Axtually, according to my game, it is only worth 196 Septims ._. Yet retrieving a cheap Mage's Staff of Charm that belonged to a guild member is worth 5 times that amount
At the end of the video credits, MS finds himself in jail. MS wonders if this is a goddam time loop but a falling rock knocks him out and causes amnesia. Doctor Who then steps in and time loops the fack out of this game.
'i think: holy shit, they're zombies, since i killed them before. so i promptly launch a sneak attack on these idiots, because i don't like people who cheat death...goddamn cheaters.'
I play Oblivion every day on my computer as a religion. XD But this was wicked funny Sam talked about the truth of the main story line. The Main quest in tes4 absolutely sucks. But other than that I love it.
some deadra starts talking to me...but i kick his ass because he talkes in some stupid sounding voice and thinks he's a big dick around here. thats the funniest part ever!
Ah, that crazy sam...sad part is he's right about everything XD it is hilarious though..."some deadra starts talking to me...but i kick his ass because he talkes in some stupid sounding voice and thinks he's a big dick around here" XD
did you do this with a text to mp3 thing. or did you set the computer's audio input as the computer? because I did it the audio input way for my shivering isles version but it doesn't have nearly as clear quality as this.
I know it must have taken SHITLOADS of work to bring this together and it was one of the best videos i have seen on YouTube. Good job. Make more rofl :D
Genious! Pure genious! Odd thing is, most of these things are true...the Blades are supposedly loyal to the Emperor...if the Emperor suddenly dies, they should avenge his death, not just stand around crying....
yeah...tbh, the game itself has lots of things wrong with it. The main reason why it was so successful was because of the success of Morrowind. After so many years, everyone's seeing the holes in its plot and gameplay.
thats the game u can have friends whit you but it suck ass they die twice as fats as u and i finished this god damn easy game in 2 hrs from buying and im lev 5
What the hell?!?!? what is the shit going around saying that i hacked my game cause im level 27?!?!? everyone told me the level cap was 20!! WTF!?!? yay!! my game isnt glitched!!!!
thumbs up if you think of chief in arby n the chief when you see this :)
WASACADA 3 months ago 7
@WASACADA thumbs up if die in a fire
jediyoshi64 2 months ago
lol so damn funny
trexattack 3 months ago
"This thing is worth millions of Septims!"
Axtually, according to my game, it is only worth 196 Septims ._. Yet retrieving a cheap Mage's Staff of Charm that belonged to a guild member is worth 5 times that amount
addcb 3 months ago
"Having finally escaped that place, I head back to Cloud Ruler God Damn Temple yet again"
LMAO
codfanatic58 6 months ago
cool story bra
AJWpwn 6 months ago
holy sweet shizzle mother of snapsuckers
pryomatic 6 months ago
Why can't I do damage to ghosts with my katana?
MyNameIsMrW 7 months ago
@MyNameIsMrW Needs to be enchanted
icantafford 6 months ago
"An supposedly epic battle which involves a grand total of ten guards"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
platypusbabelicious 7 months ago
Whatever, I don't noooooo.
liamsp544 9 months ago
Wait, what's the end music...? I wanna say "Welcome to the NHK" but that's not right
HammockerSam 9 months ago
hahahahahahahahahahahaha I laughed so hard great job.
vezonfan2 11 months ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I laughed my so hard great job.
vezonfan2 11 months ago
Wat armor is octo wearing
beybladelovers0632 11 months ago
lol key ra dil?
rumblebee51 11 months ago
wtf what armors are those
AchillesofOblivion 1 year ago
septeem
AchillesofOblivion 1 year ago
I didn't know Stephen Hawking is a n Elder's Scrolls fan.
NightCreature1980 1 year ago
Key rock Dill FTW
HBKF0RLIF3 1 year ago
lmao tru, so very tru
vocalist92 1 year ago
He needs 4 arms to jerk off. otherwise if he had one or two arms he would get tired.
Mattsgmodmovies 1 year ago
i heard elder scrolls v (5) is coming
thickandplumped 1 year ago
@thickandplumped Thanks tips. :)
JuicyHamburg3r 1 year ago
"I say thanks, but no thanks and tell him to shove his damn armor up his ass" LOL!
Moonguard257 1 year ago 9
hahaha tiber septeem!!!!
Probot2000X 1 year ago
LOL like WTF!!!!
Probot2000X 1 year ago
vampier ass
pryomatic 1 year ago
cloud ruler god damn temple
lastride29 1 year ago
septeem
ZZbottom230 1 year ago
I GAY
Raynedeath1 1 year ago
good
Raynedeath1 1 year ago
Good
Raynedeath1 1 year ago
Good
Raynedeath1 1 year ago
Wasted 18mins of my life
Theskyscar 1 year ago
3:03 I thought that was funny
TheSingerWhoEats 1 year ago
Whatever, I don't knoooow. LOL
zotde75 1 year ago
U need to put a spoiler alert
superwhoper 1 year ago
i love how he is so cocky and he is always talking about how he wastes no time in "ruining this shit". it makes me laugh
heAdXsHotzz 1 year ago
I love the cynacism in this. Really points out the hilarity of the story such as Jauffre holding the most important item in a draw.
xXxPieGuyxXx 1 year ago
Ending song sucked should have used blues drive monster if your gonna use j-rock p.s it's by the pillows same band that did the music for FLCL
lidul 1 year ago
Seriously! Tiber Septim may have founded the Empire but you saved it's ass!
legoboy227 1 year ago
Good die XD
Finni100 1 year ago
LOL This was so funny XD
You are so funny! XD
Finni100 1 year ago
tybur septeeem
Jabikz 1 year ago
what is that mod for the HUD? its all small and nice looking xP
ShadowxXx36O 1 year ago
we march thru yet another 1,000 daedra lol
chaospanda1234 1 year ago
why didnt they get martin to impregnate as many women as possible, to make sure his family continued?
MrJennion 1 year ago
lmao @ eating azuras star
LegolessVideos 1 year ago
i hope bethesda watch this and consider it all when making the next TES
MrJennion 1 year ago
i like that computer sounding voice
TheVashfan12349 1 year ago
Radar overseer Scotty is behind everything
anotherguttersnipe 1 year ago
At the end of the video credits, MS finds himself in jail. MS wonders if this is a goddam time loop but a falling rock knocks him out and causes amnesia. Doctor Who then steps in and time loops the fack out of this game.
Sam: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
wiseman2131 1 year ago
'i think: holy shit, they're zombies, since i killed them before. so i promptly launch a sneak attack on these idiots, because i don't like people who cheat death...goddamn cheaters.'
LOL. best part ever!
yuruka96 1 year ago
Jauffre and Ocato look different. What mod is that from?
Nextmastermind 1 year ago
I play Oblivion every day on my computer as a religion. XD But this was wicked funny Sam talked about the truth of the main story line. The Main quest in tes4 absolutely sucks. But other than that I love it.
Kinesis17 1 year ago
Key-ro-dill
88Meters 1 year ago
some deadra starts talking to me...but i kick his ass because he talkes in some stupid sounding voice and thinks he's a big dick around here. thats the funniest part ever!
TheSkrunkyMonkey 1 year ago
I have Microsoft anna only :(
Shinno1337 1 year ago
martin:(munches on azura's star)
malevolenceXXXensues 1 year ago
lool "i waste no time ruining his shit" bloody brilliant
sdps4life 1 year ago
for the idiots who dont know who microsoft sam is he's a kind of voice on narriating
thejr500play 1 year ago
lol i like how you go into the cave and just slash the air 'killing' vampires
ANoobGuyProductions 1 year ago
lol whole game done in 2 days LOL
XxariethxXsam 1 year ago
Ah, that crazy sam...sad part is he's right about everything XD it is hilarious though..."some deadra starts talking to me...but i kick his ass because he talkes in some stupid sounding voice and thinks he's a big dick around here" XD
zkilla30 1 year ago
I say thanks, but no thanks, and tell him to shove his damn armor up his ass
rawrEvan 1 year ago
dude i can't stop laughing
munruthel1 1 year ago
u should make a microsoft sam plays fallout 3
tonicdemonic1 1 year ago
Stop the daedra invasion!
Vote labour XD
MilwaukeeFtw 1 year ago
loved it again
wrayeth 1 year ago
how do u get that armor on Ocato i want it!!!
seacom3211 1 year ago
@seacom3211
you kill him....probably
guibin 1 year ago
what song is used for the end credits????? i like it
bleha94 1 year ago
2:56 - 2:58 :D To Fight Five Bilion :D
Wowwrathking 1 year ago
LMAO @ 3:13 - 3:23
bluzzerstream 1 year ago
did you do this with a text to mp3 thing. or did you set the computer's audio input as the computer? because I did it the audio input way for my shivering isles version but it doesn't have nearly as clear quality as this.
shadowofdread 1 year ago
HAHA! Love that sequence 2:26 - 2:30, so true.
WiFooo 1 year ago
you have a lot of cool mods loaded
HazzaMoo 2 years ago
roooflcopterzzz
GeesAcc 2 years ago
kirodil
NuclearWarhead1111 2 years ago
did you just say good die
sadxhacked 2 years ago
lol I just realized the credit song is the OP to "Welcome to the NHK" xD
guibin 2 years ago
LMFAO@ 6:30 "Holy shit, they're zombies, so I promptly launch a sneak attack on their asses"
W11BO1 2 years ago
holy shit i fell on the floor laughing after this vid HAHAHAHA you should make one for nights of the nine that would be funny as hell haha.
hellopeeps8686 2 years ago
@rianich i killed the guy and taked my things :D
deanfiliput 2 years ago
You must have turned the difficulty down right?
darthteej1 2 years ago
hey wut mod do you have at 8:22 the armor is friggin sweet
littlebigplanet4912 2 years ago 5
The npcs hold their swords on theyr shoulders oO
what mod is it?
RyukPSF 2 years ago
It's 'DMC Stylish'. It's an animation replacer for the main character... but the NPC will also use it. So you should use 'Mayus Animation' too.
The 2 mods can be found on tesnexus. :)
Murulo 2 years ago
Thank you very much!!! You answered me very fast!! :) :)
(sry for my english i am armenian xD )
And will it also work for the german version...?
do i need a DV?
RyukPSF 2 years ago
Hmmm... sorry I don't know. :P
Murulo 2 years ago
oh okay^^
RyukPSF 2 years ago
LMAO, love the vid Murulo, any chance of a shivering isles/Knights of the nine version?
MilwaukeeFtw 2 years ago
Funny moments:
1:08 1:27 1:51- 2:10 2:59 4:21 4:35 4:49 4:49 5:34 5:46 6:04 6:28 6:57 7:09 7:26
7:43-The End
heAdXsHotzz 2 years ago
"Why does he need four arms, anywayyyyy?"
Underoath908 2 years ago
lol cool vid can you do fallout 3
hahazet 2 years ago
An epic battle with ten soldiers!
car362 2 years ago 2
..2:45-3:50 hahahahaha! "holy goddamn shit!"
TrueTrife 2 years ago
you
zambwia 2 years ago
This is one of the funniest things i've ever seen. Good Job Creator.
musicman216 2 years ago
this is funny
kazzdude1 2 years ago
xD so ture
o0okierano0o 2 years ago
Doing the Shivering Isles would be perfect.
TheArgonian13 2 years ago 12
@TheArgonian13
I've done a shivering isles one.
shadowofdread 2 years ago
He needs to make a 3rd episode lol
InsanePickle007 2 years ago
01:20 I sometimes spend more time unconcious than awake...XD
06:20 LAWL David Cameron Spreading Propaganda XD just like today.
DanDood11 2 years ago 9
oh and good vid
JORDAN8063 2 years ago
lol sam never stops talking
JORDAN8063 2 years ago 2
lol "And tell him to shove his armor up his ass." My favorite part.
TheArgonian13 2 years ago 3
in bruma is where shit wil lhit the fan lololol
Darkdayzz 2 years ago
"The game%Proxy-Connection: keep-alive
Cache-Control: max-age=0
volunteers myself to be the errand boy who gets to tell the damn countess of Bruma that her shit is about to
darkinin 2 years ago
i dont like the storyline that much i never knew there was 1 the 1st time i played it
selkie210 2 years ago
you can give up any of them but all the princes items are good =(
selkie210 2 years ago
"This shit never ends does it?" LOL
TomRuskin 2 years ago 3
lol "so launched a sneak attack" XD
supersquish122 2 years ago
"Holy crap .. any more wishes? perhaps you want me to arrenge you a meeting with Elvis Bresley " :DD
Spyr0F4n 2 years ago
He just summed this game up perfectly. oblivion beats morrowind gameplay wise but being sean bean's errand boy sucked ass.
jennion101 2 years ago
" i rush to the place where there is supposedley going to be an epic battle but there hodes of dedra against about 10 guards" lol that was so funny
lukeybobaflobby 2 years ago 3
very annoying guy
POUTANA2 2 years ago
i did the duplication glitch, then gave it to him
XboxHerO3467 2 years ago
PMSL!! Tiber Septeem was a noob!
04singletonl 2 years ago 9
rofl nice job
stok077 2 years ago
lol
tagteamat 2 years ago
hahaha those soldiers are dum
simpleFoundJumpsuit 2 years ago 2
lolol great
cvbncvbn1100 2 years ago
loved that bit about living in shivering isles where mehrunes dagon isnt a problem XD
Cullenxl 2 years ago 4
microsoft sam really pointed out the dumb and pointless stuff in these vids, hilarious!
chargerljt1993 2 years ago 3
=DD
Eviltower666 2 years ago
Oh my gosh that was so funny!
moonandstars1542 2 years ago
I know it must have taken SHITLOADS of work to bring this together and it was one of the best videos i have seen on YouTube. Good job. Make more rofl :D
Bobalobification 2 years ago 4
lol i love his voice
oOTeamMcbOo 2 years ago 2
Lol the blades are chillin :P
ra9ooo 2 years ago 2
um 2 things 1.LMAO 2. kill mehrunes dagon with wabbajack from the sheogorrath shrine
Jimmyboy679 2 years ago 4
its funny cause its true
ultimatelego 2 years ago 2
Hahahahhaha a shoping list
angelf1 2 years ago 3
LMAO that was absoloutely epic!
Superfreak937 2 years ago 3
i tell chacelor occano he can shuv his damn arrmur up his ass and walk away liek nothing ever happened lol
jakerocks360 2 years ago 4
David Cameron, lol.
jamesgravil 2 years ago 10
Holy shit, finally when I get used to doing everything myself, the game just decides to finish by itself.
LMAO XD
Spatan95 2 years ago
lmfao
tyber septeeeem.
xD
sitdownmarty 2 years ago 2
I am faced with yet another dungeon, with the only differance now being that I can hear Mankor Cameron spreading his propaganda.
XD
DanDood11 2 years ago 3
Honestly, in the end, you should've been made Emperor, or atleast been able to Join the Legion and work your way up.
restorecop99 2 years ago 5
xD yep
1stFjar 2 years ago
I agree with you you should be named emperor. it'd kinda screw up the game and you always have to have blades traveling with you.
EsBreton 2 years ago
Anyone know where I can get those idle animations? Like when burd holds the two handed sword on his shoulder.
naruto33380 2 years ago
There should be a Knights of The Nine and Shivering Isles walkthrough with Microsoft Sam.
CFloBucket 2 years ago 4
hell ya
smileydude123 2 years ago
Get Martin's ass crowned. LOL.
sempremaria 2 years ago 3
Who can ever defeat a god? Goddammit XD
Renatar567 2 years ago
LMAO!!!! EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE
akaxXBossXx 2 years ago
rofl david cameron
JohnMD2K 2 years ago 3
haha that was great
you should make more vids with sam!
irelandsvampire 2 years ago
just wondering was does the star do? i never really kept it so i didnt know what it did
Rion98 2 years ago
azuras star is a soul gem that never disapers
XplosiSwe 2 years ago 2
I don't like people who cheat death
I hope those cheaters burn in Oblivion
CptFrenchfries 2 years ago 2
anyone know what chancellor occatos armor is? its soooooo awesome
Twidusk 2 years ago
Best videos ever. Thank you for making this.
iWearCapeIRL 2 years ago
8:52 is the greatest quote ever from MSS
this video was so darn awesome lol
Geekachu 2 years ago
heess soooooo depresing its funny
IsNiPeRyOu 2 years ago
lmao this video was hilarious "and told him he can shove his armor up his ass lmao lmao lmao
ImNotRightlyMade 2 years ago
"Captain Burd spends more time unconscious, than he is awake"
LOL
blackoracle16 2 years ago 5
lol sounds like hes been thru alot
Barraki148 2 years ago 2
A grand total of .. 10 guards XD
marcdjs 2 years ago
Vampire ass :D
IamNuts114 2 years ago 2
Even better than the first! Congratz bro. U got a sub
alexsamuraiuuu 2 years ago
this is fucking legendary , so funny xD
marcdjs 2 years ago 2
I am the Champion of Cyrodiil, a faction where I am the sole member XD
Marv1089 2 years ago 3
those noob guards still call me citizen but im the fcking grnd champ and champ of cyrodiil
canadaislive 2 years ago 3
Genious! Pure genious! Odd thing is, most of these things are true...the Blades are supposedly loyal to the Emperor...if the Emperor suddenly dies, they should avenge his death, not just stand around crying....
and the game finishes itself XDDD
Marv1089 2 years ago
i agree the only reason i can think of is if someone finds cloud ruler temple and the blades need to protect martin but it seems a little wierd
XplosiSwe 2 years ago
yeah...tbh, the game itself has lots of things wrong with it. The main reason why it was so successful was because of the success of Morrowind. After so many years, everyone's seeing the holes in its plot and gameplay.
Marv1089 2 years ago
back to cloud ruler goddamn temple. yaay.
XD i really wish that i could have some DECENT backup in oblivion, i mean, it would be nice to not have to do dungeon crawls all the fracking time.
samaraholbrook 2 years ago
thats the game u can have friends whit you but it suck ass they die twice as fats as u and i finished this god damn easy game in 2 hrs from buying and im lev 5
canadaislive 2 years ago
in two days i was level 54 but then again i play that game alot my GT is zacheris add me i can helps you to become an ultamate character
zomcha 2 years ago
huh? i have pc version
canadaislive 2 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
the max level cap is 20, unless your game is hacked.
Twidusk 2 years ago
thats fallout 3.
DarkZerkerX 2 years ago 2
Its acctually 225 or 250.I got to 60.
DarkZerkerX 2 years ago
245 is the highest i got
DtCKclan 2 years ago
It's 255 precisely. Because in HEX, there are 256 combinations of 0-9 and a-f. Eg 01 02 03 ae a8 and so on..
Since level 0 is a possible level in oblivion (through cheats) the max level is 255.
MouthofSaurons 2 years ago
You have no idea what you're talking about, I got to level 35 easily and legitimately on my 360.
MartinThatcher 2 years ago
What the hell?!?!? what is the shit going around saying that i hacked my game cause im level 27?!?!? everyone told me the level cap was 20!! WTF!?!? yay!! my game isnt glitched!!!!
Twidusk 2 years ago
Back to Cloud Ruler God Damn Temple.