Harry Potter - My Immortal - Chapter 42 3/3

[darkninjapoptart]

Incredibly rich and snobby? Sounds like Draco Malfoy to me.

Or...cannon Draco at least... xD

[creepykels]

A prep is basically a kid that wears a lot of mainstream label clothes like american eagle and hollister and are usually fake tanned and bottle blonde and snobby and like mainstream music

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On a more serious note, Tara seems to be calling Vampire Harry now >.> Lol.

[2ndamendmentgirl]

"I knew Voldemort, when he was young with me in China." Wow, that's almost a complete sentence. She must have done it by accident.

[Amythis8]

@2ndamendmentgirl It actually runs, "When I woke up I wuz back in 1980, so neway I bought Voldimort from when he was yung with me.”  Which makes no sense, on several levels.

[EmoYaoiFangirl]

Wait wait wait--WAIT a minute. Why is she going bck to the '80's!? Harry Potter takes place around the '90's and Voldemort went to Hogwarts 50 YEARS AGO!

She needs to go back, like, 40 years!

[WhiteRoseWithering96]

@EmoYaoiFangirl "Goffiks" weren't around in the 1940s, so of course Egogy wouldn't go back to that time. xD

[EmoYaoiFangirl]

@WhiteRoseWithering96 Oh, yes... Her and her damned goffik loopholes.

[Draconequis]

@EmoYaoiFangirl Do you honestly think she knows ANYTHING about the dynamics of the series?!

[EmoYaoiFangirl]

@Draconequis No. No, I don't.

[XoxBloodRainxoX]

Since when were Panic! at the Disco considered a "Gothic" band? On that note, I wouldn't really class Good Charlotte as a Gothic band either, and I'm pretty sure slitting your wrists is a typically emo thing to do. . .

Oh dear, it looks like Tara Gillespie is a "fjuking poser"

[deejersthecat]

Am I the only one who heard that sensual moan at 6:38?

[xXSweetxNightmareXx]

Fun fact: Pontificate is a word! It means to officiate as a pontiff. ((A pontiff is a bishop.)) So she selectively officiated as a bishop her wand at Voldemort?

[masterplusmargarita]

My theory about her ridiculous spelling correctly words that have nothing to do with the story is that she just uses a wordcheck. Some words it manages to correct (Or should I say translate?), usually to something unrelated (Pontificating). More "Minor" changes like "Blak", it doesn't know what Tara means, so it leaves it unchanged.

[EmoYaoiFangirl]

Who agrees that after finishing deathly hallows part 2, this should be the last movie??

[IHateTheTwilightSaga]

I'm a Prep then?

[Goodeyesniper913]

HOW THE HELL DID SHE SPELL PONTIFICATING CORRECTLY

[CatrionaMM]

@Goodeyesniper913 Same reason she spelled amnesia correctly in earlier chapters, she was going for a completely different word and accidently ends up with something else. That or she wants to become a pontiff

[xMizunyan]

"I fink Voldemort has arrived."

REALLY? NO SHIT.

:D

[XXXKingofSorrow]

How many times is it that Tara has said 'sexily'? I've lost count.

[Goodeyesniper913]

@XXXKingofSorrow How 'bout "black"? Or I should say "blak".

I think if I hear that word one more time I'll slit my ristz.

[dovepaw0228]

@XXXKingofSorrow Yeah, before she was trying to describe things, but now it's like "Screw it! They're always sexy, that's all that matters!"

[triplequeen]

I wanted to hear your prep voice!

My favourite things about this story are the malopropisms (especially the "eructations" and doing everything passively) and the way they do everything sexily / gothically / suicidally. :D

[sneakysnickerz]

My favorite chapter.

[kaitylynnnn]

I think this is the first time someone has actually used a wand in the whole story.

[squisheeto]

There sure is a lot of yielding and shooting in this fanfic isn't there? :)

[SpiffytheWonderkid]

I want to hear your prep voice. D8

[DragonJTS]

Wow, using the torture spell cause Britney to be tortured? I would never have known that if she hadn't have mentioned it!

Also, how does point turn into a word twice as long, more complex, yet somehow spelled right?

[YusukeYuichie]

Pontificate XDD

And fucking Azerbaijan? At least she can spell that right.

[kickinphillysugar]

"Pontificating."

Enoby does things so sexily.

[XweirdproductionsX]

I also have a theory as to why it's called the Dork Mark - she doesn't want to call it dark because that would imply goffikness so she kills 2 birds with 1 stone by not only slandering voldemint but also making him and the death dealers seem less goffik.

[XweirdproductionsX]

The PREP looked slutty? I mean, how hypocritical can this bitch be?

pon⋅tif⋅i⋅cate

noun

1. the office or term of office of a pontiff.

verb (used without object)

2. to perform the office or duties of a pontiff.

3. to speak in a pompous or dogmatic manner: Did he pontificate about the responsibilities of a good citizen?

4. to serve as a bishop, esp. in a Pontifical Mass.

Just in case you didn't know ^_^ [I didn't before I looked it up. I didn't even know it was a word!]

[CybilBennett66]

"It just shadows."

Oh lordy I laughed so hard. XD

[itachifan1243]

Aw, why didn't the stairs choose THAT moment to start moving while she was coming down from floor 8 or something?! she would have fallen (Sexily) down eight flights of stairs and DIED.

[ZutaraIsMyFanship]

Sexily, of course.

[itachifan1243]

of COURSE.

[AgeOfMyths]

Cunt-punting Enoby.

Lulzfest.

[omifishcakes]

haha

pointificating =)

This girl is either the biggest retard in the world, or a really clever sophisticated educated woman who knew she could make alot of people laugh.

[RhymesWithEmpty]

Pontificating. Wow. Fantastic.

[SariTsamon]

Have you noticed that everyone ALMOST commits suicide in the story? Despite the numerous attempts, no-one seems to succeed. Shame.

[egdeltur666]

@SariTsamon They should take a tip from Maddox. Maybe try out the good ol' cadbury cream egg surprise.

[NorweganWood]

@SariTsamon Draco / Drako / Drami / Demetrius... did towards the beginning of the book, but inexplicably returns from the dead.

[XoxBloodRainxoX]

@SariTsamon

Except for Draco/Drako etcetera, who does actually manage to kill himself, (Ignoring the fact that he then miraculously comes back alive just in time to be held "in bondage" by Volsemort.)

[IBBip]

i need to get myself a black jackson and some congress shoes...

[BadgerX153]

LOL selectively pontificating her wand... pontificating was spelled right and used absolutely wrong.

[Hiroko819]

Aw, you should have done the prep voice! xD

[Katherine10101]

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[sageribbons]

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What ever happened to Tom Bombodil?!?!

[Notebooked]

He escorted the hobbits to Isengard.

[powerhockeygirl]

Lol. iShadow.