Limmy and the tramp

[dbslshotts001]

If she did loose her baby early then maybe all the special brew was not a good idea. Why the fuck do cunts do that to themselves ffs

[AmeyyBladesS]

"In the name a christ you're no havin' much fun are ye?" LMFAO!

[PeterL571]

Carsberg Special Brew: Pride and Joy of the unemployed and the uneducated.

[mumbojumbo766]

you're not having much fun , you hit the nail on the head there

[JLSareDeadGay]

Ewww, what a smell bitch.

[SuperFTW13]

i have seen here where i stay i stay near cessnock undground

[undetectedkiller]

that bitch is prolly in a mort by now

[tr4nc3h3ad]

are you related to carol vorderman..? Hahahah she probably thinks thats someone from the magic roundabout.. STOATER!!

[ElizabethBailliex]

Omg i was in the hostel with her. :| Y'know she's actually a really nice lassie man :| Mind you when I seen her she looked as if she sorted herself out.

[danielcaulfield1]

thats very good maths haha !

[checkeredninja247]

wow limmy you are a legend im suprised your not a well known comedian. you should make limmys show stuff like t-shirts and stuff. id definetky buy them XD. love your vids keep it up man

[Cloress1]

what the fck does she say at the end?

[Cloress1]

what the fuck does she say at the end?

[davidlimond]

@Cloress1

She says "i'm never gonna see him again"

[stublue44]

thats charlie mullgrews wife

[James1223456789]

What a junkie pmsl

[vtec1v1c]

the woman didnt look like she was faking her baby dying , her abdomen was swollen, she needed pyshcitaric help, possibly medical help, how sad that people are gloating at her hardship, making a video ,so she has no money, she takes drugs and drinks she named her son Dylan Richard after his dad a junkie who just died, she has lost her baby prob and been discharged to the community and I just think that you wouldnt be so smug if your own sister was down on her luck and ended up a social outcast

[davidlimond]

@vtec1v1c

Well that sounds all good and proper mate if it wasnt for the fact that her swolen abdomen is cirrhosis of the liver and her and her dead husband have been pulling this scam all over the city centre for the last 7 years and are infamous for it.She isn't homeless and lives in the tower blocks at broomloan court in Ibrox and she makes more money a day (tax free) then me and you combined.

Oh and i don't have a sister.Thanks for your sad wee story of woe though.

[hanneesh]

@davidlimond how much money does she make?

[littlechic67]

@vtec1v1c twat

[bigc90210]

Hahaha mate your vids are hilarious, keep this shit up

[wallymitsu]

Cracker!

[daleadelic]

how much did you give her ?  they like odd numbers

[sergioscorsese]

how many brain cell do u think shes got left?

[gobbitop554]

didnae ken yae had a Youtube account

[robin22391]

limmy you legend you

"are you related to carol vordeman"

ahahahah

[anton101101]

LOL at the blonde

[Gregums1234]

Totally out of order filmin ma maw like this.

[100shaundom]

Gad just look at her

[xXGreyWolf]

lol at the can of special brew!

[freacls]

hope u didna give her  the money

[5t3v3nmcl]

Limmys a fuckin legend haha junkie cow

[davidlimond]

@5t3v3nmcl

Thanks mate for calling me a legend.People usually call my wee brother a legend for saying ploblem (!?!?!?!) but thanks very much for your kind words for calling me a legend for taking the piss oot an alkie.It's amazing what passes for being a legend these days....infact fuck it...see you 5t3v3nmcl YOU are a legend too...we're aw legends, fuck it.

[yada147258]

Fuck Glasgow

[TraceyMariexx]

Limmy only you lad lol

[JamieT96]

Lol why did you mention Ayr in the tags.

[davidlimond]

@JamieT96

fuck knows mate.I've been living doon in ayr for 10 years.

That's no a good enough reason though so i hivnae got a decent answer

[rebelbhoy1888]

@davidlimond

Livin in Ayr??

ffs m8.. Where in ayr you stay

[MoonshineJuggalo]

There's a room for 15 pounds Ive got 1 pound 40 and i just need.... 13 pound.60.. Thats very good maths, are you related tae Carol Vorderman?

Davie yer patters legend :P

[MoonshineJuggalo]

David Limmond you are a legend :P

You should try and find this one wee junkie ah saw.

She came up and hugged me and started shouting MARILYN MANSON NUMBER WAN!

I was like yeah cool, your small, on smack and have a mans voice.

SHes got to be the most stick out junkie ever :L

[never4everuk]

That was funny, I've actually met her and she gave me that story about her wean dying, sick, at least she not from Glasgow she's English.

[lornamum]

Hahahaha!! Your patter is amazing mate! In tha name a christ yur no havin much fun!

What did she do? Just sit on the steps and cry for a bit and gave some other willing person the story?

[MrMrsmichaeljackson1]

Mate she's a lying cow, she wiznae pregnant, she wiz tryin tae bump ye, if she wiz pregnant, she widnae be drinking and fucked oot her face. Please watch wit yer daein wi cunts like that, I'm no bein cheeky or nuhing but I've been there hunners a times. I'm just lookin oot fur ye pal.

[RENN357]

@MrMrsmichaeljackson1

your so naive to think that some waste of space like her wouldn't drink while pregnant...hahaha.

[AmeyyBladesS]

in the name a christ your no huvin much fun ? PMSL

[AmeyyBladesS]

in the name a christ your no huvin much fun ? PMSL

[smeato09]

Lmao ha

[chrislovespillz]

aw well hen get used tae it or fuck off.

[AmeyyBladesS]

are yuu related to carol vordaman, LMAO maan

[SIDESLAM]

Shes got a wee dug called Lucky.

[veraOx]

lmao shees disgustin

[MrHenrick1]

"Are you related to Carol Vorderman?" - Brilliant!!

[baldee]

Brilliant video mate,, THATS GREAT MATHS!!!

[teague67]

ur asking her leading questions.. course shes gonna say yeah. lol she suowed u her fud!

[aidanlb]

her man died of heroin overdose hahah and her wane died fuckin hell she's got it going onnnn!

[casusbelli15]

Oh you should have sent her into the Central Hotel, telling her it was a hostel,

She didn't know of it was Sheffield Wednesday or Pancake Tuesday.

Would have been good sport.

[swinewarrior]

Cenrtal Station aint changed much in 40yrs

it was bucky and lany then but

[Dilz424]

Loooooool you have to go up to her and say some stuff from limmys show like

"LOOK NAW I USED TO BE A JUNKIE AH SPENT 3 YEARS OF MA LIFE ON THE HEROINE"

[davidlimond]

dilz it will be a cold day in hell when my patters got that bad that i need to use my wee brothers.

[Dilz424]

haaaaaahahaha

[Jord31]

you need your own show, i'd watch it. ;)

[weeryzer]

@Jord31 He's got his own show Limmy's Show, it was on BBC Jan-Feb 2010

[weeryzer]

@Jord31 He's got his own show Limmy's Show, it was on BBC Jan-Feb 2010

[davidlimond]

@weeryzer

I don't have my own show.That's my wee brother yer thinking about and i've made it clear i'm not him on my profile.

Please don't get me mixed up wae Brian ffs...his patter's rank fucking rotten.I hear he passes his time asking people to come watch him do his dishes or iron his clothes on webcam these days.

comedy legend

[weeryzer]

@davidlimond a right sorry mate i never noticed, yeah your right about the cams haha

[davidlimond]

Whereabouts did ya meet her?

I'm dying to do a follow up video.

I might make it my mission to go hunting her.

[iMartynn]

Haha I was there with takencaptivewithyou

It was on the steps behind the old borders. We ran away from her but then continued to stalk her watching her prey on others.

[IDyNaMiCkzZx]

shes a junkie fuck it died it the woom from a herion overdoze fuckin cow!

[rightfuckingupye]

just you sit there and huv a wee cry hahahaha

i hope she falls in front of a bus

[iainsmfc183544]

junkies shouldny have kids, god did the kid a favour by killin it, even though the woman is talkin shit

[Bruce0The0Brave0o]

yep i agree

[melisssaCathcartx]

Lmfao

junkies ar funny

[matrix4022]

That so sad, the poor woman is clearly an alcoholic and probably drug addict.

[davidlimond]

Did i force the woman to drink? NO

Did i give her a score? Aye

Would you have gave her a score? NO

Does she make more a day than us 2? AYE

Can you get tae fuck aff ma page? AYE

Can yae come back? Naw yer blocked

Fucking arsehole

[matrix4022]

@davidlimond

I highly doubt you're the guy in the video. If you are, I suggest you try and accept criticism in your life, otherwise you're destined to be a failture. You'll to grow a thicker skin sunshine. And no comments were made about you, so wind your neck in and stop acting like a child.

[davidlimond]

lol i love this comment matrix

You 'highly doubt' it's me?

Hark at the youtube authenticity expert.lol putting levels of doubt on videos...is this video such a priceless gem to you that yer suspicious if it's really me?

I can take criticism but not from some daftie that states the fucking obvious..."she's an alcoholic"...oh you dont fucking say haha

The irony at you spelling failure as failture was not lost on me xxx

[inspiredbyshikari]

haha limmy this is braw haha!! love your new show watch it every monday !! best of luck with your future mate !

[davidlimond]

i'm his older brother

my name is limmy too

it's tattooed on my birds arse so i can't stop calling myself it now that Brian had a wee tv show

[stephenkennedy08]

lol you sound alot like him!

[prw78]

In the name o christ your no huvin much fun !!!

[WeeDeb]

lmao!!! yer fags beefed hen ....AMAZING!

[j4mesod]

Class act, for every cunt that just wants to scream fuck off. David Limmond you are one bad bastard.

[davidlimond]

lol thank you sir

Yes i dedicate this to everyone that's wanted to scream 'fuck off' to street urchins.

[kinneas]

A fuckin LOVE some ae the stories ye get fae daft tramps tryin to get a quid fae ye.

[heavinutsman]

in the name a christ your no huvin much fun lmao fuckin legend

[hardcoretam]

You've got a similar voice to your wee brother as well btw. I almost mistook it for Brian's haha. That wummins a heavy jakey. Probably imagined she had a kid

[davidlimond]

aye Tam i think yae meant he has a similar voice to me but that's just me nitpicking like a wank.

[drewmc74]

Shame your wife's a manky smoker, nae luck mate.

[davidlimond]

ach it's no ma wife mate i was just talking pure shite.

It was some scabby bastard i knew fae myspace that was taking some mid life crisis and met me.

Thanks for yer anti smoking sympathy though

[baigers]

hahaha junkie hoorbag

[davidlimond]

I love the fact i used to get pelters for this video but now a few people have mistaken me for my wee brother they think its comedy gold all of a sudden.

lol ya sychophantic bastards ought tae get a grip.... it's a pure shite video of me talking pure shite tae a drunk liar.None of ma video's on here are even slightly funny but rather just wee memories of a day oot i had in glesga one day for personal storage.

[minkprisoner]

I disagree, I think this vid is priceless. since I don't live in Glasgow and huvnae for pure years it has made me laugh out loud in work. luckily there is one person I can send it to.

[liltpops]

Well i dont know what sychophantic means!?! but i still fuckin love this video and the hater comments, mainly for your banter :D  You're so sarky its fuckin hysterical!

[rabthecrab10]

is that the bird alan mcgregor raped in the town ?

[Mirrorkissers]

fuck me, smegols no got a look in

[cj150000118]

thats really tight..

[glasgowchamp]

some say anything for some shrapnel (coppers) lol

[davidlimond]

I was flush that day and gave her a score.

The second the note hit her hand the tears dried and she went bounding to the off sales with flames coming off her heels.

[samanthaknd]

@davidlimond lmao i bet she was. she knew her money anyway.n btw usually when you lose a wean you are kept in the hospital for a d&c or if later on she wld give birth to it so she talkin shit lol

[dime2st]

hahahahahaha!

[rabfad]

thats very good maths are you related to carol vorderman fucking classic man lol

[Veggietable1]

Fuckin Brilliant lol

[knobrot1980]

great vid

[viralcode]

great video!!!!!

[shanksy67]

unbelievable eh

[almightyrisk]

even if she did hav an abortion it would b no surprise how it happened, theres no wonder in the world for some people, lol.

[Heednut]

Lmfao anno what she talking about Im never going to see my 28 week old fetus again...

[Heednut]

This video still makes me laugh like fuck!!

[davidlimond]

even though i took this video i havent watched it in full for well over a year.I forgot how funny"i'm never gonna see him again" was.

I mean if she only seen the baby that morning it's not gonny be that much a big deal is it?

[SHEARERKREWBHOYS1]

she is wan a the ugly's wummin av ever seen in ma life shes got aboot 3 teef n smoked that beef that fur doon shes got 3rd digrre burns oan her fingers

mad junkie trap =))

[lalano1]

ayye you just sit down an have a bit of a cry !

LMAO barry!

[kly45]

I'm surprised this wasn't limmy limmy. well done this was very funny, I don't know why they tell so many lies, I'd give them money if they just told me the truth.

[davidlimond]

Thanks kly45 but it is Limmy Limmy.

Yes that's right i'm his older brother who is going around reminding everyone i was Limmy before him.

I'd like to drop the name limmy and give him exclusive rights to it but the fact my missus has "LIMMY" tattooed on her arse prevents that from ever happening....hee hee

[kly45]

soory I'm dumb I didn't notice your username.

That's pretty cool. You should get your own show

[KyLeMcFa]

this made my night lmao x

[evilscotsman88]

haha, geez a swatch ae yer fanny for £20. "She wont go mad will she?" Why? because you just showd yer muff ya lyin skank. "have a look" HAHAHAHA classic.

[martinsmithfc]

Central station tramps man

[rosslovesyou2009]

wide as the clyde at greenock, as a greenockian im proud we have contributed to this modern art.

[rambodeish]

I kinda get the feeling those two deaths happened at some point, but she's out her face an expects cunts to believe the baby's death was today to get charity.. its a sad sight but I still laughed man

[davidlimond]

I think you're right.

She might have known someone who that happened to also and thought "thats a good yin"

I wish i looked more at her so called "cut mark" but seeing as it was the middle of the toon i'll be fucked doing that.

[shamblex]

i dont know what im gonna ever DO hahahahah far to funny, her mouths clearly aw that muffled scrunched up wiy when she is sayin that part, cause shes is fallin apart into tears hahahaaaaaaaaaaa.

is this the real limmy doin this? as in mr mulvaney and jaqueline?

[davidlimond]

Yes and no Shamblex.

This is the real Limmy doing this but not the Limmy who done those characters you mention.

That was my younger brother who inherited the nickname Limmy after i left school.

[shamblex]

Really? So there 2 Limmys runin about.

Mr Mulvaney is the best thing i have seen in all my natural.

[xupsydaisyx]

lol apoligy accepted my friend:-) x

[xupsydaisyx]

em no really u asked somebody if glaswegians still stayed in the gorbals and a gave u an answer? & i dont actually stay in a tower block lolol cheeky wee cunt!

[davidlimond]

lol i did as well didn't i?

OK i'm so sorry my little chicken blossompie.

If there's anything i can do to make it up to you then your wish is my command.

Please go delete the cheeky comment i posted on yer profile page too hahaha

[davidlimond]

Who cares a fuck where you're from?

Dae yae think we're gonny think yer mental cause yae come fae a tower block littered wae illegal immigrants and junkies?

Daft wee cunt

[stublue44]

thats peter grants wife

[jnash2007]

That's very good maths!

[scoobymarc2009]

BEAST IT BAG IT.

[RabCanevy]

jesus christ, no one will solve the bum homless problem, its their fault. just bloody ignore the uncared problems of the world you geek and watch the fuckin movie, sorry to be so angry but get straight to the point. watch it .. just watch it!

[16vaginamite01]

this is hilarious!

However, it is a shame to see people in that kinda of state :/

was that taken outside central station?

[vannustube]

yeah. gordon street side of central station, right at the old quality hotel door.

[almightyrisk]

its so funny, how its such a stereotypical drunk chavvy type, lol

[brumster01]

Yea its a shame to see ,but thats a huge problem in scotland,fucking drunks everywhere because alcohol is so cheap to buy its unreal,rather then give her money,give her directions to a rehab clinic or a place of help,if i was on the streets or in a shitty situation like that,i certainly wouldn't drink myself into a coma or drug myself up,id try my best to get myself back on my feet,your only digging yourself into a bigger hole.

[davidlimond]

I hear what yer saying but i don't think people become alkies because the price of alcohol.

Some junkies have a £100 a day habit and by hook or by crook they will get that money to feed the craving.

By any means necessary an addict will find the money irregardless of cost.Most alkies never started off drinking white lightening or special brew.They drunk in pubs and paid over the top prices whilst building their dependancy.

If drink was so cheap she wouldn't need to beg either.

[KimmyPossible]

perfectly stated, agree 100%, increasing the price of alcohol won't stop people from drinking.

[morearrows]

brumster01 That has to be one of the most moronic compilations on utube! If you really are as imbecilic as your comments say you are, then the fate of this drunk probably awaits you! Do you really think that the only source of alcohol is to be found in commercial booze? these wretched creatures used to drink hair lacquer, antifreeze, meths, and industrial ipa for fxcks sake; do you think that that was better? You selfish fxcking retard!

[kezzinatorz]

hahaha fkn dafty!!!

[Kraig00]

It;s funny, she was quite sharp in answering shit.

Ie. the correct hospital, the locations and even calculating correct maths hahaha.

[frankophille]

Cant even make out if the wife is nice looking or not...bummer!!

[trash65]

class lol

[rjvalentine28]

damn that special brew

[johnprasher]

The ending

[davidlimond]

What about the ending?

[Bevandao]

i dont understand why the hell you gave her money !

she obv lying and needs te get a grip your just feeding her habit .

[davidlimond]

She'd get her money by hook or by crook.

Me giving her money gives her the afternoon off from a day of begging.

[moosh707]

begger by day hooker by night the manky slut

[LOLitsAMYx]

the funniest part of this video was the bit at the end! 'Im never gonna see him again' hahaa hilarious! Limmy, you're a legend.

[davidlimond]

I think you might be talking about my little brother who is also called Limmy (brian) with the legend reference my little chicken blossompie xx

[ConorFoley0607]

what a dick

she's got a shit life and you're ripping her for it?

nice one

[davidlimond]

That'sinteresting conorfoley because i just looked on yer profile and you favourited a video about a drunk guy getting the piss ripped out of him and made to dance for £1.

I also notice loads of people calling you a wee gay boy.Maybe it's because of yer skateboard video's

Silly wee wankpot

[StephyLogan]

bet your english ahahha

[diablogeege]

FUCK THEM ALL, DIRTY SCUMMY JUNKIE BASTARDS. Rot in hell the lot of them. The thing that pisses me off is that SOMEONE in history must have witnessed the state of the first ever person to fuck about with smack, so no one else should have bothered with it. Heres classic proff of what it does to someone yet there will be 100 new people trying it tomorrow (estimate). By the way, I'm a massive Guns N' Roses fan so I guess im a bit of a hypocrite lol. At least Slash didnt steal from old ladies.Cunts!

[MissVictoria01]

Limmy, your an absolute fucking disgrace!!!!

[markym72]

God love her

[davidlimond]

God love her for what?

Lying to people every single day for money about a fictitional dead kid and making over £100 per day tax free.

Yeah god love her mate

[Readalwaysthelabel]

@davidlimond

I think it's more the fact that she's in that state in the first place. When i see these people i humour them, not because im better than them but because i'm fucking lucky i was brought up right etc. Some people have the shittest starts in life, fair enough her lying is disgusting considering she's after money for drink, but she's not stabbing wee kids in the street or anything is she?!

[Downie493]

sounds like winston from still game haha

[stoneageman18]

MESS

[TamCrawford]

shut it T77 there dirty robbing bastards she would have bought a booze er a 20 bag wae that £20 then robbed an old women fur a second one

[GordonMacNaughton]

Hahahaha

[T770BSL]

u r so sick this poor women needs our help she is hurting and desperate my heart goes out to her

[davidlimond]

T770BSL says i'm so sick yet i gave her £20 and stood and spoke to her when the vast majority of people would have completely ignored her.

Would you have stood and spoke to her?

Would you have gave her £20?

Would you fuck ya cunt!

[stoneageman18]

still people would ignore her because the would assume that the money they would give would go to no good, rather to the problems they assume that got her there in the first place, like drugs and alcohol. If i were passing her i would of been the vast majority.

[GordonMacNaughton]

aye shes desperate for her next hit

[brooke196]

im sorry but thats hilarious!

[atawataw]

Shes not even from Glasgow, We have enough arse holes up here with out let more in!

[screwtape84]

I'd ride her hole for a tenner bag.

[HIGHLANDERxMCLAMBIE]

there's nothin funny here but thats it eh?? it makes you all feel better about yourselfs you are picking on sombody who is less fortunate than you! sad sick people...

[KlRSTY]

lmao irl

[KlRSTY]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO