Kudos for trying to promote yourself - hustle is key in getting your name out there. However, you do yourself no favors by posting multiple videos that contain the exact same material being performed at different venues. You're discouraging people from checking out all (or even more) of your videos because if they click on more, they'll quickly get tired after they see the same stuff over & over.
Wow, nothing like seeing a title and description like this.... then looking at the username and realising that the person who thinks shes the best comedian in the world is... her. Even IF she was half as good as this description made her sound, that kind of deliberately misleading bullshit would have made me hit the dislike. As a comic I understand promoting yourself, but this kind of view fishing is pathetic.
Paused before it started. Now, since its a female comedian, I'm going to guess that roughly 95% of the jokes will be about sex, or will atleast have some sexual reference. Lets watch and see...
First 1m30s GOLD! Jew thing eh... too soon imo but ok... the rest was silver.. i thought you could have done more with those jokes. You got something just polish it a bit and i will see you on Comedy Central one day! Best of Luck!
Stating that you are the "BEST STANDUP COMEDIAN IN THE WORLD" is on itself the best joke in the world! ... And it's "Stand Up Comedian"... not "Standup Comedian"... just so you know.
@Conradmlarsen Exactly, she should've called it something else but that title puts her in the same boat as dozens of more comics that are actually funny. Shes far from it, not even close, didn't laugh once, etc.
@Conradmlarsen And neither you, nor any of the rest of the fucking retards in the comments, understands why that is supposed be -- and is -- funny. Cram a fork up your peehole for being such a goddamned moron.
I couldn't even hear half of what she's saying. Jokes aren't bad, but delivery isn't great. And the reason for the title is obvious. She put it on there. One to ten? I'd give her a four.
@enacra101 It`s not that... It`s like saying: "That movie sucked" "yeah ? well you do a better one". She`s on the stage, expect criticism ! She asks for it. Once you`re in the spotlight, you have to deal with criticism. And for the record... not everyone has to be a comedian.
@MrSatanochio yes, she deserves criticism, but saying "she sucks" or "this dumb bitch fails at comedy" isn't constructive criticism, it's just being a vindictive asshole with a worthless opinion on the internet. If you don't like her comedy, just change the damn video instead of searching for some kind gratification by bringing down someone else. I personally didn't find it that funny either, but you don't see me wasting my time posting about how she sucks, I just moved to the next video, simple
I thought she was mostly funny, it was the crowd that were annoying, nothing worse for a comedian than some drunk halfwit whoop whooping in the middle of a joke.
She is funny in a sarcastic way. but this is not the right crowed for her right now. She deserves a white intelligent sarcasm-appreciative audience. Stop hating, she has all the criteria to be an entertainer. She got balls, she is original, she is pretty hot and she delivers without flaws. If u r not laughing, there is a problem with ur sense of humor.
Christ, got here from the legendary George Carlin, who truly was the best stand up comedian, laughed all the way thru that vid, didn't even break into a smile at this garbage.
Christ, got here from the legendary George Carlin, who truly was the best stand up comedian, laughed all the way thru that vid, didn't even break into a smile at this garbage.
Not made for comedy, not born funny, sorry girl you are below the average funny...can't belive on-ramp radio show gave u a second of air time. Ur not funny, and ur career will soon show it!!!
She's hot. I'd fuck her. But she's not even close to be funny! If she can get up there, then I can. I know 100% that I can make jokes way fucking funnier than this BS. No offense to the potheads who actually think she's funny -- cause you're stoned!
At least autistic kids aren't as stupid and insensitive as her. She's plain not funny. Get some talent dumb bitch! I wonder how she would feel if she had an autistic kid.
she'd be more amusing if some gorilla of a man shot a load on her face... that i can laugh at. So as long as it doesn't hit her in the eye... that's just disrespectful
@atfranklin I found Kathleen Madigan's "Gone Madigan" (avail. on Ntflx Instant Play if you have it) to be really good. I'd recommend it. I don't usually laugh out loud at these things, but hers was really good, and I did actually LOL to my surprise.
@SleepingPeace LOL, obviousloy you've never tried lsd, shrooms or dmt. shrooms are a 'mild' hallucinogenic, lsd moderate and dmt well that's somethering else ;)
If people honestly think they're tripping after setting fire to a beefy bowl of green, perhaps they're quite weak minded... just ask any 'true' 'erb conniseur.... s'all I'm sayin......
@meltinzone lol, I have tried them. I can't speak for DMT but Salvia and the rest I can. Know your facts, THC is classified as a mild hallucinogen. It's a fact. And although it doesn't usually happen, it is possible as I have before, but only once. And I was so whacked I literally felt like I was dead. But anyway... I know where you're coming from, was just sayin' that it is "technically" a mild hallucinogen if you research it.
@SleepingPeace Yeah you have me on that word "technically". Some countries/scientists/scholars do class it technically as such. Yet many do not. I love living life in these fuzzy grey areas I continually find myself walking... ;)
@carlosgaviriaf who the fuck are u to tell women how vulger she can be isnt that up to her she isnt that good but that dosent give u the right to be sexist
well if the rudeness is funny...
MademoiselleAlenka 1 hour ago
This video friggin sucks! She needs to get a life!
PeacefulChica24 10 hours ago
That sucked.
jackbarney1 3 days ago
I don't see Jim Gaffigan...
arialdeath 4 days ago
"I just realised that's not my set" - really awesome!
MegaMarion89 5 days ago
Kudos for trying to promote yourself - hustle is key in getting your name out there. However, you do yourself no favors by posting multiple videos that contain the exact same material being performed at different venues. You're discouraging people from checking out all (or even more) of your videos because if they click on more, they'll quickly get tired after they see the same stuff over & over.
BigMojoDevil 6 days ago
Wow, nothing like seeing a title and description like this.... then looking at the username and realising that the person who thinks shes the best comedian in the world is... her. Even IF she was half as good as this description made her sound, that kind of deliberately misleading bullshit would have made me hit the dislike. As a comic I understand promoting yourself, but this kind of view fishing is pathetic.
KaiserSoze679 6 days ago
Paused before it started. Now, since its a female comedian, I'm going to guess that roughly 95% of the jokes will be about sex, or will atleast have some sexual reference. Lets watch and see...
Mogget01 1 week ago
@Mogget01 Guess not.
ralphyetmore 1 week ago
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TomKellyShow 2 weeks ago
she bored me in the first 20 seconds....
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Max1977637446 3 weeks ago
Do I hear a laugh track? This utter shit is humanly impossible to find funny at all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheCircusfreak777 3 weeks ago
That's what happens when her friends or family post their videos.
Antman12001 3 weeks ago
waste of time watching this old gash
Bigmofoangry 3 weeks ago
i think shes pretty funny
kaityrantsaboutstuff 3 weeks ago
girls seriously are not funny at all.
NotMyFinger8 3 weeks ago
Did you just upload your own video and claim to be the best in the world?
JaySilverComedy 3 weeks ago
The Funniest Comedian? .The Audience must be getting too much of that free pot in LA
..there is no "Funniest Comedian" just like there is no "Best Actor or Best Actress"
frankiepace 1 month ago
@frankiepace Free pot in LA???? What have you been smoking?
Mglosk 4 weeks ago
Hallucinating from the weed lol fucking retard
MindstormRecs 1 month ago 8
Sometimes I watch this because its such a train wreck.
TheCircusfreak777 1 month ago
So, when does the "Best Standup Comedian In The World" start in this video?
neilyoungster 1 month ago
First 1m30s GOLD! Jew thing eh... too soon imo but ok... the rest was silver.. i thought you could have done more with those jokes. You got something just polish it a bit and i will see you on Comedy Central one day! Best of Luck!
dealer350z 1 month ago
Stating that you are the "BEST STANDUP COMEDIAN IN THE WORLD" is on itself the best joke in the world! ... And it's "Stand Up Comedian"... not "Standup Comedian"... just so you know.
freejaytea 1 month ago
After the first minute it wasn't unbearable, but it wasn't great either.
WidowOfDarwin 1 month ago
Stupid audience probably drunk or stoned
cathalena1 1 month ago
Not that funny. Over sold
bigpfshine 1 month ago
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women cant be funny and hot otherwise they would be men.
Pravoizavlijesvijeta 1 month ago
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Pravoizavlijesvijeta 1 month ago
this is awful
RKOkyle 1 month ago in playlist More videos from ellyncomedy
couldnt get passed the first minute. stupid. stop being so vulgar. it is not becoming.
sstoicc 2 months ago
i just muted after 2 words!! hip action aint too bad though..
lovethyself87 2 months ago
She's funny in a prettyface-nicebody-cuteacups kind of way.
Corbon440 2 months ago
The best part about this, is that she posted this video. And then proclaimed herself to be "the best comedian I've ever seen" ... Fucking idiot...
Conradmlarsen 2 months ago
@Conradmlarsen Exactly, she should've called it something else but that title puts her in the same boat as dozens of more comics that are actually funny. Shes far from it, not even close, didn't laugh once, etc.
TheCircusfreak777 1 month ago
@Conradmlarsen And neither you, nor any of the rest of the fucking retards in the comments, understands why that is supposed be -- and is -- funny. Cram a fork up your peehole for being such a goddamned moron.
manufacturedtocomply 1 month ago
That thing shes holding does a great microphone impression.
booksRbad 2 months ago
where is gabriel iglasias
phoenixbrown108 2 months ago
I couldn't even hear half of what she's saying. Jokes aren't bad, but delivery isn't great. And the reason for the title is obvious. She put it on there. One to ten? I'd give her a four.
probrojeffro 2 months ago
the video is uploaded by the same girl in the video and calls it the best comedian in the world....wtf???
a13xblackwater83 2 months ago
The sound quality sucks so badly I can't continue.
SamtasmiK 2 months ago
Comedian?? HELL NO
ArnhemBoy20 2 months ago
Once again, not funny. Just stop...please
MindstormRecs 2 months ago
She sucks ass! She is not even funny!
mbk143 2 months ago
Title that fits in "...meanwhile in a parallel universe".
MrSatanochio 2 months ago 20
me i did'nt " fuckin " laugh either..
yvonneost12 2 months ago
stupid............
phantom2307 2 months ago
SHE'S FUNNY CUZ SHE SWEARS ALOT
MsRobin1101 2 months ago
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ftwfckyea 2 months ago
its really not that bad... I'd love to see all the people insulting her do better...
enacra101 2 months ago
@enacra101 It`s not that... It`s like saying: "That movie sucked" "yeah ? well you do a better one". She`s on the stage, expect criticism ! She asks for it. Once you`re in the spotlight, you have to deal with criticism. And for the record... not everyone has to be a comedian.
MrSatanochio 2 months ago
@MrSatanochio yes, she deserves criticism, but saying "she sucks" or "this dumb bitch fails at comedy" isn't constructive criticism, it's just being a vindictive asshole with a worthless opinion on the internet. If you don't like her comedy, just change the damn video instead of searching for some kind gratification by bringing down someone else. I personally didn't find it that funny either, but you don't see me wasting my time posting about how she sucks, I just moved to the next video, simple
enacra101 2 months ago
@enacra101 Thanks dad.
probrojeffro 2 months ago
@probrojeffro Your welcome son.
enacra101 2 months ago
I thought she was mostly funny, it was the crowd that were annoying, nothing worse for a comedian than some drunk halfwit whoop whooping in the middle of a joke.
StuOH 2 months ago
lots of swearing doesn't make you funny
quellkoerper 2 months ago
first bit was real good.
dustynutz406 3 months ago
She is funny in a sarcastic way. but this is not the right crowed for her right now. She deserves a white intelligent sarcasm-appreciative audience. Stop hating, she has all the criteria to be an entertainer. She got balls, she is original, she is pretty hot and she delivers without flaws. If u r not laughing, there is a problem with ur sense of humor.
sorooshusa 3 months ago
@sorooshusa
you act like a sense of humour is cued from script
Mohrkai 2 months ago
omg!!!!!!!! fucking horrribleeeeeee....wow, im going to flag this for misleading!! its not funny as many of you agree
djirok 3 months ago
you fuckin suck bitch. Put that on a shirt.
TheGoliathsound 3 months ago
i guess the laugh factory needed some1 to fill in for an actual comedian... sad that this was all that was left after their search....
Gh05tk1tt3n 3 months ago
damn i missed the funny part
Billiam00110 3 months ago
I dont usually take the time to thumb down videos that suck but when I do, it means they REALLY fucking suck
EddieLoksters 3 months ago
... This was horrible
SirToshino 3 months ago
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Christ, got here from the legendary George Carlin, who truly was the best stand up comedian, laughed all the way thru that vid, didn't even break into a smile at this garbage.
ranranbobandy 3 months ago
Christ, got here from the legendary George Carlin, who truly was the best stand up comedian, laughed all the way thru that vid, didn't even break into a smile at this garbage.
ranranbobandy 3 months ago
i even watched this.........on weeed!
steveispeter 3 months ago
If chicks are gonna get on stage it should at a totally nude strip club.
theothertroll 3 months ago
more like "Most Misleading Title Ever"
iamBIGBROOX 3 months ago
lesbians, sex, and weed did not win me over, fuck shes so bland.
GotYourWingsYet 3 months ago
She should stick to the kitchen
idouchebag69 3 months ago
This is probably not even the best comedian in that room. Its crap
martoosterveld 3 months ago
Guess what luv? Your crap!
MrPutrifyingEagor 3 months ago
Not made for comedy, not born funny, sorry girl you are below the average funny...can't belive on-ramp radio show gave u a second of air time. Ur not funny, and ur career will soon show it!!!
graylobo133 3 months ago
This is your channel, you wrote these things about yourself.
Proplytiri 3 months ago
She's hot. I'd fuck her. But she's not even close to be funny! If she can get up there, then I can. I know 100% that I can make jokes way fucking funnier than this BS. No offense to the potheads who actually think she's funny -- cause you're stoned!
23parkour23 3 months ago
@23parkour23 - yea, but you'd probably fuck a dog
theothertroll 3 months ago
awful why u have to talk about autistic kids you insensitive not funny
tainalatina2011 3 months ago
At least autistic kids aren't as stupid and insensitive as her. She's plain not funny. Get some talent dumb bitch! I wonder how she would feel if she had an autistic kid.
mjpitche 3 months ago
I can't hear a word she said. I just heard the assholes in the audience.
mjpitche 3 months ago
lee evans is way better
stevenproductions100 3 months ago
Hallucinating from pot??
tamerkat 3 months ago
fuckin funny!!! She's hot as shit and she's fuckin filty... that's a triple threat if I ever saw one.
JMcClanahan420 3 months ago
Is that mic on? I can barely hear her.
cartossin 3 months ago
terrible
Dockmark5 3 months ago
This woman is an epic fucking fail as a comedian.I couldn't believe her stupid fucking jokes.Thumbs up if you all agree.
JumpnEvolution 4 months ago 42
@JumpnEvolution - nope - she is hilarious
rationalityhelpus 4 weeks ago
she'd be more amusing if some gorilla of a man shot a load on her face... that i can laugh at. So as long as it doesn't hit her in the eye... that's just disrespectful
MisterAaronRodriguez 4 months ago
not remotely amused
consuelotoombs 4 months ago
Couldn't hear much but what I heard sucked.
SoCalDualSport 4 months ago
sucked so much ass
llllS00P3RSTARllll 4 months ago
Why does no one laugh at the jewish population joke ?
ThaReaalness 4 months ago
most female comedians suck ass
atfranklin 4 months ago
@atfranklin I found Kathleen Madigan's "Gone Madigan" (avail. on Ntflx Instant Play if you have it) to be really good. I'd recommend it. I don't usually laugh out loud at these things, but hers was really good, and I did actually LOL to my surprise.
CaesiusX 4 months ago
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@atfranklin Addendum: The first 7 to 10 minutes of "Gone Madigan" are not as good as the rest, so give it a chance if you see it.
CaesiusX 4 months ago
Producer: Now who would like to walk on stage?...you with the red hair!
paper2006 4 months ago
sooo bad
vatra 4 months ago
She should drink less beer....
Shizz8717 4 months ago
fucking lawl.
chidding 4 months ago
Ten words out of her mouth and FAIL. forget comedy girl. Stick with bare feet and pregnant. hahahah
lewandlo 4 months ago
i only laughed on how bad it was...
megapackeliteteams 4 months ago
7/10
krunkaintdead69 4 months ago
the bit about the mixed up set was hilarious...cant say the same for the other seven and a half minutes
zerozero1zerozero100 4 months ago
terrible. absolutely terrible.
schkfrldn 4 months ago
she looks like a zombie
313pacapaca 4 months ago
weed made you hallucinate.....? It was alright till you said hallucinate....
meltinzone 4 months ago
@meltinzone Weed is a mild hallucinogenic...
SleepingPeace 4 months ago
@SleepingPeace LOL, obviousloy you've never tried lsd, shrooms or dmt. shrooms are a 'mild' hallucinogenic, lsd moderate and dmt well that's somethering else ;)
If people honestly think they're tripping after setting fire to a beefy bowl of green, perhaps they're quite weak minded... just ask any 'true' 'erb conniseur.... s'all I'm sayin......
meltinzone 4 months ago
@meltinzone lol, I have tried them. I can't speak for DMT but Salvia and the rest I can. Know your facts, THC is classified as a mild hallucinogen. It's a fact. And although it doesn't usually happen, it is possible as I have before, but only once. And I was so whacked I literally felt like I was dead. But anyway... I know where you're coming from, was just sayin' that it is "technically" a mild hallucinogen if you research it.
SleepingPeace 4 months ago
@SleepingPeace Yeah you have me on that word "technically". Some countries/scientists/scholars do class it technically as such. Yet many do not. I love living life in these fuzzy grey areas I continually find myself walking... ;)
meltinzone 4 months ago
the only thing thats funny is that she escaped the kitchen somehow... sorry had to say it...
KOCMOHABT33 4 months ago
screw this crap im goinn to gabrial iglasias
AskItKnow 4 months ago
This isn't bad, there was soe funny stuff, but seriously, suck it for calling it the best stnd up ever.
heatbucspies55 4 months ago
wow, i feel sory for her parents
puffm098 5 months ago
Sooooooo, was Godfrey standing to the far right of her? That must be the reason the crowd is laughing so hard....right?
Smickeyful 5 months ago
She says fuck entirely too much. Didn't even laugh.
ForeverAlone79 5 months ago
who else didnt laugh
thatdutchguy420 5 months ago 74
@thatdutchguy420 i just smile but i dont think it counts so ill vote up for you
mustaine8282 4 months ago
I'm blazed and it's not funny. That's weak...
On that note: I'd still smoke her up and hit it.
juicebox86 5 months ago
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fowdowg987 6 months ago
Ummm! Where's the creativity!? Cheap cheap laughs!
alfalfasprouts14 6 months ago
Terrible!!!!!!
two10aries 7 months ago
haha
WHEREtheFUNK 7 months ago
The comedy with the worst taste in the world, makes me sick to hear a woman so vulgar...
carlosgaviriaf 7 months ago
@carlosgaviriaf who the fuck are u to tell women how vulger she can be isnt that up to her she isnt that good but that dosent give u the right to be sexist
fowdowg987 6 months ago
Female comedian
Best stand up in the world...
Female comedian
Female
Lol. Never. Women are not funny. They'll never be funny.
romanpr1nce 8 months ago
@romanpr1nce tell that to ellen
Petsister 6 months ago
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@Petsister You just proved my point.
romanpr1nce 6 months ago
@romanpr1nce lliza shelsinger is funny.
ensile 6 months ago
@ensile Good for you.
romanpr1nce 6 months ago
awful
Chandapanda123 11 months ago 32
yes last one was ok but lame delivery
vict0r1ous 1 year ago
Last few jokes were pretty good.
HasbeenTuna 1 year ago
aaaah she does the same jokes every time.
volcombover 1 year ago
She is Not the best by far!
MrGrafted 1 year ago
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I'm a female comedienne too! Please check out some of my stuff on my channel!
Sharaashleyz 1 year ago
LOLWUT?
squeedum 1 year ago