's doing the hypnosis thing. He ends up making an ass of himself on TV because he's sneezing and can't say "Destroy the dolls" and it made... eh, it slightly more sense.
Still not sure why he ended up giving up so easily though :P
I lol'd when he jumped out the bushes, why would somebody as distinguished as Jack Straw bother doing something so childish as giving these kids a scare.
that headteacher is soooo scary lookikng those are are weirdly amazing how they peirce at you , definatly think they chose the right actor for that part
huge floor in his plan the show is shit who would be watching
nicksynet 2 weeks ago
The guy on the sofa looks ALOT like my Dad when he was a kid :-O
Ilovemusic9808 1 month ago
1:54 For the actual part !
Ilovemusic9808 1 month ago
1:44, I'd laugh if one random person just carried on !!
Ilovemusic9808 1 month ago
lord frolo is a real dick
halfpintgamescast 1 month ago
For that last question, you have to know how old Eddie Hare is.
The answer to that would be 31.
31 x (32x2) = 1984
athull08 2 months ago
@athull08 you explain it and i still don't get it lol that's how bad my maths is.
sdraver92 1 month ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@sdraver92 what is it that you don't get?
athull08 1 month ago
1:58 - "Good job these bossy teachers ain't running the country"
HOLY SHIT; because 13 years of Labour has been wonderful.
bertyUK 2 months ago
The Fact that his Hypnosis works over television is very impressive. Most Hypnosis theese days wont work over 2 foot.
50CENT123GO 2 months ago
nearly shit myself when he came out the bush
dancerfromearth 3 months ago 3
Damn Secondary Level Education, you scary!
dcinnamon83 4 months ago
at least the demon head master wasnt a child abuser, all those times they met and he never laid one finger on them lol
emperordeebo 7 months ago
He would have gotten away with it....oh wrong show.
ThePrinceDhani 7 months ago 2
WHAT A FOOL BEATEN BY A GIRL
MUMBOxBOMBO 8 months ago
WHAT A FOOL BEATEN BY PEPPER
MUMBOxBOMBO 8 months ago
Haha Dina kicked your ass Head master!! SPPPPLAT!!!! lol
xez1990x 9 months ago
@Hazylynx No, that's Danny John Jules (better known as the Cat in Red Dwarf) who was in Lock Stock but was the guy who tells the story (in rhyming slang) about the black gangster setting fire to someone in a pub. The getaway driver you're thinking of was in Snatch.
graemeoliver84 10 months ago 4
People were always getting gunged on TV during this period. It was all because of Noel Edmonds.
graemeoliver84 10 months ago 5
They should have just called the police and said that the headmaster touched them. It would have solved the problem a lot quicker
Bladerunner93 11 months ago 9
When he jumped out from the bushes, hissed and ran away... He reminded me of a fox. Or a pissed-off cat. XD
TheSikorsky 1 year ago 2
'Nation of Robots!' with all the people blankly watching, the best bit.
s1monz 1 year ago
He would have got away with it, if it wasn't for those meddling kids!
Mennis01 1 year ago 6
Lol at "don't you think it'd better for everyone if you went back to the home". Bit harsh :p
ptniff 1 year ago 5
Curses, foiled again.
theindecisiveness 1 year ago
hahaha! suddenly jumped out the bushes!!
AmandaBell123 1 year ago 3
I laughed so hard when he suddenly jumped out the bushes
loonygoldfish 1 year ago 6
raquel
TransistorMan1 1 year ago
haha. He sounds like Brian Badonde.
abx547 1 year ago
asif he wouldnt just murder those children then take over the world lol
hxcjoe 1 year ago
lloyd just wants to bang dinah. dirty bugger.
CrazeeCatrin 1 year ago
THE DEMON HEADMASTER IS A NUTTER
djTiPS08 1 year ago 2
Would never get away with sneaking a George Orwell reference into a kids show now days
beefkilla 1 year ago 2
The DM wanted to win for world domination... plus he didn't want to get his suit dirty. xD
jojijojo123 1 year ago
Well the boys didn't like you so back to the home you go!
It's like people leaving puppies in cardboard boxes because their kids don't want them after christmas - except, you know, it's a person!
zucchiniesinbikinies 1 year ago
LEAP!
zucchiniesinbikinies 1 year ago
yo yo lollipop ya'll!!!
its just a random comment
wiccantutor 1 year ago
*points* OMG IT'S THE CAT FROM RED DWARF!!!! I love Danny John-Jules! :-p
ecco1983 1 year ago
@ 4.48 the demon headmaster got gunged.
StFidjnr 1 year ago
hahaa *jumps out of bushes* "PAEDOPHILE!!!!! AHHHHH!"
microwave000 1 year ago
@microwave000 yeh he wants to butter some kiddy muffin
logix2010 1 year ago
xD i watched this when i was 9 now im 16
DevilshCookie 1 year ago
I'm a bit surprised at how easily they stopped the Headmaster in the TV version...
In the book, Dinah, at one point, picks up a pepperpot during the show they're in, and tosses it at the Headmaster while he's doing the hypnosis thing. He ends up making an ass of himself on TV because he's sneezing and can't say "Destroy the dolls" and it made... eh, it slightly more sense.
Still not sure why he ended up giving up so easily though :P
ReloadPsi 1 year ago
5:53 Oh Noes
I lol'd when he jumped out the bushes, why would somebody as distinguished as Jack Straw bother doing something so childish as giving these kids a scare.
lapytop 1 year ago 4
He used internet slang before anyone even KNEW about the internet!
"Oh noes, clever Glass!"
thevisualboy37 1 year ago 4
Or at least it sounded like "Oh noes"...
thevisualboy37 1 year ago
that headteacher is soooo scary lookikng those are are weirdly amazing how they peirce at you , definatly think they chose the right actor for that part
coldplaylouise 1 year ago
damn catch phrase....
p1nkAcid 1 year ago
"Don't you think it might be better for everyone if you went back to the Home?"
WTH? Way to give the poor child serious issues.
LilaMae99 2 years ago 2
What elderly couple watches a tv show like that?
willscomix 2 years ago 4
Wow - I actually remembered the answer to the first question Dinah answered! 0_o Amazing what sticks in your mind!
YumYum1984 2 years ago
LOOOOLLL that motherfucker jumped out the bushes
ojAndroid 2 years ago 65
@ojAndroid LOL
djTiPS08 1 year ago
@ojAndroid Best comment ever. :P
enigmaremains 1 year ago
headmaster got owned
TheDalekslayer 2 years ago
yh coz he can still c out n will still c into his eyes
jadelouise600 2 years ago
what about the guy in the panda suit, he won't be looking into the headmaster's eyes, so surely he would realise what's going on.
Wellgot 2 years ago
LOL his plans were foiled because he told the kids about it, what an IDIOT
Minghaggard 2 years ago 41
@Minghaggard He did learn from that error though at the end, didn't he? Dr Evil never learned from his ludircrous blunders.
Londonman84 1 year ago
@Minghaggard To be fair, Dina had it down to a tee.
TristanFear 8 months ago
4:45 best bit of the episode (or series for that matter!)
WorldRecords 2 years ago
in the books she throws pepper spraw over him....
Beanoz4 2 years ago
5,555 wiews. P.S. This is such an awesome show!
mikedbeech 2 years ago
these are so cool and that headmaster creeps me out,so do those prefects
Narnialover4 2 years ago 4
he neva ad his glasses on wen he jumped out tha bushes
Tivsta 2 years ago 3
2:18 LOL
Gloucesterknight10 2 years ago 2
thank you SOOOO much! i realy missed these shows, they get better and better, and that episode was by far the best =D
trunksgav = Hero
wolfgang8181 2 years ago 3
Scary stuff at the end there, with people all over the country falling asleep as they watched the Headmaster on TV!
And hats off to Harvey and Dinah for saving the day! :D The part where the Headmaster got gunged was absolutely priceless!
BenBanjo87 2 years ago 2
ooh yes I like dinah to stay with the boy as a team.
Doonantubes 2 years ago 2
Yup :P ^^
ShinigamiSmeg 2 years ago
is that danny john jules?
dannyv3 2 years ago 2
you are a legend for uploading these thank you very much for installing a bit of youth back into my life
its leo valentine from hollyoaks lol, a much younger and livelier one
if not it looks like him
bakerboy86 2 years ago
MORE THE EMPIER NEEDS MORE!
Alex15Shinra 2 years ago