Screaming Will Get You Nowhere

[WillDawn1990]

looks painfull

[Epikkfailyurr]

Imagine the top of patrick's head as your penis.

[scremingegg]

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on 0:03. XD

[Wavedude21101]

that looks like that hurts honestly.. but hes a atarfish he can grow a new head lol

[rainbowmaker78]

Thumbs up for hot wings!

[Wavedude21101]

@rainbowmaker78 Did you win??

[rainbowmaker78]

@Wavedude21101 What?

[WeAreNotMusic]

I used to think Sandy drooled in Patrick's head

[l85a1user]

i say that to my girlfriend before we have sex...

[magma3000]

This is what Patrick said to Bring Me the Horizon and other screamo bands.

[deathlord6171]

FUS RO DAH

[dlj3cs2]

Tell that to a Dovahkiin

[Mrsonicdude100]

@dlj3cs2 techically a Dragonborn "Shouts"

[Lynnbug201]

hot wings is not an instrument either.

[fireboy242]

Screaming Will Get You Nowhere

[whitewolf4736]

tell that to the guy on dragon ball z

[RobloxCoasterCompany]

Patrick: Rapist of the year

[HowToVidsOfficial]

:patrickface:

[yourballsareinert]

Patrick screamed and it got him all the way to the other side of the treedome.

[bernielovesbutter]

0:05 the detail is amazing.....

[xXFollowUrDestinyXx]

Hot wings.

[TheAfroThunder1]

*Justin Biber music plays*

"Screaming will get you no where."

[DEEBUZZ19]

LMFAO did u win? -gets hit in the head and rolls down-

[Kirasupporter1]

Hot wings lol!

[supersonicfan23]

XD i bursted out laughing!

[RealCreativeName]

Did you win?

[hewtoi]

screaming will get you no-ooh

[xcheetoproductions]

0:07 looks like partrick has a nose

[need4speed209]

I screamed and went nowhere.

[Yoshoogieboogie]

this was the first spongebob episode where i actually felt the pain.... of a cartoon character

[Letsplaymoron]

Tell that to the Dovahkiin.

[DenzelWalker77]

hahhahaahah gj!

[Warhawk0602]

The message of horror movies.

[AngieLuvsChu2]

0:03 :D

[BerZork]

Hot... Wings... *Proceeds to rape*

[DroidMaster782]

Thumbs Up If Punching Shit Always Solves Everything!!

[MoxieLuvKiss]

he screamed and he got somewhere lol

[gameguy02]

0:09 Patrick's best face ever

[SirJACthe3rd]

screaming will get you no-*squeak* *rip* 

[999MissStotch999]

what's weird is that patrick said screaming will get you nowhere but when he screamed he made it to the other side of the dome

[eevee2flarion]

NO IM BILLY BOB

[theking97ification]

Because of this show I tried to make a campfire underwater. It was a complete success.

[XxDaWnMoDxX]

Lolly gagging will get you nowhere

[ohbobsaget22]

Hotwings!



[bluelish2]

u should off uploaded spongebob screaming then patrick "screaming will get u nowhere"

[The1godrules]

LIFE LESSON LERNED!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrSneakyPyro]

0:07 - 0:09 FUS RO DAH!

[xLolzaGurlx123]

Pause at 0.08 she's holding a dildo!!!!

[chechonilus2]

"HOTWINGS"

[devindeleon11]

His head is his head if you know what a I mean.

[devindeleon11]

Pause at 0:08 an look at what shes holding in her hand.

[EUR0BEAT]

I haven't seen this episode in so long!

[DeathbeastGregar]

0:03 So much for being a pinhead.

[PsychedelicDoggeh]

My favorite episode, indeed.

[izzzzy09]

pause at 0:08

[kitty101371]

Patricks first hair cut

[SegaMario]

0:22 IBIBIBLUBLBLBLBLB

[TheCptnSQUASH]

Press 0 repeatedly.

[Foxhound67]

This is what Patrick says when he is going to rape someone

[McShaggswell]

@Foxhound67 Yeah. That's what I say when I'm about to rape someone too. Not "Screaming will get you nowhere" but "Hot Wings" 

[qwertyuiop123456168]

@Foxhound67 yea, I also say Hot wings before I rape someone

[jbposters018]

Pause at 0:03 lol

[TimberWolves20001]

Press 1,3, and 7 to hurt patrick.

[plum741]

Hahahaha!! I've never laughed so hard XP

[trainor0]

hahahaha

[SSJ5SonGohan1]

Tell that to Naruto characters... or Bleach characters... or MY FIST! :D

[Beriorn]

Tell that do the Dovahkiin.

[DarkFangRyukai]

Patrick was the show. 

[axelrules1231]

press 3= bitch slap :)

[darksociety1000]

hot wings



[fasterbass123]

at 0:11, i thought he was dirty dan?

[InMyWorld10]

Tell that to Ryu u no? the guy who cries hii-rrr---duukkeen!!

[LordUrias2]

He was about to say "pussy".

[scorpion6782]

Unless you're the dragonborn

[smellycatwatching]

Age 5 While watching this episode: HAH!

Age 13: HAHAHAHAHAH!

I am unlike normal teens .______.

[blop202]

Did Patrick get circumcised! XD

[MegaShrooom]

too violent for kids xDD

[Mryesify]

0:04 TANK!!!!!!! 0:09 Demacia!!!!!

[PolarSmoke]

tell that to the dovakin...

[MrProtoshroom]

blot the screen and you will get a rape scene

[SnaiIster]

0:06 Ouch.

[boomboom9373]

at 0:18 it looks like hes licking his crotch..if thts possible...XD

[MrBlinkme101]

Hot wings

[bearoyay]

I dont know screaming got patrick pretty far.

[EV0Ltage]

WHAT F***IN PLUGIN?

[PatRICKStar577]

Did he?

[rilstark1999]

thats wut the rapest said.

[andytran551]

@rilstark1999 OF Course

[xD1CE]

Love the slow-mo.

[Eb0nyfoxxiBubbleg0th]

Rape

[TheXplosion9]

@ianemmanueldenson So true

[goyiehpaurhpaiw]

Who'r you calling Pinhead?

[ChristieTaylorSardo]

did u win? dough! ohlololololl!!! X_X

[Mrpenguin661]

thats going on my wall 0:26

[Dealwithitdog]

DAT FACE

[roman11777]

Screaming got patrick all the way across sandy's yard.

[KINGTIGER118]

Did you win? XD

[Gidy800]

@liamjamse No, Tell a DBZ character that

[788cami]

AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!

[TheHyperkid97]

0:00-0:02, Sounds like rape talk O_O

[ash09er5]

Patrick's face at 0:03 is priceless

[BratzRMii]

Screaming will get you nowhere but your mom.

[UNOWNBX]

Tell that to Dovahkiin...

[RockLeeSaga5]

Ha ha nice:p

[prescott231233]

Add blood and this will be perfect

[scarypuffle]

35mins later at dragon ball z

Patrick: screaming will get u nowhere!

Goku:...

Patrick: see i told y.....

Goku: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!! and that kids is why u never tell a dragon ball Z charecter that!

[PinkWolfieLove]

....Thats what she said

[WilliamCheah88]

0:28 MIND. BLOWN.

[PrettyPrincess2614]

Man, I miss the old episodes!!! Now Spongebob is all fruity and gross -.-

[SpongeWoody]

Press 1:for partrick holding a bat.

[bLaDeZnsNiPeZ]

press 1 for patrick getting his head ripped off press 2 for sandy drewling on patrick's microscopic mind press 3 for patrick's spanking press 4 for patrick's girlfriend press 5 for patrick telling god which piece of chicken he wants press 6 for patrick's real scream press 7 for sandy's awesome psychic force on patrick press 8 for an instant replay press 9 for patrick playing with his favorite baby toy press 10 to see if you are stupid

[LPSbeautiful]

It Wont? OwO

[Retrofanatic10]

You cut out :

Sandy : Which one of you fellers is the REAL dirttty dan!

Patrick: ...uh....I am? ( slap )

[yankeesmlb09]

Easily enough, as Patrick was screaming, he was actually traveling, meaning that screaming does get you somewhere. :D

[808Clutch]

HAWT WINGZ

[Radazexe]

Now say that to a dragonborn.

[SuperPotatoLand]

Dragon Ball Z

[santafebnsf]

inb4 SUPERMARIOGALAXYS subscribers invade the comments

[thgehawk141]

one time i screamed in a guy's face, and it got me somewhere: the other side of the building

[michaeljackson726]

DEAD

[Badhumor2013]

That's how my girlfriend acts when she's on her period.

[catwomen61]

0:13 Why is this not a meme?!

[catwomen61]

Where's the leak, ma'am?

[iuiman1]

0:04 sandy dribbling into patricks head

[Kemonokami]

0:08 - Why isn't this a meme yet?

[katsikisj]

did you win? *get hit with wood* BLAKGFSDLKFBSADFLDSBFBSDBJLFAS­BDFALBJSF

[IdealMushroomKing]

0:22 is my fav part,spongebob will never be the same as it used to be

[Aria21DIGGY]

0:00 Funny Face of patrick when he say Screaming

[ianemmanueldenson]

Tell a dragon ball z character that

[ericnrivers]

@ianemmanueldenson lol, funniest comment i've seen all week. :)

[PitDogDX]

@ianemmanueldenson CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM­MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM­MMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!­!

[WalkthroughsMadeEasy]

thats the last thing you hear before you get raped

[Mauro1897]

0:21 best sounds ever :DD HRLHRLBRLBRLBRLBRLLRLBRLBRHR

[TheSman515]

If you can't win with reason, go with volume

[EmoFrenzy101]

Older spongebob episodes were way better.....

[TheWaffleFanClub]

press 1 to get patrick's forehead ripped off :P

[TheWaffleFanClub]

i feel bad for the kids who think today's spongebob is the original... -__-

[youcouldbeme2020]

But in one episode he said "Just do what I do when I have problems:SCREAM!!"

[demp123gig]

"Did you win?"

"No".

"Fuck you."

"o_o"

[sonet24]

Screaming does get you somewhere.

[metaltera86]

Everytime you see sandy drooling, i always think that the drool is going inside Patrick's head lol

[ladybug8988]

screaming will get u hot wings...ahhhhhh!

[blacklegend805]

Did you win ? :D

[SteveJawbs]

@MrDavidivad They'd also have semen all over their bodies.

[Taila1999]

if you see a spider or a different scary bug, just remember what patrick taught you, "screaming will get you nowhere"

[chicken7085]

@Taila1999 hahhahahahahhahahahahhaa

[Taila1999]

DIDYOU WIN ??

LOL i lovee patrick <3

[Taila1999]

hot wings xD

[chicken7085]

@Taila1999 yum yum

[Taila1999]

@chicken7085 lol yummy (=

[penpluin]

did u win?

[Big12189]

HOT WINGS.

[tmzissupergay]

pause at 8 seconds exactly

[YukoCute]

THIS IS MERCILESS XD XD

[koolkool994]

0:03 PERRY THE PLATYPUS

[pfp215]

Seasons 1, 2, 3 were the bomb. A few funny episodes since then but the offbeat, creative humor of the golden seasons went out the window a long time ago. I wish they'd return to the animation style(s) of seasons 1-3.

[and4077]

online grenade throwers in 30 seconds.

[Aria21DIGGY]

Hot wings

[StrawberryDreamsPony]

Pause at 8 seconds, laugh for hours

[ShadowBlade405]

Press 7 for patrick getting hit in the head

[gonzalez108]

Jesus Christ!! how do you live after your forehead just got ripped off!

[Dedalwedal]

the end XDDD

[fankyfashionmonkey]

screaming will get you no-.....

[MacPhobia]

Screaming AND hollering, however, WILL get you somewhere

[AmbieNZOfficial]

press 1 for epic patrick face :D

[beckyboom001]

sandy:*throws patrick*

patrick:i can fly!

[q19q19q19q19]

if it was a new spongebob, spongebob and patrick would be crying and screaming their heads off while some disgusting veins and tendons are showing on patrick's head and sandy would have even more bloodshot eyes and look twenty times as gross as she does now. and all the funny jokes would be ripped from the episode.

[SunMoonStars1111]

@q19q19q19q19 so true

[DisneyBlackJet]

@q19q19q19q19 I'm laughing.Your comment is true!