This is now on my iPod. And I will go to school and force my pro-twilight friends to listen to it until their ears bleed. And then I will make them listen to it again.
she has a baby that gets raped? hmm well at least the 12 year old ******* (that I see at the cinema when I wantch something alternative that is bearable) will be gone...
You cant be honestly serious this is what the film is about?? i bet its a hell load more faggotty than the way you put it in your vid XD. wish i knew what you were sorta on about though lol
I still haven't seen the movie, but that's exactly what happens in the books.
I cannot recommend anyone watch/read it. It's absolute torture. Once you've seen stupidity of this caliber you can never look at life the same way again.
omg the way you put things is just hilarious xD i think i will have to get utterly stoned to enjoy this. not that i plan to do either of those 2 things at the same time ever
OMG yes!!!! this are so many plot holes and the ending of the 4th book was all messed up and felt rushed through, seen it so many times in badly written ffs.
yeah. i get really annoyed when ppl make big deals about making fun of twilight. i mean its an easy target....i still like the books but you gotta laugh sometimes right?
omg. i hated how it won "Best Movie of the Year" i knew it was going to happen. I yelled at my tv. "You fucking assholes! Real vampires aren't sparkly!"
Haha, i laughed all the time! i love the twilight saga, sorry, you think that i'm pathetic, you hate me and stuff, but i don't care. Still, i loved the video, it was really funny and pretty true... :D
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You're shut up! Your not smart! You don'not even read the book so go do some thing createve like learn how to be smart! LOLZ.
Enywaz this is not a good summery at all. You didn'not even get in to de tail about Edward and Bell's romanse! I read the book seven and a have times and I never gots boared, not ounce. So unless you've have read the book then SFTU!
Lemme see... probably you're one of those people who read the books every other day, deny any other literature and are all about "OMG TWILIGHT OMGLOLOLOLO EDWAAAAAAAAAAAARD"?
Then I'm really sorry for you, and that Twilight polluted your now non-existant brain so much.
God, I think the sheer faggotry of Twilight has made me physically unable to ever watch any type of show involving vampires ever again. -waves goodbye to favorite animes-
At least I still have Anne Rice. And this video. Thanks for the sanity.
.you've got me on the laughing so hard my chest is starting to hurt. This "series" is complete utter bullshit. i read the books; to see what all the "hype" was about, and can't see why there is such? i mean, i've never read such amateur writing since my year7 (7thGrade) english class. LULZ.
ps. Borders, can you please take down the Twilight displays in New zealand?
:) have you noticed. that it seems smart people are the only ones who see twilight for the bullshit it is? all the Twitards can say is, your just jealous, and make personal attacks at you. lol
I agree 100 percent u tell it to um strait especially if in a scence they deserve it but u could do it in anicer manner or at least with less cuss words but I respect u man. Wait r u a guy?
I'm a girl. I do, however, have the mouth of a 50-year-old man who just returned from a tour in Vietnam. So, asking me to stop cursing, is impossible. And asking me to be nicer... *Chuckle* Well, that just goes against my human nature.
Like I said, I'm only rude to the people who leave rude comments. I'm here chatting in a civilized manner with you, after all. And that's because you comment in a respectful manner. If these other people did the same I wouldn't be torching them like I have.
I haven't read your comments lately and I never really noticed how mean u r. Not that it not funny.... I mean ur really funny on my opion. Like the Hilary Clinton thing that was LOL funny! And ur also just being truthful and expressing youtself, but u can say some mean and intence stuff. Oh well not my problem. Bye bye bitch. Love the world then kill the people. Does that make since....?
I'm a mean person when it comes to humorless dumbasses. Nothing mean I've said was done without the target asking for it. If people post disrespectful comments, I'm going to do the same to them. One could argue that I go way overboard with it, but I'm a very brutal person and when I mind rape someone I don't hold anything back.
Thanks nova! Now I don't have to read that gawd awful series of books (which I never intended to do in the first place). I mean seriously, the girls in my school are crazy about 2 gay things: Leonardo DeCapprio and Twilight. It's just plain wrong!
haha This is amazing.=D The ending is so true. Why does no one else realize the underlying pedophilia with the whole "inprinting" thing..... How I despise thee Twilight~ As a teenage girl, it pains me to see the Twilight fangirls of my age group. *sigh* No one knows true litature anymore )'=
sooo much info... so short video, nova i started the 4th book... wow u r all right too exept for that imprinting is not freakin rape! it is like a soul thing (no sevies) and he like floats when he meets the girl! other then that true... and i have always hated bellas carecter... o and a monkey did not poop on my head it pooped on my stroller!
Nope. It's rape. You can call a panda a cheeseburger, but that doesn't make it a cheeseburger. Remain in denial if you so wish. I'm gonna go watch Blade. It has real vampires. The kind that kill humans and explode in the sunlight.
Sorry, dearie. Can't even remember what you're talking about. I get many flaming Twilighttards on a daily basis. I can't be expected to remember all of them, now can I?
"but i guess if i was a dumb cunt who spent most of her time trying to out wit people on youtube, i'd have better come backs.but no, i actually have a life"
Ahem... *Points at series of 'comebacks' you have written to the maker of the video*
Whatever you say, sugar-tits. Believe what you will about this video being "dumb", but forgive me for not trusting the opinions someone who supports baby fucking. I guess I'm just different like that.
D'aww... Someone's learned sarcasm~ How long did that take you?
And what's with the faggy smiley face? Who do you think you are, The Comedian? It takes more than supporting pedophilia to outdo him. You also have to support killing Asian hookers and the JFK assassination. You haven't earned what he's earned, buddy!
Ohhh. Now I get it. You're one of the fans who's still in denial about the pedophile undertones and baby fucking aspects of Twilight. That explains it.
You know what sarcasm is. We get it. Come up with some better material, faghag.
Heh? What's wrong with "faghag?" It's a fun word and it fits you like a glove. Oh wait. You were trying to use sarcasm again?
Come now, if you're gonna keep using the same tired responses use them properly
Tsk, tsk, tsk. Oh sweetie... Really, now you're just embarrassing yourself. Do hire writer, please. I know that might be difficult since you have no taste in literature, but I'd be willing to make some calls and help you out. Or you could just "an hero" off a cliff. I'm down with either.
hahahahah, wow, you are definitely something else.
i'll go jump off of a cliff and end my life, as soon as you get one, you dumbfuck. go ahead and waste your fucking time making dumb videos with horrid voices and whatnot. like i fucking care? i'm literally laughing at how serious and defensive your getting over a youtube video.
ps- i'd rather use the same tired responses then say something as stupid as "faghag". what are you? in middle school?
I'm the one with no life? I'm the one being serious? Oh honey, you are so barking up the wrong tree right now, really.
Hate to tell ya, but I'm taking re-playing Final Fantasy X more seriously than this conversation. Stop self-projecting, you silly little panda.
You're the one who's too busy masturbating with hotdogs and yelling "OH EDWARD~!" to take that stick out of your ass for two seconds and laugh at the video like it was meant to be.
Middle school? Me? Oh I wish. Those were the days~ When pizzas was cold served and made Domino's taste like Ledo's~ When off-key singing of Aaron Carter's "I Want Candy" filled the halls~ When vampires were bloodthirsty monsters~ Those were the days...
hahahhahahaha, my point exactly. your getting so fucking serious. calm down you fuck.
"Hate to tell ya, but I'm taking re-playing Final Fantasy X more seriously than this conversation" - wow. that makes you sound so much stupider than you already sound.
go back to your video games, and stay there you dumb twat.
as for the last part about the hotdogs- you really are in middle school, aren't you?
My mistake. Clearly you don't understand the concept of sarcasm after all if you truly believe I'm being serious.
Go back to my video games? I never left them. I'm doing a side-quest right as I type~ Huzzah for multitasking~!
Better idea~ Go back to your shitty Twilight Tribute music videos and stay there, you silly cunt.
Middle school again? Come on, seriously. If I wanted to listen to an incompetent PMSing bitch say the same things over and over I would've voted for Hillary Clinton.
Although this was a week ago that you've had a nice little conversation with a person who rapes cats, it's apparent that dumbasses like these, who can't even get a joke (in this case, this was all too real) and are complete failures at life, need so much mind raping, that their brain drowns in all that come.
"Hi there Mr.Sparkly Vampire!" xD I loved every bit of it, even though I've yet to watch the movie. Every time I see Edward, though, I'm gonna think of this. Sparkly vampire!
D'aww. Poor little fucker. Did it hurt your widdle feewings? You want a blanket? A noonie? A soda? Some painkillers? Anything that might knock you out long enough to stop to you from masturbating to sparkly vampires and bitching like a fat tween who just got her first period?
wow lol so true!!!!! i hate peole who compare twilight vs HP. harry potter took way more effort and time to make the story setting plot ect.. compared to this pathetic series
I hate that, too. I've never yet heard a similarity between the two, except "Robert Pattinson was in Harry Potter". No shit. Doesn't make them similar. Cracker's nothing like HP though they both have Robbie Coltrane in... idiots.
I HATE TWILIGHT! thank you for making this video its actually better then the real thing by far besides edward c is ugly and he is going to kill bella one day!!!!!
"Let's frolic....500 unbearable pages later...." -quoted for truth! I can't wait until someone parodies Twilight with The Worst Fanfic Ever, but then...wouldn't have to change much!
fucking sparkles in sun? bitch please be tripping =(. I am now going to spend the rest of my extremely sad life watching a vampire anime that actually makes sense and doesnt make them sparkle like fairies in the pretty sunlight....plus whats so bad about being sparkley?? please, they skip school so they dont appear sparkley... ?? I would of thought alice would of liked being sparkley...now back to my sad sad life and to REAL vampire shows and movies
Indeed. It's extremely disgraceful. I was never a huge fan of vampires to begin with(I like a few movies and books, that about it), but those... THINGS are truly a disgrace.
Vampires do not sparkle. They devour the blood of the innocent with no remorse. Those fruitloops can't even pretend to be vampires right. Fuckers kill innocent animals instead people like they're supposed to. Real nice.
Good for you, love. Have fun with your UHMAZING BUHK of sparkling faggots. Does nobody get the irony in calling someone else sick when they're on the side supporting baby rape? Oi vey...
Whoops. I forgot, you people call it "imprinting." My mistake. We in the real word call that rape.
I may have a sick mind, but at least I'm not the one masturbating to the thought of werewolves fucking newborn babies. Who's the real sick fuck here, sugar-tits? Certainly not I.
damn that sounds like what would happen
Lavalamp171 6 months ago
lol
candypinkzombie 9 months ago
Call me retarded, I saw the movie out of curiosity. I'm tore my own eyes out with a rusty nail.
silencesoloud12 10 months ago
twilight in two minutes....harry potter in ten fuckin years
littlelottie419 11 months ago
Does ANYONE know why this THING is a called a "saga"?
Elainiwen 11 months ago
Elmo, is that you? Good synopsis!
AgogDisneyGal 11 months ago
now THIS was unbeleivably hilarious!!!! Love you man!
Awesome voices. XD
PunkAngel77 1 year ago
This is... amazing. I think I'm in love with you.
aintnomuggle 1 year ago
I'm a twitard and this is hilarious.
ThatTwilightFanGirl 1 year ago
OHH i feel special. im novanatorZ's little sister >:D raven. can. freakin. fly.
RavenCanFly 1 year ago
I LOVE YOU NOW!!!
FindersUnite 1 year ago
legend!!!!!
Sianvd 1 year ago
Twilight just pissed me off. Sparkling vampires? WHAT THE FUCK!!! Like that book made my brain turn to mush.
MikeyEffinWay 1 year ago
This is now on my iPod. And I will go to school and force my pro-twilight friends to listen to it until their ears bleed. And then I will make them listen to it again.
Boofeh 1 year ago 2
This video is great it makes people finally realize that TWILIGHT SUCKS!
noobman144 1 year ago 2
can I get this on iTunes? LOL
SonySpArTaN144 1 year ago
dude that was the entire series in less than 2 mins haha
447cheyenne 1 year ago 2
So. True.
NicholasC713 1 year ago
lol, is that seriously what happened?
SonySpArTaN144 1 year ago 10
Yup.
NovanatorZ 1 year ago 8
@NovanatorZ
she has a baby that gets raped? hmm well at least the 12 year old ******* (that I see at the cinema when I wantch something alternative that is bearable) will be gone...
thomasjaffray 1 year ago
@SonySpArTaN144 oh it is, it is. :(
reviewman 1 year ago
hehehehe yay 8D!
fuzzynyan 1 year ago
vampires? twilight have fairies with blood fetishs
(btw sorry my possible bad english, i am not natural speaker)
Wedelaz 2 years ago 9
No problemo. Your English is fine.
And yes, you bring up a fine point. Those THINGS are most definitely not vampires.
NovanatorZ 2 years ago 5
Actually it's Twilight in 1 minute and 36 seconds. Get your facts right. >.>
Kindredness 2 years ago
1 minute and 36 seconds doesn't roll off the tongue like 2 Minutes.
See, some people actually put thought into what they write, unlike a certain overweight Mormon housewife.
NovanatorZ 2 years ago 7
favorite video, evaarrrr.
toughxlovex 2 years ago
Complete. And. Utter. Fact. So. Fucking. True!
jean815 2 years ago 4
oh hi mr. sparkly vampire, would u like to have sex with me?
hhahaha....
metamprphous 2 years ago 9
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ur a frigging faggot
BeeBeeBlack 2 years ago
...Said the person splooging their pants over sparkling vampires?
Whatever you say, sugar-tits.
NovanatorZ 2 years ago
hahahahhaa!
Artemistech 2 years ago
I'm not sure which is worse: Twilight or The Adventures of Sonichu o.o
Lazykitten91 2 years ago 2
Your sister likes the books I assume? I can just tell by the name 'Raven'...
UnidentifiedFemale 2 years ago 4
LOL OMFG THAT WAS EPIC, FAV FO SHO
eidius1989 2 years ago 2
i my god! i fucking love you!
MyMentalReality 2 years ago 3
HAHAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
kalinda619 2 years ago 2
couldnt hav said it better myself
wolfess017 2 years ago 3
You cant be honestly serious this is what the film is about?? i bet its a hell load more faggotty than the way you put it in your vid XD. wish i knew what you were sorta on about though lol
is it wise considering wathcing twilight?
dobby240 2 years ago 3
I still haven't seen the movie, but that's exactly what happens in the books.
I cannot recommend anyone watch/read it. It's absolute torture. Once you've seen stupidity of this caliber you can never look at life the same way again.
NovanatorZ 2 years ago
omg the way you put things is just hilarious xD i think i will have to get utterly stoned to enjoy this. not that i plan to do either of those 2 things at the same time ever
dobby240 2 years ago
don't waste your time, that movie is god awful, if at all possible the movie is worse than the fucking abomination that is the books
stupidLAMB945 2 years ago 15
LOL!!!! so funny
YamiHoOu 2 years ago
LOL xDDDDDDDDDD this is soooo fuuuunnnyyy!!!!! and i agree -_-!
Twilight is anoying my sister read it and she so likes it she told me what is it about :P!
GaaraMrSandman5 2 years ago
wow... true.... was that your real voice at the end?
deathrador 2 years ago
That was sooooo true! I love you guys! XD LMFAO!!!!
LoinAndTheLamb 2 years ago
XD HAHA, glad someone said it...
Prodigis0 2 years ago
This is so true. u3u
I worry about preteens if this is all they're reading. Twilight is no better than a horribly written fanfiction.
x0rainyday0x 2 years ago 5
OMG yes!!!! this are so many plot holes and the ending of the 4th book was all messed up and felt rushed through, seen it so many times in badly written ffs.
YamiHoOu 2 years ago 4
LOL that was sick :3
yadejenmeenpaz 2 years ago
Seriously what is up with everyone and Twilight is it the actors the romance? it just makes me sick
flyboydek 2 years ago 3
yeah!!!
more anti-twilight video!!
LOL XD
bioghost216 2 years ago 2
wait you said this was for your sister. so... im guessing that she loves twilight. but my real questions is whts your opion on twilight
twilightfreakt21 2 years ago
I think it's disgrace to the entire world of literature.
NovanatorZ 2 years ago
So true!
erinra 2 years ago
and in twilight there nt real vampires because most the stuff thay do wood kill them ...
JCHKingmo360 2 years ago
"it makes me speacial" ya special ed
twilightfreakt21 2 years ago
lol "mr. sparkly vampire"
wisconsincountrygal 2 years ago
TL; DW: It's shit.
Lemoncode 2 years ago
im a twilight fan but this was fing funny man! im still laughing lol
wisconsincountrygal 2 years ago
If only more Twilight fans could be like you. Then maybe the franchise wouldn't be getting so much shit.
Theamazingrodent 2 years ago 3
yeah. i get really annoyed when ppl make big deals about making fun of twilight. i mean its an easy target....i still like the books but you gotta laugh sometimes right?
wisconsincountrygal 2 years ago
Tardlight fucking sucks.
DinahoftheRailroad 2 years ago
Great!
VforVendetta200 2 years ago 2
This piece=win. This totally made my day.
S0CAL858 2 years ago 4
trillight kills. xP
EpicSmile4Lifee 2 years ago
I heard it was bad, but dayum...
germanboy66 2 years ago
I tried to read the book,I really did. I just can't,my IQ..
You forgot the manipulative stalker parts :)
Bit,still,so true and funny.
NinjaMuffinMaster 2 years ago 4
Lol the girl sounds like the english version of suisesiki from rozen maiden X3
tecneon 2 years ago
i couldnt agree more with you
i just dont get with this stupid fangirls are always OMFG!!!! JACOB =B!!!!!EDWARD !!!
maybe they do like baby raping D:<
you do not love twilight!!!????
im in fucking love with you =D
salsakiller3 2 years ago 6
Haha God damn that was hilarious how you explained this utter piece of shit in about two minutes. ps. you've got a good range on your voice
Shikojen 2 years ago 10
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Shut the hell up!
Bug329 2 years ago
D'aww. Poor little fucker. Did it hurt your feelings?
Go masturbate to your Edward Cullen poster, silly panda.
NovanatorZ 2 years ago
LOL
KittKatt4Ever 2 years ago
lmao!!!!!!!!!!! I like Twilight but the flaws are obvious. Breaking Dawn..........I just pretend it doesn't exist.
femmefatale1990 2 years ago
You are a Goddess of making fun of horrible plots.
Stephanie Meyer took most of her ideas from Anne Rice, and it still sucked. I mean, come ON. Jacob = Pedophile.
NightxSkyxLover 2 years ago 3
gotta say...i didn't even finish the first book because it was so annoying, and i still refuse to watch the movie x_x
(can't beleive MTV actually named this THING the 'best movie of the year' and gave bella the 'best actress' award D: )
awesome job on this summary! everything was just SO true. ._.
KawaiiCindyChan 2 years ago 9
omg. i hated how it won "Best Movie of the Year" i knew it was going to happen. I yelled at my tv. "You fucking assholes! Real vampires aren't sparkly!"
LifelessLyric 2 years ago 30
@LifelessLyric
Whilst I am not a fan of Twillight, the author of a book can do ANYTHING to it's characters. No matter how foolish it is.
BattleonOmega 1 year ago
I could have said it in less time, but that was pretty great. Nice job.
XxVampireEternityxX 2 years ago
Haha, i laughed all the time! i love the twilight saga, sorry, you think that i'm pathetic, you hate me and stuff, but i don't care. Still, i loved the video, it was really funny and pretty true... :D
juissimakkis 2 years ago
How could I hate you for having a sense of humor? Twilight fans don't bother me if they're still open-minded people who can laugh at it's flaws.
NovanatorZ 2 years ago
wooooooooooooooo,nice a girl who dosen't like twlight,finaly,GOD DAMIT,ITS ABOUT FUCKING TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rasengan37 2 years ago 8
Thank you, Novanator. Thank you for sticking it to the idiots who still like this series. *slow claps building to thunderous applause* xD
shinobiflare 2 years ago 7
True facts,people. 5 stars.
xoxPoweredByTofuxox 2 years ago
oh god, that imprint scene in the book was so disturbing, I hate that book and now I hate life, everything seems wonderful compared to it
thank you so much for this, I actually enjoyed something from this series, the PARODY
IsOneFunkyNoob 2 years ago
The truest 2 minutes I've ever seen.
NightsEclipse44 2 years ago
this really is exactly how the books go which just shows how truly pathetic the saga is
stickpplrbeast 2 years ago
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Wow... this is epic.
madcowyup 2 years ago
Lmao 8D
MikkiMurderxx 2 years ago
lmao fuck twilight
stupidandhated8 2 years ago 2
I love twilight but this is really funny XD
Torchwoodian 2 years ago 2
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kill urself
FetusGobbler221 2 years ago
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You're shut up! Your not smart! You don'not even read the book so go do some thing createve like learn how to be smart! LOLZ.
Enywaz this is not a good summery at all. You didn'not even get in to de tail about Edward and Bell's romanse! I read the book seven and a have times and I never gots boared, not ounce. So unless you've have read the book then SFTU!
JurkeyTURKEYwait 2 years ago
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Sorry I mis spelled Belle's name. Sorry. I was eating a corn on the cob and my fingers was all buttery.
JurkeyTURKEYwait 2 years ago
I was eating cob on the corn and my butter got all fingery
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KittKatt4Ever 2 years ago
Lemme see... probably you're one of those people who read the books every other day, deny any other literature and are all about "OMG TWILIGHT OMGLOLOLOLO EDWAAAAAAAAAAAARD"?
Then I'm really sorry for you, and that Twilight polluted your now non-existant brain so much.
And by the way, learn English, moron.
xuniap 2 years ago
Same here. I love Twilight but this is just brilliant xD
NightTimeWish 2 years ago
Im a twilight fan but this is hilarious! 5/5
Lupinestar56 2 years ago
Proof that Twilight Sucks...
flatlined95 2 years ago 22
God, I think the sheer faggotry of Twilight has made me physically unable to ever watch any type of show involving vampires ever again. -waves goodbye to favorite animes-
At least I still have Anne Rice. And this video. Thanks for the sanity.
NinjaNoki 2 years ago 7
EPIC. WIN.
ZovestaDark 2 years ago 3
lol this is way finnier then laughing at the movie, and books
Telekinisis8467 2 years ago 2
Im guessing raven is a freind of yours or a sibling?
~NarutoUzamaki738
HarryPotter738 2 years ago
THANK YOU.
I fucking love you for this.
TheLadyofthewest 2 years ago 4
8D~~~I LOVE YU!
kodochakhfan 2 years ago 2
EPIC WIN
SaroyaTheHedgehog 2 years ago 3
epic win :D
500 umbearable pages later
DrusillasCrazy 2 years ago 3
Its COLOUR. not COLOR.
.sorry just thought i'd say so.
.you've got me on the laughing so hard my chest is starting to hurt. This "series" is complete utter bullshit. i read the books; to see what all the "hype" was about, and can't see why there is such? i mean, i've never read such amateur writing since my year7 (7thGrade) english class. LULZ.
ps. Borders, can you please take down the Twilight displays in New zealand?
illicit3an 2 years ago
I don't know if you're from another country or are just trying to be a fancy-pants, but here in America it's spelled "color."
Glad too see someone else who sees Twilight for the crapfest it is though.
NovanatorZ 2 years ago
lol; of course i'm from another country.
:) have you noticed. that it seems smart people are the only ones who see twilight for the bullshit it is? all the Twitards can say is, your just jealous, and make personal attacks at you. lol
:)
illicit3an 2 years ago 3
Lol. Yeah in Britain, Australia and where the author was from... New Zealand? It's spelt colour. Hehe XP
KristinaTVfan 2 years ago
finally a girl who realizes how ridiculous this book is omg funny all this is is just an over exaggerated story of pedophilia
thekingofreyes3 2 years ago 5
I agree 100 percent u tell it to um strait especially if in a scence they deserve it but u could do it in anicer manner or at least with less cuss words but I respect u man. Wait r u a guy?
twilightfreakt21 2 years ago
I'm a girl. I do, however, have the mouth of a 50-year-old man who just returned from a tour in Vietnam. So, asking me to stop cursing, is impossible. And asking me to be nicer... *Chuckle* Well, that just goes against my human nature.
Like I said, I'm only rude to the people who leave rude comments. I'm here chatting in a civilized manner with you, after all. And that's because you comment in a respectful manner. If these other people did the same I wouldn't be torching them like I have.
NovanatorZ 2 years ago
I haven't read your comments lately and I never really noticed how mean u r. Not that it not funny.... I mean ur really funny on my opion. Like the Hilary Clinton thing that was LOL funny! And ur also just being truthful and expressing youtself, but u can say some mean and intence stuff. Oh well not my problem. Bye bye bitch. Love the world then kill the people. Does that make since....?
twilightfreakt21 2 years ago
I'm a mean person when it comes to humorless dumbasses. Nothing mean I've said was done without the target asking for it. If people post disrespectful comments, I'm going to do the same to them. One could argue that I go way overboard with it, but I'm a very brutal person and when I mind rape someone I don't hold anything back.
Makes perfect sense to me! 8D
NovanatorZ 2 years ago
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This makes me smile.
:D
Here, have an internetz, you won it.
AidanRaccoon 2 years ago 4
Haha!!! This is hilarious. I love Twilight, but this is entirely true. :D Does that even make sense? Oh well. I never do anyway. lol
vampireanimegirl 2 years ago
Oh my god....this is soo hillarious! XD
RubyBlue268 2 years ago
Thanks nova! Now I don't have to read that gawd awful series of books (which I never intended to do in the first place). I mean seriously, the girls in my school are crazy about 2 gay things: Leonardo DeCapprio and Twilight. It's just plain wrong!
Brink0War 2 years ago 5
haha This is amazing.=D The ending is so true. Why does no one else realize the underlying pedophilia with the whole "inprinting" thing..... How I despise thee Twilight~ As a teenage girl, it pains me to see the Twilight fangirls of my age group. *sigh* No one knows true litature anymore )'=
itachismaniac 2 years ago 8
so true, you know if u type in "love twilight" on google u get less results then if you type in "hate twilight" XD
animeliones 2 years ago 2
sooo much info... so short video, nova i started the 4th book... wow u r all right too exept for that imprinting is not freakin rape! it is like a soul thing (no sevies) and he like floats when he meets the girl! other then that true... and i have always hated bellas carecter... o and a monkey did not poop on my head it pooped on my stroller!
rayrayfan356 2 years ago
Nope. It's rape. You can call a panda a cheeseburger, but that doesn't make it a cheeseburger. Remain in denial if you so wish. I'm gonna go watch Blade. It has real vampires. The kind that kill humans and explode in the sunlight.
Close enough!
PorchmonkeyStudios 2 years ago 8
hahah, the reason i said that was because you kept talking about how lame my comebacks were.
i see no point in arguing with you. its about as pointless as trying to convince someone that the sky isn't blue.
so, i have my opinion, you have yours, and we'll just keep it that way.
BYE.
kittenluvr666 2 years ago
Sorry, dearie. Can't even remember what you're talking about. I get many flaming Twilighttards on a daily basis. I can't be expected to remember all of them, now can I?
NovanatorZ 2 years ago
hah, k, whatevz.
BYE :)
kittenluvr666 2 years ago
"but i guess if i was a dumb cunt who spent most of her time trying to out wit people on youtube, i'd have better come backs.but no, i actually have a life"
Ahem... *Points at series of 'comebacks' you have written to the maker of the video*
XxChobitsRawksxX 2 years ago
Awesome, I loved it!
Mr. Sparkly Vampire - lmao ^^
skanose 2 years ago
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oh my fucking god.
you are so stupid. this was the dumbest thing i've seen all WEEK.
CONGRATS :)
kittenluvr666 2 years ago
Dumber than 1000-year-old sparkly vampires that attend high school? Methinks someone doesn't understand the meaning of the word "dumb."
Go masturbate with your Edward plushie, you silly little faggot.
NovanatorZ 2 years ago
yes, dumber than that :)
ooooo GOOD ONE
kittenluvr666 2 years ago
Whatever you say, sugar-tits. Believe what you will about this video being "dumb", but forgive me for not trusting the opinions someone who supports baby fucking. I guess I'm just different like that.
D'aww... Someone's learned sarcasm~ How long did that take you?
NovanatorZ 2 years ago
And what's with the faggy smiley face? Who do you think you are, The Comedian? It takes more than supporting pedophilia to outdo him. You also have to support killing Asian hookers and the JFK assassination. You haven't earned what he's earned, buddy!
NovanatorZ 2 years ago
Hmmmm, methinks that someone didn't pay attention to what they were reading? Imprinting isn't baby fucking you dumb twat.
you should be a stand up comic, because you are just SOOOOO funny.
kittenluvr666 2 years ago
Ohhh. Now I get it. You're one of the fans who's still in denial about the pedophile undertones and baby fucking aspects of Twilight. That explains it.
You know what sarcasm is. We get it. Come up with some better material, faghag.
NovanatorZ 2 years ago
oh, yeah, definitely.
you tell me to come up with some better material, and you just called me a "faghag"
lol ANOTHER GOOD ONE!
kittenluvr666 2 years ago
Heh? What's wrong with "faghag?" It's a fun word and it fits you like a glove. Oh wait. You were trying to use sarcasm again?
Come now, if you're gonna keep using the same tired responses use them properly
Tsk, tsk, tsk. Oh sweetie... Really, now you're just embarrassing yourself. Do hire writer, please. I know that might be difficult since you have no taste in literature, but I'd be willing to make some calls and help you out. Or you could just "an hero" off a cliff. I'm down with either.
NovanatorZ 2 years ago
hahahahah, wow, you are definitely something else.
i'll go jump off of a cliff and end my life, as soon as you get one, you dumbfuck. go ahead and waste your fucking time making dumb videos with horrid voices and whatnot. like i fucking care? i'm literally laughing at how serious and defensive your getting over a youtube video.
ps- i'd rather use the same tired responses then say something as stupid as "faghag". what are you? in middle school?
kittenluvr666 2 years ago
Aren't I though?
OHMYGODSERIOUSFUCKINGBUSINESS!?
I'm the one with no life? I'm the one being serious? Oh honey, you are so barking up the wrong tree right now, really.
Hate to tell ya, but I'm taking re-playing Final Fantasy X more seriously than this conversation. Stop self-projecting, you silly little panda.
You're the one who's too busy masturbating with hotdogs and yelling "OH EDWARD~!" to take that stick out of your ass for two seconds and laugh at the video like it was meant to be.
NovanatorZ 2 years ago
Middle school? Me? Oh I wish. Those were the days~ When pizzas was cold served and made Domino's taste like Ledo's~ When off-key singing of Aaron Carter's "I Want Candy" filled the halls~ When vampires were bloodthirsty monsters~ Those were the days...
Memory~ All alone in the moonlight~ Not a-
...I'm not sure where I am right now.
NovanatorZ 2 years ago
hahahhahahaha, my point exactly. your getting so fucking serious. calm down you fuck.
"Hate to tell ya, but I'm taking re-playing Final Fantasy X more seriously than this conversation" - wow. that makes you sound so much stupider than you already sound.
go back to your video games, and stay there you dumb twat.
as for the last part about the hotdogs- you really are in middle school, aren't you?
kittenluvr666 2 years ago
My mistake. Clearly you don't understand the concept of sarcasm after all if you truly believe I'm being serious.
Go back to my video games? I never left them. I'm doing a side-quest right as I type~ Huzzah for multitasking~!
Better idea~ Go back to your shitty Twilight Tribute music videos and stay there, you silly cunt.
Middle school again? Come on, seriously. If I wanted to listen to an incompetent PMSing bitch say the same things over and over I would've voted for Hillary Clinton.
NovanatorZ 2 years ago
Although this was a week ago that you've had a nice little conversation with a person who rapes cats, it's apparent that dumbasses like these, who can't even get a joke (in this case, this was all too real) and are complete failures at life, need so much mind raping, that their brain drowns in all that come.
Brink0War 2 years ago
Chipolata would be closer to Edward, I'm sure :D
I don't think she realises she's being pwned... it's a sad world :|
You got it perfectly right in this video :)
XxChobitsRawksxX 2 years ago
Demon hell child.... nice...
"Hi there Mr.Sparkly Vampire!" xD I loved every bit of it, even though I've yet to watch the movie. Every time I see Edward, though, I'm gonna think of this. Sparkly vampire!
kittenless 2 years ago 2
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i hated every fucken second of it u ass hole
tama703 2 years ago
D'aww. Poor little fucker. Did it hurt your widdle feewings? You want a blanket? A noonie? A soda? Some painkillers? Anything that might knock you out long enough to stop to you from masturbating to sparkly vampires and bitching like a fat tween who just got her first period?
NovanatorZ 2 years ago
...wtf?...as much as i hate 2 say this....lol,that was really funny..good job!
EdwardCullenH0TTIE 2 years ago 2
Thanks~! If only more Twilight fans could chill out and laugh at this video like it was meant to be.
NovanatorZ 2 years ago
wow lol so true!!!!! i hate peole who compare twilight vs HP. harry potter took way more effort and time to make the story setting plot ect.. compared to this pathetic series
SnobrdrTG 2 years ago
I hate that, too. I've never yet heard a similarity between the two, except "Robert Pattinson was in Harry Potter". No shit. Doesn't make them similar. Cracker's nothing like HP though they both have Robbie Coltrane in... idiots.
XxChobitsRawksxX 2 years ago 3
lol
fLyGoN160595 2 years ago
That was so FUNNY!! I loved that! "Mr. Sparkly Vampire!" Very funny!
tamarkbloomuedu 2 years ago
I HATE TWILIGHT! thank you for making this video its actually better then the real thing by far besides edward c is ugly and he is going to kill bella one day!!!!!
12awesome34aw 2 years ago 2
He's better when he dies in Harry Potter xD
XxChobitsRawksxX 2 years ago
Dhampir love their fathers. True story.
xexyzl 2 years ago
Oh. My. God. This was way to true. Lol i love this video. Exactly what Twilight IS!
AranxNiomii 2 years ago 2
I really hate to say this but that was freakin' halariuos
twilightfreakt21 2 years ago 2
Thank'ya. Always glad to see some of you folks have a sense of humor.
NovanatorZ 2 years ago
Ahahaha! Great job :D
"Let's frolic....500 unbearable pages later...." -quoted for truth! I can't wait until someone parodies Twilight with The Worst Fanfic Ever, but then...wouldn't have to change much!
frostybaby13 2 years ago
Damned right. Twilight reminds me of Ebony (Or Enoby, as she seems to think she's called) and her little orgy with all the HP characters. Eesh =|
XxChobitsRawksxX 2 years ago
Haha! Im a friggen HUGE twilight fan. But i still think this is the FUNNIEST thing ive ever heard. Hahaha! Kudos!
staci110196 2 years ago
Twilight gives disgrace to all vampires...
fucking sparkles in sun? bitch please be tripping =(. I am now going to spend the rest of my extremely sad life watching a vampire anime that actually makes sense and doesnt make them sparkle like fairies in the pretty sunlight....plus whats so bad about being sparkley?? please, they skip school so they dont appear sparkley... ?? I would of thought alice would of liked being sparkley...now back to my sad sad life and to REAL vampire shows and movies
ulquiorraxgrimmeh 2 years ago
Indeed. It's extremely disgraceful. I was never a huge fan of vampires to begin with(I like a few movies and books, that about it), but those... THINGS are truly a disgrace.
Vampires do not sparkle. They devour the blood of the innocent with no remorse. Those fruitloops can't even pretend to be vampires right. Fuckers kill innocent animals instead people like they're supposed to. Real nice.
NovanatorZ 2 years ago
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You make me sick.
puresilverrain 2 years ago
Damn. I'm making a lot of people sick all of a sudden. What an odd trend.
Seriously now, I'm speaking out against a book that supports baby fucking and pedophilia and I'm the sick one? What has the world come to...
NovanatorZ 2 years ago
the part abt the 'baby sex' wuz sick
which is rape in the 'real' world.. u sicken me
Yesacxo11 2 years ago
Good for you, love. Have fun with your UHMAZING BUHK of sparkling faggots. Does nobody get the irony in calling someone else sick when they're on the side supporting baby rape? Oi vey...
NovanatorZ 2 years ago
Lol so true.......
bleachawsome 2 years ago
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U sicken me get a life! twilight rocks !
bubbaandcurry 2 years ago
I sicken you for making a two minute satirical video, but a book riddled with pedophile vampires and baby rape is alright?
Okay, yeah. That makes perfect sense. You sick fuck.
NovanatorZ 2 years ago
what the freak there's no freakn baby rape or whatever crap your saying your the one that's a sick mind!
bubbaandcurry 2 years ago
Whoops. I forgot, you people call it "imprinting." My mistake. We in the real word call that rape.
I may have a sick mind, but at least I'm not the one masturbating to the thought of werewolves fucking newborn babies. Who's the real sick fuck here, sugar-tits? Certainly not I.
NovanatorZ 2 years ago