i think i heard something about the genes of tortoises don't have a 'natural' death of old age like we do. unless they get sick or are attacked they can live much longer than the 200 years we have seen them to be.
These things can live to be over 400 years old. Something just seems evil about keeping an animal in captivity 4 times longer than the average humans life span.
It's all one big blur for these tortoises, they might live hundreds of years, but what actual defining moments stick out in their minds to give them reference points, remember they don't have calendars or access to timepieces.
i remember the time i was chewing that grass and the bug jumped in my nose and i couldnt pick it cause i dont have fingers and its flapping its wings oh man SNEEZE its gone.... good times
i think there's a mistake here, tortoises are not great swimmers, they are awful swimmers
sensinarie 7 months ago
You can buy them as pets. :)
LizardlVlan 9 months ago
if i had land i would get a giant tortoise landscaping crew
UniteForgetLeftRight 11 months ago
i want one.
zachryan10 1 year ago
thats some nice music at the end
JamesPriceJohnson 1 year ago
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ComicComet 1 year ago
No a tortoise sheds its shell when they get bigger. Then hermit crabs to lives in them dumbasses.
sausagelamo 2 years ago
sausagelamo, tortoises dont shed their shell... dumbass
redfoottorts 2 years ago
@sausagelamo tortoises don't shed their shells.
UndeadTheta 1 year ago
does a toroises shell grow with the tortoise if not how do u change the shell
Divagirl810 2 years ago
the shells grow as part of the tortise like our bones grow as part of us s
joeyratsss 2 years ago
It grows with the tortoise, it is sort of an inside out skeleton.
SuperEastlake 2 years ago
Yes a tortoises shell is part of their skeletal system. It grows with them.
Jonzilla37 2 years ago
grows with! lol! i had the same question!
leonardbutkiewicz93 2 years ago
retard
5T3V1L 2 years ago
Stop being mean jesus wats wrong with people
Divagirl810 2 years ago
The shell also grows
RoboInvisaBunny 2 years ago
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That guy should suck a dick
TMLAPAN 2 years ago
What the hell? lol.
css1323 2 years ago
Thank Discovery The Best
gameswindows 2 years ago
i think i heard something about the genes of tortoises don't have a 'natural' death of old age like we do. unless they get sick or are attacked they can live much longer than the 200 years we have seen them to be.
YellingSilently 2 years ago
anybody know the music from 3:05 ?
thanks
fathead431 2 years ago
These things can live to be over 400 years old. Something just seems evil about keeping an animal in captivity 4 times longer than the average humans life span.
CarlLewenski 3 years ago
thats a liee!!!!! the oldest one is barely under 150
turdonmyface 3 years ago
really? haven't you heard about the one that died at the age of 250?
Arawanach 3 years ago
its only a legend. adwaita (name of tortoise) has been rumored to be that old but records show her to be only 150
turdonmyface 3 years ago
Can there be a 300 year old tortoise?
DudeHuge 3 years ago
yes, darwin had a tortoise (maybe galapagos tortoise) and only died recently, that is about 300 years
super1commenter 3 years ago
about 170 yrs, not 300
and some sources say it "Darwin's" is only a myth.
vivacelife 3 years ago
No, it is already proved that the tortoise belongs to Darwin
super1commenter 3 years ago
his head looks likes my penis
gspott2 3 years ago
you wish
vivacelife 3 years ago
i got to see turtles doin' it at the zoo(waaah waaah waaah) they make this crazy honking kind of sound,LOL!
NICJEN2008 3 years ago
Look at the side!
huge
MyLuckyCars 3 years ago
homeo
mtnate 3 years ago
omg the zookeeper sounds just like EdwardCurrent
tmjewel 3 years ago
lmao yeah same i thought the rock was it lmaolamlamao
1rs11ch4d11rs1 3 years ago
I learned something new today. lol Guess what?
flamerboy18 3 years ago
i thought the rock at the beggining was the tortise lol
natethegreatness 3 years ago 15
Same here :D It would be one big fanky tortoise :D
KrIIklaNe 3 years ago 2
so did I, haha!
TheGreatGizzo 3 years ago 2
The females have to rise a little to give the males "accses"
narutojames225 3 years ago 2
Aldabra kadabra magic
znzprod 3 years ago 2
Aldabra
TokenTombstone 3 years ago
O.o old..........
ForbiddingDurian 3 years ago
riding one of those would be fun
robertisdude 3 years ago 2
It's all one big blur for these tortoises, they might live hundreds of years, but what actual defining moments stick out in their minds to give them reference points, remember they don't have calendars or access to timepieces.
BinkieMcFartnuggets 3 years ago
i remember the time i was chewing that grass and the bug jumped in my nose and i couldnt pick it cause i dont have fingers and its flapping its wings oh man SNEEZE its gone.... good times
beeohhski 3 years ago
u don't have fingers?
feetjoy 3 years ago
the turtle yo was a response to BinkieMcFartnuggets
beeohhski 3 years ago
i fuckin love tortoises!! yey!!
franchise2030 3 years ago
HE'S A BEAST I WANT HIM LOL
dildude11 3 years ago
1956? Oh WOW!
kiwipink08 3 years ago 2
long live alex!
jigsabad 3 years ago 11
wow;;
coolglock19 3 years ago
organisms w/ high metabolic rates generally live shorter lives... so these slow-po's must have low metabolism...
courtneyliu 3 years ago
anybody know the music from 3:05 ?
thanks
fathead431 3 years ago
Tortoises are proof you don't need a high metabolism to live long.
tom22p 3 years ago 3
that is so true
Turrick16 3 years ago
damn, 170 years
NooBLT606 3 years ago
dammit. second
DinguS135 3 years ago
NOT COOL!
claymanrocker 3 years ago
stay cool!
Janskleig 3 years ago
oh yea!
claymanrocker 3 years ago
Noo, you idiot :D you interupted the "cool" masacre! :(
Janskleig 3 years ago
its not available?
Nickruleza 3 years ago
cool
Janskleig 3 years ago
cool
lmaothe1 3 years ago
looc
MetaZarg 3 years ago
cool
ProjectEater 3 years ago
cool
ILFUnited 3 years ago
lol it's GIANT little feet are funny
ztv1997 3 years ago
cool
0YuriS0 3 years ago
cool
Janskleig 3 years ago
cool
ProjectEater 3 years ago
cool
claymanrocker 3 years ago 3
cool
Janskleig 3 years ago
cool
ProjectEater 3 years ago
cool
snyprshot 3 years ago 3
cool
Janskleig 3 years ago
cool
ProjectEater 3 years ago 3
cool
Janskleig 3 years ago
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btw, nice "oldie" style
DinguS135 3 years ago
Fool, lol. You came in second.
ILFUnited 3 years ago
mmm
forint93 3 years ago