Senator Larry Craig's Guide to Mensroom "Signals"

[markvz]

The snare is too loud.

[chrislpp]

gays are humans....humans have rights....so gays already have rights....now fuck off you faggots

[diamondmoney007]

They named the music perfect,,, good choice of song

[ImaginationBlue]

Nice music. I guess i just don't find a man's foot attractive. Those shoes are boring.

[hostiledefense]

fags are fags and you got to keep them in the shit closest

[stockon]

You should not flush anything but poo and toilet paper-- flushing regular paper is a bad bad thing

[zdenko1945]

"Family values" in USA : spreading hatred toward gays.

Family values in European Union:

1) One year maternity leave for each child

2) Ability to add your sick parent to your health insurance policy

3) Ability to obtain health care policy with "preexisting condition"

4) Free education system for everyone, even most poor kids

5) Politicians who do not talk about family values, but put their deeds where their mouth are.

AMERICANS ARE BUNCH OF HYPOCRYTES.

[blueplanet2]

Not all of us my friend. I agree with your criticism...but remember we were overtaken by neo-cons....need I say more....A NEW DAY IS DAWNING!!!

Spread the word.....!

[gl1200phil]

don't paint us all with the same brush. who do you think the people are who get called commies, hippies and pinkos by the christian pro-life war zeaolots? PEACE-from a long hair hippie

[Volkmoidruk]

Before you get too smug, don't leave out "legalized and industrialized sex slavery".

[michaelmouse1]

gosh- he didn't even put paper down first! what a dirty little republican!

but aren't they all?!

[rednop44]

I know this video was meant to be funny- and I don't mean to be a party-pooper,

but this is disturbing when you really think about it.

It's sad...

[louis12346]

I always wipe my Burgers on the bottom of Door stall so don't Taz me Bro !

[rawrmonster666]

Sicko Senator

[mrmike1972]

I would have the sound effect of someone shitting themselves when you find out Dave is an undercover cop. But that's just me. :-)

[SelfmadeMonkeys]

That Dave, he's impossible to resist.

[nycboy31]

Who is the singer and song name please? thanks.

[nickmollo]

Portishead - All Mine from the Album Portishead

[sexboywonder]

sorry but where the fuck else is one to put its luggage in an airport??? hello???

jesus

[Ledhead323]

Senator Craig is heard on tape telling the arresting officer that the reason the cop saw his hand appear beneath the stall divider in the men's room was he was picking up some paper from the floor. Who picks up paper from the floor of a public toilet in an airport? Apparently at least one United States senator does. This whole thing is beyond disgusting. It's time for you to go away and spare us all the embarrassment of watching you trying to explain away the unexplainable.

[GraemeStone]

Wow, really well done. I made a short as well, but yours is so much more elaborate.

[lavarat2]

Funny. Maybe you can patent this as a valid language.

[blackturtleus]

I tend to dislike Republicans in general, but I'm pretty sure that Craig was the victim of an over-zealous professional restroom monitor. It's also possible that the restroom was paid-off as a way to embarrass Craig and the Republicans. Either way, Craig should stay on as senator and dedicate the rest of his term to fighting corruption in law enforcement.

[mrdeleted]

Bingo! That is what I think too.

[Ledhead323]

Senator Craig, you may have convinced your wife and children you were not trolling for dick in the men's restroom, however, you can not fool me. The undercover officer saw you make gestures making your desire for homo-faggot-sex crystal clear. You can try and buy your way out of this, but we all know you are a bone-smoker. This lastest episode is not a mere coincedence.

[rexjamestim]

LMAO!!!!

[ulysses8185]

VERY GOOD GUIDE! :-D LOL

[gl15col]

He lied, he denied his true nature, and he ended up soliciting sex in a place so filthy and gross I can't understand how anyone could even be in the "mood" in such a situation. I think he's already in his own personal hell in his head. But he is still an elected official and should have used better judgement, bad judgment frequently leads to jail time, Mr.Senator...Oh, sorry, the video was freakin' brilliant and hilarious, thanks for posting!

[sexboywonder]

c mon toilet sex is so fucking hot and honry and wow!!! i cant wait to have it again!!! im goign to have sex with all the police in all the bathrooms for the rest of my life!! HOORAY!! but that lousy republinazi got what he deserved. thats what happens when u suck dick and legisslate homophobia. fuck yaz

[ellwyn]

it sounds like if you had your way, you would destroy the lives of the half of the country who don't vote the way you do. sounds a whole lot like hitler or stalin.

[sexboywonder]

if thats what it sounds like to you, I can live with that, my feelings arent really hurt.

[prrolg]

I hope for the sake of our future and the children that you are dead soon.

[Ledhead323]

Now the cocksucker from Idaho is going to try and save face by buying some very high profile lawyers who will try and have his guilty verdict over turned. He had 77 days to think about that plea, and now he says he was too stressed out and made a mistake with his guilty plea. I'm not buying it for a second. No amount of money can erase the fact that Craig is a dick sucker.

[sexboywonder]

ur just jealous u cant get the same sort of advertising as him

[chriskmwendwa88]

i think you all need to see vilomena still in u tube

[llod206]

A Free Republic Alert!

Hi my name is Barry "Gramerly" Balues. A blind, big black man wearing fusia killed me 2 days ago. I became a statistic. He slapped my face, called me a bitch then bit my nipple 60 times with his lips when I was in a public restroom. He forced me to pay for the bites. Repost this or the big man will kill you!

[tubegimmick]

I'm conducting a Larry Craig experiment. Check it.

[brochunky]

Good Job. I like the music you used. Kind of creepy and cool (like bathroom sex wouldn't be creepy). Check out my "Larry Craig Rap" video. Keep up the good work.

[Ledhead323]

About sums it up.

[LakeMaumelleFD]

what's that song? i know someone else said it was portishead...happen to know the title?

[jimviera]

All Mine by Portishead.

[IdahoVideo]

Here in Idaho we would say that Senator Craig's political Career is STALLED, much like as has been happenng in his personal life. For my thought, he lost my support some time ago in my mind with his extra-wide stance on illegal immigration, both in and out of the restroom.

[dandizzle5956]

who's singing? what's the title?? larry craig is another in the long line of closet gay republicans. nothing new.

[foll577]

it's portishead

[Psychosoulcial]

please stop associating perverse behaviors in public with the gay community. we are equally outraged by the senator's lewd conduct considering his moral superiority over those he judge as immoral.

[IdahoVideo]

You're joking right? Remember the deviant sexual perversions in the queer community led to AIDS risks beyond measure. Its immoral even if a conservative senator succommed to your erroneous lifestyle. My dog has better family values. GHESSHH!!!

[difanintexas]

Senator Larry Craig toilet paper

ebay#230167054622

[eltototo21]

I had sex in the bathroom only one time with a black man and it was very uncontable and dangerous too, but I was drunk,now I have to take medication for the rest of my life isn't that sad,the mistakes we have to pay just for a few minutes of stupidity

[volvo1971]

Good video. But did you wash your hands? :)

[jaggsokc]

Good point, But remember Larry Craig says "I am Not Gay"...and he's married, a conservative-republican and has 3 kids. So, I guess its more the str8 republican guy who are the bathroom piss-slurpers that we really need to worry about. You Str8s need to clean up your act:-)

[b9keith]

What do you expect from a government headed by a cheerleader who's wife states that he loves horse cocks?

[fabiodovalle]

Hey, wasn't George Michael, the British singer, doing some gay sex in a public bathroom in LA a few years back?

[redboxerboy]

Im gay and NEVER had sex in a bathroom.. I think that is sick to do cause its not clean and other ppl dont need or want to see it and younger kids really dont need to see that. If ya have sex in any bathroom that is not at your home then hope the cops get you. And thats for everyone not just gay ppl

[cathycambre]

That is sick. Bathroom gay sex. I guess we can't let our kids go to bathroom by their selves. When will this stop.

[stekemm]

This is bathroom PERVERT sex, not Gay sex - don't confuse the two. Happens all over the country in bathrooms at Interstate highway rest areas, city parks, bathrooms at picnic grounds in National Parks, etc. Agree that this is obscene and must be stopped, but again, most of these guys are not Gay, just sick perverts!

[jaggsokc]

It will stop when , prejudice stops, and conflicted gay men are not pressured to hate themselves, marry women, father children, just so they have a career, not be victimms of ridicule andf brutal beatings. Which will be exactly what happens to one of your kids, if he turns out to be gay, because of your attitude. Thats what I call "sick"

[axinite]

Those Gays give the rest of us a bad name...WE SHOULD LYNCH THE TOILET GAYS! mauahahah, lol

[doinit2init]

Good point! I think pelosi should show some tit! Maybe that will get it started in DC.

They couldn't have a worse approval rating.

[portlandpigeon]

smelly

[DaFinn1]

bwahahahahaha

[cmenb67]

Very amused! Great music, love portishead...

[gauley2001]

nice!!! gotta love the bathroom hookups

[akmalegmail]

cant wait for snl and mad tv

[10seconds2love]

Bravo! Hilarious!

[Nocgirl]

Not to mention he supposedly did not even flush the toilet. Proof he entered that stall with no intent of going to the bathroom, unelss he regularly does not flush.

[skhan002]

that was weird

[RicksWhoreWife]

My ass stinks.

[PROPHETODOOM88]

lose the music besides not fitting the video it sucks.try jimmie hendrixs wild thing.

[slimpickens63]

ha ha ha 2 face nob gobbler, wonder how many more freaks we have in our government i mean we know they are crooked and liars anyway, just a matter time i guess before the closet queens come forth or get caught being NAUGHTY.

[MojoJuana]

well, stick a fork in him, the 2-face senator is done!

ironic, isn't it?

[PotheadPundit]

haha! so great. I wouldn't care what this guy did in his personal life if he hadn't spent so much time chastising others for what they chose to do with theirs. Fuck him. I hope he kills himself from humiliation:)

[steves1101]

Nice music. Anyone know what it is? Thx.

[MojoJuana]

portishead / all mine

[steves1101]

Thanks alot.

[PCtruth]

There's even more damning evidence because Larry Craig was loitering outside the officer's stall (the others were empty) and he peeked in several times.

[mcalien24]

"dave"

[IdahoVideo]

AWESOME!!! How did you get the police evidence?

IDAHOANS FOR RESIGNATION . COM

[unxknown]

Larry Craig

[johnosahon]

LOL

[A1Huxley]

Great clip

Whats the music called?

Thanks

[rongvk]

Nice video. Credits were especially cool.

[DonFamoso]

Operation Freedom Huh? Nuclear Weapons sounds like a familar story. I feel sad for our under educated soldiers here in America. They fail to see how the war has crashed internal enemies and created a huge national debt. How can you help build another nations economy when our economy here needs reconstruction the most? Look at new orleans? Wow!

[cbm78]

I am very happy that Senator Craig was discovered cruising for men in a restroom. He has openly opposed to gay rights and it so happens that he is homosexual too. How ironic life is.

[justtex1975]

What's the biggest difference between Republicans & Democrats?

Republicans take out their own trash. Democrats don't mind stench. So, they keep reelecting trash over & over again.

Speaking of "trash", how's Chappaquiddick Ted (Kennedy) these days? Still smelling of fish?? Btw, since he killed Mary Jo Kopechne, she isn't available to comment on Craig.

[ComicBkGuy]

You know Republicans are pathetic when they're dwelling on something that happened THIRTY EIGHT years ago. Meanwhile Democrats have enough Republican embarrassments to dwell on from THIS MONTH alone.

[onezephyr]

Excellent parody, and, the music was a perfect fit.

[ProfMTH]

LOL.

[DonFamoso]

jaja...Republicans are gay literally

[IdahoVideo]

Larry Craig, the very essence of arrogance, stupidity, reframing the argument to transfer the blame off himself, and lack of restraint. I put his entire press conference online for public reference. The actual MN Airport police report acuses him of being both a peeper and a perp. Read it, its great bathroom reeding material while you really do have to go.

[kneecole24]

haha nice work

[Stephanjnj]

The Gay-O-P is at it again!

[DSheaNYC]

Enjoy your retirement, Larry "Wide Stance" Graig.

[ComicBkGuy]

This is awesome. And why is it that every damn Republican who's against gay rights turns out to be gay??

[DashRipr0ck]

@ComicBkGuy Lindsey Graham's whole presence screams "self loathing homosexual" and he's going to do his best to stay hidden by voting for pro anti-gay legislature. Like former Congressman Mark Foley, Senator Larry Craig, etc. Be closeted but when you harm others? freedoms then I say "OUT HIM!"

p.s. is the music to this video Portishead? Lovvit!

[DashRipr0ck]

@ComicBkGuy Lindsey Graham's whole presence screams "self loathing homosexual" and he's going to do his best to stay hidden by voting for pro anti-gay legislature. Like former Congressman Mark Foley, Senator Larry Craig, etc. Be closeted but when you harm others? freedoms then I say "OUT HIM!"

p.s.Music by Portishead. YEAH!

[Golfina]

funny.