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  • damn that sounds like what would happen

  • lol

    

  • Call me retarded, I saw the movie out of curiosity. I'm tore my own eyes out with a rusty nail.

  • twilight in two minutes....harry potter in ten fuckin years

  • Does ANYONE know why this THING is a called a "saga"?

  • Elmo, is that you? Good synopsis!

  • now THIS was unbeleivably hilarious!!!! Love you man!

    Awesome voices. XD

  • This is... amazing. I think I'm in love with you.

  • I'm a twitard and this is hilarious.

  • OHH i feel special. im novanatorZ's little sister >:D raven. can. freakin. fly.

  • I LOVE YOU NOW!!!

  • legend!!!!!

  • Twilight just pissed me off. Sparkling vampires? WHAT THE FUCK!!! Like that book made my brain turn to mush.

  • This is now on my iPod. And I will go to school and force my pro-twilight friends to listen to it until their ears bleed. And then I will make them listen to it again.

  • This video is great it makes people finally realize that TWILIGHT SUCKS!

  • can I get this on iTunes? LOL

  • dude that was the entire series in less than 2 mins haha

  • So. True.

  • lol, is that seriously what happened?

  • Yup.

  • @NovanatorZ

    she has a baby that gets raped? hmm well at least the 12 year old ******* (that I see at the cinema when I wantch something alternative that is bearable) will be gone...

  • @SonySpArTaN144 oh it is, it is. :(

  • hehehehe yay 8D!

  • vampires? twilight have fairies with blood fetishs

    (btw sorry my possible bad english, i am not natural speaker)

  • No problemo. Your English is fine.

    And yes, you bring up a fine point. Those THINGS are most definitely not vampires.

  • Actually it's Twilight in 1 minute and 36 seconds. Get your facts right. >.>

  • 1 minute and 36 seconds doesn't roll off the tongue like 2 Minutes.

    See, some people actually put thought into what they write, unlike a certain overweight Mormon housewife.

  • favorite video, evaarrrr.

  • Complete. And. Utter. Fact. So. Fucking. True!

  • oh hi mr. sparkly vampire, would u like to have sex with me?

    hhahaha....

  • ...Said the person splooging their pants over sparkling vampires?

    Whatever you say, sugar-tits.

  • hahahahhaa!

  • I'm not sure which is worse: Twilight or The Adventures of Sonichu o.o

  • Your sister likes the books I assume? I can just tell by the name 'Raven'...

  • LOL OMFG THAT WAS EPIC, FAV FO SHO

  • i my god! i fucking love you!

  • HAHAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • couldnt hav said it better myself

  • You cant be honestly serious this is what the film is about?? i bet its a hell load more faggotty than the way you put it in your vid XD. wish i knew what you were sorta on about though lol

    is it wise considering wathcing twilight?

  • I still haven't seen the movie, but that's exactly what happens in the books.

    I cannot recommend anyone watch/read it. It's absolute torture. Once you've seen stupidity of this caliber you can never look at life the same way again.

  • omg the way you put things is just hilarious  xD i think i will have to get utterly stoned to enjoy this. not that i plan to do either of those 2 things at the same time ever

  • don't waste your time, that movie is god awful, if at all possible the movie is worse than the fucking abomination that is the books

  • LOL!!!! so funny

  • LOL xDDDDDDDDDD this is soooo fuuuunnnyyy!!!!! and i agree -_-!

    Twilight is anoying my sister read it and she so likes it she told me what is it about :P!

  • wow... true.... was that your real voice at the end?

  • That was sooooo true! I love you guys! XD LMFAO!!!!

  • XD HAHA, glad someone said it...

  • This is so true. u3u

    I worry about preteens if this is all they're reading. Twilight is no better than a horribly written fanfiction.

  • OMG yes!!!! this are so many plot holes and the ending of the 4th book was all messed up and felt rushed through, seen it so many times in badly written ffs.

  • LOL that was sick :3

  • Seriously what is up with everyone and Twilight is it the actors the romance? it just makes me sick

  • yeah!!!

    more anti-twilight video!!

    LOL XD

  • wait you said this was for your sister. so... im guessing that she loves twilight. but my real questions is whts your opion on twilight

  • I think it's disgrace to the entire world of literature.

  • So true!

  • and in twilight there nt real vampires because most the stuff thay do wood kill them ...

  • "it makes me speacial" ya special ed

  • lol "mr. sparkly vampire"

  • TL; DW: It's shit.

  • im a twilight fan but this was fing funny man! im still laughing lol

  • If only more Twilight fans could be like you. Then maybe the franchise wouldn't be getting so much shit.

  • yeah. i get really annoyed when ppl make big deals about making fun of twilight. i mean its an easy target....i still like the books but you gotta laugh sometimes right?

  • Tardlight fucking sucks.

  • Great!

  • This piece=win. This totally made my day.

  • trillight kills. xP

  • I heard it was bad, but dayum...

  • I tried to read the book,I really did. I just can't,my IQ..

    You forgot the manipulative stalker parts :)

    Bit,still,so true and funny.

  • Lol the girl sounds like the english version of suisesiki from rozen maiden X3

  • i couldnt agree more with you

    i just dont get with this stupid fangirls are always OMFG!!!! JACOB =B!!!!!EDWARD !!!

    maybe they do like baby raping D:<

    you do not love twilight!!!????

    im in fucking love with you =D

  • Haha God damn that was hilarious how you explained this utter piece of shit in about two minutes. ps. you've got a good range on your voice

  • D'aww. Poor little fucker. Did it hurt your feelings?

    Go masturbate to your Edward Cullen poster, silly panda.

  • LOL

  • lmao!!!!!!!!!!! I like Twilight but the flaws are obvious. Breaking Dawn..........I just pretend it doesn't exist.

  • You are a Goddess of making fun of horrible plots.

    Stephanie Meyer took most of her ideas from Anne Rice, and it still sucked. I mean, come ON. Jacob = Pedophile.

  • gotta say...i didn't even finish the first book because it was so annoying, and i still refuse to watch the movie x_x

    (can't beleive MTV actually named this THING the 'best movie of the year' and gave bella the 'best actress' award D: )

    awesome job on this summary! everything was just SO true. ._.

  • omg. i hated how it won "Best Movie of the Year" i knew it was going to happen. I yelled at my tv. "You fucking assholes! Real vampires aren't sparkly!"

  • @LifelessLyric

    Whilst I am not a fan of Twillight, the author of a book can do ANYTHING to it's characters. No matter how foolish it is.

  • I could have said it in less time, but that was pretty great. Nice job.

  • Haha, i laughed all the time! i love the twilight saga, sorry, you think that i'm pathetic, you hate me and stuff, but i don't care. Still, i loved the video, it was really funny and pretty true... :D

  • How could I hate you for having a sense of humor? Twilight fans don't bother me if they're still open-minded people who can laugh at it's flaws.

  • wooooooooooooooo,nice a girl who dosen't like twlight,finaly,GOD DAMIT,ITS ABOUT FUCKING TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Thank you, Novanator. Thank you for sticking it to the idiots who still like this series. *slow claps building to thunderous applause* xD

  • True facts,people. 5 stars.

  • oh god, that imprint scene in the book was so disturbing, I hate that book and now I hate life, everything seems wonderful compared to it

    thank you so much for this, I actually enjoyed something from this series, the PARODY

  • The truest 2 minutes I've ever seen.

  • this really is exactly how the books go which just shows how truly pathetic the saga is

  • Lmao 8D

  • lmao fuck twilight

  • I love twilight but this is really funny XD

  • I was eating cob on the corn and my butter got all fingery

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  • Lemme see... probably you're one of those people who read the books every other day, deny any other literature and are all about "OMG TWILIGHT OMGLOLOLOLO EDWAAAAAAAAAAAARD"?

    Then I'm really sorry for you, and that Twilight polluted your now non-existant brain so much.

    And by the way, learn English, moron.

  • Same here. I love Twilight but this is just brilliant xD

  • Im a twilight fan but this is hilarious! 5/5

  • Proof that Twilight Sucks...

  • God, I think the sheer faggotry of Twilight has made me physically unable to ever watch any type of show involving vampires ever again. -waves goodbye to favorite animes-

    At least I still have Anne Rice. And this video. Thanks for the sanity.

  • EPIC. WIN.

  • lol this is way finnier then laughing at the movie, and books

  • Im guessing raven is a freind of yours or a sibling?

    ~NarutoUzamaki738

  • THANK YOU.

    I fucking love you for this.

  • 8D~~~I LOVE YU!

  • EPIC WIN

  • epic win :D

    500 umbearable pages later

  • Its COLOUR. not COLOR.

    .sorry just thought i'd say so.

    .you've got me on the laughing so hard my chest is starting to hurt. This "series" is complete utter bullshit. i read the books; to see what all the "hype" was about, and can't see why there is such? i mean, i've never read such amateur writing since my year7 (7thGrade) english class. LULZ.

    ps. Borders, can you please take down the Twilight displays in New zealand?

  • I don't know if you're from another country or are just trying to be a fancy-pants, but here in America it's spelled "color."

    Glad too see someone else who sees Twilight for the crapfest it is though.

  • lol; of course i'm from another country.

    :) have you noticed. that it seems smart people are the only ones who see twilight for the bullshit it is? all the Twitards can say is, your just jealous, and make personal attacks at you. lol

    :)

  • Lol. Yeah in Britain, Australia and where the author was from... New Zealand? It's spelt colour. Hehe XP

  • finally a girl who realizes how ridiculous this book is omg funny all this is is just an over exaggerated story of pedophilia

  • I agree 100 percent u tell it to um strait especially if in a scence they deserve it but u could do it in anicer manner or at least with less cuss words but I respect u man. Wait r u a guy?

  • I'm a girl. I do, however, have the mouth of a 50-year-old man who just returned from a tour in Vietnam. So, asking me to stop cursing, is impossible. And asking me to be nicer... *Chuckle* Well, that just goes against my human nature.

    Like I said, I'm only rude to the people who leave rude comments. I'm here chatting in a civilized manner with you, after all. And that's because you comment in a respectful manner. If these other people did the same I wouldn't be torching them like I have.

  • I haven't read your comments lately and I never really noticed how mean u r. Not that it not funny.... I mean ur really funny on my opion. Like the Hilary Clinton thing that was LOL funny! And ur also just being truthful and expressing youtself, but u can say some mean and intence stuff. Oh well not my problem. Bye bye bitch. Love the world then kill the people. Does that make since....?

  • I'm a mean person when it comes to humorless dumbasses. Nothing mean I've said was done without the target asking for it. If people post disrespectful comments, I'm going to do the same to them. One could argue that I go way overboard with it, but I'm a very brutal person and when I mind rape someone I don't hold anything back.

    Makes perfect sense to me! 8D

  • ...

    This makes me smile.

    :D

    Here, have an internetz, you won it.

  • Haha!!! This is hilarious. I love Twilight, but this is entirely true. :D Does that even make sense? Oh well. I never do anyway. lol

  • Oh my god....this is soo hillarious! XD

  • Thanks nova! Now I don't have to read that gawd awful series of books (which I never intended to do in the first place). I mean seriously, the girls in my school are crazy about 2 gay things: Leonardo DeCapprio and Twilight. It's just plain wrong!

  • haha This is amazing.=D The ending is so true. Why does no one else realize the underlying pedophilia with the whole "inprinting" thing..... How I despise thee Twilight~ As a teenage girl, it pains me to see the Twilight fangirls of my age group. *sigh* No one knows true litature anymore )'=

  • so true, you know if u type in "love twilight" on google u get less results then if you type in "hate twilight" XD

  • sooo much info... so short video, nova i started the 4th book... wow u r all right too exept for that imprinting is not freakin rape! it is like a soul thing (no sevies) and he like floats when he meets the girl! other then that true... and i have always hated bellas carecter... o and a monkey did not poop on my head it pooped on my stroller!

  • Nope. It's rape. You can call a panda a cheeseburger, but that doesn't make it a cheeseburger. Remain in denial if you so wish. I'm gonna go watch Blade. It has real vampires. The kind that kill humans and explode in the sunlight.

    Close enough!

  • hahah, the reason i said that was because you kept talking about how lame my comebacks were.

    i see no point in arguing with you. its about as pointless as trying to convince someone that the sky isn't blue.

    so, i have my opinion, you have yours, and we'll just keep it that way.

    BYE.

  • Sorry, dearie. Can't even remember what you're talking about. I get many flaming Twilighttards on a daily basis. I can't be expected to remember all of them, now can I?

  • hah, k, whatevz.

    BYE :)

  • "but i guess if i was a dumb cunt who spent most of her time trying to out wit people on youtube, i'd have better come backs.but no, i actually have a life"

    Ahem... *Points at series of 'comebacks' you have written to the maker of the video*

  • Awesome, I loved it!

    Mr. Sparkly Vampire - lmao ^^

  • Dumber than 1000-year-old sparkly vampires that attend high school? Methinks someone doesn't understand the meaning of the word "dumb."

    Go masturbate with your Edward plushie, you silly little faggot.

  • yes, dumber than that :)

    ooooo GOOD ONE

  • Whatever you say, sugar-tits. Believe what you will about this video being "dumb", but forgive me for not trusting the opinions someone who supports baby fucking. I guess I'm just different like that.

    D'aww... Someone's learned sarcasm~ How long did that take you?

  • And what's with the faggy smiley face? Who do you think you are, The Comedian? It takes more than supporting pedophilia to outdo him. You also have to support killing Asian hookers and the JFK assassination. You haven't earned what he's earned, buddy!

  • Hmmmm, methinks that someone didn't pay attention to what they were reading? Imprinting isn't baby fucking you dumb twat.

    you should be a stand up comic, because you are just SOOOOO funny.

  • Ohhh. Now I get it. You're one of the fans who's still in denial about the pedophile undertones and baby fucking aspects of Twilight. That explains it.

    You know what sarcasm is. We get it. Come up with some better material, faghag.

  • oh, yeah, definitely.

    you tell me to come up with some better material, and you just called me a "faghag"

    lol ANOTHER GOOD ONE!

  • Heh? What's wrong with "faghag?" It's a fun word and it fits you like a glove. Oh wait. You were trying to use sarcasm again?

    Come now, if you're gonna keep using the same tired responses use them properly

    Tsk, tsk, tsk. Oh sweetie... Really, now you're just embarrassing yourself. Do hire writer, please. I know that might be difficult since you have no taste in literature, but I'd be willing to make some calls and help you out. Or you could just "an hero" off a cliff. I'm down with either.

  • hahahahah, wow, you are definitely something else.

    i'll go jump off of a cliff and end my life, as soon as you get one, you dumbfuck. go ahead and waste your fucking time making dumb videos with horrid voices and whatnot. like i fucking care? i'm literally laughing at how serious and defensive your getting over a youtube video.

    ps- i'd rather use the same tired responses then say something as stupid as "faghag". what are you? in middle school?

  • Aren't I though?

    OHMYGODSERIOUSFUCKINGBUSINESS!­?

    I'm the one with no life? I'm the one being serious? Oh honey, you are so barking up the wrong tree right now, really.

    Hate to tell ya, but I'm taking re-playing Final Fantasy X more seriously than this conversation. Stop self-projecting, you silly little panda.

    You're the one who's too busy masturbating with hotdogs and yelling "OH EDWARD~!" to take that stick out of your ass for two seconds and laugh at the video like it was meant to be.

  • Middle school? Me? Oh I wish. Those were the days~ When pizzas was cold served and made Domino's taste like Ledo's~ When off-key singing of Aaron Carter's "I Want Candy" filled the halls~ When vampires were bloodthirsty monsters~ Those were the days...

    Memory~ All alone in the moonlight~ Not a-

    ...I'm not sure where I am right now.

  • hahahhahahaha, my point exactly. your getting so fucking serious. calm down you fuck.

    "Hate to tell ya, but I'm taking re-playing Final Fantasy X more seriously than this conversation" - wow. that makes you sound so much stupider than you already sound.

    go back to your video games, and stay there you dumb twat.

    as for the last part about the hotdogs- you really are in middle school, aren't you?

  • My mistake. Clearly you don't understand the concept of sarcasm after all if you truly believe I'm being serious.

    Go back to my video games? I never left them. I'm doing a side-quest right as I type~ Huzzah for multitasking~!

    Better idea~ Go back to your shitty Twilight Tribute music videos and stay there, you silly cunt.

    Middle school again? Come on, seriously. If I wanted to listen to an incompetent PMSing bitch say the same things over and over I would've voted for Hillary Clinton.

  • Although this was a week ago that you've had a nice little conversation with a person who rapes cats, it's apparent that dumbasses like these, who can't even get a joke (in this case, this was all too real) and are complete failures at life, need so much mind raping, that their brain drowns in all that come.

  • Chipolata would be closer to Edward, I'm sure :D

    I don't think she realises she's being pwned... it's a sad world :|

    You got it perfectly right in this video :)

  • Demon hell child.... nice...

    "Hi there Mr.Sparkly Vampire!" xD I loved every bit of it, even though I've yet to watch the movie. Every time I see Edward, though, I'm gonna think of this. Sparkly vampire!

  • D'aww. Poor little fucker. Did it hurt your widdle feewings? You want a blanket? A noonie? A soda? Some painkillers? Anything that might knock you out long enough to stop to you from masturbating to sparkly vampires and bitching like a fat tween who just got her first period?

  • ...wtf?...as much as i hate 2 say this....lol,that was really funny..good job!

  • Thanks~! If only more Twilight fans could chill out and laugh at this video like it was meant to be.

  • wow lol so true!!!!! i hate peole who compare twilight vs HP. harry potter took way more effort and time to make the story setting plot ect.. compared to this pathetic series

  • I hate that, too. I've never yet heard a similarity between the two, except "Robert Pattinson was in Harry Potter". No shit. Doesn't make them similar. Cracker's nothing like HP though they both have Robbie Coltrane in... idiots.

  • lol

  • That was so FUNNY!! I loved that! "Mr. Sparkly Vampire!" Very funny!

  • I HATE TWILIGHT! thank you for making this video its actually better then the real thing by far besides edward c is ugly and he is going to kill bella one day!!!!!

  • He's better when he dies in Harry Potter xD

  • Dhampir love their fathers. True story.

  • Oh. My. God. This was way to true. Lol i love this video. Exactly what Twilight IS!

  • I really hate to say this but that was freakin' halariuos

  • Thank'ya. Always glad to see some of you folks have a sense of humor.

  • Ahahaha! Great job :D

    "Let's frolic....500 unbearable pages later...." -quoted for truth! I can't wait until someone parodies Twilight with The Worst Fanfic Ever, but then...wouldn't have to change much!

  • Damned right. Twilight reminds me of Ebony (Or Enoby, as she seems to think she's called) and her little orgy with all the HP characters. Eesh =|

  • Haha! Im a friggen HUGE twilight fan. But i still think this is the FUNNIEST thing ive ever heard. Hahaha! Kudos!

  • Twilight gives disgrace to all vampires...

    fucking sparkles in sun? bitch please be tripping =(. I am now going to spend the rest of my extremely sad life watching a vampire anime that actually makes sense and doesnt make them sparkle like fairies in the pretty sunlight....plus whats so bad about being sparkley?? please, they skip school so they dont appear sparkley... ?? I would of thought alice would of liked being sparkley...now back to my sad sad life and to REAL vampire shows and movies

  • Indeed. It's extremely disgraceful. I was never a huge fan of vampires to begin with(I like a few movies and books, that about it), but those... THINGS are truly a disgrace.

    Vampires do not sparkle. They devour the blood of the innocent with no remorse. Those fruitloops can't even pretend to be vampires right. Fuckers kill innocent animals instead people like they're supposed to. Real nice.

  • Damn. I'm making a lot of people sick all of a sudden. What an odd trend.

    Seriously now, I'm speaking out against a book that supports baby fucking and pedophilia and I'm the sick one? What has the world come to...

  • the part abt the 'baby sex' wuz sick

    which is rape in the 'real' world.. u sicken me

  • Good for you, love. Have fun with your UHMAZING BUHK of sparkling faggots. Does nobody get the irony in calling someone else sick when they're on the side supporting baby rape? Oi vey...

  • Lol so true.......

  • I sicken you for making a two minute satirical video, but a book riddled with pedophile vampires and baby rape is alright?

    Okay, yeah. That makes perfect sense. You sick fuck.

  • what the freak there's no freakn baby rape or whatever crap your saying your the one that's a sick mind!

  • Whoops. I forgot, you people call it "imprinting." My mistake. We in the real word call that rape.

    I may have a sick mind, but at least I'm not the one masturbating to the thought of werewolves fucking newborn babies. Who's the real sick fuck here, sugar-tits? Certainly not I.