"let me tell you about the safest form of sex, its when you get super drunk, and you have sex with like 10 people, totally unprotected and you do interveinings drugs at the same time.." Mark Hoppus
I can listen to this album over and over and still LMAO all the time hahahaha
"I know a guy he has sex with his sister.. he used his dick to pop her 4 foot blister and i know its not that cool, he fucked her in my swimming pool. He hasss 3 testicals and he.. he likes to.. do shit." Im that guy. mwuahaha(:
"lets all say some dirty words!" :D
STEMOSbruder 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK!
mr1Duffy 4 months ago
LMFAO TOM IS JUST SO FUCKING AWESOME! FUCK.
andrewray15 4 months ago 4
This is for all the ladies in the HEEEEEEEEEEEOUUUSSOOOUUOUOUUSUOUZZ... WEE!
xLostInTheLabyrinth 4 months ago
I FINALLY found all of the jokes in one.
TH3TON3 4 months ago
these guys are a staple in my youth, but god they are idiots
SimpkinsEmail 6 months ago 3
i'll give you $400 to eat my shit! lol
dustin720 6 months ago
Hes got 3 testicals ... ^^
mokasyn15 6 months ago
i listen to this like everyday, holy shit, i can never get sick of it. fuckin love blink<3
shootmewithawatergun 6 months ago
This ones for all the ladies in the hizayhauuss
justintierno 6 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK
SEXUALGODSWORD 7 months ago 2
xD Hahahaha
iRadiium 7 months ago
"let me tell you about the safest form of sex, its when you get super drunk, and you have sex with like 10 people, totally unprotected and you do interveinings drugs at the same time.." Mark Hoppus
I can listen to this album over and over and still LMAO all the time hahahaha
furionn 7 months ago
is this from the mark tome and travis show?
armeckthefirst 8 months ago
Weee!
SimonePumbaKazoo 8 months ago
Imagine how Travis felt those 11 minutes. I think he was bored as hell lol :P
PunkRockCovers 8 months ago
@PunkRockCovers no this was during the songs i think... they just cut it together later
STEMOSbruder 8 months ago
(Yes, I'm commenting while I listen... xD)
"I'LL GIVE YOU 400 BUCKS TO EAT MY SHIT!"
LMFAOOO
a123t456 8 months ago
"Put those 13 year old boobs away!"
...I'm 13. xDD
a123t456 8 months ago
@a123t456 boobs are still good ;)
wingterd2 7 months ago
"Mark!"
"What?"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
a123t456 8 months ago 2
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a123t456 8 months ago
damn it. ! why was i born into this generation, atleast 5-10 years earlier please ! i wish i could go to one of their original concerts ! fuckkk. =.=
QTValeria 9 months ago
i always wear a bicycle helmet when practicing safe sex!
rahl182 9 months ago
Make way for the hurt kid... And bring me... Thier wallet.
The3sixTEE 9 months ago
3 were THAT guy and didnt like the song written about them.
BPacheco8 10 months ago
this is my fav cd :D class <3
JXstewart1 10 months ago
"I know a guy he has sex with his sister.. he used his dick to pop her 4 foot blister and i know its not that cool, he fucked her in my swimming pool. He hasss 3 testicals and he.. he likes to.. do shit." Im that guy. mwuahaha(:
ExtraSpicyMeatball5 1 year ago 11
fuck that 1 dislike... they are funny
skatebid123 1 year ago
When im out of toilet paper i am tempted to use the cardboard in the roll
williamey 1 year ago
Lol were they high?
TJ4229 1 year ago
@TJ4229
nope
They're just punkists.
gwynbleidzik 9 months ago
@TJ4229 nah they just dont give a fuck!
rahl182 9 months ago
i miss toms voice lik this
Blink182luv1 1 year ago
Do u know where i can see the video of this, this is so freaking funny
KatProductionss 1 year ago
@KatProductionss It's not on video, it was a concert.
IrishMexMix17 1 year ago
@IrishMexMix17 i know but like any videos.. from that day.. from the people or something
KatProductionss 1 year ago
@KatProductionss Oh, lol. Gotcha. I wish I was at that concert. San Diego I think. Well hopefully someone has some personal footage, good luck to ya.
IrishMexMix17 1 year ago
Cus we believe in the love that exists between two vaginas
pepsigosselinavril 1 year ago
for all the ladies in the hwaaahahayaaahoooozzaaayyiouuuazzzzzzzzzzzz
AHavenCalledYourArms 1 year ago
you have giant boobs and i doubt your 18...doo you have a note from your mom?
MexicanGanGster1995 1 year ago
"everybody say FUCK SHIT DICK SHIT FUCK, see kids that's the words you have to say!" Tom is such a good romodel.^^
slacker482 1 year ago
FUCK they need to do this shit on the new album
AndyAngelZ 1 year ago
i wish i could just see travis's face, he must be cracking up!
Meclesky07 2 years ago 2
Omy funniest shit I never thought rock and comedy would go together like pasta and tuna fish anyways it's so F#$@ing HILARIOUS!!! HAHAHA ;D
JokerTheSLaughter 2 years ago
Is there anywhere I can buy this? It's on CD right?
72sol 2 years ago 3
yes.
MrLesPaulCustom 2 years ago 2
@72sol amazon or ebay is the only place ive found it
amar022 1 year ago
@72sol if you can find it you're lucky.
it went out of sale sometime after it came out.
but ive heard its been seen in Aus.. lol
notalegend69 1 year ago
@notalegend69 i am sure you can find it somewhere
Yoggertt 1 year ago
@Yoggertt i havent given up hope im still searching
notalegend69 1 year ago
@notalegend69 uh if you ever heard of a store called F.Y.I. they have it there i saw it the other day.. so ya!
AHavenCalledYourArms 1 year ago
@AHavenCalledYourArms woopssorry the stores called F.Y.E. (For Your Entertainment)
AHavenCalledYourArms 1 year ago
@AHavenCalledYourArms ive looked there never seen it there. but they have all other blink full lengths
notalegend69 1 year ago
@notalegend69 yeah i got the urethra chronicles and stuff their.. idk
AHavenCalledYourArms 1 year ago
@AHavenCalledYourArms yeah ill keep my eyes out at music stores.
especially on road trips.
notalegend69 1 year ago
@Yoggertt wouldnt be brand new but you will find it somehow
Yoggertt 1 year ago
@72sol Try Amazon, that's where I got my second copy.
IrishMexMix17 1 year ago
@72sol i have this on CD it has like 70 tracks about 45 are them just talking liek this
wingterd2 7 months ago
@wingterd2 it has 49 and like 29 are
Pr1ddyboy 7 months ago
Gonna see them on the 24th! =D Fuckin excited!!!!!!!
blinkfan4ever 2 years ago
LOL 6:22
GrahamTurismo 2 years ago
fuckin 6 more days
bojIM4201 2 years ago
untill what?
JMort95 2 years ago
Funny as hell
punkdude999 2 years ago
Fuck u tom
We fuckin hate u
Youre gonna burn in hell and die a horrible firey death
Cause we think your a stupid peice of shit
......................................I heard dat
punkdude999 2 years ago
hahahahahahaha best thing i've ever heard in my life :L
Lewi121212 2 years ago 2
I LOVE THEM SO MUCHHHHHHHHHHH
allstarcoral 2 years ago
these guys are too funny.
costelai 2 years ago
Blink = Funniest band ever
182 = Best number ever
Blink 182 = Funniest band ever with the best number attached to it
HAHAHAHAHAHA..... I feel drunk
punkdude999 2 years ago 2
U SAID IT BEST SON.
teaforone 2 years ago
all the ladys in the "ho-ioucyufdhjgfcgfs...se"
melgibsonswonderpet 2 years ago
i love this.
Floodzone004 2 years ago
ava isnt over its on hold but fuck that
BLINK IS BACK
patrack1990 2 years ago 31
I AGREE!!!!
BLINK FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!
punkdude999 2 years ago 8
@patrack1990 It's over after LOVE part 2
Kreason95 10 months ago
_o_ guys sorry to say but there going back to ther old school ways aka punk agien
a.v.a is over i think -o-'
yourpetmom 2 years ago
they are still around , AVA brings an album out by the end of the year, at least thats what i heard
thundaq 2 years ago
its been changed to 2010 now i think
singbluesier 2 years ago
yeah and there are ecen havin a movie in 2010
byfsamtack50reggie 2 years ago
for real?
blinkdude182 2 years ago
yep they were talkin for a longtime bout it but after blink got back together they stopped talkin. i dont know if it is a doumentary
byfsamtack50reggie 2 years ago
Tom: buuuuuurp
Tom: excuse me!
Mark: excuse tom!
HAHAH
furionn 2 years ago 3
lmao whose at the end? with the deep voice? is that tom? wow. XD omg theyre awesome
YashieMaru 2 years ago
Do you guys think there will be "Words of Wisdom" on their new tour, or are they too mature?
cooliodiddy 3 years ago
nah, maybe alittle.. But I think they still would be.
DCMA247 2 years ago
this was just great. i love it
jill2cool1 3 years ago
i hope on the new album tom sings the way he did before Angels & Airwaves. It would be nice to hear his high pitched voice in a song again.
FallenAstronaut 3 years ago 4
i FUCKING died !
i found this last night.
i wacthed it 9 times !!!
I LOVE BLINK !
Xblink18twoX 3 years ago
there's no metal strong enough to be teeth on any kind of electric shaver:p
thundaq 3 years ago
Im like so glad they r back.. so someday, I can hear their words of wisdom
JulianKingOfNothing 3 years ago
THEY ARE back together!! more words of wisdom
fuktop82 3 years ago
Tom -Hey, you've got giant boobs, and I doubt ur 18. Do ya have a note from ur mum? I wanna meet ur mom-
ROFL
YoungBass182 3 years ago
all i know is their back togehtier and thats fuckign awesome
gunslinger713 3 years ago 2
they all go after 1 track on the regular list of songs right?
this next song is for all the ladies in the hooaaauuuzeehouse? (whats my age again?)
is that right?
mynameistomilk 3 years ago
wow this is great
gunslinger713 3 years ago
LETS HEAR IT FOR NOT WIPING!!! hahahaha
TJRice08 3 years ago
santa claus is gonna come rape your dog...that made my day
turbo91916 3 years ago 35
mark has no hair on any part of his body but has a fucken wolverine on his balls.
mynameistomilk 3 years ago 4
@turbo91916 Hooray for dogs!
danielmarc08 10 months ago
this was a 48 track cd... 28 of the tracks were this and i love ittt
jontetreault 3 years ago 2
AWESOME.
zemadgalz 3 years ago
this next song is for all the ladies in the HEEEEAAAHOOOOZEEEHOUSE!
mynameistomilk 3 years ago 6
Great shit, they're just running on adrenaline. And they're makin this stuff up as they go. So funny. Too much, R.I.P. Blink 182.
Japanfan4saken 3 years ago
FUK FUK SHIT FUK lol
spitty4986 3 years ago
Mark: Someone lost a Contact
Tom: I lost My Virginity
Mark: Keep an Eye Out For It
LOL
benslastmile1 3 years ago 4
I really enjoyed this. :D
complikate6 3 years ago
"You have got giant boobs and I doubt you're 18, do you have a note from your mom, I want to meet your mom... " LOL
ShinobiBoiX 3 years ago 2
lolz
funny tune
d3athspirit 3 years ago