SVU. Munch season 8 quotes

[superdavorayuki]

It's like reverse pedophilia! I like him!

[sexywildcat21]

If I was her I would say "Let's get dirty, old man!" ;)

[sexywildcat21]

Munch is HOT !!! *rawrs*

[MokeyMokey21]

I would totally have his love child!

[sexywildcat21]

"Shut up dirty old man!" "Who are you calling old?"

[mrsprinceton12]

LOVE HIM THE MOSTEST!

[codename617]

i hated the kids in the drinking episode. THey were all so stupid. Just a bunch of stupid little kids who got drunk and then MADE A VIDEO ABOUT IT and POSTED IT ON THE WEB while BASHING the JUDGE who told them if they DRINK AGAIN, then THEY WOULD BE IN BIGGER TROUOBLE!!!

And the mother sleeping with her daughters so-called friends.

[pielover953]

the river got in the way, who you calling old, some people shouldn't be allowed to drink coffee...lol he is funny!

[Rmdom0Gal]

The river got in the way lol

[BartmanMC]

Van tried to take a shortcut to Brooklyn, the river got in the way

[KruegerLot]

I know I can't pick my relatives, but I would want him as my uncle or my grand-dad's brother he never talks about unless he's on a rant.

[Urbanledgend12]

"Who you calling old?" xD

Haha. Munch is too funny.

[R3Oliver]

STOP PUTTING MUSIC BEHIND!! IF I WANTED TO LISTEN TO MUSIC.. ID LISTEN TO MUSIC!!

[R3Oliver]

STOP PUTTING MUSIC BEHIND!! IF I WANTED TO LISTEN TO MUSIC.. ID LISTEN TO MUSIC!!

[hanfan26]

What episode is 0:37 from?

[CvYoung]

@hanfan26 Infiltrated

[hina475]

does anyone know the ep where Munch helps a lady in a wheel chair??

[ScepticMisanthropist]

@hina475 I just watched the one you are probably talking about. Season 6 ep 22 'Parts'. The lady is in need of a kidney transplant and munch tries to get her one. The female character was in an earlier episode in the season as a murder suspect, but whether she appears in a later episode i don't know.

[trewerd]

Know what? I'd watch a show about Munch and Fin. Who cares about Elliot and 'Liv? Munch n' Fin is where the gold happens.

[simpsonman956]

1:17 "Hey I may be dirty and old but...... umm...... what was that third thing you said?" XD simpsons reference. Seriously though thanx for posting this man. Munch is like the most underrated guy on television. He's so funny and yet they hardly ever use him.

[ryannejade1]

munch is so ho you calling old

[Darkcailin]

"Shut up you dirty old man" - girl

"hey who are you calling old?" -Munch

Haha lol =) Got to love him =)

[Bisected8]

It's a shame they stopped giving him those awesome lines in the later seasons andd just turned him and Wong into the show's token "Don't burn everyone a child points the finger at at the stake" guys.

[Fluffehkitten]

Who you callin' old?

[chambersinger38]

lol, i love him

[gwylliion]

0:32 = HAHA

[ratbatblue555]

richard belzer is a bad actor

[Bisected8]

@ratbatblue555 You're a bad troll. I guess it's all relative.

[xkellygaffneyx]

I didn't really get into Munch before but now that I have a sister who adores him, I'm warming up to him. This is great nice.

[theamaranthinepoet]

This is so great!! The music was really distracting, though...

Love Munch! He's so sexy!

[MunchGirl42]

1:14 lol shut up you dirty old man

Who you callin old-munch

love it

[cfink910]

Love the clips but hard to hear because that music is SOOO annoying!!!

[wepiret]

1.15

HAAHAHAHA!

[gwylliion]

"Shut up you dirty old man."

"Who you callin' old?"-Munch

haha

[TimsVideos17]

Munch was a lot funnier on Homicide: Life on the Street. He's really underused on SVU.

[mlehigg]

haha i just watched this hilarious one

Munch: Can I go now?

Stabler: Yeah

Munch: If anyone needs me I'll be in the porcelain reading room.

Munch cracks me up so much

[DanMarie96]

what ep is 1.20?

1.27?

[omalor]

1:20 is from episode "responsible" the one about teens consuming alcohol

not sure about 1:27

[BeautifulDecember]

"Who you callin' old?" Love it.

[blondebabe200708]

love knows no age!! if i had the chance i would tell him i love him!! Belz is the GREATEST MOST AMAZING PERSON EVER!! & HE IS SOOOO GORGEOUS!!!

[toughgalzcry2]

I FREAKIN LOVE MUNCH!!

[Kelster711]

He's too old for me, but that doesn't matter right? He's still hot!

[potophan2006]

something about him, he's extraordinarily hot.

[XxMissNoNamexX]

Hottest thing on the face of the planet, this guy.

OH, I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!

But he's old enough to be my grandfather. Then again, love knows no age, right?

Right.

[TheMunchfan]

amen to that!!!!!

what's the total opposite of a cougar? like a girl that likes older dudes? that's me....

MUNCH ROCKS!!!

[nyvbyay]

CAT

[ToruKun1]

I think it's called a kitten...or a grave-robber...or you just have an Elektra complex...XD

I HAVE PERVERSE SMEXUAL LUST FOAR MUNCH TOO!!!! :DDDD

[blondebabe200708]

@XxMissNoNamexX hahah I definitely agree with you!!!

in all parts of that!!!! :D

[PantsuGirl]

Best character on SVU =)

[blondebabe200708]

munch doesnt need to refute the dirty & he mite be old but god is he HOT

[XxElliotandOliviaxX]

eww hahah. OMG hugh laurie is hot!(off topic but had to share)

[Hidethetruth]

The CIA wants it that way... LOL

[Evanescing]

Haha, gotta love Munch, he's always got a comeback.

Does anyone know what episode is 1:17 from?

[XxElliotandOliviaxX]

responsible

(good ep.!)

[Evanescing]

Thanks =)

[mguza08]

"Van tried to take a short cut to Brooklyn but the river got in the way."

I love that man.

I like how he doesn't refute the "dirty" part, only the "old."

[dracosbadgirl]

Munch is so freaking awesome.

"who are you calling old?"

[mariskamagdolinah]

ah, munch

[Bloodflooder]

why the hell do people put music behind these damn videos when the point of watching is not for music but to LISTEN TO WHAT THEY'RE SAYING?!!!

[giddy1346]

They put music in the background so they dont get copyright and the video dosent get deleted

[NataliaMarie24]

ha ha... gotta love him

[leonidasaa]

Who you calling old?

[cne08]

John Munch is awsome!

[BrazilRulez93]

I LOVE HIM HES SO HILAROUS

[jerrysaries328]

have to say, i like elliot first, but Munch is definitely the second coolest guy on the planet. pity he doesn't get as much screen time as he deserves... but that would be like half the show right there. Go Intrepid det. Munch!

[mariskarox]

yeah well munch is gonna get more screen time on svu cuz hes back to being fins partner oh the good times i cant wait tomorrow si the new season how time flew by huh

[AnimeChanTS]

what? when are they gonna split em up? (im in the 5th season)

plz tell me when..

[Lions0720]

He's my second favorite SVU detective (Olivia's my first!)

[DjGemzi2k8]

Yeah Munch is my second 2.

[NUMB3RSLUV3R]

Well, Munch is my first :)

[mariskarox]

munch is hilarious i just love him and fin

[bibitibi]

i loovee him <3

greaat joob LOL =)

he is so funny,

"who are you calling old?" LOL

[sarah8721]

munch is sooo funny with all of hs one liners

[iconoclast523]

Love this! God, Munch is my hero...-ms

[jasonisrobin234]

what the song ? This is great lol

[TrishyxLou]

hehe "who you calling old"

[mariskarox]

haha thats my fav so cute

[xsasukex]

this sucked with the music in the Background

[mariskarox]

hilarious hes one of my favs on svu of of course elliot is number one, the who you calling old is too cute

[nicolediv]

ha ha. i love munch!! he was the main reason i watched svu when mariska was on her maternity leave......really funny!

[ninous]

ha ha i love munch and fin together i miss those two lake sucks he aint even funny and cant act for nothing he sucks

[ninous]

love munch he so damn funny he always his one liners on the show but its worth it cuz he always makes me laugh, i got something spooky on your spook

[ninous]

damn i cant believe belzer didnt win for fave scene stealer i mean come on hes so damn funny hes always been my fave comedian on svu, i love munch peoples choice awards sucks the people dont know how to pick great comedians

[ninous]

i love munch who you calling old so funny and it looked like he meant it hey girly what the hell

[nicolediv]

phahahahaha i love munch!

[ninous]

hey i got something spooky on your spook, and def the one where fin says my ex can be a pain in the ass, and munch is like well id had some experiences with that, so funny when he talks about his exes

[N734LQ]

Sir, the quotes were great, but I wish the music hadn't been put in. It ruins it. If you re-upload it without music, I'll give you five stars.

[ninous]

shes out having my lovechild, reference to mariska hargitays maternity leave but still funny

[csifan18]

Boy, John Munch is my all-time favorite character on SVU, that's why I watch it all the time :D His quotes are SO FUNNY!!! I like this quote of his: "I thought we Jews had a corner on that market"...LOL, and another quote: "Because the CIA wants it that way"...that was totally random!!! Hahaha....

[ChesterShinoda]

yep, Munch is my favorite SVU character, too!

[csifan18]

And don't forget his partner Fin Tutuola....Chester Lake is alright, even though he gets into some tense arguments, but I really want to see him and Casey Novak hook up together...in a Season 8 episode, the quote went between these two:

Chester Lake: (to Casey)...And I'm gonna buy you dinner!!

Casey Novak: (in response to his quote; smiles) I'm not a cheap date.

Chester Lake: I'll remember that.

[ChesterShinoda]

"shut up, you dirty old man"

"who are you calling old?"

[TheresaLlama]

Divorced 4 times and still a babe. lol

[Munchkin25]

From 1:06 to 1:26, what episode did you get those quotes from? Those were hilarious!!!

It's amazing though, all he had in season 8 were one liners. It sucks that Munch isn't on that often.

[LoVeItSVU]

I'm pretty sure that's dependent. I <3 Munch

[ninous]

no thats from the ep responsible s8. i remember the girl becca, and always love that line who you calling old. lol munch

[KIFulgore]

Ok, but music's too loud and the voice recorded at too high a volume (speech is clipped).

[canadianwritingchik]

Munch is seriously my favorite character on the show.

[GTRfiend26]

at 40 seconds: "Van tried to take a shortcut to Brooklyn. River got in the way." ROFL

[ninous]

that one at 36 seconds when he says about liv shes out having my lovechild, and the who you calling old aways loved those. i love munch, whats he gonna have up his sleeves in the new season.

[sabrii100]

love u Munch! u rock baby! ;)

[ChesterShinoda]

heck yes!!! Munch rocks!!!

[DetectiveMcPDQ]

ROFL!!LOVE IT....He's so funny!!!OMG..

[CaelumRevert]

Pretty good, but the song is a little odd.

My fav quote is at :40.

[whateversup]

Munch is awesome. My fav seasons are the earlier ones though. Thanks for the quotes! :D

[alapkoff]

song ruins it

[nugget96]

That episodes with the drinking teens was such a bad episode.

[dunnavnds]

lol awesome

[leseirenes]

badass.

[mdgillespie]

love this guy

[csivegasfreak]

haha yay!

[SVUchick]

The love child quote is the best! haha ahh munch great vid

[RitaAnne]

I agree said in Munch Style

[elandliv4ever]

Fi- Thanks Chick!!!!!!!!!!!

Muah!