Hale & Pace - Northern Calypso

[differentwavelengths]

there will never be a double act like these two EVER! my favourites by a long shot long live hale and pace

[Thedarkofthesun]

I usually have to have 15 pint before going home to beat up wife

[silentspringreborn]

Looking at past comments yer can see who's from God's Own Acres. Fer them as don't knows we call spades spades, not spoids, in Yorksha!

[trek2space]

@silentspringreborn Ah love this video. Totally hilarious ! It brings back memories of the 80's when ah was a kid when comedy really was actually FUNNY lol . By the way. ah'm fae Scotland ( God's own country) but I love Yorkshire folk, their the same as Scots in the respect we have a great sense of humour, we can laugh at ourselves and we share a similar sense of humour .

[joolspirog]

just fantastic, some people have no humour but then they would not say what they type behind the relative safety of a keyboard, everyone's a critic.

[1979USHI]

mazi the misogynist you need a woman to put a rolling pin t yer head! You bigoted dick head and not pc too much self respect as a woman And human being for that! so stop your condescending stupidity. I hope you find the woman you need.

[Treblaine]

0:42

SHADOWS! This wasn't filmed "up nuth" unless there happened to be an atomic bomb going off at that exact moment.

[Treblaine]

0:42

SHADOWS! This wasn't filmed "up nuth" unless there happened to be an atomic bomb going off at that exact moment.

[Kittielips]

'eigh; I've bin ter'th Owd Oak an' whipped a whippit 'er two, so shurrup cos I've bin down south an' it's nowt ter write 'ome about.

Jennie. x.

[duncste01]

t' arthur scargil!

[Kittielips]

@duncste01

'e sed it ow it wer, dint 'e?!

[Basabe7]

Aaaaaayoop!

[Kittielips]

@Basabe7

I've bin down South, an' it's nowt ter write 'ome abowt!

[blobby496]

cuz im a big fat northern bastard lol

[blobby496]

comedy at it's very very best! :)

[fluro2829]

Pint wi' an 'ead on! That's bloody gettin' us dahn to a tee.

[MarkwhUk75]

just the tonic for a northerner who's buggered off down south!

[Rodwin1980]

Chooky Chooky Chooky!



[2008Sameoldfitup]

Funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[andrewwakeboxing]

Hale and Pace are northerners themselves so can't be acussed of any kind of racism

[ImmaOnDaInternetz]

@andrewwakeboxing Aye cos us Northerners are a race nah int dey.

[WardyLion]

As a Northerner I have to say I was utterly amused by this shockingly narrow-minded stereotyping of northerners. Furthermore this is a cracking song and I heartily recommend it!

WardyLion - An equal-opportunities piss-taker

[venotwo]

Even as a Northener stuck ''darn sarf'' i find this hilarious. :)

[gallafey]

I was born in the northwest i'm a northerner & i don't find this song insulting at all

actually it make me laugh,

Well Peter Kay made a joke about southerners in one of live gigs

[Yggi11]

I'm not British, and I barely understood a word of that!

[stafylides]

@Yggi11  you said it!

[AK2927]

@09TexasTitan I'm fascinated to learn how you came by it in the first place?

[AK2927]

I had this on Betamax back in the day and watched it over and over again. At last it appears on YouTube - thank you for posting. One of the funniest TV sketches I've ever seen, and from a duo that weren't overly funny otherwise.

[ryan58121]

@09TexasTitan basicly the south are bitter about the north coz all the best things happen up north, football for example, best cities are up north

[3334roy]

love this 'song'. brilliant stuff. it makes me laugh every time i hear it

[mark7325]

Love it ! , trying to explain the North / South class divide in England to a Texan .

Now ask our American cousin to explain the rules of American football - I am sure it will be more simple .

[ala5530]

@mark7325 Oh, that's easy- it's essentially amateur rugby, with 40lb of armour because they can't take a decent tackle.

[BSEmadcow]

This is genius.

I too are a-great-big-northern-bastard!!­!

[TheFreqBoy]

Aaaaay ooop Aaaay ooop day light come and we're down't pit.... Genius :)

[stingfan1000]

When I was a little 'en me mam used to call me 'bugalugs' if I was being a pain...'oy - bugalugs..' When my son was a little 'en (he's grown up now) I called called him it as well - still do... He still has no idea what I'm on about and thinks I'm not right in the head. (:

[gobbiner]

@09TexasTitan-@09TexasTitan, It's a stereotype of what the South of England thinks or thought of Northern England. The North of England or "The North" was once all industrial, it was where the Industrial Revolution started but it was seen as poor. Just search Industrial Revolution on Wikipedia

It would be easier for you to compare the Southern States in America, with the Northern States except the money in England is down South not up North.

[gobbiner]

Theirs a good reason why us Northerns like a head on us pints,

1# It shows you've not been give a shit pint. If the head goes flat then so is the beer.

2# If the head sticks to the side of the glass and leaves rings were you've been drinking all the way to the bottom, you know you've got a good pint of beer.

So a little Northern tip for you Southerners, if your glass is clean when you take your last gulp, you've just drunk piss.

[inaband]

@gobbiner - Yeh, but us southerners dont need a head to tell us a beer is good. We've learnt to have a discerning taste when we actually drink our pint, and if it aint good enough after a sip or two, then we ask for another one - we don't have to rely on a bit of foam that takes up valuable beer space in a glass.

[gobbiner]

@inaband Very true a discerning taste is a must with the amber nectar, beer glasses in the North are a little bigger than down South, their is a small mark about 1/2 inch from the top of the glass that's the pint marker, (plus they carry the Crown and 1 Pint mark) the 1/2 inch is for the head. We do like the head on a pint but we like a pint as well....Cheers mate :)

[inaband]

@gobbiner Cheers! - All this talk of beer is making me crave a good pint.

[l1944ander]

@gobbiner

Quality!!!

[AndrewJimScott]

i'm glaswegian.. and i have 40 pints and then feel a little tipsy

[Arran64]

We don't pronounce the "t'" - it's more of an ellipsis... Southern nancies!

Also... forget north of Watford - anywhere south of Stoke-on-Trent is poofter country!

[Stetcg]

So many sterotypes..........hilarious never the less and i an a Northerner

[Pottsie4]

When I was 14, this was the funniest thing me and my mates had ever seen. We watched it over and over on the coach on a school trip to France. At the the end of the week, we knew the lyrics and have never forgotten them (the Mrs wasn't that impressed with the bit in the pub;). Fantastic to see it again!

[andxx0r]

What does the Mrs. Posthelswaite thing mean? I got all of the other references/jokes but that one has me stumped.

[GaelicMagyar]

@andxx0r I think it is just a reference to a stereo-typical Yorkshire name.

[AlchemicalDavid]

I can't believe I've never seen that before - piss funny!

From '87 you say? Bloody hell - I were 18 then and just got me first flat cap an whippet. We lekked hard in them days.

[GITTUCK77]

Absolutely bloody hilarious! A nd I'm from Yorkshire.

[Schweinetot]

right at the beginning he looks just like my late grandad!

[savedbygracealone1]

its just a joke and its very very funny no need to take offense people laugh at Little Britain and they take the mick out of anyone and anything.I am from the North East and find this sketch hilarious.

[tps607]

cheers!

[Maysey1]

Ah! that's good share Mikee, I'm going back to me wine and drinkin' less coffee. Loved this!!! Mark

[Tadek59]

Thanks for share monello198

Wow this was funny !

5*****

[CDmagz]

g8aso:

CDmagz Carpe Diem Magazine

so funny with a great edit..So much variety and colours.

this is PuRe Entertainment.

Thank you thank you

all stars and more

love light and peace to all

CDm

M

[monello198]

Hi Mark...

kisses

;-}~

[blokebroadcasting]

eye oop..I smell trouble brewing at mill

[monello198]

@blokebroadcasting

he started it

lol

;-}~

[brian18581]

fookin classic funny as fook

[wiking08]

Never liked em, typical Southern twats, can't even get t'accent reight ! I could understand Harry Enfield's 'Loadsamoney' because at the time some people were raking it in, but not these two imbeciles.

[poddys]

I used to love Hale and Pace

[cyberhiker1]

Hilarious!! Anybody offended by this deserves to be offended!

[tommy444777]

man i remember this on tv i wasnt much of a fan but in school the next day every1 was giving it chuckie chuckie chuckie ....

[joeltopgun]

bugalugs.

[IANT68]

I love this so much! I saw it when it was aired years ago and everyone who saw it pissed themselves laughing. It has always stayed with me so I'm really pleased that I found this here. It's still hysterically funny even now. I'm from the north east myself

[fattyfurlong]

same as that but im a londoner still one of the best

[FrauleinPowerhouse]

Absolutely priceless ! I am on my way to Yorkshire just so I can sing Chuckie Chuckie Chuckie down the road !

We all have to laugh at ourselves, life is short !

[col06]

its a meant to be a joke dunno why people are getting mad am a northerner by the way

[Oneboothy]

fuck off you southern twats

[Longs81]

chucky chucky chucky

[pooperscooperish]

this was probably the one of the very few funny sketches they did!

[boodeloughbumbalow]

I live in Kentucky. Its amazing how closely the stereotypes of Northern England match up with those of the Southern US. If you replaced the whippet with a blue tick coon hound and replaced the pigeons with fighting chickens, it would be almost perfect.

[PINKKYLIELOUISE]

You know what thats kinda true I'm the North East and we get all the Stereo type jokes thrown at us. But for Southern Us Stereotypes you gotta blame Jerry Springer over here we got Jeremy Kyle I loved this clip

[jennyschofield]

Eeeh baa gum. That's great......

[JohnBull0123]

Take note you southern puffs! lol

[Maz666Maz]

That bit in the pub is just pure bull shit

I have 20 pint t'least before I go beat t'wife

Southern nancys :D

[Kittielips]

@Maz666Maz

SCREECH!!

Jennie.

[1979USHI]

@Maz666Maz Maz! Do you mean to be so vulgar and offensive? Do you find yourself funny? I did not appreciate your comment, why not delete it?

[Maz666Maz]

@1979USHI Go find a mirror and have a serious word withyourself. My comments are in line with the video itself. If you don't like it don't watch it and don't read the comments. People like you have ruined this country with your pathetic PC attitude and ability to be offended where no offense is intended.

[Kittielips]

@Maz666Maz

Exactly! Show 'em what tha's made of! I'll join yer side....We'll gerrum towd gud 'n' proper.

Jennie.

[Kittielips]

@Maz666Maz

SCREECH!! Keep it up! I'm from up North, an' I think it's reight funny!!

5*****.

Jennie.

[oioistone]

lmfao of down pub

[Scymczak]

Southern nancys!

[BennyLFC1984]

eee by gum t' cheeky bastards!

[DrumMoose]

"Im a big fat Northern bastard!"

GOLDEN!

[jacksbacksucker]

7 pint??? 10 pint!! t'southern nancy!

[MacMonkey77]

What T'fuck happened to Hale & Pace, they were hilarious in their day. They were essential viewing on Sunday evening. BRING BACK HALE & PACE!

[toggsuk]

What T' fuck! lol

[sugarnspice97]

this song never leaves my head when i hear it lol

[WhereEaglesDare22]

If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; But if you really make them think, they'll hate you.

[tvargan]

Remarkably offensive, even as satire- still, very funny!

[jinkster12345]

I'm a northerner and this sketch is brilliant!!

[steve4770]

im from yorkshire and i bloody love this sketch... brilliant

[Reeson217]

Oh dear, this to an ethnic minority would be pretty offensive dont you agree? not to me though cos i1m a big fat northern bastard!

chucky chucky

[Owentheguitarist666]

well i think its pretty funny lmao, and im from "up north lmao"

[nuttygirl2001]

Being a grammar freak, my favourite line is:

"Thank God for t' 'postrophe' " :o)

[CarlBewley]

I'm a Northerner and still find this funny :)

t'arthur Scargill

[Owentheguitarist666]

OMG lmao

[Jen6577]

Funny as f***!

[NekoZombie]

lmao! so true!

[WhereEaglesDareUK]

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