Letterman - Celebrity Drug Update

[jayjay2318]

look how many of the commenters here got trolled by Joaquin. that dude's the fuckin man, as far as im concerned

[IamJohnyD]

nice weed phelps got, i never looked like i was on the moon when i smoke, must be a new breed.

[hansjalv]

From Wikipedia: "... In May 2008, it was reported that Phoenix had been recording songs he had written himself... No release date has been given for the project." It's currently May 2010 and Phoenix' album is... where??

[colonelmusturd02]

Yo, nothing wrong with weed. That fool Phelps won 8 gold medals smokin' them reefers! That's proof enough.

[Tekskrispys]

I really don't think it's as big a deal as people are making it out to be. As an observer, I can only guess he's going through a depression. He's about to put out an album, so he hasn't become completely inactive. So he's depressed - he'll get bored doing nothing but blazing to Wu-Tang, get on some anti-depressant drugs and move on.

[sawgunner85]

????????????? lmao

[xdevelopingminds1by1]

OH THAT WAS SO FUNNY jOAQUIN ??????? HILARIOUS ..THAT WAS THE BEST YOU COULD COME UP WITH..WHEN HE OBVIOUSLY PULLED THE WOOL OVER YOUR EYES AND YOUR STILL TRYING TO RUN WITH THIS LAME STORY..i COULD GIVE 2 FUCKS IF HES ON ??? AND &*^%$ AND EVERY OTHER DRUG ON THE PLANET...ITS JUST NOT THAT SERIOUS TO ME..LET IT GO DAVE YOU GOT BURNED ON YOUR SHOW AND THATS THAT..DEAL WITH IT..

[FAParchive]

holy fuck needle-dick, take a chill pill

[enigmaE5]

Damn if joaquin really is losing it I see why. People act like their in a zoo commenting on a monkey or some shit...He's human, his bro died, he's still a an amazing actor,and anyone on here commenting on him has seen a movie or two of his and admired his talent, either way I'm sure he's just messing w/ everyone, in the end if it's all a joke , it's all on you idiot's talking shit. Pretty certain he knows what he's doing and he's gonna prove how gullible society is.

[sunzarias]

i hope Joaquin is alright. I don't like seeing anyone in pain or trouble. although, maybe he was having a good time! but there's a time and a place for that. not on letterman. hopefully, he clears up because he's a great talent. some postings re JP latest, are crud and weak. some people are unkind, man. that's uncool. maybe someone in your family needs help. man up and show some humanity. straight out.

[Rhipea23rdAugust]

i feel bad for joaquin phoenix : (

[dandasman]

Me too, i dont people are relizing that there is a obvious problem and he is not doin well. I wish people would see that and just not make jokes about it. :(

[Rhipea23rdAugust]

excatly

if people are going to keep on going about it then of course he is going to have mental issues from all the people ridiculing him

i wish that everone would just open there eyes

and realise how this could effect him sevearly

[sooperfukker]

internet argumentation winning time

aka

peanut butter jelly time

[futbolking]

dude he's a kid you're an adult.

go get laid .... and laugh later when you realize the best he's going to get is the Sear's catalog.

end of story.

[Rottenriguez]

Okay a grown ass man arguing with a kid. lmao!

[damanningster]

lol that was funny.

[okidokier]

all right guys knock itt off 1st off bspece stop talking to the kid you might get in trouble for sexual abuse on a minor and 2nd of all hey superputazo what the hell are you watching letterman it's way past your bedtime for that

[Superputazo23]

Letterman u sucK!

[leccueva]

Letterman is hilarious. I think he's using comedy in replace of anything political, or even mean spirited, cause honestly, that was one messed up interview. And he's responding to it, Letterman style. He was brilliant during the interview, and the bit was funny. Keep up the good work, Dave!

[captainpdx]

Letterman used to be funny back in the day. Now he's just political, bitter, and mean spirited. Sad really.

[Superputazo23]

I HATE THIS GUY meddling in people's lives. Fuck you you old fuck and innapropiate asshole. I dont care if I misspelled shit, this guy sucks. I really hope something bad happens to him. fagoot

[frypod18]

then why did you choose to watch this video?

[Superputazo23]

to make a stupid comment because I knew that ppl just like u would come and say some stupid shit like ure so wise. fuck you u fucking nerd

[frypod18]

coming from a 25 year old who plays Yugioh. 'nough said.

[Superputazo23]

comin' from a psycho retard who reads and believes my profile and everything he sees in the internet.......hmmmm......plz dont reply to this, u got ur life, get on with it, I have mine and I dont want my cellphone to notify me again with an e-mail with such stupidity as this.have a nice day.

[frypod18]

no, for that i'm going to reply. good bye.

[Kubillus]

rofl... that was a sweet line!

PWNED!

[bspence87]

You're real tough hiding behind your keyboard, Superputazo23. Ironic how your bitter cynicism mirrors that of Letterman. The only difference; you're not funny, you're not cool and as a result you're not rich, you're not famous and nobody gives a fuck what you think.

[bspence87]

Let me guess, you're in the seventh grade? Or is that just where your maturity stopped developing? I mean, seriously, I haven't heard those attempted put-downs since before puberty. At least Letterman attempts to be original with his jokes. You should get a job instead of making your mom buy you movies on your PS3 and embarrassing yourself trying to criticize more successful people than you. Take it like a queer, SuperPotato.

[Superputazo23]

as a matter of fact i am in the 7th grade! wow!!! u must be some kind of genious....but u dont look too much like a geniuous SUCKING LETTERMAN'S COCK!!!!! haahahahahahahahahahahahah in spanish kid "eres la cherry" hahahahahaha stfu u fucking staker.

[Superputazo23]

STALKER********************

[doognadoshi]

rofl FAIL and you know it!

[angryafro]

You have more mental problems than Joaquin Phoenix.

[angryafro]

And how is making an unfunny joke about celebrity drug habits that have been ALL OVER the news an example of Letterman "meddling?" He's not exactly breaking the news that Phelps smoked pot and A-Rod took roids. God, you're dumb.

[VladFerdinand1]

WAT IS THIS?

[topherotica]

coco obrien ftw

[lukechesswalker]

letterman is brilliant. leno sucks.. couldnt even keep a job at nbc.

[frypod18]

shows what you know. he's still going to have a show on NBC.

[xmusicfrk18x]

jay leno kicks letterman ass!

[jebintommy]

no he dosent...

[DALDO1]

We all agree (America, that is), no he doesn't.

[loggy1232]

i have lost all respect for david letterman i despize the man now!!!!

[jebintommy]

no you dont... you love him... you want to be him...

[thefckinggolfshoes]

wut a jerk

[swttleww]

fuck cbs! fuck letterman!

[TARAALISONBURKE]

You can say what you like, but I will always love Joaquin Phoenix. Joaquin is the most beautiful person inside and out. He has the most beautiful perfectly-shaped green eyes ever. I hope Joaquin will come back to what he does best. Joaquin Phoenix is an amazing actor and Hollywood made him so great.

[smithaven]

all there money and they do drugs. They need Jesus in there lives.

[Bullrock88]

please die

[freak12344]

cruel .....

[waitdonttellme]

I t really troubles me that people cant see that the only thing wrong with Joaquin is that he is obviously bothered that people are not taking him serious. I saw the video when he first told one of those airheads celeb reporters he was retiring and the guy laughed and it really upset and he walked off. Look he does not needt the publicity - he is talented and in demand. he does not need to do a mockumentary -he could simply do a parody film if that was his motive. ipeople are being insensitiv

[GitanoRenegado]

Hey wait just a minute..... Joaquin is that you?????

[recklesshighwaypig]

If CBS thinks Letterman is a genius then Carson must have been God, Leno is Jesus, Conan is Judas (Judas got a bad rap, c'mon) and Kimmel, Daly, and Fallon must just be super-genius

[FrankDamage]

CBS sucks.

Total manipulative, brain draining fodder, for the masses!

[shoes8595]

Man! I'm suprised Letterman didn't do more to Pheonix. He was a thousand times more professional than I would've care to been in that situation. That part when he said "I'm sorry you couldn't be here tonight" and everybody got quiet..............I was laughing so hard the neighbors drove over and told me to shut up!

[orionbrooksclardy]

Letterman is hilarious. Quit being such babies. Joaquin is a grown ass man who can take care of himself. Pretty sure he doesn't need you bitches to watch out for him.

[djsaltvsdjonetwo]

well said, it was weird but thats it who cares who cares about billy bob either, i mean ya watch it once , ya laugh, and thats it, if joaquin can act in movies and broker deals in hollywood he can def handle himself, what letterman supposed to do, not say anything, c, mon

[jamesismydean]

I like the background music of the clip. Anyone knows what song it is?

[kabigon]

@jamesismydean

It's from the Japanese Anime Super Dimension Fortress Macross which came to US in 1985 as Robotech (but with different music). Music from Robotech was also used on Letterman's show as well.

[Jessi1318]

Dude if you don't like Letterman then don't watch this shit! I mean damn stop complaining. You're choosing to watch it so shut up

[sirGiedion]

I totally agree, this is comedy entertainment people! All celebrities - unless they have never seen a DL episode before or any night-time talk show for that matter - are well aware before they go on set that they will be the butt of many jokes. They either roll with the punches or crash hard depending on their state of mind... the old addage "if you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen" definitely applies here.

[SpicyShred]

wow. i used to like letterman before this whole joaquin phoenix thing, fake or not

[Jonaconda88]

Nice label1877....get 'em! He is prob against Prob 8 too!  Liberals are destroying this country. No morals, ruining the foundation of America.

[myth230]

*cough* *cough* RETARD *cough*

[PattKuz]

yo who cares liberal or not fuck i smoke weed and shit but this video is jokes i mean come on pheonix is fucked

[m3o3u3s3e3]

letterman, I'm glad you think drug addiction is a joke you fucking loser

[myth230]

It is a joke and it's nobody's buisiness

[stinkeye505]

Fuck Letterman

[quastheunseen420]

i dont even understand how you can like o reilly and not letterman....dave is a likeable human being, bill is quite the opposite

[zenzmurfy]

Holy crap! Is that music from Macross on Letterman! w00t!!!  anime made it to mainstream!

[DonCorleone87]

but the Joaquin Phoenix one was pretty funny

[SPFIREHAWK2]

...you must have zero sense of humor...bill oreilly is a cock faced ass fuck

[ravengypsywings]

....I don't...I can't even figure out what that actually means...

[DonCorleone87]

yep... did you see how Letterman blasted John McCain too? He hardly touched Obama when he was on.

[label1877]

Funny thing is the liberals, like Letterman, see no wrong with their blatant hypocrisy, liberals are a joke.

[Jm262]

Not even gonna touch how blatantly retarded this statement is. The only thing I can suggest to do is to take your thumb....shove it straight up your ass, and use it as a wedge to hopefully one day extract your head from it.

[label1877]

Liberals like you... Jm262 ARE a joke. Notice how you are trained to respond to a logical observation of which you disagree. Did you challenge anything? Did you try to answer intellegently? No, but you were quick to start the name calling similar to a mentally retarded child. Your mother would be so proud of you!

[clarkgable22]

get your thumb shove it straight up your ass, and use it as a wedge to hopefully one day extract your head from it. i agree.

[label1877]

Frankly my dear, if you put 50 cents with your opinion ... you could get a small coffee. Liberals are a joke...liberals are a joke...ha,ha

[fatman830]

Did you, asshole?

[label1877]

Who asked you fatslob, I mean fatman830?

[zahmin89]

You just did the exact same thing that you charged Jm262 with... I'm as conservative as they come, but dude you're giving the GOP a bad name...

[eyesorbe]

As the mother of an autistic child, who typically tests in the range of mentally retarded, I would like to say that my son has never resorted to name calling. If you'd actually ever been around a mentally retarded child, you would realize just what an assinine comment that was. I'm not perfect by any stretch of the imagination, and have made some comments prior to my son's birth that I'm not too proud of.  So I'm not trying to put you down - just make you think about what you're saying. Peace.

[jboyzjosh]

rly i stopped watching letterman because hes too much of a smart ass to some of the guests and interns tht work for him

[JustAllein]

Hahahaaa, it is really interesting what the hell is going on with phoenix :D

[andrewthestrangeone]

Wrealy Nice...!!go on Letterman Your the man,Your the best!