Lindsay Lohan is my Dirty Secret Part Deuce

[WowShooting]

:)

[JakBlazer1]

It doesnt take luck to rise to the top of youtube...just giveaways

[konflictification]

Your vids are shit racist cuntbitch

[bouncingskeleton]

"Fields of Fire" by James Webb.

[aslkdfjhguuw]

He should use this intro again...

[TaxiDay]

@Philtards just got this reply, lol @ you

[RobotKing27]

I paused the video at 3:40

you all should, too

[overlord717]

STUFF STRIPPERS DO IN THEIR SPARE TIME

[WillsKirjava]

POWERED BY MAGIC.

[BradieKay]

DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT WORLD OF WARCRAFT. D:

[PunksDeadEmoK1dsN3xt]

Yo Phil, what was the name of that vid where you talk about marijuana? I'll attach it here. Put me in the weedbag of the day section.

[JKos14]

0:16 That sounded like "oh, kurba". Kurba in Slovene means whore. #LOL

[unpalpable7]

@JKos14

kurwa

[seankelly001]

The Winter King by Bernard Cornwell, Ive already read it like 8 times before

[CooltrainerFred]

Shutter Island Patient 67 is a great book, I'm reading it at the moment.

Now I want to see the movie :)

[darkheart2death]

If kanye west died i'd watch taylor swift 2 c her celebrate. And join in

[DarkSigiles]

Hey Phil don't hate on my samurai swords ='| And they aren't the reason I rolled a rogue, I bought them after I started selling my soul to Blizzard.

[thuzan117]

@rockBarnacle76 dude lady gaga is a hermaphrodite....she has a penis....and a vagina.....

[CatalenaSalmon67]

aahi really need somebody to Well yah should find out

[niebieskooka17]

xXPealnaCanXx It's not kurva - kurwa is right :P

and it has a lot of meanings :P

[PizzaIsAllPowerful]

you should read the Space Wolf books. They are Warhammer 40000 boks which you may or may not know are based on an old bored game that costs a shit load to start cause you gotta by these little metal people that break and are lost easily.... but yeah read the space wolf books....

[XPinkSunnyShadesX]

im reading shutter island right now :D i love it so much i cant wait to go see the movie :)

[manfistoffury]

Read The Book Thief. Nice book.

[niblersthekiller]

HEY dont belittle my work... that collection and training has costed me 5 grand and 3 computer screens

[xRogueGeassx]

they should legalize pot! everyone uses it! and it would make it alot easier for me to buy/use it 8)

[fluffyninjas]

@xRogueGeassx i dont use it. im not an idiot

[xRogueGeassx]

Congrats! you should get a medal!! >.>

[MaciasPMovieReviews]

Read The Giver Trilogy

[PsykoticDreamer]

Legal marijuana? so thats how your show is so awesome!

[Blake99xboxlive]

1:41 lol how you know ?

[abbcd12]

NOOOO i accidently gave you 4 stars instead of 5 :(

[lasotas]

Shutter Island was great! What'd you think?

[jmw1500]

ballon boy lol

[englishchick91]

just finished 'if you dare' by kresley cole.

[shadowviper12]

qotd:stargirlNOT A CHICK BOOK, main characters actually a guy who *SPOILER* ffalls in love with her

[Mcnaughtoon]

3:12

[boogeymanfromhell]

You might wanna try Illusions by Richard Bach. A highly underrated author. But Illusions was the book that gave me the key to open my self up (not clothes!!!)

[yankeepunk3000]

I do love Lindsay Lohan

[swissguy123]

2:34 fucking hilarious

[snowskatelaxfreak]

you should most sertienly read the Hunger Games it is the bees knees man.

[TheSuperBrett]

I agree

[Smallfrythetall]

5 stars for the stab at apples mouse. haha

[enjoiforlife93]

u should read "i hope they serve beer in hell"

[Hyperias989]

I'd toast to that!

[Fufenscoops]

if you pause at 0:02 he looks drunk

XD

[blazeboy36]

nice ur not all over this vids nuts

[ShawnLFDY]

check out the stranger by albert camus

[destinyluckk]

You should read The Kite Runner

[philtrapp]

ok i bought the new MacBook Pro and that white mac. DO NOT BUY THE WHITE ONE UNLESS YOU DON'T MIND GETTING IT DIRTY

[staralur03]

best episode ever... i don't know why.

[thania147]

si buena para lo de que cante

[KiAb0n0V]

That's why i'm proud to be polish. Of course that what he said means f.Uc. K.

[Enclav3]

Those lucky mofos are Polish :D Been there :D

[zackj776]

wow ftw =p

[ShanesDominoez]

They are making a movie of that book

[therealtruth123]

Legalise it!

[Nukillis]

@DancerBebeKimber: You're not hotter! You're the opposite sex, you silly and deranged 40-year old man who still lives in his mother's basement!

[gamermanj4]

wewt legalize weed

[albertrulz100]

its almost legle here in california!!

[gamermanj4]

your lucky *stares with envy*

[DBagelo]

I second the Enders Game suggestion

[vgcq02]

I'd marry Lindsay

[thered4]

LMAO 2:34

[WineRage2]

Phil you do have talent. If you didn't I would be really pissed that you are prostituting your show (gossip, hot chicks as icon and ignoring the important issues...) and unsubscribe. On the other hand you are the FUNNIEST YouTuber, and that is saying something...

[Rythius]

BITCHES BE CRAZY! Yea World of Warcraft, and my swords, knives, staves, blades, bows, crossbows, nunchucas, and sais,, and yea, i rolled a rogue, but i can still kill you if your in my house before you can even draw your gun, so best come in the door guns blazin! lookin t the ceilings!lol because im like the texas ranger! always behind you! Woo sleep Deprivation! Phil! lol funny name, chicks with swords are way hotter than chicks with guns... sometimes

[SuziG23]

Read American Gods. Good book.

[JakeWantsYouDead]

IF you haven't ever read Enders Game, go for it.

[JaceThePlaneswalker]

phil,

There is a book series called the Song of Albion series. It is delicious. The author is Steve lawhead.

[Cade1322]

woah, for a moment there, i thought that monkey in the back was talking

[Perfhex]

speaking of legalizing marijuana...

[tugsnap]

ooooooooooo kurwa :)

yes Polish off road

[BradZorZZZ]

WOW. that guy was lucky. it would have been like that one part in final destination 2.

[VoLtrex31]

Women like the sunset.. i liked that... you are right by that.. damn 5* are just too little for you.. +999999999999999999*...

hope you need it...

[Tmedlin805]

I feel kinda late on this one, but really?! 6th? Is that good? Well maybe considering all the other crap on YouTube, so w00t Phil! Lol

[SageVideoChannel]

omg lindsay really looks like a 50 years old slut with wrinkles .

gosh .. i had a crush on her 5 years ago .

i guess i don't anymore .

[basarenn]

Hi! Read Doppler by Erlend Loe. I love it and I think you will too :) Great "show thats not a show" by the way. Marian from Norway.

[OmegaShenron6574]

i am reading the new hitch hikers guide to the galaxy book. mostly written by douglas adams before his death and finished by eoin colfer. also a series of unfortunate events (all 13 but not at once) and the demonata series

[skeetoe93]

Read Harry Potter YO! Best books ever!!!

[jamesfei175]

lol

[Beryl13]

I Love the slow motion low pitch voice.

Keep doing them :)

; Stuff strippers do in their spare time '

' Scott Baio has bad timing! ' ily, man.

[russellrush101]

Red Storm Rising, or The Bear and the Gradon, both by The Legendary Tom clancy. :)

[Vambitious]

Definitely read Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card

[collous2]

oh damn, it must suck when you look around and find out that you apply to nerd comments.

[killking72]

the odd thomas series by Dean Koontz.

[konohastopninja]

u should read the chronicles of vladimir tod by heather brewer

[kevintje91]

it shure does make you're show alot funnier XD

gr from Nederland^^

[edarms]

"because as most females know, as long as you fake it really well, no one can't really tell the difference"

hehe, hey philip ABC is calling, or at least Fox should be..

[lilgraver420]

u HAVE to check out the cirque du freak series by darren shan.and his other series demonata.

[AmandaMutton]

Check out these superb songs about, Plastic Surgery Freaks, Katie and Peter, Cheryl Cole, Simon Cowell, The X Factor, Robbie Williams, on U-Toobe /thisisjohnnyblack

[CorrectWord]

A long way down by Nick hornby

[ofirharlev]

am i the only one tired of white boys rappin' shit ?

i guess it was funny the first time...like 2 decades ago!

[K1va]

oooooo kurwa :D

[hordewow2]

...how did he know i got a sword collection...HAAAXXX!!!!

[drazzle42]

How can you possibly say there's no reason to own a sword? Aren't you the one who prophesied the coming of the mutant ninja zombie dolphin robots? Sounds like a pretty dire need for some cold steel, to me!

[rocklee770]

the ninja turtles werent back in time...

[bryan12128]

>:O

I play WoW... and have a few swords... 3 >:P

damn you know people well...

[Clisen59]

what class :P! LOL im a hunter lvl 80 horde troll whisper wind.....i hope your not joking...

[tyaeyu14]

"Scott Baio has bad timing" lol

[joetavish]

i think it's kurwa!

[RossiOakleys7]

u should read the giving tree, awesome book, ha

[pearlwine]

bitches be crazy. i think i love you?

[PsychoticPeace]

Pick up the english version of "Don Quijote de la Mancha" by Miguel de Cervantes. Let's see how many ignorant whiteys think he's Mexican. Go!

[Dopykill3rProduction]

lol 0:16 "o00o0oo0Oo0ohhh COOOLAA"

[ams585]

I'm late I know. I'm catching up on my Phil, but I really love reading, and I thought I would suggest 'The Dirt' by the musicians in Motley Crue. It's like "A Million Little Pieces" but more intense and actually true. You don't need to be a fan of M.C. to enjoy the book.

[gosengo124]

this is a little late but you should read the knights of the black and white by jack whyte. Great book about the knights templar.

[sageandmikel]

read ANYTHING by Christopher Moore

[wadup95]

Stuff strippers do in their spare time

[SexxyAmberii]

anyone wanna cam and swap pics

[beamer891]

Any of Dan Brown's book.

[itsmarkx0x]

There's no facts in his book its just dumb stories.

[MyBunny12]

you should read the city of ember by jeanne duprau

[yjm1112366]

i read that book in 8th grade along with "The Giver", look it up its real deep

[bijoo69]

Phil!!

I want to win A MacBook!! please?!!!

[bthrash18]

I just finished level 26 by anthony hurwitz or something like that, creepiest /best book I've ever read. Btw that's the dude that writes csi. It's a diginovel so every 20 or so pages you go to the website and get a clip. WAY awesome

[niknaktom]

The inheritance cycle by Christopher Paliono

[EpitaphDon]

Worlds of Warcraft...

[Browneye1035]

I play WoW and I have a collection of ceremonial and miscellaneous katanas, and the only reasons i have them are they kick ass, I am a collector, and they kick ass, by the way i am a Blood Elf not a rouge.

[rasteb2012]

wat a noob

rouges cant use rapiers

lol

[kizzle12344]

wows a kids game Aion ftw have a challenge

[bennude10]

Hmm...how did you get popular Phil? Oh well.

"Invisible Monsters"

by Chuck Palahniuk

"Stranger in a Strange Land"

by Robert A. Heinlein

"Watchmen" or "V for Vendetta" (Graphic Novels)

both by Alan Moore

Yes, America should definitely legalize Marijuana, if not then whats so free about this country? That sure would help with the economy and it just would make me feel a lot better. We all need to chill out and smoke a bowl once in a while ^_^

[roselovesu2]

you should read the beautiful miscellaneous by Dominic smith. its a wonderfully written book.

[Adnamra]

Im a wow player and i dont have swords.... but still id like to get a katana =p and im not a rogue, im a resto shammy^^;

[haltrix]

they are making a movie on shutter island

[MovieBoxStudio]

lol fake it till your well haha

[gambitt26]

phil you got to read," The Lightning Thief"plus they are coming out with a movie for it

[ssjwes]

Im a WoW player but dont have swords on my wall but I got a 12 gauge mossberg within arms reach at the computer :)

[mamba5445]

wow your so cool..

[ImaDoE]

where did you get that freakin awsome monkey!!!??

[williamjacobs]

Best line:

"...but she's going to have the last laugh. Not really. I don't know what I'm talking about."

[uaebliug]

fuk yea....I'm all about legalizing marijuana

[leesha9805]

they wrote a song about it..... why?

[michelet71]

Scott Baio has really bad timing. I almost wet my pants that was so freakin funny!!!!

[Chanel965]

you have issues. & I believe he has a girlfriend.

[J0nDilworth]

I like your views on marijuana :)

[TheRossCraig]

bitches be crazy:L

[iamcanadian07]

/.< nkjvtbnm,';

[monkeymanjay]

Hey Phil, i challenge you to a right click contest...and......GO!

[SidDeliciousXXIII]

I'm reading Invisible Monsters right now.

You should definitely read Survivior from Chuk Palahniuk, best book i've read in a long time.

[89jonh]

wow i play world of warcraft a im a level 64 rogue and i have 7 swords 2 of which are Samurai swords and i don't cut girls

[xShocKy]

YAY PHIL IS FOR MARIJUANA lol

[Kingmookla]

Yay cannabis!

[jamesda123456789]

im going to start i am ozzy i dont know if its new or not i think it is cuz it was in the window at borders

... its the autobiography of ozzy osbourne

[JamesemusPrime]

I'm reading Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy part Six of Three =]

Much prefer Douglas Adams to Eoin Colfer though =[

[bebexsam]

Twilight books are actually good...u should read them :) lol....Time Travelers Wife...that's a good one too *but for some reason, i dont picture u reading mushy love stuff...*

[SpahrSpahr]

i believe that mouse is powered by magic tooooooo

[Vejo3]

And the new mouse is powered by magic....I believe, im not sure. Another nugget of gold xD

[lilrowyravenclaw]

Shutter Island is FANTASTIC, good luck! (I met Dennis Lehane. He's so nice.)

[haavardlill]

i was luckier than that today... i was helping pulling a huge ship to a doc with another boat, i was standing outside the boat and the rope choped of, flyed towards me! i jumped behind a huge pipe, the rope crushed a lamp which was 50cm from me and smashed on the other side of the pipe i jumped to... close!

[IWannaBeATard]

You know the funny thing is a guy named Omar hit someone in the head with an ax at tractor supply from my school a few days ago. Don't worry the guy only got 150+ stitches

[xTakTiKKz]

Bitches be krazy!

never gets old lol

[zoeily]

What does it mean to protect the dispeseries?

[NoLifeProductionss]

Try the outsiders book it is awsome

[killuhfan12]

yeah it is the movie is good 2 but its always better to read a book before watching a movie

[m1dn1ghtc]

Actually kurwa means whore in Polish and Bulgarian as well

[Hauntddreamz]

read darwins black box, its gud

[bj07bran7]

Everyone Search:

"The Result of Feminism"

[MIACanesFan305]

Kurva means whore in Hungarian not Russian

[limbride]

zempknji kurwa gembe doopku yabani! fucking hungarians.

[leebawls]

read stephen king's it

[kafutunga]

u NEED to read hitchhikers guide to the galaxy

[UncutGamers]

Wizards First Rule by Terry Goodkind was a good book. I liked it quite a bit and has a very large fanbase.

[xxtwloha]

A great little series I have been working my way through is called Ender's Game. It's a science fiction, but if you are into that type of book at all then this is where it's at. Give it a shot Phil.

[ferdin12]

It means Whore/slut in hungarian..

[Rider384]

Shuttter Island. great book!!

[shadetheblack]

Hey Phil, u should really read "The Devil and Mrs. Prymm" by Paulo Coelho.

It's not a funny book, it's actually more deep in the sense of life. Really good book.

[longded]

Phillip man, you really are the best type of tallented individual!

the speed of your videos indicates tallent!

wth was that poking in that rally car ?

;]

[MartinProductions326]

That was a tree branch.

[SykoSandmaan]

I have three xD

[waitwhatwasthat]

You don't need talent to succeed. Do you measure success by how much you reiterate the minutea of the 24 hour news cycle and buzzfeed? You are funny though.

[sasnettk]

balloon boy beat was the same as "im on a boat". read "The Art of War" by Sun Tzu