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  • He does look like Jesus...

  • Looks like someone got ressurected.

  • and Ellen went straight for that day. lol

  • Ok I'm so relieved that I'm not the only one who thinks he looks like jesus for a second I thought I had found jesus............... literaly!.

  • that was a funny I like it! im glad you uploaded it! It would be cool If you can check out my vid. that would be awesome!

  • ok, let me just say i'm so glad to hear that i'm not the only one who thinks he looks like jesus. haha. i love him so much and i'm very excited that he's on 2 and a half men :]

  • Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

  • Oh. Auston... I always new that he'd make a good Charlie...

  • @21kambree he's not playing charlie... awkward

  • @ReikokuXCM

    um yeah he is, you really havent been reading your paper have you?

  • @21kambree really then why'd they have a funeral in the opening of the new season for charlie? ashton is playing an internet billionaire named walden schmidt, looks like you need to read the paper and catch up on your facts.

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  • OMG Naked Jesus :O

  • Full!!!!!!!!

  • love the jonas brothers in the back ground

  • LOL OMG he so OUT OF IT!!! LOVE IT FUNNY

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  • really?

  • i bet portia wants to kill ashton for arousing her woman! HA!

  • omg

  • what's with ashton and jesus? he's just hott yeaa

  • :D I LOVE YOU ELLEN

  • lol he looks like jesus

  • BUUUUUUURN!

  • If it looks like Jesus and walks around in a robe like Jesus, then its Jesus xD

  • holy shit i thought i was gonna see this dick when he dropped the rope ... i was like: oh no!!! but ofc they cut it :P

  • Ashton is so hot,but so mean to end the video at that point ! :)

  • now thats a teaser!

  • everyone thought the same thing as me :L

    'he looks like jesus'

  • jesus wasn't white, idiots :D

  • @Misssummersong

    Idiots?

    I didn't know there was a set race for him.. But, some people do believe he was white. That's just what they believe, that doesn't make them an idiot.

  • @Kayla11320 Jesus was not white , he was ethnically Semitic (Hebrew). This means his physical appearance was the same as every other ethnically Aramaic person: olive complected with dark, straight hair. thats just common knowledge btw ;)

  • he looks like Dave Grohl. and that's a compliment.

  • The fact that most of the comments are talking about him looking like Jesus...is annoying. BUT OMFG! ASHTON..? Nice to know Jesus was on that 70's show. I feel a lil better watching it now.

  • "he looks like jesus" - yeah no shit, ur all so creative...

  • he looks like jesus

  • First time I saw him on the new like that I was like "Jesus?!?!?!?"

  • I would mortgage my house to have just one hour with him naked with me underneath him.

  • @NMWMN Homo creep..

  • @meherdad ... I'M FEMALE - ASSHOLE!

  • @NMWMN Ohok..SLUT.

  • Do you think he has Ellen pants on?

  • nosebled....all over the floor o3o

  • what happened to his beautiful face? =(

  • I was gonna post that he looks like Jesus, but apparently everybody else thought the same thing o.o

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  • wait ellen you didnt let me quite catch the last part darnit your sneaky ellen ;P

  • Everytime I see him it reminds me of that 70s show....LOL

  • JESUS?!

  • omg he looks like jesus

  • How do you know Jesus's face?

  • ich habs schon gesehen auf vox glaub ich oder pro7??? crazy****

  • Oh, my, word. He looks so sexy with a beard.8D

  • what the f***??????????????????

  • Jesus, he's hot.

    (Get it xD?)

  • so, i'm clearly not the only one who thinks he looks like "jesus" ...

  • It's so unfair. I'm living in Holland so I can't see it "live"!

  • @daffie15 same here :(

  • Ellen, u should really put Conor maynard in your show. He's a really talented and famous singer in youtube. please put him on your show.

  • looks like fun,I will be watching on Monday,thanks Old Man Steve

  • I read the comments and then my brother came in and said: IS THIS JESUS!? hahahahahha

  • @lovedjagain hahahaha xD

  • he looks like jesus!

  • hi im a lovely boy and new to youtube..wanna sub me plzzz??

  • @subbabes no

  • Jeezus

    

  • DOES ELLEN DONATE BABY DIAPERS....?

  • my lord and savior...thou hast risen!

  • ashton a male slut lol, he is funny though

  • He got facial hair ! :O

  • he looks like Jesus for two and a half men

  • can't waittt!!!

  • Ellen please! Don't do this to all us!!

  • There's 318 Votes But Only 304 Views?! Youtube,You Gotta Be Kidding Me!

  • Hahahahha luv yeahh

  • ELLEN U NEED TO STOP TEASING US!!!!! >o<

  • KELSO!!!!!!

  • oh ellen, you're such a tease! let us see the full ashton :P

  • shittt i thought it was jesus LOL!

  • he looks like jesus

  • Kelso is back people!

  • This video has 304 view and 302 Ratings. What the goddamn hell.

  • at first i thought JESUS n ELLEN O.O

  • @jacklynku me too.!!! ahhaa!

  • ashton: I just figured that Im going to do everything nude for now on

    ellen: I dont know if thats a good idea...I mean really? really?

    me: no ellen!! thats a flippin FANTASTIC idea!!

    He's so awesome! =)

  • OMG OMG OMG OMG I LOVEEE HIM IM SOO IN LOVE!!!!ASHHHHH

  • hahaha

  • Personally  I like nude Ashton better...yea...

  • I would like that X1000 ;P

  • Thumbs up if your the 304 viewer :)

  • he looks like jesus!

  • @tangkag879 they already said that..... sooo ur to late *________*

  • @ZenaIssa even do im late i still have a right to comment

  • Holy S*** Jesus has returned!! O.O ... aparantley the world will end ;)

  • i would be scared to do that o.o

  • Where did you know how Jesus looks like ?! -.-'

  • Jesus?

  • oh son of a b-...

  • omg, it's jesus.

  • Both top comments are the same.. Commentception.

  • shopping789xoxo Thanks, i just went and watched. So funny!

  • the top comments are the sam e wow scary

  • sweet Jesus!

  • haha kelso...

  • yes he looks like jesus. we know. now shut up

  • hey ellen u should have 14 year old jillian torres on your show

  • "he looks like jesus" really i didn't catch that the first 20 times -__-

  • @ReikokuXCM he looks like je.. oh.. nevermind..

  • @ReikokuXCM "jesus" with little letter??? OMG...

  • Dude omg he looks like Jesus lol

  • He looks like a HOT Jesus to me. LOL.

  • He looks like Jesus. ^__^

  • YESSS!!!!! My dreams have finally came true!

  • @nickib2009 hahahaha MINE TOO!

  • Three people can't grow beards like him. x)

  • omgg he needs to shave!!!!! i hate him like thiss ewww

  • FML top comments are the same.

  • @TheKz555 what does FML stand for?

  • @coolioh101XOXO Fuck My Life

  • @coolioh101XOXO fuck my life

  • @TheKz555 NO THEY ARENT.... :I

  • @TheEllenShow You should check out Lia Marie Johnson. She is one of the girls from The Fine Bros show "Kids React" on youtube. Lia is really good at singing and she has videos on her channel @liamariejohnson. Lia also acts and has been in commercials and short videos. She also makes funny Vlogs and usually has new videos every week. She is getting more popular every day on youtube, facebook, and twitter. I hope you check her out.

  • OMG jesus is that you.......

  • the top comment is the same O_O

  • the actual video is on e!'s youtube channel enews haha it shows what happens after

  • Jesus Can Act? O.o

  • i saw ashton in a robe in my inbox and the title was "the full ashton", so I was super excited! Then I realized it was from the ellen show, and i knew i wouldnt get any action. :/

  • I LOVE YOU ASHTON!

  • he IS Jesus.

    

  • Omg Jesus

  • Omg hahahaha

  • thumbs up if the first thing you thought of was 'woahh, it's Jesus!'

  • Ellen rocks

  • THUMBS UP IF HE CAN'T REPLACE CHARLIE SHEEN!!

  • JESUS

  • oh Come on ! you cut the best part of it ! ahah xD

  • WHEN IS BEYONCÉ GOING TO ELLEN???!!!

  • cannot wait for a new season! GO ELLEN :)) <3

  • lol

  • He looks like Jesus.

  • @UnicornXXI Hahha sure he does... it reminds me of the parody track of like a g6.... i think its like a jesus :P

  • @UnicornXXI lol

  • what happens then..? xD

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  • @UnicornXXI There is one of two problems here. Either you've been watching too much Disney Channel. Are your long overdue for some serious eye surgery. My God... everyone knows that Jesus was a black man.

  • @TheStarGardian that made me lol

  • @UnicornXXI Have you ever seen Jesus you stupid Christian?

  • @UnicornXXI You've seen Jesus?

  • @Gurksterful omg lol she has seen jesus twice i guess

  • @Gurksterful Of course he is Jesus...because the moment he disrobed, the entire room went white. I mean come on - who else has that ability to light up a whole place?

  • @Gurksterful i think unicorn meant to say she saw Ashton who looked like Jesus

  • @tinkerbell6240 But in order for them to know that Ashton looks like Jesus, they must also have seen Jesus to know what Jesus looked like.

  • JESUS CHRIST! Get it... because he looks like jesus... yeah that was lame.

  • cant wait for the new season! must be more awesome than before! YAY!

  • ASHTONS FOLLOWING ME ON TWITTER, I HONESTLY AM OBSESSED WITH HIM

  • me likey

  • shave!!!

  • SHAVE

  • He needs to fucking shave!!

  • omf he looks like jesus

  • DONT HIDE UR CUTNESS WITH THAT BEARD!

    

  • WE BEG YOU!

    SHAVE!

  • ELLEN WHY DONT U AIR IN LONDON!!!!! :(

  • I saw the thumbnail, and I thought it was Ellen and Jesus...

  • @dihfer ur not ! Haha

  • i loooovvvveeee ashton!!!!! And i cannot wait till monday!!!!!

  • I thought Ellen was with Jesus.

  • @gabytheloca haha me too