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  • Bite me. No I mean it bite me

  • Twilight was meant to be a thing kinda like Romeo and Juliet only they both don't die. All they do is make out and Edward sucks Bellas tit......blood.

  • Twilight dick

  • BITE ME!!!

  • fuck twilight....

  • hello every one forgets underworld those vamps are fuckin awesome

  • I think its all a matter of what kinda vampire you like. We have the classic, and the new. The classics are all the same, the new are not. You wont find many movies with blood crazy vamps, but you can still find them. You can still find a lot of verisons. I read all the time. That is where you will find them, books. I can find any kinda vampire. I can't say they will they will all be blood crazy, but one always is. I CAN'T say that it will be love story free, but it will not be the main focus.

  • Somebody needs to get laid...

  • okay i got no problem with a bit romance in movies, there are always some love in movies like lord of the rings, star wars and so on. but twilight? i mean the story sounds like a 12 year old girl has written it. and they totally destroyed the whole vampire thing with vampire walking in sunlight and sparkles. i actually watched the movie cus i thought it was going to be a bit actionm but in the whole movie there was just one scene that lasted like 4 min that was actually action -.-

  • Then don't watch TWILIGHT YOU SUCK!!!

  • There shud be more vamp muvys of epi horrerness :) tlilight is good 2 but i like mor action in muvys man

  • Every vampires story has a love story in it, Bram Stocker's Dracula (the one Directed by Francis Ford Coppola) is about Dracula's love for his dead girlfriend, for example... but they were LOVE stories, Dracula was in love with Elisabeta for centuries, she was not a girl he just met. Twilight doen't make sence... Miss old vampires movies.

  • People Stephenie Meyer was just trying something new and yes maybe it got out of hand but that is life just deal with it. Thumbs up if you agree.

  • go see what Hellsing is and then talk about vampires

  • F**k Vampires! GO BLADE!

  • Most vampires are ok.. But twilight.Because they don't follow any key lore what so ever plus they fucking sparkle , they are not afraid of the sunlight because they will burn they are afraid of it cuz they sparkle like they were dunked in glue then rolled around in glitter.

  • sEx iS NoT exposed??? well try watching Sex movie + i aint gonna add u mother F****r

  • @EulonH  what is wrong with your perverted talk, you bastard?

  • Twilight sucks thumbs up if u agree

  • Facebook sucks as hard as vampires do!!!

    Thumbs Up if U agree that facebook denigrates our youth,

    (or meet me on facebook and klick the dislike button) no kidding but subtle irony!

    Peace

  • What's wrong with Love story?Just coz it sound nice,doesn;t mean IT WILL be what u expect.Besides,if ur gonna hate then hate.But dun insult those who read.AND ppl out there are trying their best to make a good movie for ppl LIKE u.So if ur nt gonna appreciate,then make one movie on ur own and see if others like.

  • YOU SUCK! TWILIGHT RULES!!!

  • Vampires I like:

    Dracula

    Queeny from Suck, it got confused with Vampires Suck the movies are in no way alike Suck is about a band called the winners who have a small problem, featuring music by The Burning Brides. Alice Cooper, Dimitri Coats the lead singer of the burning brides both are in it. Vampires Suck just makes fun of Twilight which is all good but still it sucked,and not in a good way.

    Elizabeth Bathory

    The movie Van Hellsing was good despite it being a love story, plenty of action

  • Fuck you man

  • i fucking hate this viedo its sucks donkey butt

  • You can watch Vampires Suck. It's a spoof movie of Twilight

  • i dont think you are right. i love twilight. moovies and the books.

  • the vampire diaries includes blood,biting, but its also kindow a love story but it includes a loot of blood and biting a some rawr scenes. You should check it out if you want

    watch the trailet of season 1 & 2

  • im from romania (transilvania is a part of romania) im a vampire and i like ketchup and tamatoes juice

  • Thumbs up buttons are not green!

  • Buffy > twilight

  • WATCH "HELLSING" ANIME IT PROVES THAT VAMPIRES ARE COOL!

  • sorry man but I love Twilight! I love the books, ya the movies arnt that good but the books are AWESOME!!!! TEAM EDWARD!!!!

  • Maybe i'm not a vampire fan so how could i te

  • every comedy or action movie always has to end with love or romance i hate it they dont make anymore good movies now

  • the manga of the same name

  • if y like wampires like dracula blade etc look up alucard (dracula backwards) imagen a wamp like the blood boss in blade mix it with a thousend eyes insekts and the ability to walk trou shadows then y get prity close (sadly there was a film that was shot down so ill only got the old manga serie to watch) to what i think is the uber wamp (forget the nosfarantus hell just eat them and add them to his menny lives ore his blood army thats a part of him) hellsing still rules(not the film)

  • Ther Gay :p they've always been

  • Unacceptable. My god. Love story VAMPIRES?? Vampires suck was more awesome then Twilight D:<

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  • I like anything with violence.

  • i hate this

  • This is what my dad said they are faries because they live in the forest and they sparkle sooo they must be faries

  • I like the cool effects and the basic story ( Not involving the love part >_>) OF Twilight. Other than the love scenes, this movie is pretty legit. Maybe its because I'm 12 and I haven't been exposed to those real Vampire Classics in the 50's , but I think the vampires in Twilight are pretty cool.

  • This guy is stupid. Obviously he's never been in love that's why he doesn't like romantic movies.

  • @whitter86

    Yeah man, i agree with you.

  • i love all type of vampires gothic-moden

    i love twilight it just depends on what type of movieis you like and yes i have read the book i am very sad lol:P

  • Vampires I like:

    -Dracula

    -nosferatu

    -lost boys vampires

    -daybreakers vampires

    Vampires I don't like:

    -Buffy vampires

    - F*ucking twilight

    Vampires do NOT sparkle!

  • @renay1918 I think Twilight is for bastards.

  • @renay1918 FRIGHT NIGHT!!!!

  • I used to think nosforato was a made up spongebob character that was a hunchback

  • only because u cant find ur love. cus ur fat and fugly... oh and there is a good vampire movie...LET ME IN

  • only because u cant find ur love. cus ur fat and fugly

  • Your right they need movies about vampires not love !!:)

  • Yes Vampires Suck,But they fucking cool

  • vampires rock, but Twilight has put vampires down. seriously!!!!!!!!! vampires that sparkle? you have to be kidding me. Vampires hate sunlight, they dont sparkle in it. give me back vampires that explode or turn to ash. ill take that any day over twilight

  • twilight is the worst thing to happen to the history of vampires. i want to bitch slap stephanie meyer for ruining fucking everything. vampires are cool, like you know anne rice vampires, dracula, nosferatu, THOSE ARE VAMPIRES. fucking glittering twilight douchbags are not. i read the books mind you, and i still think it's the worst thing ever.

  • go fuck yourself u fat bastard and douchbag

  • Dear makers of this video,

    I hate this video. It sucks so bad. I LUV TWILIGHT!!!! If u read this comment, i dont care if you reply. Millions of people luv these books & the films so quit the trash talk. I was gonna subscribe but not after this video. I also thumbed it down. So do reply I wanna hear watevr u have to say to my comment cuz I have no regrets writing this comment. Watevr

  • True Blood rules

    Everything else sucks

  • its the same thing with the songs that are produced today.

    they are ALL love songs.

  • i hate old wons

  • COOOOOOOOL !!!!

  • blade you talking about my boyfriend

  • twilight sucks! Blade is cool! :)

  • this is probably the most reasonable video on youtube...great job bro

    keep the truth

  • 1 twilight rocks 2 titanic rocks and 3 vampires are awesome

  • @missheather82 YEAH...Twilight is the best!!!!!!! and Vampires are awesome!!!

  • F*** you....TWILIGHT is the BEST movie ever...so big,fat, laying pig Shut The Hell UP!!!! You dont know anything!!! BUBUBUBUBUB GRRRRRRR ...TEam EDWARD

  • @LIZABETTROCK u go girl TEAM EDWARD

  • @missheather82 TEAM JACOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @indigobluesky9 TEAM EDWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @missheather82 Thank you very much....TEAM Edward <3 <3 <3

  • Grrrrrr.....TEAM EDWARD!!!!!!

  • @bubblewishful yeah TEAM EDWARD

  • twilight is awsome what are you talking about the thing is that you hate romance!!

  • even the vampires form Wizard of Waverly place is more scarier than Twilight :| :)))

  • STOP WITH THE RUDE COMMENTS ABOUT TWILIGHT, VAMPIRES AND WEREWOLVES HAVE FEELINGS TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • you are very right man, i like the truth beyond the facts abbout everything...

  • why would i add u on face book

  • this made me giggle. just thought you should know.

  • twilight was horrible it ruined the image for vampires forever, but titanic was amazing, but of course what would a fat slob like this guy in the video know about romance?? Just another pig that shames my male race.

  • fat bastard,..you should shut up..!!! and just care of yourself,..

  • the twilight movies werent to good but the books are much better and u people should grow up get a life and stop hating on a movie...

  • I Love My Horror Movies.....I Hate Smushy Lovey Dovey Movies.... True Blood, Twilight.... Worst Movies/ Show EVER!!!!!!!!

  • i wanna see blood not those love stories

  • wow doesnt shawn dawnson do the same thing as what this guy is doing ?

  • i dont mind twilight its not my fav n i agree i prefer the HORROR vampires not lovey dovey vampires. :)

  • you suck

    

  • DAMN you are funny! :D

  • Twilight sucks but there is a cool show on HBO in the summer called true blood it bad ass

  • BEFORE: awsome and undescribable AFTER: sucky and idiotic and/or stupid

  • i want vampire 

  • this is crap team jacob bitch

  • origional Vs AWSOM

    twilight Vs SUCK

  • In the good old days vampires sucked blood-

    Not cock.

  • Original vampires-Awesome

    Twilight vampires-Suck

  • vampires SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • These mainstream vampires are pathetic. Grow up and read Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles instead.

  • Dude, I get what you're saying. Those vampires WERE cool! But, I LOVE TWILIGHT . The movies may not be great but they aren't bad either. But if you read the books you'd like it. THEY ARE AWESOME! And it's mostly girls that like it no surprise some old guy like you is going to like it! Guys don't care about romance they just want to see stuff blow up! C'mon TWIHARDS like this if you feel the same!

  • Just watch Bitten (2008) and Let me in (2010). They have a love story (Christ...) but here vampires are not homo:P

  • VAMPIRES RULE!! twampires suck ass even since twilight all the vampire stories have been "i love you but i wanna bite your neck off so im goin to leave you alone but i dont want to so ill come back later when i dont want to eat you anymore" the transition itself makes sense but WTF?? gaaaaaay ...imma make a good vampire movie

  • i love twilight!!! and old vamps SUCK!!!!!!

  • hey i luv twilight you may not but i do loser

  • these videos rock like totally!

  • if you read this and dont post you will have bad luck very bad luck send this to five quizzes in 143 minutes when your done type in f6 and your crushes name will appear in big letters

  • you should try watching queen of the dambed

    and vapires suck... super hilarious, made me spit my milk out at lunch in school.! : )

  • are vampires that cool :)

  • You suck twilight ru

  • you suck twilight rules

  • Vampires are cool, I really like the idea of a Vampire, but NOT when it's sparkling and a complete STALKER.

  • vampires are def cool but u jus look like food

  • vampires rock!

  • I have the feeling all of you are tottaly against Lovestories

    I mean I don´t like twiligth that much but I don´t like it because

     of the Lovestorie I don´t like it because it´s to boring

    Vampires for me stands for passion and dark lust like True Blood or Blood Ties

  • Twilight vampires sparkle in the sun because it's supposed to be where the myth of burning comes from. If you existed hundreds of years ago, saw some guy sparkling violently in shades of bright yellows, and he didn't stick around to talk, wouldn't you think he just spontaneously combusted?

    Just in case you couldn't figure it out for the life of you why she'd pick that for her vampires, that's why.

  • Twilight sucks! I prefer real vampires. I mean, really, sparkling in the sun? C'mon. And for all the Team Edwards out there, he's not real. He's not going to come whisk you off into the sunset. He's a sparkly faggot who did better as Cedric Diggory than Edward Cullen.

  • dude vampires suck eggs

  • twilight is ok

  • DARREN SHAN!

  • i hate twilight! i like the vampire diaries (:

  • John Carpenter's Vampire's

    Blade

    Underworld Series

    Original Dracula

    Bram Stoker's Dracula

    Ann Rice Interview with a Vampire

    Queen of the Damned

    etc.... ^^ all acceptable.....

    Twlilight ....unnacceptable.

  • @Ereshkigal616 I would like to point out, Queen of the Damned was by Anne Rice.

    Anne Rice has the best vampires.

  • @Ereshkigal616 Don't forget the lost boys!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Ereshkigal616 you said it Twilight is awful

  • @Ereshkigal616 ur unacceptable

  • @ehopperrocks oh noes. maybe i didnt want ur acceptance ^.^ but your attention is fine and it feeds mah soul. ^.^ have a good day

  • 293 people like twilight

  • Stephenie tried to make another generation of vampires, like Anne Rice. The difference is that Anne made her purpose, and Twilight vampires are going to be forgotten... they're more like a fashion, and Dracula and Lestat and Varney are in the history of literature!

  • it isn't bad to add romance to a vampire story, but she just took romance to be the real topic of the story and so, it's very melodramatic. In the other hand, all of us who knew from our childhood that a vampire burns and dies if it is touched by sunlight, HATE those sparkling vampires.

  • Twilight vampires really suck. The rest of vampires suck... blood!

  • @TheJb0072007 dude titanic made me sad

  • I know dude but you were wrong about the 40s 50s and the 60s but ya

    why is it about romance it's stupid

  • twilight sucks!!!!!

    I prefer the vampire diaries, it has more intensity and more "uumph"

    twilight doesn't have that!

  • HemiJeep19 dude seriously Twilight is a fail and ruined the vampire. I miss the days of being in middle school and highschool, back in like the late 90s and early 00s, and the ONLY ones reading vampire books were the gothics, punks, artists, poets, or the nobodies and freaks. Only they read vampire books and it was unheard of for a cheerleader to be like "oooh I'm for Team Lestat" or "oh Vlad is so hot" imean seriously..... Twilight RUINED the erotic, mysterious, seductive, murderous monster

  • i DO have a twilight obsetion >:D u all probly think im mad but... XD i have read twilight 7 times and watched the movie like probly over 25times, new moon 4 times and the movie 20 times, eclipse 9 times and the movie 40 times, and breaking dawn..well only 3 times but u cant blame me>:o im only 11 years old  oh and breaking dawn hasnt even came out on movies yet>:O im glad it is this november but i did think about running away to america with my friend isobel... i mean america gets it first!>:o

  • this movie sucked on every level.only a retard would enjoy this movie

  • Vampires rule, but twilight doesn't have vampires, it has blood sucking fairies 

  • @Margoth195 u said it  i like that im going to refer to twilight vamps as blood sucking fairies from now on

  • cirque du freak bitch.. watch it

  • @zzMountainD3wzz cirque du freak is wicked :) especially the books :)

  • welll regarding vampires they have always and will always suck

    i mean they are vampires their job is to suck blood

  • welll regarding vampires they have always and will always suck

    i mean they are vampires their job is to suck blood

  • Twilight is awsome and there is nothing wrong with a love story. By the way people do read (Twilight has got more people reading too)

  • I LOVE TWILIGHT and i think that its cool that they updated the look of vampires and stephine meyer wanted to wright vampires that way and when she did she probably didnt realise that the twilight saga would become an international phenomenon. I am new to the craze of twilight but if you really are ticked off with it then i suggest that you watch vampires suck. And by the way Team Edward is the best.

  • @TwilightBirdie86 uhm... do you have a life? cuz it sure as hell seems like you don't. but whatev you're just a nerd who fantasizes over FICTIONAL CHARACTERS.

  • @bobbledorf i dont see anything wrong with my twilight obsession considering u pretty much just insulted every twilight fan out there. oh and by the way sometimes its nice to escape to the world of twilight every now and then and yes i do wish that i could b a twilight vampire but what do you care?

  • @TwilightBirdie86 haha you think I care that I insulted twilight fans? Nope. And you're right, I don't care if you could be a twilight vampire. they're not even vampires. THEY SPARKLE FOR GOD SAKE! they're effin fairies. Vampires burn and disintegrate in sunlight, but no, Stephenie Meyer had to make them corny. VAMPIRES ARE SUPPOSED TO RIP YOUR THROAT OUT! they're not supposed to prance around, loving humans. they're supposed to kill humans. DERP.

  • @TwilightBirdie86 Don't you people understand that the book is HORRIBLY written? The author can barely string a freaking sentence together for Christ's sake! You people wouldn't know a good book if it came to life and bit two holes in your neck!

  • @badcompanyization Well me,my mum,my best friend, my best friends older sister, my 2nd best friends older sister and many other people across the world dont think so. And as MsBellaCullen01 said 'you are entitled to your opinion and i am entitled to mine'.

  • I READ!!!

  • vampire rock but twilight doesn't!

    VAMPIRES DO NOT SPARKLE!

    I love watching and reading about vampires but twilight just changed it to much. I prefer the old kind or even some newish ones. Such as Darren Shan or Vampirates or even Blade but Twilight was just to much! I wish they would just reset to the old ones that were cool!

    By the way I read these days XP

  • @AMystery0

    they can sparkle if they like

  • @MsBellaCullen01 you are entitled to your opinion and I am entitled to mine.....

  • The Vampires from today are... Not like the old time!!! GOD DAMN DUDE! Okay, of course you can create your own world about it and all, write a book about it, but the bad thing about it is that the kids from today are going to think that "OH! Vampires are soo shiny on the sun, and they wont hurt you if you dont expresse your feeling" Fuck that! CMON! They are based on a love story(Twillight), sure! But they have to know the REAL creatures!

    Think with me, is the world so lovely like in a book?No

  • they rnt cool they r HOTTTTT

  • IMO True Blood HBO wipes out Twillight movie. The intro alone's the awesomest thing!

    Kerrelyn Spark's stories are romances but tricky! The aggressive secondary plot overarchs the entire series and I eagerly await the next 1!

    A good story on vamps IMO is supposd 2 delve in2 the darkest recesses of the mind, letting out those horrors Mbedded 4ever in the human soul. Loneliness, isolation, anguish, antagonism, aggression, guilt and Savage Raw Lust.

    Readers beware: it's all in the scare.

  • ALL TRUE TWILIGHT SUCKS vanhellsinig or how ever u spell it that was a kool vampire movie but now ah dyays they ruin vampire movies and they put shit all who agree thunbs up :I

  • Dude u have hit the issue on the head. Are the Twilight vampires even fucking vampires? answer no! They dont drink blood, they can go out in sun light (for fuck sake in the film thier house is made out of glass), they dont sleep in coffins and they dont sneak out at night to rip the throats outta the first innocent virgin they come across. Bring back the originals Dracula, Lost Boys, hell even the vampires in Buffy kick ass compared to Edward and his team of forest dwelling fairys.

  • Nah F**** Twilight go THE LOST BOYS 1987! XD whose with me?! and i LOVE DRACULA XD

  • @lostboysmarko4 lost boys 1 ND 2 BEST FKN MOVIES EVA^&%&!@% <3

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  • @Effa452 witch movie the lost boys? or The lost boys i love the lost boys

  • dude who cares if people like love movies..... but twilight there should be action in it

  • lol

  • im sorry to say but both the twilight books and movies suck.

    horrible writing and the movies need better actors to make it remotely believable.

    its written for teen girls and thats the target audience.

    True blood is not my cup of tea but is alot better then twilight.

    hell twilight vampires are not even considered vampires

    1. vampires are sopose to be stronger with age (dracula,any other vampire franchise)

    2. they dont drink animal blood just human blood.

    3. sunlight burns them to death

  • it went outta hand, emo faggots just completely killed off the old school vampire, sucks doesn`t it?

  • Wesley Snipes blade movies

    hardly or next to none romance

    all blood and killing

  • This is the stupided video in the world i love twilight and i love the titanc but who dosnt want to see a good love story and alot of drama and let me tell you not all the the movies that sound awsome dosn't always have a love story in it and you arnt only in 5th grade because im in 5th grade and some people dont look as old as you