Donnie Darko

[Ps3King153]

U wonder are they acting or improvising sense there related

[ayy3feryuh]

OH PLEASE TELL ME ELIZABETH, HOW EXACTLY DOES ONE SUCK A FUCK? /*O*\

[chicka321]

THE DAD IS BITIN THAT DUCKIN PIZZA...BITE IT BROTHA...BITE IT!!!!!!

[walmartgoof]

what's a fuck ass lol the dad lost it 

[DESiSAUR]

"oh, please tell me, elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?"

[funnystuff3221]

"You're sucha fuck ass"

"HAHAHA did you just call me a fuck ass? ahaha WELL U CAN GO SUCK A FUCK"

[ZoeeTheWeird]

I like how they're brother and sister in real life too. 

[reesiewolf]

Karkat why is your human form in this movie?..

[GrafittiPenguin]

You're such a fuckass.

[iHateThisShirt]

fuck-ass

[iMPRESSi0Ns]

Donnie is Karkat.

Fuck.

[fraroc]

Maggie Gyllenhaal before she became ugly :)

[NewbieDrumming]

Donnie's reaction to her is the best part

[MichaelHowrie]

As if they cut the start of this scene??

[CanaanSGl]

Homestuck!

[halikiwi]

@CanaanSGl nope.

[SlipknotFanGirl22]

One of my friends told me to go suck a fuck today (jokingly). Now i know what she was talking about haha

[Zrcalo]

CG: FUCK YOU FUCKASS

[OceanSkate401]

@Zrcalo who is "CG?"

[WindSorceress32]

@OceanSkate401 CG is carcinoGeneticist. Otherwise known as the GREATEST TROLL EVER. :D

[EloquentQueenn]

omg

[DexterM187]

Funny enough those two actually are brother and sister.

[istayhighx420]

14 PEOPLE CAN SUCK A FUCK

[2009Infidel]

@istayhighx420

LMAO Exactly, they're such fucksasses!!

[dddrrmm]

This foul-mouthed young lady deserves a hard spanking. 14 people are angry because they can't administer.

[crypto6496]

:16 Christopher Walken

[MrAdammassacre]

@crypto6496 hahaha ive never noticed that before,well spotted ;)

[sgh95]

I like the way the girl who said "you can go suck a fuck" starts laughing because she knows se cant explain what she just said.

[rbermea]

14 people are fuck asses

[unstoppableExodia]

I love how at the end of the end of the clip just where the mother thinks she has things under control the youngest one innocently asks "what's a fuckass?" classic.

[DrMadolite]

Ok, if I get 100 likes I will go and suck a fuck :)

[RandomKPluver]

K4RKL3S 1S TH1S YOU??

[izzklo]

"how exactly does one suck a fuck?!"

[DarkSeductions]

14 people need to go suck a fuck.

[RobinPharmacy]

0:38

[Engelados]

"how do you suck a fuck ?" HAHAHAHA

[Riggedmuffin]

He is now my headcanon Karkat. Forever.

[RisD14]

I can watch this a million times and still laugh! I love Donnie Darko and Jake and Maggie. :) U guys are amazing actors. <3

[TardisRaver]

Everytime I rediscover this it gets more awesome!

[Waywitty]

14 people are Fuckasses

[juanr711]

i dont understand the "not unitl eighth grade" part

[kittykat490]

@juanr711

She asks "when can I squeeze one out?" which is to say, have a baby.

Donnie says "Not until eighth grade" implying that girls are getting pregnant that early.

[lovelynurse2011]

wierd movie

[BOKNOWSCOMPUTERS]

this is the only good par t of this movie

[Dayoldsushy]

@BOKNOWSCOMPUTERS this is untrue

[scientheism]

its only natural to combine them into "go suck a fuckass". Mind, you, "fuck ass" and "suck a fuck" are in no means any less awesome by their own. But together, they make the most rhetoric and scholarly insult in movie history. I feel so limey and statesmanlike just using it.

[ac120479]

My sister and I used to fight like this all the time. Good times. :]

[movieartman]

Maggie Gyllenhaal

is so fucking sexy when shes cursing

hell shes sexy aways

[Emokitty571]

@Oblindenorator OH PLEASE, TELL ME ELIZABETH, HOW EXACTLY DOES ONE SUCK A FUCK?!

[MelissaMusical]

13 people can go Suck-a-fuck!

[rbermea]

Both Gyllenhaals were in the movie, Jake and Maggie. They're real life siblings. Brother Jake has made more movies than sister Maggie.

[XxX0RagDoll0XxX]

@rbermea Wow thanks for the little biography there...

[snake89453]

0:15

Love his Christopher Walken impression

[Nuffus]

@snake89453 I lol'd

[wantapoptart]

@snake89453 HAHAHAHA never noticed that, hilarious.

[imcool1347]

@snake89453 LOL

[smlshin]

What's great is that they are actually siblings.

[Jiffypistol]

12 people can go suck a fuck. 

[Oblidenorator]

YOU CAN GO SUCK A FUCK

[TheAznsensation15]

greatest dad 

[s0meGuyMarlyMar]

Donnie's dad is just so cool!

[guacamoly723]

@s0meGuyMarlyMar Hahaha for sure.

[pkc5115]

1:02 over and over

[radicaljoeman]

"............ What's a fuck-ass?"

The dad sounds like he's having an asthma attack at the end.

[toseeornot2see]

This was a good scene, but I still think the cinema scene with Frank is the best.

[qballhead9592]

Whats a fuck ass??? Lmfao

[bass4onelastfriday]

"he told me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!"

[Habatboy]

@bass4onelastfriday PGHH *cough* *cough*

[hokalee]

You're such a fuckass

[GR0INPUNCH]

12 people can go suck a fuck

[KrillBilll]

BEST THING IN MY LIFE, EVER.

[fede018]

so that kid is fucking Taylor Swift now...

[moonsmilelucide]

@fede018 what? no she isn't

[fede018]

@moonsmilelucide well, not now. A copule of weeks ago

[SuperPandas]

Someone deserves a "#1 Dad" mug.

[Snipppp]

Lol. I thougt that there was something wrong with me because this was the one scene that I remembered best from the movie. Thank god I`m not alone.

[anxendlessxskyline]

all seriously, how exactly does one suck a fuck?

[jenlovesfoofighters]

omg i love this scene

[ElegeantFencer]

Gotta love the dad.

[GurkenIsTheShizz]

You're such a fuck-ass! :]x

[stephie4066]

*I'm all ears* LOL!

[FedoraRanger]

INSULT FAIL!!!

[ndnprincess]

I never laughed so hard until I seen this today on encore.

[nezpercenathan]

I agree, best scene in the whole movie.

[mrwhite21]

love the scene, but no way is the best

[Jillydisco]

oh please tell me elizabeth how does one suckafuck?

[SkyEatsAlyssa]

That's because Donnie and Elizabeth (Jake and Maggie Gyllenhall) are brother in sister in real life! hahaha.

[SummerPig3]

Maggie Gyllenhall is actually kind of hot here, unlike in Dark Knight.

[MrAMERICANxMUSCLE]

@SummerPig3 yeah thats for sure!

[NoirOrchestre]

Is this the best scene for you ?? did you actually saw the movie ?

[MrSilencer789]

@NoirOrchestre Did you actually saw that you cannot speak english?

[NoirOrchestre]

@MrSilencer789 Well of course, i'm French...you know, frogs, and Joan of Arc...

[nezpercenathan]

I agree with the poster of this- best scene in the whole film.

[NikkyFlippers]

This isnt the best bit in the movie. Theres heaps better bits like the cinema scene

[MmeLEnfer]

Also, both the Gyllenhaals are super attractive.

[VannevarBush]

@MmeLEnfer

Both? Who is the other?

[MmeLEnfer]

@VannevarBush Donnie (Jake Gyllenhaal) is fighting with his sister Elizabeth (Jake's sister Maggie Gyllenhaal). They're brother and sister in real life as well as in this movie.

[VannevarBush]

@MmeLEnfer

Wow.. I didnt knew that she is his sister IRL.

Funny...

[MmeLEnfer]

@VannevarBush They actually look kind of similar - same smile and same eyes.

[VannevarBush]

@MmeLEnfer

Yes they do. I havent realized that before... amazing.

[MmeLEnfer]

*mimes* "I'm all ears!!"

Something like this must have happened at some point during their teenage years.

[bananas1and2]

"What's a fuck-ass?"

*Dad snorts*

[hannahwicked]

:47 Best part. Jake Gylenhaal FTW.

[SuperStarHeather]

one*

[SuperStarHeather]

"You're such a fuckass!"

"Did you just call me a fuckass? you can go suck a fuck!"

"Oh please do tell me elizabeth how exactly does on suck a fuck."

-------

"What's a fuckass" hahahaha <3

[Yuhi33]

It's funny cuz they're both brother & sister in real life.

[SoulWeapon27]

''First off Papa Smurf did'nt make Smurfet,Gargamel did,with the intension of overthrowing the smurfs,but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurfs way of life transformed her.And as for the whole GANG BANG scenario...Pffftt Smurfs don't even have...reproductive organs under those...little..white pants...I mean what the point of living,If you don't have a dick?''

[GROMINBLX]

@kornmunky94 nd wy is donnie sutch a dick? cuz he said 8.class xD?

[GROMINBLX]

What does "squeeze one out" mean? Im not from english speaking country so i get it just literally... So what does it mean

[kornmunky94]

@GROMINBLX  to give birth.

[harhjerta]

@GROMINBLX born a baby haha :)

[GROMINBLX]

I hav no idea :)

[SoulWeapon27]

How would one suck a fuck?

[GROMINBLX]

@xiroko50 yes they are..

[TheChincoFluffimus]

I sucked a fuck once

[ilovepoop113005]

whos the hottie that said you can go suck a fuck?

[Tazmania115110]

@ilovepoop113005 Maggie Gyllenhaal

[TheHyperHobo]

@ilovepoop113005 Maggie Gyllenhaal. Jake Gyllenhaal's (Donnie) sister. So they are bro sis in the movie and in real life.

[jbponeshxc]

aahhh the best

[dizzyisme]

"how exactly does one suck a fuck!?" lol

[Dolores413]

"I don't think about fucking my family, that's gross." *unbuttons pants* I love Donnie. I also love that part when he says "hungry hungry hipos." he sounds like bubble boy. Besides what the hell are those things ...and how the fuck does one suck a fuck ? xD

[happyjack585]

so....what is a fuck-ass? i mean no joke, what would that be?

[aeroman1585]

"You can go suck a fuck" - Bloody awesome :D

[trenq13]

cunt

[TheAngelSpeaks15]

Jake and Maggie are both really fantastic actors, and Jake is so hot!

[engeladam409]

@TheAngelSpeaks15 So is Maggie.

[ReadMyCommentBitch]

and to think, this guy is nnow the*gags* prince of persia

[dmyankees24]

but wait, seriously... what's a fuck-ass?

[ppalavichkoo]

Fuck ass and suck a fuck LOL rofl

[twowordsJohnnyDepp]

You have to wonder if Jake and Maggie actually have/had these kind of conversations...

[RYNO2511]

@twowordsJohnnyDepp undoubtedly 

[DonyILoveRobbieW]

:Q__

[TheJohnnyDarc]

Isnt Jake playing prince of persia

[gottaluvdancing]

funny hehe. :D

[buihggv]

the best scene is the one with the antichrist XD

[AraGuitar]

I don't get the insult behind the "not until you're in eighth grade" comment. :S

[indierockrules]

@AraGuitar aha...he means that she wont be able to have a kid till about 8th grade

[RYNO2511]

@AraGuitar well, don't you think that's a bit young to have a baby? let alone have sex..

[AraGuitar]

@RYNO2511 yeah haha, i got it after a few times of watching it. I originally thought she meant squeeze out a paycheck lol

[RYNO2511]

@AraGuitar oh ok. don't where you got paycheck from but ok

[iqfrenzy]

I love Jake and this movie! I'm glad he is finally getting the recognition he deserves.

[TheUnderagedLiar]

LMFAO SUCK A FUCK!

[InjuringPlum]

not until 8th grade lol

[Exposeobama666]

Whats a fuck ass? LOL

[mc9391]

i watched this movie when i was blazed as fuck once.. i swear the movie seemed like it was 8 hours long and it was TRIPPY as fuck.

[soleilmh]

You missed the "will you still be working at the YARN BARN?"

[strawberrydream813]

i love when the dad laughs after samantha asks "what's a fuck ass"

[Xloi63]

the dad looks like one of those super strict dads, but thorughout the movie he always laughs at everyones jokes, while trying to maintain himself

[NewYork17]

Oh, please, tell me Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?

[LouB1928]

@NewYork17 Im all ears! LOL

[DCRuben]

damn this is probably the only movie were i somehow found Maggie Gyllenhall attractive she has the perfect tan in this movie and has a great body no wrinkles!!! i think she has let herself go lately

[Lithiumz]

We need some tutorials on how to suck a fuck

[danelms]

This is definately NOT the best scene in the movie.

Best movie ever though. 5/5 just for that.

[jimbodem1992]

Jake Gyllenhaals sister is hot.

[danelms]

@jimbodem1992 Ergh. No she isn't!

[Trekkie1450]

"How exactly does one suck a fuck?!?"

xD

[SuperAmscray]

You're such a F**k-Ass!!! LMAO, I thought I coined that phrase!

ie. My friends are a bunch of f-asses, that comedian is a f-ass, those right wing f-asses in the government. Notice the variation of meaning according to the context of its use.

[indierockrules]

ahah...i just realized his sister in the movie is his sister in real life.......

[yayglitterbabyyay]

@indierockrules which sister???

[danelms]

@yayglitterbabyyay The one with the same surname, LOL

[indierockrules]

@yayglitterbabyyay the older one

[somo84]

When can I squeeze one out?

Not until eighth grade

[xsultrysongstress79x]

I too would like to know what a fuckass is, and also how one sucks a fuck. Really, please, i am perplexed.

[bad2dabone49]

Tell me Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?

[vasyazadov]

Great movie, just love it

[alexmigda]

George W. thinks it's funny as fuck

[serviceisntfreea]

wow best movie ever honestly. fucking loved it. oh ya and this scene was awesome 2

[sarenak29]

Donnnie is fucking hot lol i love him

[carrot8D]

oh please tell me elisabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?!

i love Donnie <3

[iWNTUrCUPCAke]

i love jake so much :)

[runly1]

what's a fuckass? classic.

[hpribot]

I've got the DVD. It's good but you have to like this sort of thing. It's not for everyone.

[MCSlover12]

Jake G. is such a hottie! <3<3