Youtube Poop - Two And A Half Merlin's

[qwertyuiop1234264ify]

Where'd you get the clip at the beginning (I DON'T FANCY YOU!)?

[emstar42]

written in gold letters, GO FUCK YOURSELF xD

[Hammi4Real]

4:33

"what are you gonna do about it? want to FUCK??"

"ech! as you wish, madam."

*slap slap slap slap slap slap orgasm*

*guy holding manuscript and stares*

[specialfred1101]

-He'll be King of all England?!?

-King of ALL ENGLAND!!!

-Bollocks!

[Arawin1]

AAAAAAAAH WART YOU KILLED BOROMIR YOU BASTARD!

[tiosopaman]

let me just say something: british humor sucks balls and is boring. but this is godly funny.

[qwertyuiop1234264ify]

7 people are 1:44

[hakr14]

Where'd he go?

To Bermuda, I suppose.

Where's that?

Bermuda.

[BadNews4Mojo]

Here's Takei, and here's Takei, and here's TAKEIIIIII....

Takei: "Ohhhhhh myyyyyyy..."

[rirruto85]

Oh no, the Rancor

[100Arceuslover]

1:03 Must. Make. That. A. Gif.

[Minecraftstuff2012]

@AzrealLeichten Dancing Queen - ABBA

[BeatlesFanCharsh]

LMAO I love how you use a bunch of stuff from "Friends" xD

[Romulan64]

"Pingas!"

"I am not gay, Archimedes."

"Pingas!"

=Merlin Burns Himself= "Sh**!" XD XD XD

[ifailzxD]

2:11 I'm running this place, and if you're going to fiddle with my COCK! You better pack up your bags and and tricks and begone! -beep beep beep- bah OoO

[alicwkd]

OMG the owl said pingas!

[AzraelLeichten]

What's the song that plays when Arthur pulls the sword out?

[KittensOnFire13]

2:09 that scared the crap outta me XD

[MegaBigBowser]

00:40 Everyone loves a slinky! :D

[SotoSlasher57]

Weird /=l I love that clip.



[giggidygoo17]

Not funny

[stevej71393]

@giggidygoo17 Quiet, wart.

[Dreigonix]

2:10 EEEEEEEEAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR  RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPEEEEEEE

[Dreigonix]

1:14 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLMAO

[Dreigonix]

0:59 PINGAS!

[ludwigdave13]

THATS WHAT I SAY!

[MetallicaBrando217]

You sir, know how to make a Poop.

[Mattteus]

Here's to Kay! and here's to Kay! and here's Takei!

[vjpearce]

Kay: here's a sword. *hands Kay the magic sword*

Kay: You call that a knife?

That's line matched Kay's lips so well XD

[vjpearce]

Is the piano at 3:33 the theme to Beauty and the Beast?

[roflhell]

it is always just like what my parents said to me... always LOOK before ya SHIT!

[asiantwinkiesdotcom]

@4everasinger286 if thats the hardest u have ever laughed, ur life must be really boring...

[XxXPoisonandRosesXxX]

i have been in bed all day with a cold, then i watched this, proof that laughter is the best medicine :) you rock!

[OvenTrooper]

Weird.

[MultiKittycat1999]

Omg awesome poop!!! I almost peed my pants laughing! XDDDDDD

[NeroofAngmar]

2:20 sounds more like he's got big **** from Funky Town

[XenahortTV]

What was that hardstyle song?

[4everasinger286]

I don't even know why, but the "QUIET, WART!" made me laugh the hardest I've ever laughed in my life XD

[4everasinger286]

I gotta admit....I think this ruined my childhood XD

[TehNoobiness]

Two words for ya: Win. Ning.

Alternatively: The. Game.

[PeterDivine]

Cay: "You know what I'll just use this sword"

AND THEN KING ARTHUR NEVER HAPPENED.

[ifailzxD]

0:24 And that miracle appeared, in LLOOOOoOoOoOoOOOOoooooOODON TooooWN! everyone wants a slinky....and below the hilt, in letters of gold, were these words:...GO FUCK YOURSELF! :D

[MarluxiaPinkamina]

4:45 was my reaction too.

[AlexorPwnsAll]

1:19 you dumbass you don't shot tits with an arrow

[Squirrelboy999]

pretty sure this was the video i sibbed on

[mypunksnotdead]

2:18 funky town!

[MidmorningCat]

1:03 SHIT.

Why does that make me laugh so hard. Oh gosh...

[Vibros870]

Where's the exploding head guy from?

[KitsuneProject]

1:24 reminds me of Bambi's Mum

[TheAgent181]

2:30 LOL

[antaloliver]

04:35 Made me LOL soo hard! XD

[antaloliver]

4:51 The fourth Doctor! :D

[MissBenford]

1:28. What Sean Bean is thinking in nearly every movie, right?

[thomastransformer]

Where did you get the clip @ 3:12

[Gertilish]

@thomastransformer Its from a film called Scanners, you can find the clip it on youtube.

[TheRobbiemca]

@Gertilish when the guys head explodes which movie is it

[mintyimmi99]

Actually to f**k with just one select part, all of it made me rofl and laugh do much my head fell off.

[mintyimmi99]

The part at 2:20 made me rofl

[zqmfbg1]

In LOOOUUUOOOOUUUOOOUUUUOOOOUUUUO­OONDON TOWN!!

[Mrgrimace99999]

Would you like a jelly baby?

[vampireguy24]

that'll be neat trick!.... when you're DEAD! sppplllassh!

[vampireguy24]

1:44 through 2:00 halarious

[vampireguy24]

at 6:33 "fuck me sideways" HAAA

[vampireguy24]

"well,FUCK ME SIDEWAYS!!!" LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL XD :) funniest thing i've ever heard

[19Vexthehedgehog91]

pingas

[didogazeto]

1:44 BARREL ROLL BARREL ROLL!

[TheRevanchist9000]

Dad walked in on 1:18..... What were the fucking odds of that?

[Gertilish]

@evilmario95 It's a video on youtube called hard bass techno.

[lilly7575]

ANOTHER LEGEND VIDEO! <3

[lilly7575]

LITTLE BRITAIN!

[Suixa]

Fucking hell, the moustache guy at 2:36 has like 7 fingers in his right hand, wtf

[TheFreekg]

i love little Britain

[Serpette94]

2:40 is that Ross' voice ? :P

[18Musicguy]

The part where the guy's face explodes, it wasn't shot, that scene is from an 80's movie called Scanners; in the film, you start to feel a pounding pain in your head and then you self destruct in 5 seconds. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 BOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!

[Emanizer]

Doctor Who reference ftw

[punisherman1000]

@TheJackGinger That exploding head made me shit myself

[pm41224]

Go Fuck Yourself.

*Applause from audience*

[SilenceYouBeast]

1:45 xD

[SixtailShadow]

I think this is one of your best pieces

[19Vexthehedgehog91]

weird

[THAREALDAN]

What's that "Weird!" from?

[Gertilish]

@THAREALDAN alistair mcgowan's big impression, when he plays louis theroux.

[chilipowder95]

LOL. I'm not even.. Shut up!

[mrpeanutbutter98]

And when knights were gay and bold....

[Dbakyda]

"To Bermuda, I suppose."

"Where's that?"

"BERMUDA!"

[Idkanam6154]

the guy in the beginning sounds like mr. garrison

[LordJazor]

I tell so many people to read what is written below the hilt in letters of gold, when the moment calls for it. I speak in YouTube Poop.

[TheJackGinger]

What was the head exploding from???

[PhantosTheHedgehog]

@TheJackGinger a movie called Scanners

[AllstarPersonUK]

i remember when i was in a shop once and i saw a slinky and i was playing with the slinky and i sung "everyone loves a slinky!"

[Weezygeeza97]

weird.....

[EUPHONIUMgeek1]

It seems no one knows what the name of the dong is at 1:44... I NEED TO KNOW!! D: someone should totally comment if they know... plz and thanks and stuff!!!

[Gertilish]

@EUPHONIUMgeek1 It's a video on youtube called hard bass techno.

[IDontCare704]

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ....GAY!!" xD

[THAREALDAN]

I laughed so hard at jizz. You've got a new subscriber.

[roadbuster1000]

i paused at 1:18

[jomo999]

*sings* 'And that miracle appeared, in LO----------------NDON TOWN!' (everyone loves a slinky).

[SkyTheWildDog]

go ahead son

*wiggly brows*

[rbl205]

Okay. You win. I've just watched three of your videos in a row and I can't stop laughing. You, good sir, have just earned yourself a new subscriber!

[Gweirdaaron]

I wanna go tit hunting!!!

[RockShayde]

As good as Jizz is, Gang Rape will always be better!

[Elphiesgreenfriend]

WHats the name of the song at 1:45?????????

[445h]

Random Jelly Belly moment. Why on earth did the Doctor have to come in and say that?

[catburner]

what song is it in 5:55?

[Gertilish]

@catburner 'Dancing Queen' by Abba

[IonizedRasputin]

GILES IN SUSSPENDERS!???!?!?!?!?!?

AAAAUUUGH MY EYES! MY EYES!!!!

[qwertyuiop1234264ify]

That part at the beginning where it went, "I DON'T FANCY YOU!!" What was that from?

[Y2kyle1]

@qwertyuiop1234264ify little britain i think

[tomatojamsam]

3:51 - 4:04 This bit would've been better with lightsabers

[Omuraspencer]

You call that a knife!?!

[CaptainGalacticMusic]

WHAT THE FUCK?! That guy getting his head exploded is CRAZY GROSS!!! EWW!!!!

[QueenBonesofdarkness]

That was hilarious! Make a sequel!

[Basscontrol24]

hahahahahahahahahahaha u are a freakin genius XD

[DarkMajorasmask]

remind me, what is this movie called?

[jomo999]

@DarkMajorasmask the sword in the stone

[tiosopaman]

@gertilish also, you created the final boss of the internet! 1:44 gratz

[tiosopaman]

@gertilish are you british?

[Gertilish]

@tiosopaman I am indeed old chap.

[Gertilish]

@tiosopaman I am indeed old chap.

[fullmoon7786]

@Gertilish THERE GOES MY CHILDHOOD <3 ~ !. .

[Hean]

1:45-1:53 sauce?

[SpicyHotJuevos]

"Kay, Kay, here's a sword!"

*hands Kay magical sword*

"You call that a knife?"

Best. Response. Ever.

[pokedance15]

the rave really got Arthur a.k.a. Wart overwhelmed...made me crack up, but I lost it at the "go **** Yourself" inscribed in golden lettering at the hilt.

[ERIKAsFIIE]

I DOOON'T FANCY YOUUUUUU!

[477DantheMan]

3:00 literally made me fall over my desk and then i rofl'ed. then i climbed back into my chair and replayed it and did it again!

[MrReuben13]

For some reason I never realized that Archimedes was voiced by the same bloke dat did RABBBBOTT!

[tiosopaman]

1:44 Final Boss of the Internet

[kittypowerdk]

IS A PUPPY!!!

[NotOverItAll]

here is to k here is to k here is to k - kkk

[DanTheYTPMan1]

Quiet Wart!

[Playstation2ROCKS]

What's the piano song at 3:36?

[951warpuppet]

it goes good when he tries to take out the sword and the music pops up

[Killer27586]

Whats that scene from at 3:11?

[TheRealTerranMarine]

Oh no the Rancor

[MoonySolo]

The video URL has the 8D face in it lol

[TheKaelkinator]

HEEEAADS UP!

[Gertilish]

@1963timelord I have thought of that actually. I might do that someday.

[ImperialLobster]

@Gertilish I'd love to see you do a Michael Rosen poop

[superspyro3000]

why does aurthor ALWAYS looks like he's hopped up on weed?!

[Lucios1995]

I can't believe you didn't do anything about the Jerking Off movement at 2:24 O_o

[Lucios1995]

ARCHIMEDES

[2072gizmo]

jizz! fucking cracked me up

[2072gizmo]

i fucking laugth my ass off at 1:03

[tabujukes]

Oh no! A rancor!

[Rawrtastically]

:O A Sword!! *go fuck yourself*

[AwesomeExploder]

3:11

[qwertyuiop1234264ify]

That WAS a good set. 1:02.

[tiosopaman]

1:44 Final Boss of the Internet!

[pitalover25]

Everyone Loves A Slinky!!!!!!! Hahaha

[seamonie48]

Werid

[Pivotchop]

HEADS UP!!

[animagigirl]

oh my god its the fourth doctor!

[evilmiera]

I can use this!

[drummerkidmashy]

I love your poops so much. I can never stop laughing!

[CapnLexCrunch]

Oh good, now everyone can stop asking me to make this.

[ZACKnirvana]

so christopher robin became a knight? i don't remember that in winnie the pooh.

[MrPoopMeister]

Awesome stuff man, made me laugh for sure :)

[xXDissolvedGirlXx]

why did it have to end ;_;

[austinkilley]

Want to fuck?!

As you wish madam.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Pivotchop]

HERES TO K

[MYSTER1OUSkate]

LOL! You always make me laugh.... You should do a poccahontis YouTube poop. :)

[HateburnTheCremator]

Did Archemdies hit critical mass or divide by zero?

[jomo999]

Haha! Was that Morecambe and Wise that Wart was tripping out on?

[william2jack3]

@jomo999 Yep. Morecambe pulls some string and Wise is flung off the sofa. Its even more funny when repeated.

[girlovestacos88]

YAY this made me so happy you did this, and as expected I laughed so hard :D <3

[DoctorsK9]

This is easily your best work in my opinion. Brought me to tears of laughter. Gertilish you are such a joy to watch. XD

[BottenBosse]

Ever thought of making Lord of the Rings dubs? I believe in you! Do it!

[Gertilish]

@BottenBosse I've done it many times, with chums.

[tyrannasaurasalan]

@Gertilish Excuse me, my good man, but may I inquire (and successfully receive an answer) as to the title of the song that begins at 3:34?

[AllstarPersonUK]

@tyrannasaurasalan beauty and the beast tale as old as time piano

[BottenBosse]

@BottenBosse Hm, I must investigate in that, I have only seen youtube poops, not actuall dubs.

[dynablade1]

I wish my sword sang ABA when i held it.