Omelet for Obama part 2

[m48a5patton]

I wonder if Obama has seen this video?

[vivesuvida]

you need help, my 6 year old can cook better than you. he at least knows proper safety precautions. and knows how to clean up... can i come clean your house? please?

[hazardouzCup]

@vivesuvida You must be a woman.

[omlp]

Okay im new here, why is there a bathroom in his kitchen? why does he make omlettes out of eggshells? why is everything so messy?

[LastActionCowboy]

@omlp because this guy doesn't give a fuck, he knows whats going on.

[Trollfacer]

Does he do this on purpose, like does he actually think this is how you cook? if so, this is kind of depressing.

[poplug]

Lost it when he took his spoon from the toaster

[theretardedbeggar]

In the emergency of a pot fire,

Open the window,

If possible, scoop up snow then swear alot.

Put pot in bathtub and put water in it.

Proceed to stir omlet with toaster spoon.

[SlayingRager]

3:29 WHOA WTF???????? HOLY SHIT!!!!!

[jogiff]

He has a raging grease fire and he continues to film with one hand.

That's dedication.

[BiNeko]

I totally called that grease fire. :D

[cebass879]

i think he confused egg whites with egg shells

[confettiembolism666]

maybe obama would be having a better presidency if he'd had a better omelet

[sonicblew]

3:29, thank me later

[sun26]

I feel sad for him. :'((

[Jinkzilla]

I want to believe that this is some elaborate setup and there isn't some poor soul actually living like this.....

[zakubabyboy]

@Jinkzilla he definitely need professional psychiatic help and assist living. I worry about his safety at the same time I share his joy and enthuthiasm for cooking.

[DGGaming]

DID YOU

DID YOU SERIOUSLY

WHA

DID YOU SERIOUSLY JUST TAKE AN OPEN FLAME AND PUT IT ON THE GROUND IN YOUR HOUSE, WALK AWAY TO TURN OFF THE TV, AND COME BACK? WHAT THE FUCK

[DarkLai5544x]

Is he?....Wtf?....the shells? really? *dies*

[kevinyankee2]

Wasted a couple of good eggs!

[bbbbbb222222]

hahaha, Masao probably read omelettes recipes on the internet. He didn't realise that "whites" is the gooy stuff and not the shell. The soft stuff after crushing the shell is the skin that covers the egg, it is not shell softened. Hahaha

[SuperOnasi]

I imagine this was similar to cavemen's initial discovery of fire.

[TheEverandever]

What the hell is he doing with those egg shells?! WHAT? WHY IS HE CRUSHING THEM?! OHGOD DON'T EAT THAT

[Lilliana1981]

@TheEverandever He thinks that those are the egg-whites... -.- I can´t believe it myself! This has to be fake, right...? RIGHT?!? Please!!!!

[nborton]

The toaster is the ideal place to keep spoons.

[helllajennifer]

his apartment is fucking disgusting 

[ttwilightzzone]

lmfao

[u2bist]

After the grease fire it was actually pretty pointless. 

[u2bist]

Started out funny but the eggshell joke went way too long. Good effort though. The filthy apartment is fantastic.

[kristonio17]

@u2bist Unfortunately, it's not a joke. If you watch any of his other videos you can quickly see he is deadly serious. His account was pulled awhile ago and fans have reposted his videos...I hope he's ok. His monologues are just strange enough that I hope he has family or friends looking out for him.

[TheEverandever]

@kristonio17 He has a new account actually - youtube.com/user/masaoHF

[TheDive99]

looks delish!

[fslpoon]

This guy really HATES Obama

[sekki108]

my question is, how in the hell has this man not burned down his house yet?

[blutfrosch]

jesus your apartment is a huge mess

[Gunfulker27]

>doesn't know what a flashpoint is

[anemone9]

I dreamed last night that I was cooking and started a grease fire.

Thanks a lot, Masao.

[elementz1986]

Why is this guy living by himself? Surprised he hasn't burned his house down.

[jruwing87]

cool, didn'T know plinkett got his own cooking show :D

[iDaruma]

Pan is on fire. Oh, I'd better go turn off the TV.

[TheToolSound]

Good quality omelet.

[sporky69]

this place reminds me of joes apartment! I'm surprised you know how to use a video camera!

[owlnoms]

*pot catches fire* What in the world is this?

[TheGNUfan]

@owlnoms Masaokis invented fire, be thankful.

[OpakeArawra2]

everytime i'm heating oil in any pan just by itself, i think of this video.

[Midgert89]

This man needs to be in Hell's Kitchen or some other cooking show.

[kisftw]

Holy shit. Did he just walk outside and put out fire with snow? This man, is a fucking legend. Where the fuck does he live.

[ryju1]

@kisftw QUEBEC LA TABARNAC

[kisftw]

@ryju1 I want to go hang out at his pad. Someone wanna give me a ride?

[mdakkak]

This isn't funny. This man needs serious mental health care.

[mdakkak]

I don't think this is funny. This man needs help. He has serious problems.

[sephyr242]

Schizophrenia's one hell of a mental illness.

[ChefBrian21]

You're not supposed to keep oil in the fridge! :/

[CombatWorld123]

I feel embarrassed to be watching this shit, somebody put this cunt out of his misery

holy fuck

[BirmzWeedhead]

@CombatWorld123 Leave him alone! He is a great cook, can't you hear the classical music in the back? That helps him do his mighty work.

[LiamNeesonsDick]

@CombatWorld123

The only miserable cunt I see here is you.

Kill yourself.

[loriziell]

Good thing he didn't pour water on that pot.

It would have been really really terrible.

[MujerWOW]

And here I've been throwing out the egg shells for no good reason.

[nachoking54]

Egg whites. Egg... shells?

[Lazuras88]

this guy needs his own show on Food Network

[prankster163]

Im 12 and what is this?

[Dzakovich000]

This pretty much sums up Obama's presidency so far...

[nicha112]

When I was 14 I burned our kitchen down with oil.

IT'S ALL COMING BACK TO ME..

[Switch620]

How is masao still alive >.>;

[Fuhgl]

I love how the pot burst into flames just as Obama was sworn in.

[karenSH182]

you're crazy man!

[bonerhone]

This is obviously just a trailer for the new Tommy Wiseau movie that's coming out soon.

[NNNUTZ]

@bonerhone i think the spoon in the toaster was a hint....

SPOOOOOOONNNSSS!!!!!!!

[imgordonfreeman]

@bonerhone oh hai smoke.. oh hai burning pot.... oh hai fire engulfing room... oh hai death...

[11bsims]

ideally it should become a cream!

[ilackedtheheart]

It's just fucking oil!

Man, good thing he has free health care. I would worry about infection. Especially if he was in that environment.

[Rogzy]

At least the oil caught fire before he threw the water and egg whites in there.

[MrNinjaboy7]

i love how he tries again! :D

[TheAdmiral]

I love that extinguishing technique. Fire extinguishers are for amateurs, he's using nature's own method like a real man.

[yusufsheth]

i am confus

[budda0165]

why the heck is he whisking egg shells, what the frick is wrong with this idiot, im so angry and confused right now, why do people link me this crap!

[drshoggothshow]

@budda0165 You're an idiot who doesn't know how to cook and your comment proves this.

[06hatter]

I need a spoon to um...whoa whaddefuck?! Holy shit! What in the world...is this?

[MurraySkull]

I love how the oil bursting into flame seems to confuse and fascinate him more than alarm him.

[taylorlover345]

um...wow......

[notatestuser]

nice crocs

[Basketballbat]

"its just fucking oil maaan"

[Annaleebie]

The SA stands for Something Awful, doesn't it? Haven't even been on that website in years but it's pretty obvious.

[endlessgreg]

I don't know if turning the tv off would have been my first priority.

[endlessgreg]

I heard that if you put some lemon, y'know, around, it's going to like, acidify the stuff, but, ideally, it should become like a cream or something, y'know?

[bluesruley2k]

I need to get me one of dem egg-white whisking machines! egg-whites are so difficult to eat whole....

[knuckles31312]

Oh Dear Christ!!!! LMFAO!!! ALOL!!! When That Pot Caught Fire I Thought I Was Gonna Die Of Laughter!!!

[NiirahKat]

The goo IS the egg whites, dumbass!! LOLOMG

[r33r00]

WHO THE FUCK DARED TO DISLIKE A MASAO VIDEO?!

You should be ASHAMED!

[clevershark]

This boggles the mind. Not only does this guy not know anything about food or cooking or sanitation, he seems to completely lack any sort of common sense whatsoever, you know, the stuff that we as animals instinctively know.

[TheLostGuitarist]

did he open a portal to hell in his pot?

[twilightawakening]

@TheLostGuitarist hahahahahahhaha

[jhiller21]

I love how he runs back to lock the door so he can prevent anyone from stealing his valued possessions, lol

[reefermadne55]

egg shells...really???

[pipsicles]

This is so unbelievably funny, this guy has some very serious misunderstandings about a lot of simple things its amazing.

[SAAisar]

I love how goes back to mixing his "omelette" even after the fire, burning himself, and inhaling smoke.

[immortalass]

i cannot think of a single thing i would be comfortable with having this guy do for me.

[ConcealRise]

A functional whisk!

A pity: the shells are tough

Grind them on the floor

Meanwhile, the pot smokes

Look at it burn! Uh, no, don't-

He grabbed the handles.

Extinguished in snow

A scalding end to the show

That oil's packing heat!

[DissonanceEngineer]

In his defense, who knew oil would burn so well?

[cloudxxx33]

I dont think this whole situation is serv-safe lmao

[abigbadzebra]

I don't know what to say, but this is funny and sad at the same time!!

[cokehead1969]

I'm not familiar with the kind of...thing I'm seeing

[Apoc897]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS.

[Ersatzbee]

this is the best thing I've seen in a long time

[SnapImaX]

Write a comment on this webzone if you want a omeletroll!

[Paladin312]

The best part is when he decides to turn off the TV while the pot is on fire.

[Microwavish]

this is my favorite video on youtube

[TalksWithDirt]

This is an act staged in an abandoned house .... right?

[GT4604]

@TalksWithDirt nobody who was making a joke would grab a burning pot with bare hands

[ColostomyBag]

This man is a genius.

[schumacherenator]

BACHELOR 4 LYFE

[HavocTehRaven]

6:56

"H...how da fuck did this happen man. It's just oil."

could not stop laughing.

[NeverLostYou]

@HavocTehRaven

Olive oil has a low smoking point. It catches on fire pretty quick

[Wigglesquid]

I LIKE HORSE COCKS

[Wigglesquid]

What a badass. He picked that pot up by ONE HAND while there was an oil fire going.

[MadMinotaur]

This is high calcium too, I'm definately making this next time I'm hungry

[Nechronic]

I don't know how to cook but I think I know how to not set my kitchen on fire.

[joemo9999]

lol...

[Sporegasm]

5/5 goon master cook

[Nick964]

thank god, i thought i would never see this video again