Ned calls Delta Airlines

[bigtoughy4323]

Ned is a Beast , thumps up if you agree, top comment for ned for president!!!

[punedog2011]

Ned is number 1

[skol999gt]

I thought ned was manson too. But then I talk to him in person, and manson was there too. He is real

[W4st3l4nd3r]

"Weapon of ass destruction." Lul!

[Munkeephuzz]

Is this his account?

[pizzacat7]

Hahahahahaha



[fatfolk225]

so i just made a hot ass cup of coffee i take a big sip and he sais ''im gonna bust down the door and fuck the co pilot now im gonna half to buy a new keybord and get coffee out my nose fml

[wasup55rocks]

Ass distructon XD

[ericlebo]

Нед Менсона

[RRtoiPPiotRR]

DONT DRINK ANYTHING WHILE WATCHING THIS

[dave46563]

@RRtoiPPiotRR i wish i read your comment before i watched the vid....now i have a keyboard dripping with coffee lol

[warspeed7]

Ned's weapons of Ass destruction

[paultheuglydog]

Did Ned get confused for a second? One minute he calls it a cockring then he says butt plugg then he goes back to the cock ring

[yaniv133]

LMFAO! He is Freaking HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!

[failurbanik]

LOL

[wildwestchick92]

Yeah, that's easy for you to say. So what? I'm just supposed to walk up to the screeners and say "Attention! I have a butt-plug in my ass. Don't be alarmed" XD hahahahahahaha lmfao

[chipmunk126]

Why are they pulling me out of line when they should be pulling out Ahab the Arab wearing his Jihad Jeans and a What would Allah do T-Shirt trying to give himself a hot foot

ROFL

[CessnaPilot1B9]

Typical Airline Run-around BS

[JackTheRipperx2]

Sounds like a fucking frat party XD

[Halofreakbreak]

Brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1­

[Halofreakbreak]

So Fuuny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!



[tomedalby]

Delta sucks 

[bighuha]

jihad jeans lmao

[Tails11seven]

ned is so negative

[Sooksawaspakdee961]

I bet he tried American Airlines first but no one there picked up the phone.

[2599LombardHeart]

Bullshit.com

Bahhahhha

[weedeaterbike]

lmfao



[stanleyisback]

how can a cock ring be considered a weapon? what am i gonna do bust down the door and fuck the co-pilot to death? lmfao!!!!

[KiyroV71]

ahahaha! Nice. Ned rocks. Funniness aside, seriously? They pulled a chick from a security line, with a vibrator? ... And another time made a chick drink her own breast milk? Regardless of WHY they would bring them, that's just fucking stupid and wrong. NED!!! Whoo!

[outsider0100]

@KiyroV71 Yeah that really happened, sadly

[sonicman412]

go ned!!!!

[Sethmyrrh]

Wow this was awesome xD

[winzlo]

ned is the man

[DiveBum18]

ned and skeetsplash are the funniest prank callers in the world

[ItsNOYFB]

28 People had to jug a lug.

[305catsquid]

some of the things he says are true

[dna321456987]

the funniest thing is that this guy is like 70 somethin

[danothedinosaur]

@dna321456987 More like around 55 bud. lol

[dna321456987]

@danothedinosaur actually Ned is fake..its just manson talking like an old man

[danothedinosaur]

@dna321456987 Who's Manson?

[Ringobjingo]

@dna321456987 Ned isnt fake!! Ned is the old man!! XD Manson is a co host. Just like Ned! And Brent and Spice Boy. :P

[dna321456987]

@danothedinosaur look it up if you dont believe me....

[dna321456987]

@danothedinosaur btls????ever heard of it???

[danothedinosaur]

@dna321456987 No :(

[DJFG85]

This guy sounds like he's taking a shit when he talks, what's wrong with him?

[MrFokdieANC]

I'll be more than happy to chug a lug lmfao

[SingleCoilsGuy]

Why isn't this guy more viewed!? Ned is a lot funnier that OwnagePrankCalls.

[xxcamdogxx]

@SingleCoilsGuy Maybe because Ned doesn't have his own channel?

Duh that was easy.

[MustangMark83]

@SingleCoilsGuy yes he is. so tell your friends. this guy's radio show doesn't get the kind of exposure they need. their company does no advertisements whatsoever.

[ScottishSheepFucker]

@SingleCoilsGuy Well "Ned" has a studio to work with, ya gotta give Ownage credit for doing it all by himself. They're both funny. Ned is more political humor and Ownage is more childish humor. I like both equally and respect both of their humors.

[smashingpumkins1595]

What am i going to do? Bust down the door and fuck the co-pilot?

[chilipepper25]

The lady actually handles this pretty well lol

[supastarr20]

Nope... Not even Military!!!! 10 Years...

[ThePizzaman235]

Atation!! I HAVE I BUT PLUG IN MY ASS DONT BE ALLarmed parden my french. Hahahahahaha. Ned rocks

[Roamer117]

Strap on dildo painted like a SCUD missle!

[rotflmfaololzomg]

@adoramus99

Don't call me Shirley

[bigrussdry]

such a good prank call :D

[DODWAV]

Weapons of ass-destruction *hang up*

[djdragonhalf]

PUSSY PASTA!!

[Adoramus99]

Surely you can't be serious.

[dph77356]

sdajdsbevbdfsjnvdsklncskdavjkn­kajndvcaklncaskdldkdfhjsjasdfh­kdfasjfsdlasdflsdfakjfsdlfsdjl­dfasjdcvnbzdvabvausfvasdkjnvas­dkjnasdkvlnfdvshjankrgtttttttt­tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttd­f7e8wruh4sdfv7ur8ihdkjfsvuiloe­djdusddddddddddddddddddddddddd­ddddddddddddslksjjjjjjjjjjjjjj­jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjss­ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss­ssssssljcuineuirwsuihfweruihfy­uweri7890-=-098765432qazxvbnm,­./'[p-o09iuytreuiop0-=[]p;lkjh­gfr5t67yu8i9opoiuytuiytjkolpiu­yhgfvb nm,l;poikjhbvfrtyhjknm,lkijhgf­ftgyhjmk,(==3

[firstracks192]

ok how do u talk like that?

[Viewer794]

Don't be alarmed, it's just a giant chocolate dick. hahaha

[lilfili7]

Ha ha taliban tit fuckers

[lilfili7]

Ha taliban tit fuckers

[marcostar57]

LOL!! I don't know how Ned can keep a "straight face" and not crack-up when he makes these calls!!

[hungarianhangover]

damn this is great

[trellowenstonyromo]

no milddiddy u and me share

[milkdiddytnz02]

gimme back my cock ring..lol

[beaners4hire]

lol frat party

[Rail4890]

this dude like trys 5 cultures in every prank call, he is so funny!!!

[drwhite21]

@Rail4890

[Darkarcane86]

dont be alarmed its just a jiant chocolate cock

[4ThomasAllan]

Fucking brilliant, Ned is a genius.

[MickCorgi]

Could somebody tell me what he was wanting to wear at 1:15?

[Yeormom]

A cock ring.

[smurfmeplease]

a cock ring

[MrTeaparties]

This caller was in the Taliban navy for 10 years and now he gets his kicks doing these prank calls................... shit stain!!

[ijurcough]

no he doesn't you liberal fuck

he's a 69 year old male that lives in florida, all american. sorry to strip you of your wrongly situated placement of a scapegoat

[EvilBeatsmith]

one of his best. and they're ALL GOOD.

[betterdenu452]

taliban tit fuckers

[NiggaJukeyJohnson]

lol. ned rules.

[azrial4421]

Just moved from tampa to D.C. and the radio sucks balls here, I mean I always thought the radio kinda sucked anyway but the rock stations here dont give you any relief. Fuck the d.c. area radio, it sucks cock

[TheBestGuitarSoloEVR]

Get sirius, 24/7 glam metal, thrash metal and 70s channels

[starfleet1993]

Get Sirius, it's the best

Bubba Has a satellite only show on howard 101

fridays at 10am and Mon-Thurs at 3pm

The Show ROCKS!!!! Uncensored and everything

Give it a shot , get a 7-day trial and listen before you go for the Sirius subscriptions

[azrial4421]

prolly will get that, Is sirius the same as all that xm shit? Never thought of paying for radio, but its god awful here, All the DJ's are extra cheesy here too

[dustin11]

@azrial4421 Get XM, you cheap ass.

[CharlieWhitesWig]

Galaxy News Radio is arguably the greatest station in all the D.C. wasteland, Three Dog, the DJ, is the best.

[azrial4421]

thanx ill check it out

[JUSUISTUAS]

@CharlieWhitesWig Lol good game.

[oliverman22]

@azrial4421

If you moved from tampa did you listen to 93.3 FLZ Best fucking radio channel in the area.

[azrial4421]

@oliverman22 No Bubba is the best radio in the area FLZ talks about lyndsy lohan and shit

[euroman32589]

why is this guys show not aired in europe. thank fuck for you tube.

[Joppsta360]

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAAHAHAHAHAHA

I'd be more than happy to Chug-a-lug

[Steve1229645]

wearing his jihad jeans and what would allah do tee shirt

[ChrisMiran]

WEAPONS OF ASS DESTRUCTION

[republicansarecool]

lol "vibrator and humiliation"

[briggsandstratton1]

what r we gonna do when ned is gone??

[gordo47944]

ned won't be gone as long as manson is on the show, if you don't know ned is really just manson talking in a voice (aka manson is ned)

[utubefavorsdems]

LOL~

[mygerbilsaninja]

lmao! what am I gonna do bust the door down and fuck the co pilot to death?

[ethosflux]

oh I love that bitch women on the phone. It's like a preemptive blaming on the customer. "What are you taking on the plane that might be questionable?". WTF, that's a horrible fucking statement. It's almost suggesting the incidents aforementioned were deserved by the people in question. Neither item, either the breast milk or vibrator posed a security risk to anyone in any way. Fuck you United.

[birthdaymatt]

You're the bitch here...Geezuz lighten up.

[Bargadiel]

@ethosflux Overeating much? What the hell do you think they should say? There are inconsistencies with these sort of things, yes I agree, but placing the blame-hammer on the entire party is only the sign of a moron.

[HaydenFSX]

so even the most crazed terrorist can fly in comfort

[Beardiebreeder]

DONT BE ALARMED!...........its just a giant chocolate cock

[ethosflux]

@Beardiebreeder Don't fuck the copilot to death!

[Beardiebreeder]

weapon of ass destruction lol

[T453R]

Ned rocks-.-...Giant chocolate cock..lmao

[MrBhall99]

lmfaoo weapons of ass destruction lmaoo

[CortezAndrew1]

wepon of ass destruction!!! haha thats great!!!!

[misunderstood7170]

i've got a strap on dildo painted to look like a scud missile LMFAO

[Beardiebreeder]

thats not a weapon of mass destruction....maybe a weapon of ASS destruction

[Wesley22296]

Even the most crazed terrorist can fly in complete comfort!

[BROOKS39]

HELLO...

[bobdude247]

I'd be more than happy to chug-a-lug

[NatandGeorge]

I'd be more than willing to chug-a-lug!

[MrYoungblood2009]

lolol ned is f****** funny love it

[Doctor699]

lol, weapons of ass destruction!

[AndersenZz]

more like a weapon of ass destruction

[Wearethestrangers]

ned isnt going to hell because god created him to entertain us and make us laugh hysterically

[joezilla25]

so even the most crazy terrorist can fly in complete confort...hahahaha lol and its obvisoly not a weapon of mass destruction...more like a weapon of ass destruction lololol go ned

[Veriristi]

Fuck the co-pilot to death. Ahhaahahaaaaa!

[reokiaz]

"dont be alarmed its just a choclate cock" HAHA

[WeaknessPaysCash]

Holy shit (hang up) GAWD

[pulsegang]

so even the most crazed terrorist's can fly in comfort lol

[Nefus2]

1:16

Fuck-ring? The damn censorship make it hard to understand some things.

[AxleRose1993]

you fuckin idiot its a cock ring

[reokiaz]

cock ring

[Huwe182]

Sounds Like a fucking frat party to me.LOL

[defy2k5]

fucking airlines all suck

[ImAVampireRawrz]

;DD

/

\

/

\

/

V

[priestegadeth]

well what am i gonna do, bust down the door and fuck the co-pilot to death?

[idan2bar2bar1]

" so even the most crazy terrorist can fly and complete pffft " lol

[MrMunchies64]

WEAPON OF ASS DESTRUCTION

[TheTDUB87]

yes they are they r douchebags I think im trying SouthWest

[meRyanP]

southwest sucks too

[EagleFlight333]

I love it

[darthspeaks]

"I'm not thinking the worst of you" ... bullshit you are not!

[pigpork49]

i pissed myself listening to this.....ACE

[ImayStalkU]

"You never know what people could put in that"

"You put your dick in it and jack off!"

...

[lgibson5]

he a pop at everyone nice one, love him laugh at it !!!!!laugh at religon "racists" terrorists poke fun at a teddy bear called mo i urge anyone without a sense of humour to get pronto the end is nigh so laugh at the one eyed man give him the rod what else ur gonna do! fight but do it with a smile on ur face

[TheTDUB87]

I love u Ned He should release a CD of his calls I hope he doesn't go 2 hell

[weee394]

what am i gonna do bust down a door and fuck him to death ahhaaa

[VANlTY4EVER]

OMG this is so hillarious all of them are really off the fuckin wall!!!

[Michael0808Milo]

"So even the most crazed terrorists can fly in complete comfort." lol

[LinkinPark2135]

when he was like naming the eastern porn I was LMAO!!!!

[tvike60]

omg i'm peeing myself!

[time6is6money6]

does this ned guy have a website?

[einherjerelite]

Ned is more awesome than boobs. Period.

[Zapperman3000]

Of course he is. He invented them..

[serenanocturna]

I want a T-shirt that says "What would Allah do?"!

[volodenon]

how can a cock ring be misconstrued with a weapon, i mean what am i going to do bust down the door and fuck the copilot to death...Hello? that is the fucking best, taliban tit fuckers good shit

[ivanbrewski]

Ned you crack me up! Vibrator shaped like a scud missile, hillarious! Keep up the good work! I love you but my neighbors hate it when they hear me laugh at 4 am in the morning.

[troface420]

"typical airline runaround bullshit" aint that the truth

[joezilla25]

its more like a weapon of ass destruction

[heartistear]

HAHHA WEAPON OF ASS DESTRUCTION

[shadddey5]

my favourite lines "so even the most crazed terrorists can fly in complete comfert"

and "attention i have a butt plug in my ass, don't be alarmed"

[Hedhnter]

"LOL "I'd be more than happy to chug a lug" I FUCKING LOVE THIS!

[turdlinger5000]

why can he say cock ring with out being bleeped but not pocket pussy

[Adept223]

psst, dont be alarmed, its just a giant chocolate dick! lol

[ganjaking187]

ahab the arab lmfao

[az90az90az90az]

lol

[RafaMarquezFan]

taliban tit fucker XD

[613bo]

LOL

[FurryFox9025]

I love when he brought up "Weapons of Ass Destruction." I've laughing about that all day long!