Teddy Ruxpin Commercial

[Diplomatica36]

I had one haha!

[CaptainGoofysstash]

The very first TR commercial when I was 17, and the world fell in love. EVERYONE, child AND adult, wanted one. I wanted one myself, but could never afford him.

That may finally change this week...

[girlgarde]

Betcha most of the viewers of this video only came here because of the Nostalgia Critic! LOL

[2bdic]

I had a Teddy Ruxpin when i was growing up, he wold talk all the time.......sometime without the batteries.....It's a good thing that priest was living with us...............While Teddy was attacking the priest we were able to escape!!!!!

[MissRandomIsRandom]

I thought this thing was creepy. Then I saw the Nostalgia Critic's Halloween special, and it got even creepier. XD

[Br3ana2008]

That bear looks like it will come alive and kill you in your sleep

[Mandi7882]

@Br3ana2008 - LOL! But the thing is..oh...some26 or 27 years later...there is no doubt with the advance in technology he will. Teddy is now capable of running your house, using your iphone and driving your car. This was only the beginning.... :)

[amyntut]

4 batteries not included... CHEAP FUCKS !!

[KENNYMAN1983]

HA HA! I actually had one of these when I was a little kid!

[fairymairah]

@KENNYMAN1983 LOL me too :D ! ! ! ! !

[drskeletorable]

I had one of these when I was like six or so, found it again when I was in junior high. I you think it's creepy when it's playing the tape it came with, you should see what happens when you play Nevermind or Ill Communication. Creepy as all hell.

[TheThreadshitter]

What if, like, the bear started levitating. That would so weird.

[4JBrewer]

when I first saw this commercial in the 70's, I thought, "Oh my God! Audio-Animatronics for the home market! Sweet!!"

[WebVManReturns]

Kids of today don't need a talking bear for story telling. They can just visit YouTube.

[XlovexOxpeaceX]

Teddy Rapist

[SuperSaiyanPikachu1]

my mom had one of these and she told me she took the batteries out and it still talked and spin its eyes (true story) she got rid of it because it was scary

[totalrandomcrap]

@SuperSaiyanPikachu1 The 4 batteries were not included because they were not needed!

[SuperSaiyanPikachu1]

@totalrandomcrap ok bro she still got rid of it

[KaijuWarlordKing]

I HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN YOU, CRITIC!

[LauraLovesAlmanzo]

imagine if the kids just started screaming and the teacher was like DEVIL!.. and hits it with a bat :D

[izthemovie]

@LauraLovesAlmanzo I'd love that. lol 

[oOW1LL14MOo]

0:13 they used to say how many are  not included LOL now "batteries not included"

[FulIMetalJacket]

Can't we just play with Teddy Ruxpin instead?

After I fuck you in the butt, get some head, bust a nut, get some rest,

The next day my mother said what the fucks up with this kid?! :)

[CillyChaosCookie]

THIS IS THE BEAR FROM PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 3 !!! D;

[MissGlamarellaaa]

the little boy was too cute. made me wanna cry :(

[collegeman1988]

Precursor to the Cuddle Crew Bears in Visioneers.

[TheYoNate]

Teacher: OK, time for show and tell.

Kid: This is Teddy Ruxphin. This is what happens if U put in a metal rock tape. ( puts it in)

Toy ( sings very loud): Aaaaaahhh!!!! AND U WILL DAAAAAH!!!!!!!

Teacher: Oh.. My god! (takes toy and throws it out the window)

Kid: Aww, come on!

Students: I think we'll want one to rock out!

[ChrisMolyneaux93]

"I HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN ABOUT YOU, CRITIC!!!"

"AAH!" *changes channel*

"CRITIC!!!"

"AAAHHH!!" *changes channel*

[brandonefron2064]

Rockett's Camp Adventures is way more better than this shit.

[goodolarchie]

I put in the wrong tape and Teddy Ruxpin beat the shit out of mom

[shortyluvs1311]

I dont exactly remembr havin tht bear, but i kno i did, but i now hav flash bacs of his creepy little eyes

[oMOTHo]

0:18 Brainwashed.

[Joecbg100]

"I HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN ABOUT YOU, CRITIC!!"

[tdickensheets]

I had Teddy Ruxpin made W.O.W., Yes! Ent, Backpack Toys Inc.

[brandonefron2064]

@tdickensheets Backpack Toys was the worst toy manufacturer compared to Mattel's Girl Tech and Hasbro's Tiger Electronics.

[shogunzac]

It's the dancing bears face :P

[JeromeNeal1]

Is that Meg Ryan playing the Teacher??



[072972ification]

@JeromeNeal1 Yes it is the one from When Harry Met Sally.

[brandonefron2064]

@072972ification but Ryan went to do future projects such as Anastasia and French Kiss.

[AvEryBadApPLe]

Coolest bear from the 80's.

[eefree89]

God, that thing is creepy. And the strange British guy doing the narration only makes it worse!

[mrmariofull]

AH THE DEVIl

[theoddestchannel]

Nostalgia critic's fear!!!

[gregory462]

I fukn owned teddy Ruxpin He was awesome unfortuntally i droped him well trieng to escape a brush fire and teddy lays there to this day Burnt to a crisp,,, Wow what a trip!!!

[vicbrad06]

I use to have a Teddy Ruxpin...=)))

[DaDeRyAn12]

I taught my Teddy Ruxpin to say ''Fuck'' by putting Tourettes Guys voice on tape XD

[jordyash]

aww I remember teddy ruxpin!!!

[visor109]

"I really enjoying talking to people!  "I would like....someone.......tooooooo rrrreeeepppplllaaaccceee myyyyy battttteeerrrriiieeeesss!"

[dynospectrum]

I pulled the mouth off of my teddy ruckspin when I first got it. I still have it.

[fronkentine]

AWWWWW!!!!! (sniffle sniffle) thats so sweet!!!!!

[Neko3Noskire]

i had one of those. it was creepy as soon as it started breaking down

[MrAllenc79]

The 80's was such a great decade for toys! I miss being a kid sometimes.

[bcount1]

Don't trust it, it looks evil.

[sointex]

The description for the video OWNS. lmao

[ThorGoLucky]

Hurray for furry tape players. :)

[mktillg]

Awesome...I still have my mom's, and her old Teddy Ruxpin storybook, too.

[Teddytheteddybear]

"I haven't forgotten about you Critic!"

[tinkerbell1129mew]

i had him and grubby too. i also had a VHS tape of him too! i miss him.

[Belthaz0rzReloaded]

Yeah once the bear opened it's mouth I'd make fun of him even more

[DoubleVisionandco]

I seen this commercial for the first time watching Garfields halloween special when I was a kid in 1986. My older brother James seen this and he says "You believe that? listen to all those kids saying yeah,, talk about brain washing!" lol.

Then he said "Hi! My name is Teddy Roachclip,, can you and I be friends? I really enjoy getting high with people,, I would like to smoke a joint with you" lol.

[shane80s]

i love my teddy ruxpin :) thanks for upload

[EP1KCAMPER]

THE DEVIL!

[mcgevnm]

So...what, after he put the batteries in the bear he ceased to be lame? I question the classroom's dedication to bullying and alienation.

[MeriiKiyo]

That kid has one hell of an accent. And why are those kids so mesmerized? Is he turning them into his evil army of the night?

[SaiyanLady]

I had one of those!

[carnifex2005]

KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!

[9malls]

HAL 9000

[BelatedCommiseration]

My God...the evil of this bear is palpable! I mean just look when he starts talking. A room full of ordinary chattering and bored kids suddenly become gormless, open mouthed drones ready to obey this bears every whim and pleasure! I'm surprised we don't live in a Ruxpin dictatorship by now! Maybe he pulls the strings these days. I wouldn't be surprised if he was behind the Bush presidency. In fact, if you squint, Dick Cheney looks like a grown, embittered and evil Ruxpin with glasses.

[TheLOVEROFANDOMSTUFF]

THAT demaind.I agree with the nastoligic crtic

[keshalashay]

I remember this bear, my friend brought it to school one day when we was in the second grade. That bear gave me the creeps. lol

[tomascontreras11]

i Was watching I Love the 80's 1986 and Hal sparks said that he went to a hearing of Teddy ruxpin cause of one of his cassette's weren't working and when they would play it with out the tape teddy would be sending out subliminal messages to children Saying "you hate your family,Tonight you are going to kill them" To me that's brainwashing children into becoming Serial Killers so Yes Teddy is Demonic and is the DEVIL!!!!!!!

[drakeTM1]

pedo-bear: The early years.

[classicsonic91]

AAAH! THE DEVIL!

[DRpepperking4life]

@classicsonic91 hahaha

[webkinzfan00]

@classicsonic91 I HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN YOU, CRITIC!

[chrismaster1]

I remember reading that Teddy Ruxpin became TV Teddy later on

[jojfan27]

zomgg its the first pedo bear ever!!!!!!

[supermarioaj]

ahh its the devil

[pixiegarza]

Okay first I would like to say I had one of these and it was the shit! Second... FUCK those kids in the class room.. yawning at that poor child... it's fucking show and tell so sit there and shut up and let the kid talk.... damn... fuck brats!

[rosepedal911]

these things are worth a fortune now...

[gm9903]

I wonder how many of these are in Jerry Sandusky's garage.

[luckysod04]

It's HypnoBear!!!!!!!!!!

[Blackavar1988]

hey that thing plays in the new paranormal movie!!!

[Littlemissflygurl101]

omfg saw him paranormal activity 3

[Littlemissflygurl101]

omf saw him paranormal activity 3

[mikkygurl13]

omg the bear from paranormal activity

[LyleVertigo]

I remember having one of these as a kid.

I would hump the stuffing outta it.

[bofo85]

just saw this and i never thought it would bring me to tears for some reason. nostalgia probably. i used to have a Teddy Ruxpin when i was little. it was re-released a few years ago i remember. my parents bought one at Costco because he reminded them of me. i'll be sure to give it a play when i go home for Thanksgiving.

[creativedoof]

@bofo85 Dude, your parents are f**king awesome to do that. My parents would probably NEVER do that for me and I'm gonna be 30 in a few weeks and I used to have a Teddy Ruxpin too.

[cutietucious]

Aww I felt so bad for the little boy cause cause no one was paying any attention to him: (

[babygfeva]

I miss mine...I haven't seen him since I was like 5 or something..lol

[howdy131]

I am 26 and I STILL want one!

[tweetyboo66]

OMFG that was the best freakin teddy bear. I had one it was the best ever

[BansheeMilk]

Teddy wouldn't have been allowed to carry 2-XL's luggage back in the day.

[corinanov]

0:13 That black girl is like, "Oh to the snap!". Of course that phrase didn't exist yet, but the physical reaction was there.

[Xcyper33]

They didn't finished his sentence. He really said: "I would like TO KILL YOU ALL, AND EAT YOUR SOULS WHERE I WILL TORTURE YOU FOR ETERNITY, DIE!"

[imchonny]

OMFG ITS GOING TO KILL ME ITS GOING TO CUT MY BALLS OUT AND MAKE ME EAT IT Help HELP!!!

[Onewa80]

@imchonny

WTFWWWKWIWKILOL

[tisakson]

I remember this! I don't remember the teacher being so hot though!

[Drowning69coil]

AHH THE DEVIL!!!!

[getmario64]

Nostalgic Critic and Paranormal Activity 3 brought you here!

[CrackaShnappah]

@getmario64 No, the commercial for Perfection did. Dumb fok, I'll poke you out, buddy.

[abcdefghujklmnopqrus]

@getmario64 Nope.. Paranormal Activity sucks, sorry. Its this decade's Blair Witch Project.

[fronkentine]

@getmario64

actually..... a mon chi chi commercial brought ME here!!!!

[theblacksheep1000]

@getmario64 yep! thats weird 

[kiiimiko]

0:10 - brb My heart is breaking

[Helaw0lf]

Who thinks they should bring Teddy Ruxpin back?

[JessyBee1313]

@Helaw0lf they brought it back a few years ago but it didn't sell

[TheThomasmoon]

I put a Metallica tape in Teddy Ruxpin it wasn't rated g

[BubbaBlackMetal]

@TheThomasmoon Wow dude, your comment put me in stitches...

[Pokefreak493]

The Nostalgia Critic disliked this video on 11 accounts.

[SweatyBunghole2468]

I MISS TEDDY RUXPIN!!! TAG TOY EVER

[MexicanTops]

come dream me to nigth

[kgpatrick21]

When this fucker would start running out of batteries, it would sound like satan

[SammEater]

@kgpatrick21

Really, sounds funny (in a very veeeery creepy way :P).

[Noizemaze4]

I STILL REMEMBER YOU CRITIC !!!!!!

[ChampionOnion64]

This is how you hypnotise classrooms full of little school children? If Pedobear ever got together with this thing it would be hell for children.

[TheFunkyTheist]

Teddy Ruxpin was born with a dick in his brain LOL

[brackend25]

@TheFunkyTheist HAHAHAHA! Your INSANE

[emekonen]

I had one as a kid and I punched his eye out for f***king with my sammy hagar record.

[MrZinkle]

paranormal activity 3

[Garthug]

I always wondered if you could put a metallica tape, or a dr. dre cassette in Teddy, and he would sing the lyrics? lol

[Galactatech]

could it only tell stories from those tapes or was there only one, or could it play anystory book tape?

[areahisawesome]

i miss my teddy ruxpin :(

[pjsmitty83]

Yeah I had one, and the Alf version. Fucking 80's.

[GrabbinSomeHAX]

OMFG CUTEST KIDS EVERRRR!!!!

[spideyman2099]

AHHHH it's the devil!

[ExoticSugar]

The Dancing Bear?

[zentopia7]

I'll bet the guy who did the voice for that thing is a child molester.... creepy!

[chobo500]

I haven't forgotten you critic!

[VerifiedNiceGuy]

Now tell you you never got a rock tape and played it in the bear?

[colombnBAMBAM]

pedobear's first appearance...

[klesks8686]

@colombnBAMBAM

i had that thing when i was a kid and it NEVER touched me. Although, it did make me touch it once.

[eternallyfateful]

They remade Teddy a couple years ago. I have a one of the new ones. It takes cartridges.

[TheInstantClassic1]

Teddy Ruxpin: YOUR MOTHER PLAYS CARD GAMES IN HELL!!!!

[TryphenaShell1]

I had one of these when I was a kid and I took the eyeballs out!

[ArtisticPropaganda]

Where are these kids from? New Jersey?

"Ah Netha bea?"

"-This is my Teddy Rawxpin. He tawlkes..."

[quasiquasi111]

My interpretation:

(0:20) "Can you and I be friends?"

"Yes Master"

It's like they're hypnotised!! Children of the Corn or something!

[AbyssAudio]

is that Pedo Bear?

[Chibiality]

Aww, I miss my Teddy Ruxpin. I still have the storybook that came with him, but he's long gone :c

[efxman]

"Hi! I'm Teddy Ruxpin and I'm going to kill you."

[sonnyboa]

I used to have one of these!

[JordanM246]

feel sorry for the kid :(

[august234]

i used to have that lol

[skylilly1]

When Teddy was losing battery strength, Teddy became the voice from the closet. Teddy was ok for daytime, but at night it was a different story. The first time I heard that slow painful devil voice and droopy eyes, that was it, Teddy had to go, out of the house, and quickly into the trash.. a sigh of relief after trash pick-up.

[Onewa80]

@skylilly1

HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA I CANT STOP LAUGHING

SOOOO TRUE

[LaughingMan9000]

@skylilly1 lol

[wolverine1782]

@skylilly1 LMAO

[THELASTREDMAGE]

I miss my teddy ruxpin. <=(

[TheMagmagoblin]

I hate this faggot.

[LadyMiroku]

Scariest. Toy. EVER.

And my parents had the nerve to get me one for Christmas when I was, like, 5. I threw that bitch in the closet, and didn't look at it until we moved out of our old house and I threw it away.

[wiithepeople2]

@LadyMiroku Check out the Creepy Ass Doll over there >>>

[thedavetrain]

@LadyMiroku I had the exact same experience with furby! Same story, different generation.

[LadyMiroku]

@thedavetrain I don't even want to talk about Furby. Wanted one so badly. Got one for Christmas, scared shitless? Into the closet you go, Nu-No.

[chobo500]

AAHH! THE DEVIL!!!

[CatStevensAndClaudia]

I wanted one so badly but never had one! PS I remeber this commercial like it was yesterday!

[timpriddy73]

HE TAWKS

[FelicityA30]

I wonder if they could make teddy ruxpin now but w/ cd's instead of tapes? if he'd be as popular now as when i was a kid. I all ways wanted one but never got one. I bet it was creepy when the tape player broke and started eating the tape!

[Altimadark]

@FelicityA30 CDs? Why not just give him an Aux input so you can plug in your DVDs?

[Altimadark]

@Altimadark Derp, I meant MP3 player.

[barf245]

@Altimadark his eyes could project the image to the wall =P

[Sam1nNj]

well, guess teddy ruxbin showed those kids

[MyJunior1975]

I remember when I was younger, I put in Janet Jackson's "Control" cassette into a Teddy Ruxpin bear that a family friend owned. That little bastard creeped me out singing "Funny How Time Flies (When You're Having Fun)", LMAO!!!

[coolchillrock]

The music and the kid's voice. This commercial accually makes me sad.

[inuyashaarc]

@coolchillrock hahahah, I remember when I did the same but I popped in Private Joy, by Prince..

[coolchillrock]

@inuyashaarc I think you accientally replied to the wrong person.

[inuyashaarc]

@inuyashaarc I really did, ^_^ my mistake

[Little2Miss8PiggyPoo]

HAHA My aunt had one of those and she put HEAVY METAL in those XDDD

[Jwbagz21]

It'e the PedoBear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[slick1hit]

that bear is scary

[SHMADLAD4]

@diesmali , Omg same xD My older brother had one and he kept scaring me with it.

[Altimadark]

I HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN ABOUT YOU, CRITIC.

[res20stupid]

@Altimadark CRITIC!!

[SigurdHeathen]

ALL HAIL THE HYPNOBEAR

[potsticker11]

If you look at Teddy Ruxpin directly in the eye, it eats away at your soul.

[kimloveslp]

why would this toy be scary?

[Justs0MEGUY11]

my brother had this and gave it to me...his eye was popping out...now my child hood is all fucked up..

[starfire469]

THUMBS UP IF NOSTALGIA CRITIC BROUGHT YOU HERE

[The3ninjakids]

They Cut off the Rest of Teddy's Speech at 0:24 Becauase he said: I Would like to kill you!