Most Interesting Man In The World

[uwlwsrpm]

He once tricked the Old Spice Man into using Olay.

[MightyMouse4466]

I don't always shit in the shower, but when I do I always stomp it down the drain. Stay dirty my friends.

[mr208573]

Watch out Chuck Norris!

[jimfromearth]

He never wears underware. He once was married to two beautiful morman girls but he had to

sold one. A sperm bank offer him a $1000,000.000 for just a tube.He refused to do commercials for Geico. He is always dismissed from jury duty. He can go up to 4 days without taking a leak. Arnold Schwartzneger was his understudy. He usually takes a bath in jello. and finally He once bedded down all the miss universe contestants at one time.

[ThePostalDudeist]

I don't always comment on videos, but when I do, I usually get the top comment.

[ponchoballer]

the rim around his toilet is always warm

[bb120308]

I don't usually make cakes, but when I do, I make sure that they are a lie.

[Domokon]

I don't always ask for 'likes' on YouTube. But when I do, it's because I'm an attention whore.

[olafvisser]

@Domokon; spread the word, brotha!

[red123monkey]

I don't always eat jalapenos, but when I do my bunghole burns after a poop.

[rad3xl]

I saw this guy on Kill Bill Vol. 2.

[MrThaBaws]

i don't always fart on cold windows, but when i do, i make sure to lick the condensation

[TheNukaColaQuantum]

I don't always comment, but when I do, I prefer top thumbs up.

[Hedronox]

I don't always drink beer, but when I do I usually perfer Dos Equis to the knee.

[ChinaLake100]

I don't always search commercials, but when I do, I prefer Dos Eqis.

[RuckasNucka1100]

I dont always drink beer, so you should probably not value my opinion of it highly.

[shikamaruzabuza]

He says : stay thirsty, my friends so he actually says : dont drink

[khatchup2me]

best version watch?v=mCYxUv_AXHI

[GamingCartoonBros]

I don't always finish a sentence, but when i do

[VonHackenbush13]

this works on planes of course as well...staying virus free trumps manners sometimes....

[VonHackenbush13]

When there's a long line at the pubs unisex bathroom, and there's a hot chick behind me, I don't offer for her to go 1st, I go in and usually find a toilet seat with some other dude's wee all over it....don't touch, just flip the seat up with your right shoe...pee away son, not your mess, and sure she'll think you're a pig for leaving the seat up, but will know it wasn't you that caused her to perform an arial drop whilst in high heels...."stay clean my friend"....

[Isaidthat65]

he once pissed in a cup, they called it Gatorade.

[FreestylaBoy]

I don't always go out Adventure, but when I do, I take arrow to my knees

[richtermcgraves]

I don't always sleep overnight. But when I do, it's morning already.

[btrballin]

I always don't drink beer, but when i do, i take an arrow to knee

[Dncemnky]

he doesn't pay taxes, government pays HIM to live in their country

[samnexus]

I don't always scream, but when I do, FUS RO DA

[gogolplex74]

I don't always finish sentences, but when I do

[MrYts123]

what is the song in the backround?????

[LouieSoraMinecraft]

i dont always press the button, but when i do i never receive any bacon

[GoodBaLIsTicS]

he once ate a oreo........ without any milk

[Rocknroll8777]

If you stay thirsty it's probably because you're dehydrated... beer is not going to help... it will make you more thirsty and more dehydrated... Drink water my friends.

[TheScorpia234]

He is the least interesting man in the world

I don't always drink beer, but when I do I usually stick to a single glass or I begin to feel sick

[sheepyjonezman]

@TheScorpia234 Someone reads XKCD :P

[TheNukaColaQuantum]

I don't always comment, but when I do, it gets top rated.

[killnow80]

I don't drink milk, but when i do, i prefer Dos Titties. Stay thirsty my infants.

[mauriciogarzajr]

I dont always drink beer, but when i do, im usually in a bar with two or three chicks around me with a camera in my face. :D

[kragier]

The sun has to wear glasses.

[gonzalez108]

this is chuck norris's dad

[everybodysuxbutme16]

chuck norris is gonna be piiisssseeeeed.

[JerseyGirl1346]

Umm I saw So Random make a parody of this. "The Coolest Kid in School." Lololol

[ismogivenchy]

Thumbs up if you saw Tom Cruise drink Dos Equis in the last scene of Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol :)

[tennismaster3211]

i dont always take a piss, but when i do, i always piss on the hard part so that it doesnt make noise. stay silent my friends...

thumbs up if you actually do that lol

[PointlessComedy]

@tennismaster3211 lmao! you goof ball



[Orthropox14]

@tennismaster3211 i do but i wonder why

[idioticscheme666]

I thought Chuck Norris was the most interesting man in the world.

[3fatkid]

@idioticscheme666 oh PUH-LEASE! Chuck Norris WISHES he could be Sean Connery!

[idioticscheme666]

@3fatkid ah BITCH PLEASE! Sean Connery WISHES he could still be James Bond!

[kylefer]

@idioticscheme666 he could.

[kylefer]

@idioticscheme666 he could.

[Scarredgraymouse]

I love this meme.

[Wolverine4554]

I don't always pimp slap people, but when I do, I prefer to pimp slap TheBlazeAG.

Stay pimping my friends.

[ThePunisherNWO]

Steve Irwin: I dont always play with sting rays, but when i do i get killed by them.

[ThePunisherNWO]

Casey Anthony: I dont always kill my kids, but when i do i get away with it.

[Baldoxxx4000]

Looks like Fidel Castro.... or some dictator...

[hyperacti]

...for President.

[stephenparallox]

I used to be an interesting man like you, then I took an arrow in the knee

[iori1245]

thumbs up if you took an arrow to the knee

[AirsoftReviewerz]

Stay thirsty my friends *creepy ass smile*

[merflergle]

0:19

Captain Haddock!

[Matt777shxt]

I don't always drink beer... Ok, yes I do! Glug glug glug.....

[ruskyoakwoodplayer22]

I don't always eat breakfast, but when I do, I prefer Dos Eggies

[ReadR00ster1]

I don't always take and arrow in the knee, but when I do, I drink Dos Equis. Keep your knees arrow free my friends.

[Jayjangle]

I don't often favorite videos. but, when I do, i prefer the ones based on Dos Equis.

[CaptSwagger]

weirdest looking tan in the world

[Greddy23]

" I don't always use condoms,but when I do, I prefer Magnums"

Stay Horny my friends!

[stocker104]

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat the shit out of my wife

[hidan407]

@stocker104

CTFU! :D

[cheezoncrack]

@stocker104 You sir, are the king of the internet in my eyes now. Enjoy your subscription and 10 billion internetz points.

[karanjhalaguy16578]

I don't always play Skyrim, but when I do, I take an arrow to the knee. Stay alive my friends.

[CobaltOtaku]

I don't always beg for thumbs,but when I do....you know what,just give me thumbs!

[vivalaryan54]

He can win a game of connect four in three moves

[matthewjamal]

when he is not fighting off middle aged cougars in the city.....he is fighting off middle aged cougars in the jungles of africa.

[KingMyron23]

nobody really talk about the video. great video.

[Paspasrocks]

I don't always play Skyrim, but when I do, I take an arrow to the knee.

[lolmanYAA]

I don't always use a condom, but when I do...

I prefer to use it on your mother

Stay protected my friends :D

[lattask8er]

I don't always kidnap Hobbits, but when I do, I take them to Isengard.

[Nerdof2010]

I don't never always had FUCKING tourettes,but when I did,I drank ELEPHANT JIZZ

[stalkerlurker]

I don't always appear in commercials but when I do, I make sure to advertise my favorite beer

[darkdragon9899]

I don't always get cheated on, but when I do, I post all my naked photos of that bitch on the web

[darkdragon9899]

I don't always fart at my desk, but when I do, everyone wants to come talk to me

I don't always watch inception, but when I do, I understand completely the first time

I don't always fart in public, but when I do, I lean like this

I don't always make fun of white people, but when I do, they still laugh

I don't always change the subject of a sentence, but I really like salad

I don't always come up with a decent punchline

[darkdragon9899]

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, it's Donkey Piss

I don't always buy popcorn at the movies, but when I do, I finish it during the previews

I don't always freshen up before going outside, but when I don't, there are attractive women everywhere

I don't always have a cool facebook status, but when I do, an older relative ruins it with a lame comment

I don't always text while I'm pooping, but when I do, it's to tell everyone what I'm doing

[TheNeuroticBassPlay]

I don't always go adventuring, but when I do, I take an arrow in the knee.

[ArtAcrobats]

He once left Vin Diesel in the dust while driving a Volkswagen Bug.

[DarkEclips]

I dont always drink beer, but i hate niggers

[joelotto92]

I Don't Always Take Arrow in the Knee, but When I Do, I Get Diabeetus. Nope, Chuck Testa.

[masterjedi89]

@joelotto92 my god. four memes in one line. mind blown

[ReadR00ster1]

When Chuck Norris calls him, he sometimes let's it go to voicemail.

[ReadR00ster1]

He took and arrow in the knee, and then he became an adventurer.

[ReadR00ster1]

His knees are arrow-proof.

[FifthAlicorn]

I don't always go on adventures, but when I do, I take an arrow to the knee

[bna0001]

i dont always post lame, overused, unfunny jokes but when i do, its the arrow to the knee one

[MultiBlackjack24]

I don't always drink beer but when I do it's because I'm out of weed, stay high my friends

[Linguma]

i don't always be an adventurer, but when i do, i take an arrow to the knee.

[kl33yo]

I used to drink Dos Equis, then i took an arrow to the knee.

[HyperCamJonna]

But when I do I confuse people, I don't always put the last part in front

[HerrGubba]

@HyperCamJonna

i used to confuse people, but then i took an arrow in the knee

[dr1345]

Wall Street occupies him.

[amarillo1998]

:mostinteresting:

[lov42599]

I don't always drink milk, but when I do, I perfer Dos Boobies.

[maxavier718]

Most Interesting Man In The World: I don't always do drugs, but when i do, they want me to do them again.....and again

[TheGladrian]

I don't always get arrows shot to the face, but when I do, I cover behind my knee

[Barksdayle]

I don't always eat out, but when I do, she is always pleased

[TheNigerianScammer]

I dont always accidentally 93mb, but when i do is this dangerous?

[CaptSwagger]

@TheNigerianScammer please tell me what that means? i hate it when i dont understand the top comments.

[TheBlazeAG]

I don't always get hit by arrows, but when I do, I take arrows to the knee.

[masterchief413]

@TheBlazeAG I don't always punch fags in the face, but when I do, it's those fucking arrow in the knee jokers. Stay forever alone my friends. ;)

[TheBlazeAG]

@masterchief413 I don't always reply to haters. But when I do, I reply to those with no humor.

[masterchief413]

@TheBlazeAG I'm not hating I'm just stating an obvious.

[Eliott1L2T]

I don't always drink, but when I do, I get shitfaced

[TheZombieSasquatch]

WTF IS THIS

[MrMonkeypants12]

I don't always leave you in suspense, but when I do,

[MrMonkeypants12]

I don't always speak in compound sentences.

[veldross1]

I used to drink beer, but then I took a Dos Equis to the knee. 

[veldross1]

I don't always drink beer, but when I do I prefer drinking with a fake tan

Look shoddy my friends.

[FreneticPenguin]

I want to see a battle between The Most Interesting Man in The World and the Old Spice guy

[dr1345]

I don't always complain, but when I do, it's about Youtube redesign. 

[HeronOfHeaven]

I don't always say I don't always meme, but when I do, I don't always know what the hell have i just said.

[slowlyawakening]

I DON'T ALWAYS SHOUT, BUT WHEN I DO IT'S FUS ROH DA!

[TapOutBass]

i dont always smoke weed, but when i do, i do everyday

[zitu1634]

cool I am sweet charming

[zambetis]

I DON'T ALWAYS SHOUT BUT WHEN I DO I TYPE LIKE THIS!

[ZinderZim]

Most of these comments are retarded, Lol

Stay stupid my friends.

[Time4Crash90]

i don't always hate Justin Bieber, but when i....oh, wait a second...

[TroglodyciarzPL]

i don't always be the most interesting man in the world, but when i am the most interesting man in the world, i do.

[nubsonnn]

@TroglodyciarzPL change the last bit to "im illiterate"

[TroglodyciarzPL]

@nubsonnn I'm polish, that's the same :D

[Darkassassin505]

is that ezio?

[LNecronimicon]

@Darkassassin505 you read my mind.



[Evolfurnace]

I don't always get top comment. But when I do, it makes my dick feel bigger.

[TheFartoholic]

I don't always tell people what to do, but when I do it's to tell them to stay thirsty.

Stay thirsty my friends.

[kozagong]

I don't always smoke marijuana, but when I do, I use a trombone.

[siLveRscOpe13x]

Dos Equis would beat Chuck Norris's ass!

[Shiggyz49]

I don't always watch porn, but when I do, there is an unusually high amount of women looking for sex.

[EvilgeniusA]

I don't always write a comment, but when I do it becomes a top comment. Thumbs up my friends.

[PolishGuy89]

I don't always have children, but when I do, I name him Chuck Norris.

[mikaluver28]

ITS SO EPIC

[curtiscrush]

did he play Falconetti /Falcon Eddie in the seventies series, "Rich Man Poor Man ?"

[Ba6xify]

I don't always stay thirsty, my friends, but when I do, I drink my own piss.

[squealyparsuperstar]

@Ba6xify Bear?? is that you

[Gallifreyan14]

@Ba6xify BEAR GRYLLS!!!

[w1llz]

EZIOOO

[nikegolf1992]

He once asked a question, just to see how it feels.

His grass cuts itself.

In high school, his tests took him.

He knows what Willis is talking about.

[Sovember]

Look at all these people with low self-esteem hahaha.

[IamTheWillrus]

I don't always make sense, but when I do, I don't

[maseofspades007]

@IamTheWillrus hahahahah

[totallyINFAMOUS]

I don't always have a punchline, but when I do

it's better than this one

[MrEeeeeeeeeeeed]

I Don't always jerk off but when I do it's on ur mother's face...watch her lick it my friends

[drain12]

I don't always shoot people, but when I do, I shoot white people, because they smell like wet dog, stay racist my friends.

[forgottenmaz]

@drain12 LOLLLL

[ognimoddd]

@drain12 I don't always hang niggers, but when i do, i hang black people, because they smell like fried chicken, stay racist my friends.

[DuhEnlightenedOne]

I don't always get laid, but when I do it's with rubber blow up dolls.

[viperish5]

Ezio Auditore ?

[veldross1]

I don't always play rpgs, but when I do I play SKYRIM!!!

[stormchaser7992]

I don't always get the top comment, but when i do, it's not shitty like all the other ones

[NarutoHirashinXD]

lol why did i come here?

[dredful00]

Know your meme.

[easyben21]

I don't always get an errecton, but when i do, it never last long

[EntirelyUnlikeTea]

I don't always arm wrestle, but when I do, I always beat the shit out of a minority.

[EnorusLoL]

I don't always drink my own piss, but when I do, I tell everyone I'm about to

[abigcookieee]

I don't always drink milk , but when I do I prefer those cheechies.

[ourevan]

bad spray tan...

[DahgreatJ]

I always finish my sentences,

but when I don't

[rickneil01]

Once, he challenged his own reflection to a staring contest...and won.

[ILiekStarwarz]

I don't always rape my daughter, but when I do, I make it worth my jail time.

[fatmanrock44]

Chuck Norris ain't got nothing on this guy.