Ali G visits the Philadelphia Police Academy

[machomoe23]

aha hes holding a bb gun

[yudy92]

"PUT YOUR RIGHT HAND UP SIR!" xD

[tame1999]

YOU GOTTA TOUCH HIM, SEARCH HIM. YOU WANNA BE A COP OR NOT?! "fo real i just dont like touchin blokes." ...you don't like touchin what?..."blokes, blokes"....what's a bloke meng? "man oi did i ask for to have a chat wit you??!!

classic

[spartanses]

13 inch colour tv wtf

[PhillyCopsAreCorrupt]

Philadelphia pigs are Constitution-trashing felons who have extreme contempt for both the taxpayers who pay their salaries and the laws which they are paid to uphold. The problem is that NOBODY polices the police. These dumb macho shit-heads are rarely held accountable for their felonies, hence their propensity to perpetrate them. When you hand an insecure, bullied, inept, low-IQ loser a minuscule amount of unregulated authority, he will abuse it to the hilt to compensate for his inadequacies.

[PhillyCopsAreCorrupt]

Philly pigs are brainwashed into deifying and glorifying all cops, whilst dehumanizing all civilians and viewing them as criminals and the evil enemy. Thus, even so-called good cops unconditionally support diabolical ones because they believe that all cops can do no wrong. Due to a gargantuan lack of police accountability, this us-against-them mindset is perpetually fed at the expense of the law-abiding taxpayers who pay the cops' salaries, as manifested via en masse police misconduct.

[PhillyCopsAreCorrupt]

Philadelphia pigs are arrogant, pompous, corrupt, sanctimonious cowards who gang up on and frame innocent taxpayers, then proclaim themselves heroes. The only concern of Philadelphia's police officers is to massage their unwarranted god complexes. Most of these robbing, extorting, racketeering, framing, conspiring, assaulting, torturing, perjuring, inept, murdering cowards would not qualify to lick toilets clean in the private sector, which has legitimate hiring and retention standards.

[tvorhauer]

Yo dis be twentyfwee ten

[jakeyLeeee]

"One brotha, one hockey, and one sp..."

[RangerChalk4]

You aint got the time to get her numba man

[rafalthe1]

"one brother, one honkey" ROFLLL!!!

[liamjfriel]

"one brotha, one honkey"

[gibsonz0]

I like when he says put your right hand up and ali does it lol

[solomanz10]

loooool honky

[lonogugeadult]

"oi that ain't the time to get er numba man!" hahahaha

[DanBlabbers]

You picked the wrong cop to fuck around with slambo!

[Zorbak962]

stick your head in the ground and eat the dirt! lol

[videogamegenius]

You gotta touch him LMAO

[labombina3]

"i can see da muffaking gun"

[SCUBONZIES]

ali did ya have a good time

[sxephlI]

5 people are Philadelphia cops

[scavenom2008]

SO FUNNY ALI G TRYING TO LOOK TOUGH!!!! WITH THE GUN DO YOU LIKE THE TASTE OF STEEL?

[dextr0s]

"Do you like the taste of steel?"

[kobrakai420]

5 people need to put up their hands or theyre gonna get shot by us.

[imaphilly369]

@ CorruptPhillyCops...take a trip up to the Police Academy and see what goes on. Better yet; become a cop because u certainly think you know that what you see on the news or read on the newspaper is all that goes on. True ignorance. Cops who make bad decisions don't speak for me and all other good cops filled with Integrity across Philadelphia and the country

[criticalmushroom]

"You can be honky and still be hung like a donkey"

[tiopira5]

@CorruptPhillyCops the cops are the worst gang on these street if u think about there actually much worse then gangs and drug dealers

[tiopira5]

@CorruptPhillyCops the cops in the worst gang on these street if u think about there actually much worse then gangs and drug dealers

[KhongDaniel]

LoL this guy cracks me up bigtime!!!

[rushindulen]

where's the part where the cops learn to be pricks who need to control others to feel better about their miserable lives?

[CheapRobot]

@rushindulen

they don't need to teach that. it's a prerequisite.

[FKatzenjammer]

"Do you think I could make a good cop?"

"Uhhhh...probably not"

[Electrohollic]

Yo this 23 ten. They're 3 men: 1 brotha, 1 honkey... *Girl on the floor cracks up* and one Sp.. What's the 'S'?

[GreeZy0121]

You picked the wrong cop to fuck around with slime ball.

[dan2hamilton]

STICK YOU HED IN THE GROUND N" EAT DAT DIRT!!!!!! HAHAH best line just listen to the way he says it

[Gashi19]

i can see there is nothing hahahahaha

[Mysterious0Bob]

Yo, you like the taste of steel?

[zanedouglas101]

do u like the taste of steel

[koponenii]

Great!

[NJRocks281]

he looks like such a fk'n clown lol

[MottBonzo]

"do you know what a burgularly is?"

"for real i has done a couple."

[Not2Shaby]

I know right, I've heard plenty of cops curse out jerk off drug pushers in this city. lol

[stevengriffin1]

6:18 says it all

[nfl01986]

you aint got time to get her number man haha

[lti12]

do you like the taste of steal? LOL

[adzkingdom2]

ur fuckin wiv da rong cop

[stanhoff82]

"you picked the wrong cop to fuck around with" lol

[Reindrich]

"one honkey"

[MottBonzo]

one brother

[ohjames]

how do we know there was a tele

[rasroxify]

best video ever!!!!!!

[ToxicViolator]

"yo you like the taste of steel?"

[spartanses]

funnniest shit ive ever seen

[philster102]

lmfao!!! you can be a honky but still be hung like a donky

[Orbit91]

What's a bloke mang

[GulfCoasta09]

HAHAHAHAH i think this is the best ali g skit imo HAHAHA

[mucahittin]

hahahahah 1 brother 1 hunkey and a spanish fuck i lol'd there haarddd!!!

[NJRocks281]

its spelled honkey not hunky

[EatShiteAholes]

"Yo, You Like the taste of Steel?"

LOLOL!!!

[EzeLuke]

LOL

One brother

One honkey!

[cavalierroyale]

FUCKIN TOPCLASS.....FUNNY AS FUCK!!

[firewacker432]

this is dum

[cavalierroyale]

how could you not think that was funny??

[firewacker432]

IT WAS NOT FUNNY TO ME OK OK

[cavalierroyale]

AH DUDE...LIGHTEN UP!

[firewacker432]

i don't think it was funny!!! i think it n salted the police!!!

[cavalierroyale]

sure the cops even thought he was funny dude!

[firewacker432]

im srry ok it' my opinion srry =((

[cavalierroyale]

AH DUDE!!

[firewacker432]

W.E!!

[cavalierroyale]

what the fauck does W.E mean dude???

[EzeLuke]

omfg dude whaterever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

[firewacker432]

W.E=WHAT EVER!!!

[cavalierroyale]

yo.....whatever!

[anglaismoyen]

incroyable

[taddict83]

this is one of the best ali g skits!!

[KhalsaSoulja]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooool

this is too funny, thank you for the upload

lolol

[zx6rtt]

1 bruva, 1 honkey, and 1 spanish

[tomitstube]

best one yet, Ali G as a cop? gansta cop! lmao!! the cops are laughing their asses off as well.

[Phillyguy30]

aww memories...lol

[ditty96]

" Yo, you like the taste of steel?" HAHA!

[Wildrogue]

You can kinda hear him laugh when he says "stop it mother fucker" at 3:45

ROFL

It's amazing that he manages to keep from laughing his ass off and losing his composure

[Wildrogue]

AAhhhhaAAHAHAAHh-fuckingAHAHAH­AHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

[vijayanv88]

i can c thre is nothin thre

lol

[grosquipue]

I am speechless...

[harryp757]

yo this be tweny three ten

[djalternate]

genius iii

[mocasvaldo]

pmfg this made me laught to my tears :DDD

[shaun2985]

"What are blokes man?"

"Yo, did I say I want to have a chat with you"

LOOL

[princeflashy]

loooooooooool

[DGTURK10]

3 men one brother one honkey and one ssppp(he was bout to say spic) wats the s stand for ...spanish

[casperblackcat1975]

I was looking on the Philadelphia Police website the other day & I see that they have a youth curfew over there, As an Australian I was just wanting too know how big Philadelphia is because crime is getting out of hand in cities like Sydney & Melbourne & I figure if a curfew like this can work in Philli it could work over here in Australia.

[BenjaminGay]

no matter what they do in philadelphia, it will not change much....philadelphia is very bad with crime and it will only get worse

[FreebrothaMumia]

FREE MUMIA !!

[cboneofenglewood]

"We don't talk like that in Philadelphia"

Yeah, but they know how to whoop some serious ass though! LOL

[PropagandaMatrix666]

Yea the philly pd know how to kick some ass but only if theres 15 or more and the suspects are on tyhe ground handcuffed or of there below the age of 17 if its not the corcumstances there pussycats..

[vladimirivich]

Philly Pd? shit that's all PD's.

[NiggaRican99]

I guess dat trainin g aint workin,ytour average nigga been takin da phila police out with authorityhahha ..just ah bunch ah dead philly cops is cewl wit me my nigga.

[moesizzlak12345]

thats where i live hahaha

[luisenrriquevaldivia]

concha su madres hijos de perra policias cabrones que se mueran todos ellos por ser crueles y jugar con la justicia como si ellos fuueran dioses . necesitamos cambios por cada inocente persona que los pilicias maten deberian matar a dies policias asi veremos que tan rapido se acaba esta vaina

[takerdust]

One Cracka, One Nigga, and One Spic

[xsus1711]

Yo stick ure head in the ground and eat dirt lol!!! i got tears at that LOL!

[xsus1711]

Yo stick ure head in the ground and eat dirt lol!!! i got tears at that LOL!

[xsus1711]

Yo stick ure head in the ground and eat dirt lol!!! i got tears at that LOL!

[xsus1711]

you cant be as dum as a honkey but still as young as a donkey lol

[atrejesussaves]

Put that down.

Why?

you don't need it.

I'll keep you cover!

ok

haahahahahaha

[rey619yomama]

the ppl they asked to be the suspect must be laughing their heads off at this

[disgruntledgoatiam]

Bullshit...they talk or talked like that in philly back in the 70s and 80s. BUT...they were right...putting punk asses in their place!!!!hey look it's Borat!

[Colossihitman]

''I just don't like touching blokes''

I absolutely rolled up in tears @ that!

[Dangerous1231]

lol me too

[assphincter]

fucking great!

[montanatexasflorida]

lool

[abdizi612]

hhahahahahah this guy is funny

hunkie

[Abonald]

this dude is my roll model

[juuliuuz]

legend

[vsho]

lmao

[Burdenboy]

So he claims =.=" (untrusting face)

[truethatfukhead]

and a honky ha ha

[Rofocowboy84]

"We don't talk like that in Philadelphia." We don't?

[ripeazy40]

Funny thing is, Sgt Hyers took him seriously and thought he was a real person....

[ccChild333]

No dude! I have the DVD and on the special features SBC says that the cops found out that it was a spoof and they wanted the tapes back. SBC and the video crew hid in their hotel room from the Philly Police for about a week! Hahahaha, he didn't give them back, though.

[ripeazy40]

Pal, I understand you have the dvd with all of those "special features" but I think I might have a little bit more knowledge then you because I was in the class at the time. Sgt Hyers is now my LT so I just might know a little bit more about it then you do.

[zenroxx]

With all respect ripeazy40, Sgt/now LT Hyers knew the deal..trust me..as a spawn of one of Philly's Finest..it's a skill he attained , ie..playing along with Ali's thang..not to say that he knew exactly what it was gonna end up as...It was pretty obvious (to me) from the video..aww god bless you rookie ;-)

[ripeazy40]

Then I guess he just wanted to save face and that is why he told us he had no idea what was going on. Ah well, come fall that will be sgt rookie to you! :) Stay safe....

[ViolentJk]

Ali G: " Yooou Picked The Wrong Cop Tu FFFAK Around Wid Slime Ball "!

[ViolentJk]

Ali G:" yo dere's da geezer"!

Cop: "tell him to stop"!

Ali G: "YO STOP IT!"

Cop: "keep your distance keep your distance"!

Ali G: " Stop it MMava Fffaka!"

Shit that is the funniest thing i ever seen!

[anynicknamesleft]

"Do you know what a burglary is?"

"For real, I's done a couple."

lol

[aiolos1453]

yo! yo! motherfucker! ahahaha

[ViolentJk]

play it from 3:44 lolz funny how he say's (stop it motherfucka!) lmao!