Why Dragonball Evolution Sucks: A Yamcha Study

[KerrDogga]

i don't remember goku going to high school or never meeting grandpa gohan or never coming to earth from planet vegeta ornever having a tail, plus i dont remember bulma looking like such a dyke or yamcha looking like a stoner

[MozVesper]

//_O holypoop your name iz actually one of my manga characters name and shes also a vampire man thats wierd

[TheVampireLucinda]

@MozVesper Haha, really? That's cool! ^_^

[gboy1441]

dragonball evolution was the equivelant of batman and robin with george clooney. in fact, i think its actually worse, because i watched every dragonball episode and had no clue whatsoever what in the hell was goingo n.. lets hope if they ever make a new one its as epic as the way they fixed batman with bale etc..

[dbzyamchagirl99]

Amen sister. They TOTALLY screwed up Yamcha's character. Im probably like Yamchas BIGGEST fan, (Hense my youtube account name) and im gonna sue the people who made dragon ball evolution! ! ! ! ! Like this comment if you love yamcha and you think that the movie sucked!!!!!

[MultiFaTaL10]

yamchas badASS

[dbzyamchagirl99]

OMAGOD!!! I WATCHED THIS MOVIE IN THEATERS AND WHEN I CAME OUT I WAS SOOO MAD CAUSE I WORE A BULMA COSTUME AND SHE DIDNT EVEN LOOK RIGHT!!!!! (And no i didnt get stared at cause other peeps were dressed like yamcha, goku, and a couple of krillins.) >:( DB EVOLUTION SUCKS BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[M3rtyville]

no Krillin...Mai is working for Piccolo instead for Pilaf. I rather watch rather Kai rather than this movie

[Vegetto776]

lol @7:20 Agreed apparently the Saiyans watched it and were not happy with it at all. (Primarily because they got dismissed maybe)

[TeronTheGorefiend]

SAIYAN RAMPAGE!!!

[Fajjani]

I just don't get it. Why the fuck can't people just be content with the anime/manga? Why would they have to make it into a live-action movie?

Fuckin' greedy hollywood jews, and dumb fuckin' sheep who watch the crap they produce.

[Rastumo]

Poor yamcha. He is my favorite character in DB. It really hurt how the portrayed hin in DBE :(

[funnyman1995103]

he was off but when it showed him getting his nuts burned by the steam in the volcaino i lmao so much espesaly when he says (beans and rice this isnt right) then gets burned the second time then he fell and i allmost fell from laughing

[Jordan2000son]

like my old saying: IF YOU CAN'T MAKE THE MOVIE THE WAY IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE, DON'T DO IT AT ALL!!!

[darkerstarh]

Stephen Chow should have done the Dragonball movie.

You can see the same style and humour in Shaolin Soccer and Kung Fu Hustle.

Great shame that he didn't.

[crazychris1123]

The piccolo in this movie sucked the devils dick now imagine what i have to say for goku.....

[twilight4evr7]

I did not even know that was Yamcha till I looked up the cast for the movie!

[Skull666Bones]

Anybody who says Dragon Ball Evolution was a good movie is a complete idiot. Even if you knew nothing about Dragon Ball and you say the movie, it would have still sucked major dick. Whoever made that movie should be hung. Fucking idiots!

[theceng]

not all there? lol maybe he was high or perhaps he didnt give a shit and just wanted it over so he could get paid they could have put puar and oolong there they did it scooby doo

wats fyi?

[tokyoking2]

I don'nt like the movie. But did u know Tatsuya Fujiwara may be playing yamcha in the sequal movie. Joon Park's been replaced.

[TheBeardOfPower]

@tokyoking2 That's a confrimed myth dude. those casting "changes" were waaaaay wonky and appear to be user edited. We even have a troll who's claimed glory for it becuse he "wanted to see the fanboys fight".

[raginleaf]

That was a good movie for someone who doesn't obsess over 1980's comics, seriously.

[TheBeardOfPower]

@raginleaf Uhm... no.

[kyleassante]

Ape** srry lol

[kyleassante]

When he turned into a grate app (it was WAY to small) ....

[kyleassante]

Goku didt even have a tail or look at the moon cuz there was'ent one at the time the produser must have just been like "...let's throw In a 10 foot monkie and call it done" no a great ape is a lot taller then 10 dam feet

[cinnomonsinner]

talk louder ass

[TheQuiZNoKid]

Hell even Yajirobe did his part in the Saiyan Saga.

[Croxyndul]

yeah they were shoving pcp up their assholes when they made this shit-fest. *shove shove* *ass ass* "ok actors lets go fuck up dragon ball for everybody." says the producer.

[DuggerProductions]

I wish we could just forget about it. But theirs a another DB movie being made. Dragon Ball Reborn..... NNNNNOOOOOOOO

[Smb081985]

i never watched it...i only wanted to see how they portrayed yamcha...you know...my totally loving him..and they fucking blew it... what is with the surfer accent and totally being a douche?

I want to get this movie only to blow it up in the directors face!

[tokyoking2]

I know, i was waiting for the fight between yamcha and goku and see his wolf fang fist. The movie was so bad.

[Smb081985]

God! Akira must hate us now! THANKS HOLLYWOOD FOR MAKING DRAGONBALL BLOW!

[princessnu15]

The magic begins was 100000000000 better than dragonball evolution. aside from the cheesyness and the changed names, it stayed very true to the story!

[TheMegster24]

I actually liked the movie, but they just skipped so much stuff. Like, Bulma was 16 when she met Goku. And I also didn't like how Yamcha and Roshi didn't look at all like the real Yamcha and Roshi. But, I still thought it was good, and I hope they come out with the second one.

[Kyuubixcel]

XD I don't even wanna get started on goku LOL

[TheVampireLucinda]

Same here...I would blow something up if I did. XP

[Kyuubixcel]

lolzz :)

[genorem]

you know, I expected this movie to suck from the beginning probably granting a C or a D but for me it sunk all the way down to a letter below Z that hasn't even been invented in our alphabet

[TheVampireLucinda]

So true, man. It's really a shame, because it could have been so good!

[pearlfigther]

Å its a danish letter, the last one...That's how much is sucks

[khalidsama]

Dragonball Evolution is an example of artistic license taken too far! I'm okay with minor deviations from the source material but I was disgusted just from watching the trailer halfway for my very first time. That's how bad DDE is!

[dbz07]

i cant believe they were actually making a sequel

[OwnedOver9000]

Dragonball Evolution is the worst thing that could ever happen to Dragonball :(

[almondtealeaf2]

I predicted this movie would tank in the box office while the movie was just a mere rumor being circled around the net!

[zrg48]

Theres no such thing as Dragon Ball Evolution it's a myth just like Titanic: The Animated Musical.

[idontknowyoumitch]

The thing that pissed me off...was that the were-monkey form = were-orc. ==;

Dear god. It was so bad.

Then Yamacha...that one line...that one line..CHEESE AND RICE...==;

Dear god.

[rice31254]

lol

Yamcha is the in the only asian group that i actually listen to

hes from the band g.o.d and they temporalily broke up

hes almost 50 dude

[mortalballgt52]

When I heard about the movie, i was like "hey i can't wait to see Yamcha's Wolf Fang Fist!", but wait... no Wolf Fang Fist! I just wanted to go home and watch my DBZ DVD's

[SnackerLover420]

You make some very valid points. The movie's a waste of $9. They ought to give every who saw it compensation and a fucking apology letter from whoever produced and/or directed the movie.

btw, I love your voice lol

[TheOriginaKrillinFan]

The only things I'll go so far as to admit I liked were the guy that played Grandpa Gohan and how he handled the character (only one not butchered or poorly acted, in my opinion) and the way the Dragon balls looked was kinda cool. Other than that... crap. The tournament arena even looked more like a quasi-futuristic high school wrestling arena! Or a small circus ring! Sheesh...

[TRIGUN1111111]

Dragonball Evolution can R.I.P.

[nxn8690]

You didn't see Yamcha! I didn't see anybody! I don't give a shit about Yamcha or whoever other guys . But they fucked up Goku that pisses me off. They turn Goku into some pussy ass, weak fuck. Goku cares nothing but fighting & eating. He doesn't care about Chi Chi, as matter a fact he doesn't care any chicks. Chi Chi is the one who has hots for Goku. In the movie the dude(the pretender, fake) wanna impress Chi Chi. And he goes to school. Goku doesn't go to school. He trains & travels.

[metallavery]

the guy guy who played Yamaha this was his first movie.

[TheOriginaKrillinFan]

Know what his REAL profession is? He's a Korean pop star in the vein of Justin Timberlake!

[TurkishSaiyanPower]

This DBE had no sence of humour or spirit, nor did any of the actors look like it, only bulma was great but her acting was not a bitchy as the anime

[TheOriginaKrillinFan]

Eh, Bulma was WAY off, dude.

[screamolovesmusic]

@TheOriginaKrillinFan But she was hot... so who cares if she's way off?

[TheOriginaKrillinFan]

Well, Joon Park, the dude that played Yamcha.... he's a Korean Pop Star. Seriously. That's his past experience. And the Wolf Fang Fist was a submission style designed to cause pain. He used it to make any opponents give up early on and give in to his demands; it fit into his whole "bandit" persona. In the movie... he can't even aim a gun properly. It's sad, really.

But another awesome vid, as usual.

[TheVampireLucinda]

That's his name!! I literally could NOT think of it at the time...A pop star? Seriously?! *grumbles* XD Thanks!

[TheOriginaKrillinFan]

Well, a Justin Timberlake-esque rap/pop crossover-type star anyways. Jeez, anext they'll get Britney Spears to play Launch or something...

Oh, and if you need any future info, feel free to ask. I'm a virtual wealth of character info. (Except on how Yamcha got those scars... I could NEVER find an explanation for that.)

[TheVampireLucinda]

Hmmm, yeah, I could tell from you vids that you're very DB-savvy...pretty brilliant... In all honesty, someone like you should have directed/written/produced the love action movie!

Britney Spears as Lunch?! *shudder*

[TheOriginaKrillinFan]

Um... wow! Thanks.

[echo1v]

Really good video! I've been thinking about also making a video too on the topic, just been so busy though :(

[TheVampireLucinda]

Thanks! Same here: The semester is winding down, and the work has been crazy. But, I finished my paper a little early yesterday, and I thought, "FREE TIME! VIDEO TIME!" Lol.

[foxhound6358]

i feel the ya pain!!!

[TheVampireLucinda]

Thanks!

[VEGETADTX]

Hey thanx TheVampireLucinda! GREAT VIDEO AS ALWAYS! :)

Nicely said, Yamcha is one totally horrible and disastrous part of this movie........out of million other horrible things lol! :)

Just as this whole movie together is one big horrible disaster!

[TheVampireLucinda]

Thanks, Vegeta! And I agree completely...the whole movie was a disaster. They did maybe...three things right, if that!

[VEGETADTX]

np ^_^

Well you know what, even if there are some "right" things in this movie they are automatically bad cause they are INSIDE one big WRONG thing...one big BLASPHEMY!

So logic says if you put a tiny little drop of icecream on the huge pile of excrement you still wont eat it JUST AS MUCH as you wouldn't eat alone pile of excrement :)

sorry for kinda sick comparison :S

But I just love to use comparisons, always expect them from me ^^

[DRAGONBALLPROTEST]

great

[TheVampireLucinda]

Thanks! Lots of love, guys!