Juicer Review

[haoleerik]

Killer review. very useful. thank you good sir

[oohdonna]

LMBO! Loved your review, but since I'm not "rolling in cash money" I might be getting Jack Shit =)

[samuri17]

This is great, I laughed my donkey off! I had one those Jack LaCrap juicers and everything he said in this video is correct. Awesome!

[milesreba19]

Love it! Great .

[kingkane420]

i had one of those juicers and for some reason the inside of the plunger actually flooded with water when i took it out of the dishwasher

[JhonathanFree]

Masticating juicers are far superior to a Breville sorry filth mouth. LOL.

[hotties3v3n]

lmaoo im in pain.lol

[StasyaTasya]

fuck ... this is a real problemma !!!))))

[airfoemoe]

I couldn't afford the Breville, so I got the stainless steel Jack Lalaane Pro juicer. I like that it doesn't make much noise like when I blend. I hope to get a Breville or Omega juicer later on when I have the cash.

[micheleoneill66]

I love my Jack Lalaine white juicer. It Juices carrots, apples, spinach + more very well. Yea, it's stained but I've had no trouble w/ assembly and I easily clean the screen w/ a vegetable brush & cold water. My screen still looks new after many years. I also love my Champion 2000+ Juicer too!

[xhexabarjrx]

just like the PS-Triple. haha

[thejuicefiend]

0.32: "Since I'm rolling in cash money, I could give a $h!t less about the price."

Classic!

[travisgorman]

LOLZ! awesome vid. The store only had these exact two options and i got to the counter with the Jack Lalane one, and luckily I thought "come on, take this back and get the good juicer...you know the shiny $300 one is going to be good, and the infomercial one is gonna be shit" and I am so glad i got the Breville instead. Since you have to clean this thing almost every time you use it, the ease of clean is a big deal. If it were a bitch to clean it wouldn't get used.

[MrsGxoxo]

it's true about the cleaning-the jacks with a toothbrush. you have the damnest time cleaning it and also you have to use a special tool that they give you to assemble and disassemble the juicer EVERYTIME u use it!!! WHAT A JOKE!! DON'T BUY JACKS JUICER!!! easy is NOT what the Jacks is you will hate it and not use it because of it!!!

[spiderman5876]

The seeds don't even end up in the juice because of the filter.... duh.

[spiderman5876]

I actually have the cheaper Jack Lalanne one and it's not as bad as this review says. funny, automated voice aside, it's a little biased. If you even just rinse out the parts, they won't be stained (the one in this video looks like it's never been cleaned, it's disgusting). I wash mine after each use and it's easy as hell to clean, just use a sponge and you're done in under 5 minutes. I've had mine for 4 days, used it each day, and it handles carrots and everything with no problem.

[MrsGxoxo]

@spiderman5876 the key here is u only had it 4 days....I love how ppl give a rave review when they have barely used the thing!

enjoy the crappy thing. heck I could have given u mine for FREE....and saved u some money

[Joshuaguss]

4:28 In the instruction book, they forgot to say what to put the speed on for cherries.

[codyb10121]

awesome video! well done!! very funny!

[dynknisty]

wow and my mom was thinking about getting the jacl today thanks 4 the warning

[gamnalila]

Awesome video, very funny. But btw.. yes there is cyanide on the seeds but not near enough to harm you. And Technically, apple seeds contain amygdalin, which is a compound made of cyanide and sugar. When digested, it gets broken down into hydrogen cyanide, which the body can metabolize in small amounts.

[artcar88]

lmbo, :)

[linuslillen01]

don't trust TV-shop.

[dfcvda]

nooks and crannys up my fucking ass... i nearly spat my tea over my monitor, brilliant

[DuckieDollface]

Literally laughed my ass off!

[hyunjaepark]

Great video. Just got a breville today

[dizlee86]

This is hilarious!

[jdk2m]

sickest video!

[whaowman]

"Jack fucking shit...no pun intended"

[whaowman]

"Whoooooaaa!"

[Banjokazooiemaster]

I love this video, probably because it's such a random topic.

[Cm8000]

Eat Right, Exercise, die anyways just like Jack did.

[chrissie1066]

Bought a steel Jack LaLanne juicer two months ago and it works just fine..love it!

[IGSRJ]

@chrissie1066 Nice.

[msk11y]

omg ...roflmao...ty for saving me from buying this.. almost picked it up today decided to look it up first.. thank god i stumbled across your awesome review. :o)

[IGSRJ]

@msk11y Well, I do hope that you still plan on getting a juicer even if it isn't Jack's model.

[airkiss100]

omg i never laughed so much,this is soo true i own the breville elite it is awesome,the breville juice fountain compact is really good too!!My friend owns the jack lalanne power juicer(the silver one) it not only is messy but cant really juice carrots or apples very easily,but the other two are so powerful !!!

[IGSRJ]

@airkiss100 Rock on

[hanspotato22]

Wtf, good thing i stumble on this video i am 3hrs away from ordering this sh*t

[66mondo66]

WHY THE FUCK WAS THIS SUGGESTED TO ME?

[BENZGIRL3]

i want to see you review other appliances and products. lmao!

[IGSRJ]

@BENZGIRL3 What did you have in mind?

[foof811]

@IGSRJ You should review one of those BlendTec Blenders.

[lunalyn]

lul lul lul... thanks for the review, and the laugh

[TheFizzy88]

I researched differently to your belief concerning the cyanide in the seeds. The molecular chain found in the seeds such as apples is called Amygdalin. Yes the seeds do contain cyanide, along with benzaldehyde and 2 molecules of sugar. The cyanide is not released from the molecular chain unless confronted with an enzyme that releases it from the molecular chain. The only cells that contain this unlocking enzyme are cancer cells.

[jessef1980]

I don't know why, but I think your videos are so damn funny.

[TheDoomPig]

WOAAHH, everytime I hear that I lul.

[aGirlwithMakeup]

awesome!

[de4th1snt3nough]

oh my god the jack la lane power juicer ad is next to the video, i wanna piss myself thats just comical

[boomerpet]

ditto -- unexpectedly hilarious -- and very helpful!

[joze1245]

Fuck u I hope u die i think its a good juicer your just a fucking pig that fucking rolls on fucking money bitch ur mom was a fucking old prostitute and ur das was a fucking bum so go fuck yourself and stop making videos if you dont like something bitch

[shinsenkira]

@joze1245 U mad?

[DaVince21]

@joze1245 You really don't get it, do you?

[agirlneedsagun]

This is the best thing I've ever seen. I'm a juicing noob and this review likely saved my ass from buying a shitty juicer. So many things I never thought of. Too bad I don't have $300 to spend but I'll look for something similar.

[Steveman27]

spending that extra $200 would be well worth it after seeing the comparisons.

not so many nooks and crannies and impossible to reach areas to clean, not having worry about over or undertightening anything and the cleaning being easier.

[exactguy]

lol Awesome video review!! the voiceover and text, love the "cough-cough WooahhH" hahaha amazing.

[tigerkitten927]

This was unexpectedly hilarious!

[athletichunta]

apple seeds and aswell as apercot seeds contain b17 cyanide witch is well known for curing almost any cancer when tooken in high amounts.

[seasonsbleed]

@athletichunta cyanide....cures.....cancer...­.i dont care how many letters and numbers is before the word cyanide......its still fucking cyanide. dead people don't have to worry about cancer no more so i can see the point of high amounts killing off cancer...... thank you for sharing your vital piece of informatio with the world.

[BlakeBoege]

This is the truth! Lol!

[GoHiper]

looool

[yellowsunset]

*cough, cough* WOAAHHHH! lol

[kuvings]

Great Video! funny too!!

[NYcomposer]

1) Hilarious. 2) Fantastic "voice-over" 3) Great editing, 1st person POV. 4) And - very informative! Hope the guys at SNL see this.

[haxor758]

Dude I love the ad in the right corner "which juicer is the best?"

[rubenescotto]

can't stop laughing I have to see it to 2 times, love it.

[rubenescotto]

great great research.. love it, great job thanks for the review.....

[burtonjc]

That was an awesome review! Thanks!

[candygameengine]

Damn, at first I thought you said "the PS trickle", which would've been much funnier, I think.

[Spagettieater9000]

WOAH

[Joshuaguss]

LOL 3:24 What the fuck, I have to tighten this thing exactly right.

[StinkadoodlePie]

LMAO 5:14- 5:35. All this swearing in the computer voice is hilarious!

[EdMichigan]

HA HA HA> That was some funny shit. It was still a good review but funny as hell. Thanx for posting it. Ya did GOOD!!!!!

[turtleman924]

Rofl, right next to the video I see a ad for "Which juicer is best" with that same stainless steal piece of shit.

[THEGREENVEGAN]

your review is good but the foul language and computer voice make me dislike this video......

[dyu90504]

immensely helpful. i was going to get the jack lalanne but won't be doing that anymore! thank you!! and, hilarious video.

[laurence132]

I would like to only purchase Jack Lalannes juicer recipee guide

[IvoryGecko1993]

@oDUBo187 He souldn't have his face reviewing a juicer to begin with! How stupid is he? Stupider than a sheep?

[b0ondockz]

roflmao

[ROBISDISTURBED]

maybe jack has a better teeth brush then you ? that is why is so easy for him to clean it 

[rayss02815]

lol that juicer got soul. man every time you make that "WOOOHAAAAAAA" noise i cant stop laughing. dont no y that is so halarious 2 me but it is. good review by the way my dude

[meown23]

favorited!

[meown23]

I ROFLDD!!! thanks so much dude! hilarious as well as a good review. thanks (: i think ima go breville. and THANK YOU! 30% more sht i heard sooo much! ur the best duddee

[DOproduction2011]

Jesus chrise a power juicer that has balls

[mrsmullin]

LMAO. thank you this was very informative and helps in my search for a quality juicer.

[joe9027]

Chuckle...well done

[PyroNonStop]

Love this reveiw!

[agnov1976]

A Juicer......serously.....come on... it least... do a reveiew another stupid ass game

[MindlessMiles]

Can you do a review of my ass?

[richm444]

Whooaaaaa!

[Topazman12]

Wow, I once bought a 1984 Cutlass Supreme too. Just like the Jack LaLane's juicer. LOL

[SladderBux]

who wrote this review, Stephen Hawking? =P

[larrygentry]

Great review and hysterical!

[psykpyrate]

OMG, this is an awesomely funny review. And, also, good information bout the La Lane juicer.

[clarencecrowcarter]

Great review! Keep up the good work!

[BeRad117]

Oh actually I have the stainless steal Jack La Lane one. I got it way before I had heard about the stupid infomercial. I just wanted to get a juicer that was stainless steal and fairly reliable and able to grind up asian apple pears. It is a bitch to clean, the other one sounds far better.

[Banjokazooiemaster]

I share Jack LaLanne's birthday, which is akward. I just looked him up on Wikipedia because I had no clue who the hell he is, but it said he was born on September 26th, 1914. He's effing 95.5 years and two days old as of March 28th, 2010, which is Lady Gaga's birthday. OH EM GEE. That's also one of my friend's birthdays.

[VDogg187]

"Look at this cupboard. There's all kinds of shit that God flung up there by the Power Juicer."

Funniest shit I've heard. Ever.

[VDogg187]

I swear, this is the funniest video review of anything that I've seen. I know that you've done the speaking with SitePal or something.

[fiesta471]

I lol'd like shit. Keep it up. XDD

[Hanagigi]

Hey seeds are tasty.

[woahuplayguitar]

dude im so high watching this, its so funny

[Izugart]

i don't know how it is in america, but in my country you dont buy fruits and then put it in a juicer. no, you go to a supermarket and buy some real juice right from the box.

[luciano6455]

I got the "all stainless steel" version and is all a bull , one of the most important things to be metal

that is the screw peg, is plastic, it is made to break

and the worst part is that they don't have a replacement , you have to buy the whole motor for $50 , it doesn't make any sense

[IGSRJ]

The screw peg actually broke on mine. That is why you never see a demonstration of Jack's juicer in this vid. It broke after about a year of daily use.

[GameUrg]

sooo whens the next review???or update???

[chizzy555]

@luciano6455 surprising they saved 0.000002cents by making it plastic and then put all the delicate warnings in the instructions instead of just making it metal like a screw should be in the first place, cheap ba$tards

[mgamer327]

OMFG! laughed til i got tears! ty for the valuable info too man! (my coffee makers all stained up too ugh!)

[willyD200]

Love it! Yes, we need more cool reviews such as this. I just ditched a Jack LeLAME juicer and it is all true.

[SpaceyAtariQueen]

sweetness you were too nice after you explained why it was shit lol

[ShehzadAfzaal]

LOL.....juicer Review??

[dierjran]

Funny shit!!!! Did you do that with a Mac?

[kosai19]

Great video. I own a Breville also but doing some research on the new Omega VERT.

Check out the videos by "rawfoods". He sells juicers of all types and crowns that one the king of juicers.

[shadayafreeman]

My chest , jaws, and the back of my head is hurtin'!

[jazzylinn]

Very funny narrator...Very helpful to know

[passjay]

Lol!!!!!!

[andrew587658]

That was wicked funny

[Irondo11]

Very funny. I guess you can expect 3x less performance in a juicer that costs 1/3 the Breville.

[LOLMAN22]

hilarious

[ohyeAmAn77]

lmao funny n it wasnt even a spoof just a simple review

[Tarasepp]

I am not sure if the person is mute or what but I love the voice that was used rofl. "since im rolling in cash money i could give a shit about the price" rofl.

[bioo80]

the White Jucier is Archfiend the Breville is IGSRJ and GOD THOSE IT OWN

[dcatalaa]

Thank you for your review: informative, funny; "edutainment" at its best.

[bejr0]

wow the freshest, funniest reviews i've seen in a long time.

[gamesking2]

was there a pun :-(

[Couch25kAU]

Nice review, ahhh good old Sam

[KamratSvenneryd]

Maek anuddar geme revvu!

[mocasvaldo]

Lol Just LOL

[bioo80]

its a juicer review....But i still Love it

[goedertlord234]

i have the lalanne juicer and u make a huge deal. its awesome fag

[screamingXskittles]

BAHAHAH. this was great XD

[majesticteam12]

and by the way 5 stars from me

[majesticteam12]

Brilliant - I think you are onto something here - I just saw one of your other videos and I think Im getting hooked on your channel here - keep up the good work

[boohoo145]

too funny - like the grapes flying out the chute, and the crud on the walls and ceiling

[303Miles]

LMFAO GREAT VIDEO!

[Moshm4n]

I'm Moshman, and I approve this video.

[bleachangel8]

just buy a blendtec blender, its way better

[abaurre3]

"...Jesus Christ..."

Ahahahha

[AnzenToucan]

The power juice schemes just freking suck, I would get the Breville because it what you say it exaclty come my mind "have some balls" also awesome review that was perfect IGSRJ 5/5. :3

[ScrewAttackEurope]

I agree about the Cutlas Supreme, I bought one of this skinny four-eyed fucker on Youtube, totally ripped me off.

He even conned me out of another $5 to join his website.

[ShadowrealHedgehog]

LOL

[seanjohn135]

A-ROD is my favorite juicer. His ass and blue eyes are amazing.

[NinjaGopher765]

omg I have the same toothbrush

[FunnyTwilightDude]

LOL

[EndlessPalm]

Organic cyanide in fruit seeds is good for you, it kills cancerous cells.

[bbca111]

I think its funny how u can talk about something no 1 gives a shit about & make it interesting

[DukeNukem500]

WE DEMAND A NEW GAME REVIEW MR IGSRJ..

[ricardo1771]

he has a new account called idgsrj look it up

[DukeNukem500]

cool thanks man

[danih8112]

WTF bitch where are the game reviews???? Grrr :)

[darriongoggins15]

same here >:(

[24damoney]

that was a good funny review. I will not buy Jack!

[friekinmaster102]

Lol are you a game reviewer or a juice reviewer?

[lanijah08]

lmfao.. . .. : - 0 hilarious

[unounv]

this review had me it tears i was laughing so hard i had to pause it half way through to stop crying and get rid of the head ache hands down one of the best fucking youtube video i have ever watched and the funniest part is i was actually looking for info on juicers and the specifically on the prime suspect in this video but you expose this shit in detail for the crap it is i could never have said it better. cheers and i cant wait to see whats next.

[radonma]

FUCKING BRILLIANT VIDEO AND EXCELLENT REVIEW! You tell it like it is man!!

[SempleStudios]

I like your videos and I quite like it when you review stuff like this for a change.

[yohansen316]

its been too long! great video

[alaskdm123]

hmm try sticking peices of watermelon in that bitch

[MDHMAN4]

Dumb yanks.Just drink the stuff in the carton!

[VenusHeadTrap]

Classic IGSRJ Tunes

[frankro13]

i think that you can use the power juiecer as a bazooka or use it to spread the shit out of the people.

[lifeisgood9947]

nice video ur funny. but dude i want to see a video game review. they are the funniest review you make.

[SteveMiKr]

If you put a banana in teh juicer and get juice out of it im giving you 80$.Literelly...

[IGSRJ]

Bananas do not work.

[SteveMiKr]

OK i know teh joke was bad.I apologize.

[chizzy555]

@IGSRJ why not ?

[TheDustyCartridge]

who gives a fuck about all of your shitty needs with organic pills

[DukeNukem500]

keep the vids coming man

[Zunekien8221991]

review more appliances. that shit was too funny

[Selereth]

and are you also the Archfiend?

[Selereth]

why do you not show your face?

[BigAlForever2k6]

it was damaged in a Juicer accident

[vls174]

Hey IGSRJ afther watched the Jack LaLanne Power Juicer Promo favoreted in your channel, I must say Im in love with that juicer dude. No matter what you say Power Juicer is great! Power Juicer is awsome. Nice stuff dude, very funny, you are the man. Keep it.

[DoughboyLAngeles]

My Friend Has A Cutlass Supreme!XD

[Freddan50]

Hi there IGSRJ!

[NuclearMeteor]

lol! Everytime you said Juice it sounds like Jizz. :P

[VoulTubel]

The outcome is still nasty. No matter what Juicer you pick.

[Chauvinisticzero]

..."Just like the PS-triple"