"Birthday Party" by MissShadowLovely

[roachrunner1998]

I know that person



[123Katiscool]

Aww. Cute. <:3

[WebkinzCupcakesxo]

BEST.POEM.EVER.

[JumpJellyJumpPlease]

I love this -3

[CpsLock3]

The warning. To the athiest who belives in no god or horrific legends, do you feel that it is neccisary to call something who is known to kill people or leave them empty shells? Does your curiosity peak when you soon see something in the mirror or something move in the shadows as you sleep? A warning to you don't and if you do whatever comes for you I hope the thing that comes for you was merciful enough to leave a warning on this comment section. Like this one.

[roachrunner1998]

@CpsLock3 Sir, I have read the bible over 7 times and have made a firm decision it is not real and the rules do not make any logical sense and have been disproved on many occasions.

[Crazyryu2]

Happy birthday :D

[Nightchaser99]

Now I can watch a horror movie without flinching, I just stare at the screen. But when I watch you'r videos it scares the crap out of me and I stay awake for days. I haven't slept in my own bed for a week.

[MountainEyesEntProd]

Beautifully done, you guys! Wow, MissShadowLovely has such a flair for writing and an utterly adorable voice! And you, MrCP--you guys just sound so innocently demented. This made me giggle so much; it was just that freaking awesome!

Though I must admit...you guys did have the Team Rocket thing going a bit. Makes me want to listen again, just for the heck of it!

Wow, I need to quit trying to rhyme in comments ^^;

[NimhShambler]

The Brother and sister remind me of the Scissor Twins from Clock Tower 3.

[hichixichifoeva]

Surrender now or prepare to fight :T

[Ethanator12Kennedy]

@hichixichifoeva Exactly what i was thinking!

[Nellemin]

meowth that's right!

[iloganrocks2461]

im scared to go to any birthday parties now...

[misspinkpunkykat]

Reminds me of animal testing videos...

[RaZoRHDD]

IM going to dream this story but im going to that house with a handgun and see them try take me on.They will never see the day light again

[ruedyn1]

@RaZoRHDD It's been about a week. So how'd it go?

[RaZoRHDD]

@ruedyn1 well it went well i came out with a head in the my hand and a gun in the other

they did,ent stand a chance when i started to gush at them

[MarioJunkee30112]

It appears im not the only one who thought of team rocket. LOL

[lapslut]

oH MY GOD ALL MY TEARS THIS IS BEAUTY.

[StillNotLaughin]

edger and ellen i swear

[XxXRangerXxX]

JESSE... JAMES, MEOWTH THAT'S RIGHT! 

[PwnsomeVarieties]

This is how me and MY sister play games. They're fun :)

[MegaNinja27]

@emocoon666

I guess so it is the same rhyme for team rocket

[zombipl0x]

Meowth, that's right!

[TheMinecraftBros12]

Cupcakes in three minutes and twenty nine seconds

[NICKREAPER316]

In the middle is started to remind me of Team Rocket's theme.

[ToxicFishMovies]

woah, must be hell to clean up after THAT party 0_0

[Darkakorri]

This reminds me of Khorn from warhammer 40k "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD,SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!!" I use a custom space marine army and shall never fall to chaos,never.

[kaitlyn058]

You sound like Moose from nick jr.

[EKitten22]

«happeh birfdayy»...o3o

[insayndevilchild]

Your voice was creepy in this...but hers was just so....*shudders* especially that giggling.

[emocoon666]

team rocket blasting off at the speed of light?

[iwannabeavampire1013]

Sounds like "Cupcakes."

[mastermind42ful]

Sounds like fun, can I help?

[AdminiumWarrior]

Ummmm... what dose this have to do with birthday parties?

[angreif]

@AdminiumWarrior they lure them in with a birthday party

[AdminiumWarrior]

@angreif That's... odd.

Actualy, the thought of not knowing the message haunted me until just now, and, to make matters worse, it was my sisters 16th the other day. As soon as the word 'birthday' was used, I freaked out, and ran upstairs to watch the 10:00:06 version of Nyan cat.

[insayndevilchild]

@AdminiumWarrior Because it was their birthday, their guest arrived in the end, and they have no idea they are the next victims.

[AdminiumWarrior]

@insayndevilchild But why a birthday?

[smiletehk]

Nicely done.

[basleanew]

@TeamNightside

Yeah, I totally need a brother like this. :c

[angreif]

@basleanew perfect match!

[TeamNightside]

My life exactly. I just wish I had a sister like this.

[telefone007]

wow, i can't imagine their family reunion ...

[dravenroughnecks]

What a beautiful poem.

[internetfanboy69]

the vain, vain hope I'll find a lover with my own blood lust

[AtheistGamer4]

Ho  Lee Sheeit!

[calvythehedgehog]

reminds me of my brother and i... anyone want to come to a little party we're having...? ;)

[TeamNightside]

@calvythehedgehog we will keep you great company, my dearest sister and I.

[angreif]

@destructiondragon360 Yup. Reminds me of Stephen lynch

[angreif]

@doods91 You are a deeply disturbed person

[shibitheshadowhound]

this reminds me of vocaloid song =.=

[makuta3423sghost]

some poser hands me a cake at a birthday party... what do you want me do with this? eat it? HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!

[XLindsayxLachrymoseX]

@makuta3423sghost Oh my fucking god XD I was thinking the same thing.

[makuta3423sghost]

@XLindsayxLachrymoseX awesome XD

[Weenerdude2000]

@makuta3423sghost LonelyIsland XD

[mrcrazycookies117]

awwww what a loving brother and sister

[Ultrasound700]

the only one i couldn't finish

[Ultrasound700]

scariest one yet

[leothelion19]

the sister sounds more like FLUTTERRAGE

[GuerrillaSA]

Fuck fuck fuck! NO!

[AnimemangaTeen]

Yes! Ms. Shadowlovely! :D

[MsAnnoyingComment]

Showed this to my friends. Gave 'em nightmares. XD

[MissRosalinaLuma]

Is it fucked up that I think he sounded sexy in this? In my opinion I need to go to bed and seek help in the morning. 0.o

[wolfman8125]

Anyone else expecting a team rocket reference half way through

[Nihilismfof]

@wolfman8125 That's actually kind of what this reminded me of. Really fucked up Team Rocket.

[SaberTheShadowWolf]

@wolfman8125 I was thinking the same thing *shiver*

[reaverninja]

wonder what type of parental figure is required to raise this type of batshit crazy...

[Stupidproductions5]

*missing section*

"to protect the world from devastation, to unite all people in our nation, to renounce the evils of truth and love, to extend our reach to the stars above,

Jessy,

James

TEAM ROCKET OUT OF F*CKING NOWHERE

[Puppetmaster5434]

@Stupidproductions5 he kind of sounds like james xD

[TheElectricDreamer93]

It's creepy and soothing. That's weird.

[LadyKiraCake]

Her voice...is so cute <3

[tommymorales14]

gosh darnit now i wish i waited a 5 more days for my birth day hoo hummm oh well i'll just have to come back a nother day fare thee well

[inspectork499]

Hehehe... BRVR wants you to suffer~ (wrong creepypasta, but still. X3) I'm on a hype and that made me think of Dead Channel for some reason. O_o

Regardless, very creepy. I quite adore this one. :3

[TheChubbyCheek]

she haas a period, vagina bleeding, red

[Azartusfar]

Found it lame to tell the truth.

[Ramnan01]

@Azartusfar Don't be that way, don't be uncouth.

[Azartusfar]

Nah, I think I'll be uncouth.

[MissShadowLovely]

@Azartusfar Someone didn't get the joke.

[Azartusfar]

No, I got it, it just wasn't good.

[ThatGuyOverTheir21]

hmm interesting

[Nerdslab]

You are a true master of your art!

[Casandraelf]

this was both creepy and awesome

[Tearorwrist]

That awkward moment when it's my moms birthday today...

[DinosaurStripClubLOL]

I used to get scared of creepypasta, then I took an arrow in the knee.

[BloodCat22]

O______O

Holy pisss……………

:[[[[

I love this ♥

[TheGamemaster126]

@BloodCat22 O______O

Holy pisss……………

I have a long face.

And I think I pissed myself.

[doods91]

I am deeply considering using this for a video :|

[urikatron]

Hahahaha its welcomeing i would love to do this who wants to be my sister

[hemophiliacspacedog]

You two.

Oh my God.

WHAT IS SLEEP.

[SkullyHippie]

That... was.... AWESOME!

[AlbatrossHD]

@MissShadowLovely Really good. Keep it up -3

[shifazu]

My birthday is on 21st December..Guess what I'll be doing. :P

[CloneComander1138]

0-o

[MissShadowLovely]

Dear brother, this sounded awesome~

[MrCreepyPasta]

@MissShadowLovely It was all thanks to you, sister dear.

[aranelelgg]

screw coffee listen to mrcreepypasta

[Dethenger]

Uh. Waking up early to do work is a drag, but I gotta get this done or I am fucked. Can't waste time.

-sees this in subscription box-

...God damn it.

[ashky45]

That was awesome! You should put the poem in the description or post a link to it. I personally like to see written versions of poems. You can see the rimes better that way

[deathbysteak]

The cellar of course

[Narryaque]

You two could be dressed up, drinking tea while saying all of this xD I can just see it. Someone ought to draw this pleasant image with a gray cellar in the background. lol

[HittingChickens]

Love this one. :D

[destructiondragon360]

Sooo, the lure children in with the girl's Birthday Party?