The Best of Seinfeld - The Shrinkage

[TheUndertaker575]

do girls actually know about shrinkage though??

[lordtalon69]

Why the huge watermark are you afraid someone is going to steal the clip you already stole? lol.

[nely1000]

George is brilliant in this scene!

[RoseMs3]

Funny!



[beuns123]

"It shrinks??" hahaha

[SonicGem5]

@beuns123 When the water's cold,,,,yup = shrinkage

[kamratframjandet]

Aww you gotta hate them.

[keysaysassah]

Look, this is a funny episode, what is so hard about laughing your bottom off and moving on? Haven't you guys better things to occupy your minds and fingers than insulting each other over the internet? I'm 19 and sometimes i swear I have more common sense at this age that some people will ever have -_-;;;.

[corknakovastein]

what episode is this

[7d7e7f7]

Significant shrinkage xDDDDD

[3Glimpse3]

men's bullshit! If you have it short, deal with it, stop making up stuff like "shrinkage" just because when you are out on a swimsuit your dinky thing is most exposed than ever. lol

[obycoate]

@3Glimpse3 its a scientific fact bitch.

[3Glimpse3]

@obycoate oh my God, you don't get sarcasm, don you? I was just kidding, you super sensitive moron

[SugarKatie]

"i dont know how u guys walk around with those things" :P

[stumpdawg251]

this is how I learned about shrinkage.

[lessthanthreemetal]

"yes george, i'm wondering that myself. what is it that you want?" XD

[LASuperboy]

"shrinkage factor" LMAO

[8DX]

Yes, it's common knowledge among men. LOL.

[mdog333333]

1:39 !!!!!!!! DONT YOU KNOCK!!!!!

[fred6059]

My favorite episode! 'I don't know how you guys walk around with those things all day'. I wonder the same thing myself.

[mezmaries]

Hahaha

[curvedyellowhead]

i guess in a way, it WAS the baby's room!

[Jaso700]

hahaha! Elaines reaciton! @ 3:27 ....."It shrinks"

[WALTKRIEG]

Ha, Ha, common knowledge !

[osahju914]

and rachel just leaves the door open when she leaves...

[alishakeyes]

"i dont know how you guys walk around with those things" lmfao.

[DzzO]

@weightfeather1 lol. laughed my ass off.

[KaylaStambler]

@CxPane .. it's a women's magazine with makeup and sex tips.. what does that have to do with science o_0

[somewhatlongdong]

When a guy tells you online that he's 8 inches, that means 8 internet inches. It's 6 inches in real life.

[cubsarebetterthansox]

Lol i love this show

[JG40061]

This classic Seinfeld !

[BurgerGrabber]

I was just in the pool.... and i was wondering if you guys had any.. gum

[justinlovespastry]

@lady09giggles Because it's only good in a comedic situation. XD

[jasobres]

I WAS IN THE POOL! I WAS IN THE POOL!

[lady09giggles]

I never heard of shrinkage until this show.

[donr1954]

Just because your nipples get long and hard when they get cold a man's dick doesn't, It shrinks.

[OSMOOLEE]

Its common knowledge now, lol

[rring88]

I came up with a good comeback when Elaine says, "I dont know how you guys walk around with those things." Well at least ours doesn't bleed once a month.

[5hafayet]

@rring88 OMG your comeback is so funny that I might jump off the roof and kill myself

[daftrok]

Why does it shrink? Because its cold and the blood flow dramatically decreases, meaning the arteries are filled with very little blood.

[farleyriver]

george is by far the most self centered character

[mralmeister1]

@farleyriver actually, hes the most neurotic one of all...

[newguy90]

Well, George could always rub it in Rachel's face that he has bigger tits.

[broalonzo]

@newguy90 I don't think that is something men like to brag about

[BKLS10]

hahahha

[ThePeachyplum]

I never knew about "shrinkage" until this episode.

[88sias]

LOL!!Thats karma back at George!!

[bserusha]

I don't understand how Jerry could stay friends with George.

[deathscyte9]

he deserved that though, with his persistant peeking lmao

[TheCrossov3r]

jerry always has hot girlfriends

[lloplop]

jerry's girlfriend is hot

[ninja6kid]

plz plz make seinfield again!this show was the king of epicness

[notToast]

1:13 u can tell she practiced that line a lot

[mcgeenl]

God! George has bigger tits than I do! LOL

[JJCRIST13]

"It shrinks? I don't how you guys walk around with those things...." Excellent....

[mikez565]

george has nice cones

[acostaman]

like a frightened turtle

x D

[Ree1981]

@acostaman The sad part is, I'm gonna think this phrase for the rest of my life whenever I'm subjected to shrinkage.

2062: An old man walks out of the bathroom, looks down and says "Like a frightened turtle!", and no one gets the joke.

[maskedwalnut]

its true though. women think penises stay one size all the time. when a guy says hes "six inches" it means when hes fully erect.

Cosmo should do an article about it. lol

[sthenolagniac]

@maskedwalnut Cosmo is just a sitcom character you know.

[CxPane]

@sthenolagniac he means the magazine called Cosmo, its a science magazine haha

[FabioFresh]

@maskedwalnut Im not sure Kramer would be the best author of that article, he should stick with the coffee table books instead

[anditspaganpoetry]

@maskedwalnut i've known about penis shrinkage + growth since i was 14, we do know. the women you know musn't be too bright.

[MANofINACTION]

Were your giant tits in the pool aswell, George?

[TheBadToTheBon]

" I was in the pool "

LooL

that funny

[notyoursavior78]

I'm not surprised this is the first comment. I liked Elaine's rant on breath taking actually.