"having sex with the female locust" ... yah that isnt very accurate seeing as there ARE no female locust. the only females are the berserkers.... just thought i might add
They couldn't decide what do do with me so the locust Jesus decided to bring me back to life. The locusts called me Surazal for some retarted reason. The locust raised me as there own, despite I was already an adult, but I dont think they could figure it out. They had a berkserker breast feed me and go to school on a reaver and I played after school with the other locust kids.
I spent my teenage years smoking imulsion and having sex with the female locusts. It sucked.
On December 24,2006 at 8 o’clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn’t come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn’t repost a chain letter.if you don’t repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don’t wanna die
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA LOL \(>.<)/
If its after he gets eaten by the crawlers the locust couldnt find u cus hes in the worm, if its on gears 1 when hes shot, he shouldnt have green on him. dont make sense!!!
I love this !
xTechnoKitty 7 hours ago
same west same why the fuck is this even on the internet
BoredDudeGuy 2 weeks ago
why the fuck did i watch this
WestYorkshireMassive 2 weeks ago
shootshootshootshootshoot awwww were dead :)
beybladefan870 2 weeks ago
Wtf carmine was having sex with berskers lol good and awesome
magdieldexter 1 month ago
locust god AKA queen Myyrah the hoe
nightly44 1 month ago
@epiccallofdutydude or what ever your name is all female locust is home making food for the brave locust man soliders
RockM4rkus 1 month ago
The only female locusts are the queen ands bezerkers lmfao
epiccallofdutypwnag3 1 month ago
SHUTUPDOM.
Holygiant 2 months ago
Shut up Bob
Sadface
TheDigMeUp 2 months ago
Clay carmine doesnt look like that...and wtf is up with the voices...?
BlackSunFaggy 2 months ago
Unfortunately theyd blow themselves up or get squished by a brumack
ScorpionFan9908 2 months ago
HA HA HA HA
BuRR8135 2 months ago
fucking epic !!!
kristianmanev 2 months ago
this is so awsome lol
perrone2910 2 months ago
Arby!!!
WattsDaBest 3 months ago 8
The Locust Jesus??? XD
RDOG817 3 months ago
this was funny favorite years teens end of discussion
TheGearhead22 3 months ago
ROFL
Novascova 3 months ago
arby and cheif playing GOW2
PoloMarco1337 3 months ago
lol 0:25 whats his name?
xOMGxZOMBIEZx 3 months ago
@xOMGxZOMBIEZx Dom...
iceprinc312 2 months ago
i want to be locust and get killed by a brumak or be the brumak
SuperKillerham 4 months ago
love it
jimmyEADG 4 months ago
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wiredbiggreen 4 months ago
soo cute
PoppingPOPcans 4 months ago
ANTHONY GOT HEADSHOT
AsianHoPz 4 months ago
did u now carmine is kim
he survied
djpile1 4 months ago
did u now carmine is kim
djpile1 4 months ago
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cameronid97 4 months ago
@cameronid97 What the hell, no. GRIFFIN IS FREE YOU FUCKING IDIOT
Thegamer45 3 months ago
hahaha
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WhiteFangs19 4 months ago
This video is the gayest iv seen yet
combatproductions21 4 months ago
what do we do with him uh shoot him wait what oh crap i am dead lol
firecracker9902 4 months ago
lol imagine this video with actual voice acting lol i think that would be the shit haha. this was actually funny though somehow
2012futureusmc 4 months ago
"having sex with the female locust" ... yah that isnt very accurate seeing as there ARE no female locust. the only females are the berserkers.... just thought i might add
DESTRUCTO842 4 months ago
@DESTRUCTO842 Well isnt it obvious?... carmines got a thing for the big chicks durh
poopenshfinger 4 months ago in playlist poopenshfinger's favourites
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa
theajtruth 4 months ago
WTF?
TheZZhot 4 months ago
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oSoFuSionZ 4 months ago
haha smoking imuslion love it! xD
Bulletbut8 4 months ago
so stupid its funny....and bob saget wtf....ha ha
murderbymexican 4 months ago
They couldn't decide what do do with me so the locust Jesus decided to bring me back to life. The locusts called me Surazal for some retarted reason. The locust raised me as there own, despite I was already an adult, but I dont think they could figure it out. They had a berkserker breast feed me and go to school on a reaver and I played after school with the other locust kids.
I spent my teenage years smoking imulsion and having sex with the female locusts. It sucked.
RobDohChannel 4 months ago
Hahaha!
RobDohChannel 4 months ago
0:06
fowblfowbl Crap We Are Dead
Lmfao
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oOFaTaLViRuS123Oo 4 months ago
Locust Jesus? Bob Saget? Make this a game.
Haloninjasamurai666 4 months ago
dont fuck with gears of war is a good ass game
HaloNerd388 5 months ago
its so stupid its funny ;p;
shotchipmunk77 5 months ago 25
You have selected Microsoft Sam as the computers default voice
ChimiSniper17 5 months ago
its dum but funny in a way : )
BeastEric02 5 months ago
SHOOT, SHOOT, SHOOT, SHOOT.
Yburgerish 5 months ago
And cool to.
truebiznesswoman 5 months ago
Sup
truebiznesswoman 5 months ago
I wanna smoke imulsion!:D
JelloRPG 5 months ago
@JelloRPG trust me... with what happens in gears of war 3... no you don't
glardian966 5 months ago
if only arby n the chief walked in and were like stop using our voices faggots
cheetachugers 5 months ago
@cheetachugers its not just theirs its microsofty mike and sam
lolcakesxxx 5 months ago
shoot shoot shoot shoot hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha
anthony21266 5 months ago
hhahahaha lmfao
bigboys1199 5 months ago
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he had sex with berserkers!?
MrLOLZdude15 5 months ago
I never knew Stephen Hwaking was a cod
telekinetic93 5 months ago
complete waste of 6 sec of my life
mattheww2011 5 months ago
LOL he was getting brest feeded by the locust
But still stuped
girdog11 5 months ago
am i getting trolled.....
TheMason7125 5 months ago
i dont know why this was worthe it....but it was!
UndeadDragonWarrior 5 months ago
omg ppl shut the fuck up its supposed to be with the computer voices thats the point of the video....its funny so stfu
perrone2910 5 months ago
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can i get this in hd please
lordazrath 5 months ago
can i get this in hd please
lordazrath 5 months ago
wtf???this is bull mann you suck dude..
HaveRage4ever 5 months ago
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PlasticApache 5 months ago
...no.. just... no.
R3DSL4SH3R13 5 months ago
OMG this is so fucking Funny xD fucked all the Girl locust xD ROFL i swear !
jakymoooon1 5 months ago
omg this video is great
Tanman109 5 months ago
what a piece of shit
pkm100 5 months ago
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On December 24,2006 at 8 o’clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn’t come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn’t repost a chain letter.if you don’t repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don’t wanna die
milkthecow12345 5 months ago
LET'S PLAY TETRIS, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!
heartlessangel7 6 months ago
i im going tbag you
skydweebers 6 months ago
who the fuck is crumclutz
insanegearhead 6 months ago
what are the locust sayin in the beggining lol
billygtrg 6 months ago
haha ha oh crap we are dead lol XD
landonbad250 6 months ago
YES CARIMNE IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!
drago22601 6 months ago
lol locust jesus
dakboy4 6 months ago 25
well after you doosh bags lest my body lol
dakboy4 6 months ago
lol benjiman franklin
dakboy4 6 months ago
lol battlefield, the battlefield called the inside of a fucking giant worm.
PlasmaBrik 6 months ago
ahahhahaha the locust kids get squished by a brumack.....ahhhaha thts sad he has no friends XD
TheSoulreaper93 6 months ago
lol man this is pretty funny. nice one!!!!
SevLovesMe 6 months ago
Wat the fuck is Arbiter doing here!?
XxXsantajewXxX 6 months ago
"I spent my teenage years smoking imulsion and having sex with locust women"
Score!
MusicUpInYa 6 months ago
lol!
trung1105 6 months ago
"IT SUCKED"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
flubb831 6 months ago
faddle faddle carp we are dead
SGTFARTKNOCKER 6 months ago
God damn, this video is freaking hilarious!
lokinkid 6 months ago
Eres pendejo o que wey no mames pendejo eres o te haces
youtuofthemuch 6 months ago
Glados: I'm also still alive.
memeaholic2 6 months ago
most of my teen years fucking girl locust XD
jquin8237 6 months ago
Crumclutz returns with his boss joe
DemonCaz 6 months ago 34
the locusts are master chife
Furno50 6 months ago
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franciscosaulcuevas 7 months ago
oh crap we are dead XDDDD
Darendar88 7 months ago
Blablablayblalbla
Cogarmy77 7 months ago
jajaja jenial
eddy84706 7 months ago
SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT,OH CRAP WE ARE DEAD LOL
lego2134 7 months ago
Lol Carmine is the Arbitor xD
xAsianJuicex 7 months ago
Lol they have puberty fails
shadowcrawler687 7 months ago
stupyd video}
tututuile 7 months ago
Thats not even ben thats anthony dumbass
infamouspro14 7 months ago
that crap is this great piece of shit
peinsamiento09 7 months ago
you sound like steven hawking
awesomerckr3 7 months ago
@awesomerckr3 XACTLY
Ep1cxXFa1luxre 7 months ago
bad
TheJairee 7 months ago
FUCK YOU
hectrin23 7 months ago
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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA LOL \(>.<)/
B00nater 7 months ago
all i can think of is arby n the chief
odstfan100 7 months ago
They hav a new brother comin out he's name is Clayton and he is one buff mothfucker
Kriptoice 8 months ago
@Kriptoice yet, he still has the exact same voice as the others...
Turok9702 7 months ago
... I feel retarted for laughing at this ... LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Nothing294 8 months ago
lol
copycat147 8 months ago
the end is halairous
iislingshotx 8 months ago
Breast feeding on a bezerker her milk must be chunky
Suspectblaze72 8 months ago
o crap we are dead
CODGOD376 8 months ago
genuis, i love it
lolololol5419 8 months ago
EPIC ROFLMAO shoot shoot shoot shoot lol
kickassdale 8 months ago
LOL Locust children xD
MysticFortune 8 months ago
lol
MegaKhaledkhaled 8 months ago
fracasado hp
Alex3500100 8 months ago
maldito tarado maldito tonto
freeworld1570 8 months ago
@MrChuckychub cause people like machinima like red vs blue
gpheonix1 8 months ago
i think its funny and i know its a joke but it was kinda stupid
Barisaxq2 8 months ago
sweet atotune lol
blackula1313 8 months ago
Shoot Shoot Shoot Shoot....haheh haheh haheh lol
blackula1313 8 months ago
Hahahha! am i the only one who enjoys this?
MinimanMatt04 8 months ago
390 retards who dnt kno wat funny is
isaacndsarah 9 months ago
The guys who voice this vid are the same in The webshow arby n' the chief
WHITEOUTbomber8 9 months ago
LOL
usafa2013 9 months ago
sick... you are sick. Go to your room and shoot yourself dick
comaplayer1 9 months ago
Son puras mamadas.
javoman13 9 months ago
who the fuck would dislike this,this is man funny
Halopower1000 9 months ago
shooto shot shoot shoot oh crap we are dead this actually funny and not gay
goodmusic65 9 months ago
menuda mierda de video
erpekechana26 9 months ago
LOL ! made my dad :L
PunkyDoughnut 9 months ago
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Recreation101 10 months ago
Carmines are a big family
sawerek1 10 months ago
T-Rizzle? You're a copycatting fuckface. That's my friend's name.
TheEddyMetal 10 months ago
I love Marcus' voice, LMFAO!
A7XShadowzx 10 months ago
shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot "Oh i am dead"
TINYHOHOHO 10 months ago
Seems right
suppressedkill123 10 months ago
PUTAZO!
soldain 10 months ago
somehow i always knew bob saget would survive a hostile invasion.
sweetnsexiermay 10 months ago
Fucken' great.
littlesaiyan 10 months ago
I <3 Locust Jesus!!
CHARGERSchief 10 months ago
ok imagine carmine getting breast feed by a berserker O . O
Mrtank358 10 months ago
lmao i cant stop laughing!!!!!
bupeking2000 10 months ago
what the fuck? lol
alickaboobs 10 months ago
carmine is a zombine
RAAM855 10 months ago
If its after he gets eaten by the crawlers the locust couldnt find u cus hes in the worm, if its on gears 1 when hes shot, he shouldnt have green on him. dont make sense!!!
zwoooooooooosh 10 months ago
@zwoooooooooosh it is not suppose to make scene lol
HeadHunterz36 10 months ago
@zwoooooooooosh It's not the same guy =/
1rebelboy 9 months ago
how about watching this vid and have ago at wining a gears 3 beta code youtube.com/watch?v=cPZEyHv187c
THETBKXPRODUCTIONZ 10 months ago
shoot shoot shoot shoot
dikasad 10 months ago
Dude, good job. That was pretty funny.
mcmanusj85 10 months ago
shoot shoot shoot shoot!!
Tinkletoots11 10 months ago
this sucks
xXBonesmasherXx 10 months ago
O-O
rubiksnick123 10 months ago
This is Fucking stupid but it is funny as hell at the same time!! XD
HeadHunterz36 10 months ago
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UltimateGameRiderZ 11 months ago
Okayyyyyy.......
wr4th1800 11 months ago
this is fucking stupid.
TwoIdiotsTalking 11 months ago
i hate this voice!
soldaatjhu 11 months ago
i was thinking master chief and arbiter when i heard the voices
DARKRIDERxETFG 11 months ago
haha he had sex with locust women
ismaelop11 11 months ago
this is gay it should of been better if it was real voices thumbs down.
mermer044 11 months ago
What the fuck did I just watch?
munchy4prez 11 months ago