Top Gear - Full 2002 Theme Tune and James May Theme Tune

[DarthJedi2005remixes]

What is it with you people and the "hat" intro?

[overpad1]

Tonight I wear a hat

James wears a hat

and Richard wears a hat ..

[TheLegoman28]

Tongiht, we drive the new Bugatti in Italy

we drive de new Bugatti in France & Switzerland

and we drive the new Bugatti in London

[2349DF]

Tonight, I kill the Miliband Brothers

James invents the cold fusion reactor

and Richard blows up France.

[TheLegoman28]

tonight richard wears a blue hat

james wears a diffrent hat

and i wear a hat with things on it

[ifba100]

tonight, i wear a hat

james wears a another hat

and richard also wears a hat

sorry can't remember how the hat on goes fully :)

[ChrisMolyneaux93]

Tonight, I drive the scariest car in the world.

James drives the least scary car in the world.

And we all drive a car with a monkey on the roof.

[FROSTI3ASAAD]

TONIGHT I EAT A BAGEL LIKE A BOSS

RICHARD..............THE IDIOT RUNS

AND JAMES WELL HE SHITS HIS PANTS IN A CAR

[ItzCashew]

The james May version was made with different car engine noises.

[overpad1]

1:08 what's that farting in the middle? :D

[thatmodelingnerd]

james may's version kind of sounds like dubstep

[deadlyhoboz]

Tonight I drive a car

Slow drives a car

and Hammond gets nort points

[musiccridict]

wait i got the wrong brothers its the allman bros. XD

[musiccridict]

god i forgot what the song name is i know its by the doobie brothers but i cant put my finger on it

[MrLiamb49]

Tonight

Richard wears a hat

James gets hit by a snowball

And I jump of a van

[DMSProduktions]

CAN you say 'Alman Brothers'?

[1fiddy3]

Love the Enzo at the end

[95operation]

the engine part is actually not bad for the first part

[TheLegoAgents3]

Tonight.... Richard drives the new Fiat... I drive a car with no wheels and James has a slight accident.

[exceptionalconcepts]

TONIGHT ! I WEAR A HAT. JAMES WEARS A HAT. AND RICHARD.... WEARS A HAT

[samlim94]

Tonight I work on the gas station as a boss

James makes a mistake for putting the diesal fuels into the gasoline powered vehicle,

Richard Hammond suspended from Gas station and works at the hamster shop.

[hovermanification]

pooooooooooo



[MrAlarmklock]

tonight... i wear some goggles, Richard falls down a small slope, and James says hello to a man

[rachael598]

I couldnt even hear jameas may version its just noice

[FLAME4564]

LOL XD HAAHAHAHAHHAAH CX LOL how many songs that have been submited on this site ever had a more amusing tune than that XD LMAO CX

[doctorjones300]

Tonight...

James drives a milk float,

Richard says 'look out' backwards (tuo kooool!)

And I cut my finger in aluminium (owww BEEP BEEP!!)

[thuntking]

I like James version better O_o

[FMAVYCSGDH]

lololololololololol awesome! james did that a few years ago? i just saw the episode for the first time last night....wow....

[DarthJedi2005remixes]

@FMAVYCSGDH Yeah, I think it was made in 2004 or 2005, but don't quote me on that!

[twix9754]

Tonight I drive a car

James jumps a ditch and

Richard says hi

[MontyBurns1865]

James Mays version of the song sounded a bit like the proper song at the beggening but for the rest of it it just sounded like a noise and at the end it was just a car accelerating.

[ChrisMolyneaux93]

Tonight!

We throw a chair over a hedge.

And for the first time ever, the Bugatti Veyron will race the McLaren F1.

[ragsco18]

love the bit @1:12

[bartybum]

LOL AT THE FART NOISE

[skepticswastika1121]

Some say that when he sees a beautiful women, one of his legs grows longer, and he is The Stig!

[mattcef99]

@skepticswastika1121 nOT A FART NOISE

[legomailman]

doesnt he have two you know the one he plays on the piano?

[paratrooper95]

Tonight:

I get scared half to death on our track

we host our own art exhibition

and the world champion is in our resonably priced car

(series 14, episode 5)

[FallowerofHank]

Tonight:

Our track is a bit Foggy

A man eats a snack

And we move about in a Caravan!

[IndyB25]

Tonight

Ben...argh...I mean The Stig drives a car.

Richard eats a sandwich

James dives into a Ferrari

[dtihkse]

tonight:

james wears a hat.

richard wears a different hat

and i wear a hat with things on it

[TheAnonymous6818]

@1998PROPHET Duh

[XxArmedwithwingsxX]

noise......FART

[jpalmer999]

First one

[CAPTAIN07DRAGON]

Powwwwwweeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrr!!­!!!!

[dylan0008ROBLOX]

Just a noise

[FLAME4564]

XD LOL first time ive ever heard such a theme tune do a fart on the entire internet in the past 60 years XD

[OtherRealmer]

Some of it was quite good. There were some strange farts though.

[XDcomequeso]

I just heard it for first time on TV today... And can't stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!!

[CrashMarket]

I like The Allman Bros but of all the songs in the world, I wonder how they just happend to pick that one,just the laid back instrumental tune Jessica..It is a good song for cruising down the highway,so maybe that is why..

[alief54]

Tonight:

Richard goes to Somalia to test their own national car

James will racing with 80 year old grandpa in Morris Marina

And I'm going to destroy our studio with some explosions

[gunnerz0110]

James, the king of slow XD

[cLick1333]

I loved how they played it on the credits roll of that episode too.

[XDcomequeso]

@cLick1333 Yus, best part xD

[TheNickkill]

14 people suck



[joesicking24]

god whats the band that made this accually this remix song not the allmand brothers band

[jamesbagatel]

For a new twist on this amazing track Jessica please take a look at my version on my channel

[MultiRanger88]

lol

james



[multipower8585]

1:08 - 1:09 soooo funny

[michaelfergusonuk]

(Laugh), i'd forgotten how amusing this variation was (&... smelly ffuuuwahhh!! ; )

Shame there isn't a full version of the Current (or the pre 2002) Theme.

[94Princesi]

I love TopGear theme songs I love them.

[TheDStraits]

Some parts actually are quite simular...

[1zCF]

1:08 i ROFLed when i saw that on the TV. It sounds like a fart xD

[RWmods]

I remember this episode :P

[frieslans]

tonight on top gear can a ferrari beat a koeningsegg??

[MrrCr74ever]

BEAUTIFUL SONG!!!!!!!

[xxczerxx]

lol at 0:14 i said "Tonight!....: in jeremy's voice subconsciously

[Damocles178]

Wow I didn't know James May had tried to recreate the song years ago. I only saw the particular episode yesterday so I initially thought it was very recent till I found this video ; well you learn something new everyday :)

[Nicole4700]

lol omg that sounded nothing like it but it is funny to listen to

[linuxuser432]

actually this is the 2008 version of the song nor the 2002

[DarthJedi2005remixes]

@linuxuser432 There's no difference - it's EXACTLY the same.

[linuxuser432]

@DarthJedi2005remixes i'm so sorry but the 2002 version is lower pitched at the begin;the 2008 one is a bit hi pitched at the begin.cheers

[DarthJedi2005remixes]

@linuxuser432 Sorry, but I'd like proof please. I've seen most - if not all - of the Top Gear episodes from 2002, and the theme hasn't changed once.

[linuxuser432]

@DarthJedi2005remixes okay i don't said the 2002 version is low pitched but i watched a 2006 episode and the begin was a bit low pitched.you may be right but wut about these episodes?

[Cippppyy]

I love this :X Discovery it's the best :X

[ickerHun]

James May is the best!

[Mysticalseacreature]

1:14 did someone fart?

[DeltaPhi79]

@Mysticalseacreature Car rev. :D

[djaism]

1:07 hahahahaahahahahhaahhaahahahah­ahahhahahahahahahha....xD

[djaism]

Fart?:DDDD

[Sammyy46]

WHAT'S THAT FART IN THE MIDDLE!?

[ketelaarproducties10]

ah well.....james tried though

[sniperguyz]

On tonights show......

[blueflames227]

captain slow can do something

[WC7495]

Just saw this episode on BBC. Very neat idea. If it was properly EQ'd and such it would be WONDERFUL. Big ups to James for being the odd one in the bunch lol.

[mhobbit]

TONIGHT!!!!!

[Purplemonkeyonabike]

it was a good idea

but it didnt turn

[johnflaherty]

@Purplemonkeyonabike "Ambitious, but rubbish" is their motto.

[Purplemonkeyonabike]

@johnflaherty and it seriously makes sense

[willis9615]

1:08 LOL

[timds6]

All i could hear is the ferrari enzo in james may's version lol

[Skavenload]

you can hear some of the rythem in the car version q;

[qantas130]

Hmm started good then wrecked it

[razvanalex07]

the begining is good but the finish not so :))

[kitkat1740]

i love top but i am only ten and i got tickets to topgear live

[rcexpert4]

at 1:09 it hears like a fart

[rcexpert4]

at 1:09 it hears like a fart

[LURCHMEISTER]

That is an amazing version and should be used as the opening sequence in the next series

Yours

James May

[nov3019892008]

james mays version is a pile of horse shit

[roryos]

@nov3019892008 *cough* The Allman brothers band original was better *cough* :DDD

[nhaywardlufc]

james may = legend

[MultiSlb]

james may music rocks!!!!!

[germino777]

where could i get a free mp3 download to James May's version of the song

[35356654757574362523]

@germino777

download this video here and rip the audio from it and cut it.

[germino777]

@35356654757574362523 what do you mean here? the youtube video downloader?

[35356654757574362523]

@germino777

go to cnet and download the programs called "YouTube Downloader" and

"WavePad Sound Editor"

Youtube downloader is free and lets you download videos and then it will convert it to other formats including MP3.

Then use Wave Pad Sound editor to cut out James's audio from the complete MP3 track.

[DarthJedi2005]

@germino777 Alternatively, search WayBack Machine on Google and type in the URL of the BBC Top Gear website. Click on one of the ones in 2005-2006, and it should take you to the old Top Gear website, where there is a link to download the file.

[germino777]

@DarthJedi2005 thank you i got it

[99999Evolution]

@germino777 Download it with youtube downloader,convert it into MP3 don't forget to cut it(if you only want the car engine ver.)

[TheAbon99]

@germino777 Just go on Fetchmp3.com

[Chenstrapftw]

if he would gotten notes of gthe correct pitch this would of been marvelous

[Skates1032]

well you would have to call this music because music is humanly organised sound.. so technically it is music.. but it sounds more like noise to me...

[AICabal]

Listen carefully enough and you really can pick out parts of the theme tune. Top job James.

[Snagprophet]

They should've had the episode after it start with that engine version.

[myxomatoesex]

That was actually pretty good considering he used cars! I can only hear it if I pair it with the theme song in my head, though.

[Veyron722skyhook]

1:08 I wasn't expecting that.

[tylerwilliams14]

sounds like someone ripping mega ass

[gypzyboi123]

u are a dick and sad

[julio9991]

that bit right at the end sounds so nice probably a ferarri

[nunchuckerz]

yea you can hear all the same notes

[D1sturb1a]

i hear no resemblance.

[MrSpeedysam60]

thats the point (duh)

[TheCZEMammoth]

noise is my choise! :D

[luvmakesasubaru]

James May makes the show all more interesting!

[MScott2273]

@luvmakesasubaru "Oh! I hope I'm faster than Captain Slow...." awesome

[pilif25]

@luvmakesasubaru They all do ;p

[BVW16]

what james may has done has made a car sound like a fat talentless shop assistant farting

[DarthJedi2005]

Hmmm... I wonder where I've heard that quote before....! ;-)

[saab1255]

@DarthJedi2005 From J. Clarkson. HAHA!

[MrCookieSeller]

@DarthJedi2005 i believe you heard that when james and jeremy was reviewing the Honda S2000 xD

[AlbinoCaterpillar]

James May is the best! Does no one remember Jason Rowe!

[wab181]

Jason Dawe ;)

[whatthehallbetch]

no, no one remembers fatty mcgee

[AlbinoCaterpillar]

Poor Rowe...

[whatthehallbetch]

im joking, he was okay

[klippy12345]

Best Show Ever and catchy tune!

[EA33205]

Allman Brothers - Jessica

[andrewatchison1991]

hmm

[J4KEH4M]

why didn't they change the theme tune from Jessica, to James's 1?

I PMSL when ever i hear James's theme.

[OhNoNotMyPenis]

1:08 sounds like a fart

was a great attempt from James tho

[biggboots]

richard is in a midlife crisis lol

[kurumbaya]

James really is weird...XD

[ferrari1235]

nah,hes cool

[familyguyrocks200]

idginious

[PPPrulez]

Tonight,,,James May drives while holding a keyboard! :)

[legodude9163]

what do you mean?

[PPPrulez]

@legodude9163 im guessing youtube screwed up again some1 said about the stig some say he hasnt got a bladder its meant to appear under the comment it was replying to

[valissi]

Is that "Jessic

a"riff played on a F1 engine?

[DarthJedi2005]

No, it's a "composition" (I use it in the vaguest possible sense) by James May, using pretty much every car available to him in late 2005.

[Midnightclub3king]

Some say...he sleeps inside out!

[J4KEH4M]

& that he has 3 testes...

[Midnightclub3king]

all we know is...he's called The Stig!

[J4KEH4M]

all we know is... he's not the Sig, but he is the Stigs, YouTubeing cousin!

[Midnightclub3king]

Dind't know there was a Stig that is on Youtube XD

[J4KEH4M]

Some say... i made it up!

[zephenxd147]

Some say - The stig should never drive a polo

[ilovepuppyinmypocket]

i wrote to ttop gears channel and all i got wa a letter from dave, I WANT TO TALK TO THE FUCKING HOSTS NOT THE CHANNEL DAVE!

[SgtMustang]

You thought the Top Gear hosts had anything to do with the Youtube Channel?

[ilovepuppyinmypocket]

yes... XD

[t1g9t9g7]

New series starts today on BBC 2!!!!!!!!

[rrtt350]

Stig: Some say, He's wearing panties under his race pants, But all we know, He's called THE STIG!

[rugbyanden]

1:08 !!!!

[joe89nufc]

the fart lol

[Francis2061]

lol. good effort James but no gold star:-)

[tommylad1231]

I like the stig "some say he doesnt have a bladder!"

[PPPrulez]

but he does because in the kit car challenge he went into the mens toilets :O!

[J4KEH4M]

some say... he is powerd by those little purple things in the urinals & he needed to power back up.

[klippy12345]

I LUV TOP GEAR JREREMY IS SO FUNNY!!

[MASTERDARTHSONIX]

I DONT get it BBC dosnt let americans watch top gear any more

[JamboRanger]

Well it is a british show why don't the americans create their own version of it after all they do copy british tv alot

[MASTERDARTHSONIX]

trust me if there was an american version of top gear it would have rednecks talking about AMURINCAN TRuCKS

[J4KEH4M]

"iiin diiis truuk we got a biig V8, buuut iin diiis truuk wes gots us a a even biiger V8!!

if uuurr carefuullm uu maayy geet the MPG upp to 0.5!"

[bluetardis4402]

james version is funny, and i love first one.

btw dose anyone know if theres a lambo in the second theme?

[hydo1]

noise

[klippy12345]

LOL JAMES IS SUCH A WEIRDO

[paulteutuljunior88]

hello and welcome :D

TONIGHT....