Penis Envy Chicks Are So Funny!!!

[midarkmind]

Dude everything you said was true. I don't want kids ether. It must be like taking a human size shit, but out the pussy. =)

[midarkmind]

OMG! Pissing on the toilet! Hahaha! XD

[TheSoctress]

You said you'd answer my questions and you haven't. Did you forget or something?

[theLearner]

damn...you shoulda just emailed the man,

you sure gotta lot of questions

[TheSoctress]

Do you think anal sex is nasty? Do you think it's nasty for a man to have anal sex with his wife right after she just had a bow movement or went number two?

[TheSoctress]

It's been suggested to me that men who desire or perform anal sex with their wives are gay or have gay tendencies because gay men who have sex have anal sex.

[TheSoctress]

In your opinion, is there anything better than the feeling you get or when a man gets when he ejaculates. Also, If your were the wife and your wife was the husband, would you let her skeet in your face? Would you perform oral sex on her?

[theLearner]

no dude wants to honestly think and answer that shit.....lol im sorry, its just too gay

[TheSoctress]

I don't know how true this is, but I found it interesting. In The Best Man, Taye Diggs' character, in one scene of the movie talks about orgasms without ejaculation. Can you and do you think men can orgasm without ejaculating? Taye Diggs character said that he could. To me, it doesn't seem to make sense because I've always understood orgasm to equal ejaculation. Orgasm=ejaculation.

[TheSoctress]

A few more question: Do you think ALL or MOST guys masterbate at one point or time in their life? And have you ever and do you think guys try to taste their own semen at some point in their lives.

[theLearner]

I think EVERY man has masturbated....

and the tasting semen thing......no to be racist, but its probably a white dude that thought of that.........them dudes be thinkin of the craziest shit

[TheSoctress]

Do guys really like to "skeet" on the woman's face or in her vagina? What do you think guys prefer the most, if they had to pick one or the other?

[theLearner]

It depends on the girl.....

If she just a jump off....I probably just wanna

buss in her face lol

most men will agree to that

[TheSoctress]

Can men feel their thing getting hard? Do you know when you're at your hardest, like is there a peek for an erection? I would imagine that different guys have different erection rates and erection intensity, right?

[dejuanp]

thesoc: yeah, we can feel it. it's like 503am right now...my erection woke me up at about 447. hard as a brick. morning is usually when i'm at my hardest...call that the hard pee...;)) takes a while to get it out.

[TheSoctress]

You didn't repsond to the other questions that I had.

[ttownboi20]

I would like to answer your question from myself. Yes, we can feel when we are getting an erection. When I'm at my hardest my dick kinda hurt. I know that sounds weird, but not in a bad way. I dont know for every other guy, but thats just me.

[TheSoctress]

When men ejaculate in the vagina, what does it feel like. Is it really enjoyable? Can you feel yourself about to blow? Is it better to receive head or have intercourse?

[onceandfuture3]

you speak as if someone elcted you the representative on all men..as a gay man i have a lotta insight to both worlds(im pretty masculine so im not one of thse pretend imma woman just b/c im gay types) but women still speak comfortably in front of me...and belive it or not most want the same things outta life...guys will search for the one...woman will accept any guy as being the one...the methods for finding them are drastically different but both sexes want to find true love

[msmelody3000]

using a strap on is a wonderful thing I do feel the power some of it any way like take that

[latiness]

I don't want a penis. It is too distracting. I need all the blood in my brain when I am building my business.

[brightlights456X]

what business is that?

[latiness]

Funny that every man on earth thinks he NEEDS Magnum Condoms. I should buy stock from that company. Every man????

[PhillyChick09]

Does DeJaun got a big dick?

[dejuanp]

phillychick: depends on what you'd consider big...but you couldn't take a 'big' d, seriously. unless you're a porn star or a heavy sinner...lol. big coochie means a lot of sex having...tsk tsk..:)

[PhillyChick09]

LMAO, well let's just say I usually indulge myself and surround myself with big dicks and that's out of my control. I guess I just get lucky. Big can be short and thick, tall and lean, medium and long, thick and big. what you got lol? how many inches? an inquiring mind wants to know (aka-heavy sinner) yea big coochie also fits well with big dicks.

[SPAzZDoGGX]

Guy your tags to this video is funny lol...great vid man...

[Alakiri08]

Sosoluvly,

What's wrong with just shaking it? It's not as if everytine he shakes it a kid in africa dies?

[blklacquer]

I'm waiting on 4:20 now!

[sosoluvly]

About pissin on the toilet and having to shake it cuz its still drippin...Why not just get a piece of toilet paper and dab it and you are done. This makes so much sense and only takes a few seconds. For whatever reason my husband just refuses to give it a try!

[dejuanp]

soso: men don't do that! we have that luxury...lol. tell him 'power to the drippers of the toilets'...lol! wiping it is gay, unless you do it for us. then that makes us pimps!

[2FacedB]

yeah, but what about those dumbass guys who try to wear skinny tight jeans! XD

[dejuanp]

cherry: of course this is all for entertainment...the heart speaks on youtube, but please don't ask me about no youtube videos when we hookup in real life...i may need a step ladder. lol. don't beat me up neither. i just remembered how tall you were. i'll agree with anything you say in 'real' life...lol. internet tough guy is me!

[momodani7]

u funny

[RadicalComedy]

Ok Dejuanp, I was reading your tags,lol...No, a dildo isnt nearly the same as the real thing.

Its 2 AM and I am cracking up...Your just so funny. I better not have one of those-- thinkin about what you said, and then crackin up,lol, and then I cant sleep. I am putting your videos on before 10 PM timeline,lol...~Raven

[cherrysweet013]

as a psych major i have learned that the penis envy is a myth.

[RenegadeQueen]

did u read that?

[cherrysweet013]

RenegadeQueen: yes I learned that in my Psychological Developmental Class

[RenegadeQueen]

Thank you, I knew it had to be a book

[cherrysweet013]

RenegadeQueen: you are welcome.

[dejuanp]

cherry: don't think it's a myth. read the comment. yeah i studied psychology also. a lot of the theories like freud and jung came up with, had me thinking they were some sick individuals. well, i don't revert 'everything' back to sex like freud did. 'penis envy', you'll never know, cause you're a woman. not all women do it, but it's true. when my son used to get his diaper changed, all his female cousins would look at him like 'he has one'...

[dejuanp]

cherry: my buddies daughter was just staring at it at 2 years old. he was calling her and she was justa ignoring. lol. they would say things like 'why don't i have one'. you'd be surprised how many chicks would be upset, cause i'd just be laying there with my 'little man' in my hands just for the hell of it. they'd say(on many occasions) 'stop playing with it, why do you always do that'. well, considering your 'v' situation. don't take the classes seriously. get hands on training after marriage.

[dejuanp]

cherry: that's always the best way. most women are the same. you'll get upset at anything your man does too much. i don't know why it urks women but it does...anything we do more than normal(playing with my johnson, youtube) wifey gets irritated. but yeah, it's not a myth. women always wonder what it'd be like to be the conquerer for just once, if they could they'd never go back...no more bending over, getting mangled by 'me' in the bed. lol. see ya. enough sex ed for a day:)

[cherrysweet013]

dejuanp: freud came up with the theory but thompson has proven it to be incorrect.

its similar to the state where children want to marry their parents, maybe as a child little boys and girls see different trais in one another but for WOMEN to be envious is incorrect. Of course you are entitled to your opinion, so go ahead and tickle your pickle. lol

[dejuanp]

cherry: i don't know if you saw my comments but i deleted them. now that i think about it...she may be right. i'm about to do a video on 'wolves in sheep's clothing'.

[cherrysweet013]

dejuan: i saw your comments, its a crazy insane world trying to explain the human brain. lol but i look forward to your next vid :)

[dejuanp]

cherry: you're right. we just have to much time on our hands to discuss this...we need jobs. but my 'men after sex' video wasn't the one i was talking about. i actually wanted to put that piece with my other vid, but it was too funny so i just let it alone...lol.

[cherrysweet013]

dejuanp: okay i just need to catch up right now before church :) let me go see your vids

[onceandfuture3]

trust me(as a gay man) its not women who experience envy we envy them often but as i got older(and im not feminine) i learned to love my dick and i plsy with it and love touching and have ppl(men and womaen) stare at it but as far as being the conqueror you can enjoy doing both cuz ive topped plenty of guys and enjoyed it but i prefer to be mangled.Its not an envy as much as attraction to power its a curiousity about what its like to have a dick but if they could have 1 4 a day theyd be satisfyd

[PhillyChick09]

If you ain got nobody else to play with it, I guess so. lol, j/k. dont take it to heart. we all play with ourselves

[onceandfuture3]

lol...i was supa ready to respond in all caps but i see hwat u saying lol

[tobusha08]

Yea I am apart of 420 nations a smokers nation

the weed can't get no betta "bone thugs"...lol

well I haven't for 8 months but I am still a pot head at heart....lol ( I know that doesn't sound right) but I am ...0_0

Yea I have often ask my self that question if I had dick for a day....

yea I am already very sexual...so yea it would be crazy...lol

It would be an all day event. I am sorry it would...:)

Don't you quote that when I talk about men on your next men vrs women vid..lol peace

[msmelody3000]

You are very handsome. Your wife is a blessed woman.I'm going to keep it clean and respectful

[dejuanp]

thank you melody, you're a symphony, you're my only...:) that's a lyric from a classic stevie wonder song 'melody'. people don't know about that.

[GiNaH0n3y]

LMAO

WOW

i NEVA WISHED I HAD ONE OF THEM..

THEY SEEM LIKE THEY WOULD BE UNCOMFORTABLE..JUST CONSTANTLY DANGLING AROUND.

"WISHMASTER"? SOUNDS FAMILIAR. iS THAT THE MOVIE WHERE THE GUY SAYS THAT HE WISHES HIS LAWYER WOULD FUCK HIMSELF..AND THE LAWYER LITERALLY FUCKS HIMSELF?! LOL

[dejuanp]

ginahon: yes that's the movie...guy wanted a millie and he mother died in an airplane explosion. not as uncomfortable as ya'll think. i may do a vid on it...lol:)

[sfcalvinaz]

I had a transexual friend who was changing from a female to a male. And asked her why she wanted a penis. And she said: "Because I wanna see what it feels like to stick it to someone else for a change." I laugh now, but she had surgery and got her penis!

[dejuanp]

sfcalvin: when she got it, does it feel like a penis. i mean like the nerves and everything...still couldn't do it though...geez. some people.

[perfectdiamondring]

you are so funny, love the blue drawers(lol)

[IIXMCMLXXXIX]

That girl video was funny. I never thought that deeply about it like she have. I usually think 'guys have it easy' When I was little I've tried to pee standing up like a guy. LOL it went all wrong. It's nothing wrong with thinking like that to me...humans are curious and that's how we learn.

And I still want to know what the P mean in dejuanP.

[dejuanp]

IIXM: the 'p' is the first letter of my last name.

[pyroblast3000]

if a woman had some jewels for on day id kick in the nuts and run and yell thats how it feels!! lol

[dejuanp]

pyro: okay you're a guy...i just got the comment. after a few seconds...lol. that's right! kick her baby! but watch out, she might try and bang you later on!

[2FacedB]

I'd hate to have a penis! If you get extremley turn on, the WHOLE world is gonna know (depending on what kind of panta your wearing).Plus it would be a bit difficult to walk! XD

[dejuanp]

2facedb; yeah, i don't have to ask you if you're a woman. you think it's difficult to walk? lol...sheeed if we could position our peenies to stick straight out so chicks could know we were erect without going to jail we would...lol. erections are always hideable. sometimes i just tuck it in between my legs when it gets too hard. then it damn near sticks out of the back of my pants. but it's not as bad as you think.

[truthaccording2me]

LMAO!!! dejuan i swear i luv you!! this mess was hilarious!! thanks so much for watching and stop harassing wifey because shes your wife!!

no penis envy, just gotta know why yall are so stupid with it! lol i love my nana, thank you very much! lol

and i have dicks all the time?! well damn- now i'm a hoe?! no luv left for you- we beefin now!!! j/k bebe.. i'm late- but take your butt to sleep!

[dejuanp]

truth: i wasn't meaning 'yous a ho'...i was meaning, you being a woman you've had enough in your life, i suppose. we're stupid with it, cause once the blood gets down there our thinking goes. you ever see 'the best man' with taye diggs and morris chestnut. when morris' wife bit taye on the ear, i got horny. i'da smashed her too...nothing personal, just those male 'testical' hormones. i almost smashed two of my homeboys girlfriends, but i had just a little more sense though...

[dejuanp]

truthpt2: well, i fingered one and was damn near naked in the bed with the other. i didn't smash the one i was in the bed with because her cousin and my cousin were in the house and i didn't want it to get out...and cause he was my dawg...lol. yeah, being young and having fun. nice...i may give you a vid on why we're so stupid with it.

[truthaccording2me]

oh wow!! yes, you needed to be married so you wont be a menace to the streets lol

the best man was a good movie- i think the scene you are referring to is a universal "ohhh" moment for men and women lol

[Debonair73]

LMAO!!! "Master degree still can't keep the dick out your mouth." LOL!!! You crazy as hell dawg. Dejuan check out AhmirTv Response to Rihanna Take A Bow called I'm Gone funny ish man. LOL!!!

[badassredboi]

i never noticed but thas dejuan always got that shirt on. lol that must b his favorite "aroound the house" shirt. he done wore a whole n da sleeve lol!

[dejuanp]

badass: i got like ten of em'...lol. as long as them hoes clean i'm throwing em on. man, them shirts are so comfortable. they're the only ones i look for when i come out the shower...lol. i'm a husband. i'm wearing them hoes til they rip apart.

[MissJazz86]

lol funny as, hmm if i had a d**k for a day...i would be in alot of trouble i think..

[dejuanp]

missjazz: so you mean you'd fuck all yo' girls...? lol. my next vid!

[MissJazz86]

nahh, id just be on heat 24/7 i think lol i dont know what i would do, i think ill just stick to what god gave me, and be safe... lol

[Mondless]

So all dude just play with themselves out of no where? ALL men?!

[dejuanp]

mondless: c'mon dude...i'ma say this once...this is entertainment. nothing more. don't think everything i say it about 'every' single person. i'm a little more intelligent than that. actors don't really kill people in their movies bra. youtube is quasi-real. when it all boils down to it, it's just videos. real, in a sense of how you take it. fake when generalizations come in to play. not 'all' people do this or do that. when comedians do shows they don't single out anybody.

[dejuanp]

they just say 'black people' or 'white people' or 'middle easterns'...it's 'ALWAYS SAID THAT WAY'...nobody breaks it down. i make too many videos to do that. and i'm not making another video justifying it. that's how i vlog...no different from any other american. not every black dude is a rapper but 99 percent of them aspire to be...stereotype?

[Mondless]

oh k.......I understand

[dejuanp]

mondless: hope you do bra. i just hear a lot of 'are you serious' questions coming from you. dejuanp is not 'dejuan'...i'm a youtube screen name. i put out what i put out...nothing more, nothing less.

[Mondless]

Iight man I got the point man and you ain't gotta say it no clear'er than what you previously said bra.

[Dreaontv]

I was so distracted by that hole in the shoulder I missed the joke right there! lol

ahhhh to have a ding ding for a day.

MAAAAN I'd be showin everybody! OH and rubbin one out constantly lol why?! why not! its out there, fiddle with it!

[veevee7t]

you know what dj, i thought about this b4 too, then i was like wait a min. that wouldnt be good 'cus as horny as i get, when a fine man walks by O_O, they cant tell whats going on in my pants. but let the roles switch,me have a penis! i'd prolly have 2 stay my ass in the house somewhere lmao, i would be pokn out everywhere, arrested for indecent exposure lmao!. BUT MEN YALL CAN HAVE YALL PENIS! CUS I LOVE MY VAJAY JAY ^_^

~M!SS VEE~

[monaetwilson]

"ducktales" Foreal D quit messing up the cartoons for us young at heart types. Video was still funny anyways. Always wondered about the grab when I'm cooking nonsense. Maybe burn that hand one day. Watch out now I'm Hot Stuff! j/k

[ILUV2SHOP2]

Thanks for this video! I thought I was weird.. I really wanted to know what it like to have a D&%K!Since I love men so much, I would use mine on a man...You know if I was ever given one..LOL

[Mil85]

lol I talk to this guy who stay wearing a shirt with holes in it...I told him one day I'm going to use it as a rag to clean my car

[dejuanp]

mil: that's the problem with ya'll. if ya'll women don't understand it, it means nothing. i actually hate that about chicks. like giving head. you all don't realize how good you mouths feel on our balls...lol. but do you all care? nope. you talk about 'my mouth hurt'. but you can yell til' your blood pressure reaches 600...don't see any problem there...lol. if not you, then don't worry about it.

[Mil85]

omg I'm in the room with my grandma and I had to hold back myself from busting out laughing before she ask me "what's so funny"...you are too much lol

[veevee7t]

lol u saw that too XD dj u need some magic tape sweetie, lemme stop :-)

[Alphacat]

as soon as you said 'i feelsorry for...:pause: i bustied out laughing cause I thought you was about to say something else

but yeah you gotta Seriously have a womans brain to cut ya joint off....oh the agony WHY would ya do it?!

[mushymushy76]

i lived in Thailand for five year alphacat and over there they get it done for money...they'll do it at the drop of a hat....usually to become street walkers or work in cabaret shows...thing is they still act like men which is funny and scary at the the same time....especially when u go to the toilet and theres a lady boy sitting down on urinal!!!

[dejuanp]

mushy: just wow...you think you know a guy.

[Alphacat]

lol

[Alphacat]

Magic stick...that used to be the joint...had every dude walking around like that song was written about them lol....while niggas know some chicks waslike 'nigga you aint no harry potter' LOL

[Alphacat]

the well known phrase is 'penis envy'...i was with a chick who had it bad. she was always like im jealous I want penis...and Iwas like 0_0

[uknomee]

LOL U had me rollin' whut u said is ALL tru.

Chick say that kinda stuff, this girl i kno was telling me about the website like this one called xtube (never knew bout it b4) but her and her ex used to post videos on there etc, well now she is gettin mad emails cause dudes want to get with her. thats why they broke up, She was JUST sayin on sat that if she was a "dude" she would dog out those guys but she dont want to be considered a "slut" wtf?? This chick has problems but shes madd confused

[syckindahead]

"I don't wanna hear nothing about two peas in a pod" er suttim like that she said. Classic scene right there.

[Aceswolf]

LMAO:) I my wife her Tammpons from time to time. LOL

[MissPrettynCurvy]

lol

[MissPrettynCurvy]

I don't want one, you can keep that thing...haha! :oP

[mzknowitallz]

RIGHT

[kweencessX]

I really wanna know what it's like having a dick though for real. I always make dick threats to my boyfriend, lmao, and sometimes he be sitting there in tears LMAO screaming for me to stop, and I wanna know what that feels like haha. Lmao, be like "...Ima chop your dick o.." "...HEY HEY HEEEEY! WHY U HADDA GO THER...MAN SHIT!" holding onto his shit haha. I wanna feel that for myself.

[mmby2k]

lol..yea yall do have to touch us all the time..my ass stay grabbed...i can't cook, clean or do nothin else..or even bend ova..lol..that shit becomes IRRATING..LOL..and u better not bend ova without any clothes on..done deal..lol..buts it asll good..nice video

[tqsuited]

Conversely dejuan, a guy who would be a woman for a day would probably feel themselves up, checking out their body etc. lol

[triggerhapibenji]

dude this is my fav video! you had me rolling!!

[pajamadude15]

piss on the toilet lol. Yea, what about when the drops ricochet from inside the toilet?!?! That's annoying!

[FeelaBustier]

lol..."4:20, smoke 'em if you got 'em". I love that you got real on the sex during marriage ( or a loving, mutually respectful relationship) being the bomb. More people should promote that.

Sending a smile...

~Feela~

[ciarafan2164]

lol u crazy dejuan

[candycurious]

i wouldnt want a dick that would be so uncomfortable

[waltbaby08]

lol not 420 a hot mess

[c0c0puffz]

If I had a dick he would leave me quick.

[DaBlackGeisha]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

[mushymushy76]

nice vid....so theres always a ying to the yang right, so dejuanp what would u do with a fanny for a day???lol

ps i mean fanny in the english sense of the word

[no1helenUK]

LOL @ the american sense of the word, haha. was talkin 2 an american some time,an i was like wuu2? an he was like 'ahh jus sittin on my fanny' i was liek pHAA?! ON YOUR FANNY!? hahaha :) love itt x

[DaBlackGeisha]

OMG! I have never thought that... but I am going to think about it... and giggle... A LOT!

[EbonyGrlWeightLoss]

DAMN!! YOU BLUNT!! "I had my hands on my nuts!"haha

[angelaskew1]

dejuan u r so silly!!

[RadicalComedy]

OK, I was laughing just when I read the title....Your so funny....Yes, a woman loves a dick but what a woman really loves is a man who can RULE his dick that no matter how good it feels, he can hit it right and for a long time....I have only known 1 guy who could really do that...~Raven

[dejuanp]

raven: did the 'long sex' a long time ago. married six and a half, we ain't got time...get em' in, bust fifty shots, get it out. all that huffing and puffing. we've been passed that stage. but a good 45 minutes ain't nothing for me to snatch. i'm just too hormonal right now...gotta put on like seventeen condoms...lol. lil man is sensitive. he like that nookie!

[RadicalComedy]

dejuamp, 45 minutes? That is like amazing. Yeah, my only experience was with 1 guy and that was in the beginning and then he got lazy,lol...but that is what I am looking for in terms of lasting...the average guy goes about 10 minutes. Its so unfair. Women cant learn their bodies in 10 minutes. ~Raven

[dejuanp]

raven: well, if you're trying to learn your body you better start practicing by yourself. that's how i learned...lol. still learning...:)

[RadicalComedy]

dejuanp, I know my body by myself but that isnt the same as penis training,lol....getting to know the G-spot is something a man should help the woman hes with. I can have orgasms easily but I was married to a man for 7 years that never lasted more than 5 minutes. He always made sure I had mine before intercourse. I have been celibate for quite a few years. I am holding out until the right man comes along. ~Raven

[chrismarc207]

you nasty nigga.....

[THOMASTCT3]

aaaaaaaaahhhhhhh! i can feel you on tat right there....and yes a man's favorite shirt got holes in it...wearing one right now...lol

[angelaskew1]

lol!!

[FlynnTV]

lmao wen u sed u feel sry for the guys who had a dick n cut it off! dude everyone feels sry for them

[FATTS2K9]

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