Retards go to heaven

[KagamineKataRINa]

Not to say i dont respect other people, its just funny bc of the ignorant christians hahah

[KagamineKataRINa]

"Because it takes logic and knowledge to become an atheist!"

...

...

...Pfft...

HAHAHAHAHA made my day XDXDXD

[SuperBspb]

Well I haven't seen a mongoloid start a war, but I have seen one running around ass naked screaming and punching random people so...

[90puf]

after seeing some of your videous,and this specific one,trusting your logic and if you buy it i have to say you that you are going fore sure to Heaven..Congratulations;)

[JOOP60606]

hes a bit of a nob bucket

[2rainmalt]

i feel like God right noe!! i Just wanna hug my favorite retard; u!

[Boldark]

eres español no? XDD

[Pomme843]

Oh. I didn't know Jesusophile was a parody channel.

[Yacovsup]

Do u imporvise thiss??? or do u write it down because if u do improb then ur a genious!!

[957Chatterton]

If you're right, you're going to heaven.

[AnnisaAyana]

If you are mocking christians, your beliefs does not represent all of them.

[iruparatso]

When you launched into a retard rendition of Tomato Tomahto, I lost it.

[Arty288]

i dunno if it's the Johnny Walker but damn you're hilarious.

[simvlacrvm]

i want to snuggle you!

[SkepticalChimp]

Kept it together until 4:54

Funniest man on YouTube without a doubt

[TheCodeWright]

Most flame wars are started by mongoloids. And retards.

[MrTank116]

so i guess your going to heaven? 

[TheRazorKids]

I think he's Jewish in real life (:

[DistortedFaiths]

@TheRazorKids He's a Dutchman.

[geekymarianne]

Anyone who thinks Jesusophile is genuine is going to heaven!

[tomfisere]

Is he taking the piss or is this a real religious guy?

[chriswww]

Jesusophile, i love you, can we have sex???

[gummibot]

Everyone is born atheist. You have the choice to retain the information pushed into your mind.

[TheRancor44]

If retards go to heaven... then Jesusophile is goin' too.

[iCadaverx]

ROFL ! !! LKDJSFLKSADJFLEKWJF OMFG HE

LOL

HE SAID BEING AN ATHEIST TAKES REASON, AND LOGIC.

So, he's a christian becuase it doesn't take logic?

And it doesn't take reason? HA !

[dartter50]

@iCadaverx he is trolling

[iCadaverx]

@dartter50

Upan further inspection of his other videos I find this. :P

[dartter50]

@iCadaverx okay. but he is just trolling. no christian would name their account jesusophile.

[s3sndyer3s]

"God just loves cuddling a retard"

[Hasbo88]

well played sir

[nilzardo]

Loling so hard right now.

[xafez]

your right. people who can't think don't become atheists. because they cant think. on the other hand retards, and mongoloids and people who can't think do believe in god. i can live with that :)

[RepaleoN]

if god exists.. the best way to descripe him is the devil..

[Eatingfrootloops]

you are so dumb i know some mentaly handicaped people that are jerks and think they are better then everyone, they are athiest. your talking about things you have no idea about and to say they can't think is just wrong. please don't talk about things you do not know. from an atheist with reason as you said.

[yozkopf3000]

o no I am sorry!

I meant the meek will inherit the earth! (also notice: the earth not heaven)

But like stated in the video, retards are often considered to be very meek, so it fits in a sense...

[yozkopf3000]

Blessed are the retards for they will inherit the earth

[xBackUpAccount]

Then I see a seagull outside to..thats pretty good to hahahahah lmao!!

[Shokkaz]

HIGGGGGHHHHHHH!!! Yea, ha, hello, ok then

[tryme113]

retard heaven.. well I guess this guy is going there, unless there's a retard hell...

[mvpmsj]

so he gave you less of a brain and more of a heart?? oh wait that theory's flawed because you hate homosexuals. Where the FUCK is the heart now? (that's right, you like my swearing. i got a motherfucking lack of fucking peanut butter vocabulary) I DON"T WANT THIS!!!!!!! OWWWW

[jokifka]

you´re so sexy

[TheClubbman]

I find the sarcasm of this absolutely hilarious.

[ItsTheTimetoParty]

so retards cant be atheists because they dont have logic and/or reason. Yes that proves christianity is true thank u sir

[alexGanJa1]

WHY YOU ALL HATING?? TROLL??wtf is that talk.use are all goons on ere all of use on heree.this geezas a fukin joker end of. this is comedey on a next ting.....yh so what if he is a proper nerd sooo leve him alone u bunch of pusyoles.

[alexGanJa1]

joker.

[MrMentix]

Nice of u to tell us only retards believe in god :D

[kindercold]

Well, shit. If you're giving out free hugs to the retards, then my mom can go screw herself. There's NO WAY I'm laying off the airplane glue!

[MrJanobala]

hahahahah why do you call them retards retard?

[cam89realone]

This guy is such a prick lol i love it AHHAAH

[kahah2]

gengis kahahan

[GrilledChickenTV]

such a troll

[ashbringsthepartyy23]

retards isn't a very appropriate term...

[Bekkxful]

i want to shoot this guy in the face

[SiT1986]

@1:53 "Because Mongoloids don't have the capacity to think they won't become Atheists. It takes reason and logic. And that's like a strange thing for them".

Yes, exactly. And all Christians are too good for reason and logic, also. They believe in the heart. And the heart is stronger than the brain. I think.. but anyway, that's not the point. The point is they respect that Jesus died for our sins. Because he was at the Cross and he died... FOR US! Yeah, the bible says so. So it's true.

[Biggerblue666]

This doushe bag cant be for real.'

[MeetTheCryptid]

I love you man!

[cubfan1818]

So you're saying that all "retards" have no intelligence? What about Rainman? Huh? Answer that one, genius.

[justsomeguy2756]

@cubfan1818 rain man had a disorder called autism he is not a retard. A retard actually has a dijsorder named retardation any other disorder is NOT retardation thank you good night... I have asperger's syndrome - A high functioning form of autism where unlike rain man I can communicate at a higher rate so don't disregard this

[KrazyKazooie]

@justsomeguy2756 The title "Rain man" is actually symbolism to the illuminati conspiracy.

[MyFudginBrother]

was jesus a retard then

[paultomasi]

Fuckin' hilarious !!

[panterguy]

Well, it must make you feel really good to know, that , no matter what, you are going to heaven.

[governmentcheese411]

not true! mongoloids have started many wars. only they used a different name. generally they call themselves christians, jews and muslims. i prefer to call them evil hate mongering filth that should be wiped from the face of the earth. why would so many fools believe in a mythology that even its highest leaders openly don't believe in it? fucking morons!

[IrinaRamova]

the only thing I really can't laugh about is cruelty to animals.

[Anight7mareX]

Seriously, fuck you. Go to hell, if there is one. They're not called "retards", and if you were a christian you wouldn't be so ignorant and FUCKING disrespectful. They're intellectually disabled.

The fact that you throw around the word "retard" like it's just some other noun is preposterous and extremely offending and rude. Check your fucking self before using that word again, or I will have no problem personally driving a CTA bus into you and making you eat your own words.

[natedergrt]

@Anight7mareX hey,hey..guess what?! Retard!!!! lol!

[Anight7mareX]

@natedergrt

So you're making fun of handicapped people? This is 2011, people have access to a lot of information on the internet, Nate. Learn to control the filter in your brain, or it will get you into a world of hurt.

[natedergrt]

@Anight7mareX no i'm merely trying to say... that at some point in time we must have some type of humor... I'm sure everyone has been made fun of at some point in time... were would we be if everyone took everything so serious?

[Anight7mareX]

@natedergrt

I have a great sense of humor. Using the word "retard" or "retarded" in a negative sense, is putting down people with mental/physical disabilities. You must be one cold-hearted, sick bastard if your self-esteem is so low that you need to drag someone incapable of defending themselves down with you.

There is a time and place for humor, and I find it 9 times out of 10. But, working with the intellectually disabled, I do not stand for any abuse such as this.

[natedergrt]

@Anight7mareXno, i am merely just saying that at some point we need to have a sense of humor. I f every one tool everything to be so serious, where would we be?

[natedergrt]

@Anight7mareX  I have been made fun of by a what you call a intellectually disabled.. and I've seen them make fun of others of the same sort. just as us "normal" people make fun of each other, we need to learn to laugh at ourselves sometimes, no matter whom it may be... yes, those who use that term in a derogatory sense are

[natedergrt]

@Anight7mareX assholes... but no one can do anything about it. look at racism, after thousands of years it still isn't stamped out. no matter how hard we try, it will never be completely solved... so for the time being. not getting upset about every little thing and at times having a sense of humor can go alot farther than arguing and even bloodshed

[Anight7mareX]

@natedergrt

So you're saying because it's still around that makes it alright? You need a serious reality check. How about you head on over to Ford Heights, IL and use some of the racist smack you're talking about, and witness the "sense of humor" that is real life.

[natedergrt]

@Anight7mareX so have a sense of humor!!!! i have plenty of intellectually disabled friends and we all have fun!

[natedergrt]

@Anight7mareX i have had plenty of threats of your sort, it does go both ways...

[lalafatboy]

i want the weed he smokes 0_o

[HorseyGirlRides]

Look mate I have no offence to Christians. I am infact one myself. But thoose people you call retards e.g people with facial disfigurment,brain problems I.e dslexyia there not retards and dude when you go to heaven you will see them. They will meet and greet you so don't diss them mate. Love God xxx

[Instinctinside]

JesusOphile! Do you live in the Hague by any chance my friend? Just wanted to say you're awesome, I always laugh my ass off with you, you really should start making new videos! If you do live anywhere near The Hague you're invited to my home any day of the week for a few beers and a good game of Texas Hold'em if you do any of that :) Laters!

[MintehFreshYah]

YOUR THE LEADER OF THE MUNGALOIDS!

[fiscornioman]

Gengis Khan started a fucking whole lot of wars.

He was mongoloid.

KILL THEM ALL!

[zannimask]

@fiscornioman Mongolian...

[MyCorruptSoul]

@fiscornioman lmao... so true, so true

[alcidesflores79]

people like this guy should be fead to retards

[DemonHunter7609]

are you smart? no, are you beautiful?........well, on the inside. LOL

[Hemestal]

I laughed every second.

[cassandralynn17]

you know.. People with mental retardation (please don't call them retards, it sounds mean) do in fact have just as much capacity to think as you and I do. sometimes they are even smarter than us. They are also very beautiful people. Not just on the inside but on the out as well. Kinda like deaf people.Just because they sound different when they talk and can't comprehend what people are saying doesn't make them any less capable of doing things just like you and I.You are no smarter than any of us

[eezysqueezy]

I love how this guy trolls like a champion and gets all sorts of stupid cunts outraged at his 'views'. To those people I say, go watch some Dane Cook you fucking morons!

Nice.

[MystedMind]

i want a recording of that song

[80gamer]

pause at 2:14

[80gamer]

u just trollin

[80gamer]

forestt gump ftw

[torchwoodlurve]

i'm convinced you are one of the smartest comedians i've ever seen. honestly, please do a video to confirm whether this is a comedy channel

[resincoatedlungs]

i laughed into tears

[DamiAllison]

@Jesusophile You're a special child =] VERY VERY "special"

[instereovideos]

I know there are people on here who are just soooo pissed that he's mocking retarded people in this clip... but you guys can get over it, he's really mocking the Christian way of rationalizing how the mentally disabled supposedly fit into God's plan. If you're missing that, then you were created with less brains, but more heart.

[MrKato777]

He loves just cuddling a Retard.

[AnAmazingJane]

Thumbs up for sea gulls being pretty good, too. lol

[goldthylacine]

You dont even understand how bad that word is. To me saying the r word is worse than swearing.

[shrikechan]

I won't be able to hear that song ever again without laughing insanely.

[seandaugherty300]

the funny thing is people think this is real

[ohdoshutit]

i love you, let's get married and have crazy kids!

[NeroTheAtheist]

LMAO this is fantastic 

[javierblkdeth]

can someone please tell me if this is a parody or not???

[NeroTheAtheist]

@javierblkdeth It's satire..I know I nearly believed him to when I first listened to him lol

[srspower]

well i just saw a mongoloid sing. In this video.

[GalacticGoomba]

Thumbs up if you think that he made this video to make fun of retards.

[MetalMatt93]

@GalacticGoomba No, he made it to make fun of creationists.

[MetalMatt93]

@GalacticGoomba I change my mind, that's the same thing.

[iPreferMice]

how do you even know there is brains?!?!?!1/?1/?11111

[icekinga18]

yes, very touching. to my funny bone! i was fucking laughing my ASS off throughout the entire thing!

[Suertsje]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[KoolaidriaLIVE]

turn the captions on when he sings.

[toxiconflict]

Retarded people would not get into Heaven. They'd probably go to Dog Heaven.

[moparkid440]

THOSE WHO DIE WITHOUT CHRIST AS THEIR SAVIOR WILL HAVE ENDLESS PUNISHMENT IN HELL!!! COME TO CHRIST AND REPENT OF YOUR SIN AND BE SAVED...JESUS IS THE ONLY WAY TO HEAVEN MY FRIENDS....ACCEPT HIM AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR TODAY!!!

[DaleStrickland]

@moparkid440

I bet Christ can't fix your stuck caps lock key.

[Nick943098]

This guy pwns every Christian in the world

[konquers3454]

Wait so are we allowed to be sexually attracted to "retards"?

[dreamingcyborg]

are you explaining here what you are?!

[VierasMarius]

Fucking seagulls... how do they work?

[sayastra]

i love that he says that questioning god takes logic...... just a thought- this guy might be being sarcastic (if need a question, he pretty much said he has no logic)

[dunndudebemelol]

@sayastra its comedy

[sayastra]

@dunndudebemelol i know... i'm just pointing out that he pretty much made fun of himself/the character he's playing.

[LotusDragon09]

Im agnostic, so im just not sure about the existence of a god or gods. I dont favor one particular side...but this video is hilarious. I actually lol'ed.

1:51-2:01

Woah wait...did you just completely contradict yourself from another video there?

[Sauce8186]

mungaloid? really? who says that....

[BillyandBarry]

uh... retard heaven?

[LAsFinest20010]

lmfao

[eurisko67]

Mongoloids are a broad division of humankind relating to the indigenous peoples of Asia. And to use this as a derogatory term for the mentally handicapped is beyond ignorant. You must be a Christian.

[TheColorfulLolipop]

Hello. I'm retarded and I'm an atheist.

[Xaeldaren]

@TheColorfulLolipop Mindfuck engaged. 

[DemonHunter7609]

@TheColorfulLolipop "Hello. I'm retarded and I'm an atheist."

That would explain why you're retarded.

[pedroamaralcouto]

@TheColorfulLolipop Isn't that the same thing for nutty christians? I guess we're out of the hook.

[jackiescorpio]

@TheColorfulLolipop HE'S AN ATHEIST TOO! And he is very GAY sorry girls! didn't mean to burst your bubble, but he loves the guys

[yerMaisfine]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!

[yerMaisfine]

I do want to believe in a special place that is beyond time, eternal, but the thought of ME carrying on 4eva and eva is just scary, shit!, I'm already tired of meself!, and I don't much want to spend eternity with most of the people I see in Church.

[jamiebeith]

"Everyone is born with a strong belief in God, and during your life you can start thinking about that and become Atheist" LOL true, if you think about it you will become atheist.

[retardedsnake]

talking of retards... watch?v=wEQBHNt-uWA

[wikkedSeth]

You're pretty special yourself.

[Rottigator]

I love this guy.

[Altinum]

I'm sitting here looking at a retard right now... :)

[stuflikethis]

a mongoloid is an asian asshole

[Mrazerty1]

A seagull.

[theherdmentality]

are you really a dutchman? how tall are you? you don't look tall enough to be a dutchman

[DJNow1216]

2:17 = Retard Heaven...so you'll be joining them, right?

[jamesbob006]

I think you're a troll.

[bcroger2]

Well lucky you.

[gotohellfast]

It's bad to make fun of mongoloids,I know.

But when you started singing , I almost exploded.

Bursting out in laughter,saliva flew out my mouth against the monitor.

I can hardly see you with all that slime on the screen.

You made my day!

[Alexandurs]

have fun in heaven, dipshit

[ThalassianBloodKing]

@Alexandurs have fun in hell, asswipe

[sayastra]

@Alexandurs lol someone doesn't know tongue in cheek/sarcastic humor.

[weavestress]

you're a very judgemental person.

and for a christian you sure are wrong on a lot of aspects of christianity and the word of god.

but hey i have some posative words too...

you should try out for american idol... you have a beautiful singing voice for a retard.

Lastly there's a point to be made on the retard afterlife.

Are you seriously segragating heaven? lol. oh my god you're a terrible person!

but ... if there ever was a retard heaven i'd imagine it'd kinda be like chuck-e-cheese.

[dandyboykb]

OMG i used to hate you so much but now i know that this is a satire it's funny as hell

[formerutuber]

Great satire!!

[Neumaaan]

love the retard song

[PaulThePuppetier]

Is he trying to say Britsh are mongoloids with that little song?

[JoshRobertson142]

@PaulThePuppetier

wtf has that song got to do with British?

[PaulThePuppetier]

"I love a good mongoloid"

LOL

[LegionDCX]

Does anyone else here realize this guy's actually MOCKING Christians? (Well, the Christians don't. Because they're special.) But this guy is absolutely hilarious. LMFAO

[DeathSithe92]

is it me or does anyone else relaize the coincidence that jesusophile and pedophile sound and are spelled closely alike??..........

[wolfmother8719]

@DeathSithe92 I noticed that right off, but you would be the first to point it out.

[Chimpdecheese]

absolutely freaking hilarious.. Wine came out of my nose.

[katiie39]

I have seen most of your videos and have come to the conclusion that your a sexist and a racist person...this is not what "god" wants you believe your doing good by spreading the word...well your not your being incredibly hurtfull to many people this i feel is the worst video you have made, considering it FUNNY to have a disibility is disgusting these poor people have feeling and they all have a fair shot at life it is not a sin to be female or gay or handicapped or coluored..

[katiie39]

I have seen most of your videos and have come to the conclusion that your a sexist and a racist person...this is not what "god" wants you believe your doing good by spreading the word...well your not your being incredibly hurtfull to many people this i feel is the worst video you have made, considering it FUNNY to have a disibility is disgusting these poor people have feeling and they all have a fair shot at life it is not a sin to be female or gay or handicapped or colured

[bocckoka]

you just said that ur stupid. u r right.