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  • this shows you how happy people were back in the good old 80's: they obviously don't worry about jobs and shit and got way too much free time...

  • I think they used this movie to torture people in 3rd world countries.

  • This movie wouldn't have been so bad if they would've had a few more montages.

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  • just dumb, not funny dumb, not low budget dumb, just simple dumb, this "movie" is a waste of space and a sin on the world

  • Wait, was this training montage before or after they got beat up by that middle-aged woman?

  • i know this is going to sound crazy but this has ruined my day

  • shaking my head has never felt so amazing

  • Rated R for Retarded.

  • The kicking training in this video looks like it was choreographed by Daniel Day Lewis in that film "My Left Foot"

  • Think i'll have to pull off that move at 2.28 next time i come up against some thugs...hopefully they'll take pity on me and blow my f*cking head off

  • I love how they added sound effects to make it seem like something exciting is actually happening.

  • 0:54 most half hearted kicks I've seen in my life.

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  • that fucking song...

  • that kid just beat down two grown men...

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  • Did they even have a budget. All the actors deserves some money. Not cause their acting is good, somethings it obviously not are lol. But because they shit out infront of a large number of people.

  • 1:40

    how the fuck does a kid like that manage to take a guy like that down?

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  • its acually quite hard to direct a film this bad

  • I'd rather watch my incredibly HATED TV appearance on a repeated loop than this garbage.

  • did this make it to the cinemas

  • Straight-to-video I believe.

  • I kind of feel bad that people paid money to see this at one point.

  • Haha worst movie ever..

    and :31 to :43 was completely stolen from 3 Ninjas.

  • @Nisp lol yeah good catch

  • I think the kid in middle made the whole film. like he was the one directing it.

  • FUUUUUUCK!!!!!!

  • goddamnit watching this makes me wanna fucking piss on my face and fucking watch my parents have a fucking orgy

  • what do you mean this is the best movie of all time this movie looks fucking retarded

  • it fucking hurts watching it hard to believe someone could make this .. its incredible....

  • My face is disfigured beyond recognization due to misuse of eyelids.

  • WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WITNESS

    I think I know what it was..

    THE BEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME

  • ... -.-

  • 0:55-1:15

    *facepalm*

  • Holy shit that's brutal...but frickin hilarious! I need this is my DVD collection...

  • If I trained like that all my life, I'd kick Norris' ass.

  • I have this on DVD.

  • Upload it to Youtube. I'd love to expirience the shit firsthand

  • LoL WUT

  • ZZZzzzzzZZZZzzzzZZZZzzz....

    eh ? *wakes up* did it finished ?

  • Wow this is like 1000 times more painful to watch than Manos...

  • I think they shouldn't count this as the world's WORST movie, this one is HORRIBLE, but i get the feeling it was made deliberately bad, so it doesn't count.

    For a movie to be THE WORST it has to at least TRY to be decent but fail horribly

  • even the stage fightings awful...

  • duuude... I broke my eyes watching this

  • Why haven't I watched this movie yet‽‽‽

  • So, why is this called Pocket Ninjas??

  • Cause you can fit the entire movie's budget in your pocket.

  • Fuck............

  • Dude, for serious I've been seeing your name all over YouTube.

  • Huh?

  • I've just been seeing CitizenKANE2277's name in a bunch of video comments :\

  • This is like a really bad low-budget Gay Porn film, but without the gay sex.

  • Come to think of it, the music for this training scene DOES have that 80's Gay Porn soundtrack feel to it.

  • this is soooooooooooo pathetic

  • 0:56-1:15 the guy on the right is too lazy, also the disco dance his right shoulder is so hunched down. I love this movie now.

  • hahahaha I LOVE THE DANCE LOL

  • i believe this was made in 1994

    after they made 3 ninjas in 1992 lol!!

  • yes guys beleive it or not this is a real movie lol!!! i bought it at target for 3.00 i never seen it b 4 .i was shocked at first i was liked retarted. the movie made me laugh .i thought id pick up movie for the kids we sat to watch it i was dying . this secene is nuts 10 year old kickin these dudes ass! lol this is comedy !!

  • I feel dumber watching this movie XD

  • that was a pretty badass kick at 2:41

  • i love this movie and have watched it (no joke) atleast 15 times in the last 3 months.

  • is that the real music?

  • Yeah, I own this movie.

  • does ANYONE know where Sondi is?  Honestly, does anyone have any information?

  • one of my favorite movies love the music thanks akumu from one shizzie to another. "There's always the first time you save the universe."

  • this was the gayest movie ever

  • Does anyone have information about what happened to Sondi (tanya) after this movie came out? Where is she now?

  • omg this is fuckin amazin!

  • Is this a real movie? The lighting is really COOL! Looks like a typical 80's training montage!

  • Yes, it's a real movie and in all honesty, it's utterly unwatchable. I think the highlight of the film was where the bad guys lead a mother on with cash on a string.... nothing about this movie makes sense.

    Strawberries (the store) literally gave it away for FREE with or without purchase

  • I can attest to this, just watched it tonight.... if I'm about to die any time, I want an extra 70 minutes of life back.

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