WTF Is... - Swords and Soldiers HD?

[JohnnMulder]

I'm swedish And I'm stunned by how historically accurate this is.

[TheSephiroth5]

@YuccaPucca

He actually does not think he is funny at all. He absolutely hates when you call him funny.XD

[fricekos]

U mad bro?

[ThatOneFunnyGuy28]

You Are Terribly racist

[SlamDanny]

dud germans wernt vikings just sayin .

[YuccaPucca]

I hate people who think they're absolutely hilarious when they're about as funny as bowel cancer. STFU YOU UNFUNNY LITTLE MORON.

[shadowjsw]

@YuccaPucca I hate people who think they are forced to watch something they don't like and feel the irresistible need to talk out of their ass.

[YuccaPucca]

@shadowjsw I wasn't 'forced' to watch it, I obviously didn't realise it was so utterly shit until I started watching it. Duh. Comments are for feedback aren't they? ;)

[TheMonkeyOfRandomnes]

@YuccaPucca I think you should look up the word "feedback". Because the last time I checked "STFU YOU UNFUNNY LITTLE MORON" doesn't count as feedback. 

[YuccaPucca]

@TheMonkeyOfRandomnes 'The return of information about the result of a process or activity; an evaluative response'. I'd say my comment was feedback. I think you're getting feedback mixed up with constructive criticism, but I'll give the video some of that too. This video was painfully unfunny and could be improved upon by being permanently deleted, never to be watched again. HAPPY?

[Amidimaru]

When i heard the accent, i was expecting alfred ashford to suddenly start laughing for all eternity.

[f00g3n]

4:25 he is saying SKÅÅÅÅÅL the scandinavian word for cheers!

[moad1000]

Nice German accent TB!!

[scitch224]

amazing game , and yes its been patched alot now too and all the problems have been fixed :)

[eclipsemoon98]

That was Austrian XD

[crashman937]

he, he i just saw the hpv commercial, he, he, he

[keloid123]

@crashman937 hpv mean?

[inspectertaz]

i love tb's voice for the chatting part.. :D

[tsrrst101]

lol,I went to play Swords and Soldiers last night and I forgot to turn the volume down before I opened it.I was instantly deafened.

[Arvendilin]

The German chancellor??

I know she looks not that nice i whould not ever Vote for here but this time u of some reason do like to make Fun of Germans??

I LOVE U!!

[KITT171]

This is funny!

[endroo93]

Still sucks

[Xanrry]

I love TB's German accent!!! XD

[won20529jun]

lol AZTEC CANNON RUSH WE'RE FUCKED

[TehNoobShow53]

its the holy GRILL not grail... lol

[Trollol86]

Avoid this game, the Devs abandoned and it is BROKEN!

[Douglasgs0]

I looooove gold!

[goldgreatdane1]

1:34 like a boss

[Aviored]

Rage quit. XD

[William4948]

We take letters out of words because it's more efficient. ;)

[kahunaru]

Im actually eating barbeque now o_O

[TheZzbaum]

BİG İ!

[Balgus4]

LMAO This is awesome well done :D

[Gwarth155]

love his voice

[Jendude321]

LMAOOO

[DawnOfMan212]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

[convexation1]

For anyone watching, the game has been massively fixed since this video. Definitely a worthy purchase!

[Cheez13131]

TB-"...it would be just like British except they randomly take letters out of words for no apparent reason"

Me-*looks down "it makes them shorter, and they still sound the same..."

[DaWaaghboss]

MEAT FOR THE MEATTHRONE!!!

[lotsodakka]

@DaWaaghboss hmmm i need to write that on a tank

[weeneytoddlover]

I got this on steam as a free achievement gift

[N8dog818]

"Oh, look! A guy in a tower! NOT ANYMORE!"

[hainez14]

He sounds like a fucking MEDIC :P

[MissMegaLoathe]

@Blackhammer9999 thumbs up i TB to his own vid? Dude...

[MissMegaLoathe]

XD I love his "accent" in this one.

[nightsgasp]

I'm actually dissapointed in your review here, tb, shame

[MARIOMAC82]

@nightsgasp shut up meg

[Kalgazar]

@nightsgasp It's not a review. It's a first impressions video.

[BigNatureWolf]

Doesn't save my fucking users I created! How can I fix this problem?

[Blackhammer9999]

Thumbs up if TB sent you!

[BigNatureWolf]

you have to click on the unit not below the unit

[Omegado]

Since when do vikings sound like germans?...

[TheMiniBrit]

imba monkeys

[Daunass]

im doing a walkthrough and other videos :) check out my channel

[TheSebbedan]

''Cages are incredible overpower, as far as I can tell''

*Massacres enemy army with one hit lightning*

[ScopeTCR]

this guy is fucking retarded... REALLY?

5:49 Its an arrow, just like the cursor on your computer.

LEARN HOW TO USE ONE.

[Dillon12123]

is it online?



[cyberstar12]

It said the Holy Grill anyway...

[KarstenOkk]

Awesomenauts :D

[gideon1452]

Im here cause i got this game free

[SuperCrazyPollo]

"there is no strategy"...."bloody hell tower in my base!"

[Shadowkunakari]

Who else is here because of the Steam Winter Achievement?

[TheTomRoyal]

Are you here because of the Steam Holiday Sale? Like!

[stevensonbak]

I was so frustrated with TB not being able to figure out that the heal spell is a cursor pointing to the bottom left corner...

[N44Bthe44P]

actually laughed at the "You mad bro, you mad?!"

[dudemaister97]

blood for the blood god!!!!!!!!!!

[TheLandFerry]

c'mon expecting depth from a wii game?



[The9dj]

Spamming spamming lightning



[adwhitenc]

dear god, your german accent is horrible

[cordia96]

@adwhitenc He is dutch. The Netherlands. Paradise of free weeds.

[duftmand]

why!? vikings are from scandinavia! you idiot!

[PeaceJaime123]

lol loved this video!

[BLCKndYLLW]

huge boobiez

[TheMissingGambit]

@BLCKndYLLW DUDE Totalhalibut subscibed to you how did he do that

[divineguy321]

@TheMissingGambit no, you are looking at who the guy is subed, and not who is subbed to him...

[randommaster321]

do we take away letters or do you add letters? a mystery that will never be solved...

[MrIntelM]

5:12

*facepalm*

[MrDeamos]

Ah this intro gives memories of the old WoW dailies.

[KlownStyleZZ]

"I'm pretty sure usually large bosomed women TAKE all your gold" - This is so true it actually hurts.

[k0n0ha1envoy]

omg doc von richtofen

[twobarells]

"To the meat-cave!"

*Wink wink* *Nudge nudge*

[DoodDC1]

Swords and Soldiers : Historically Accurate!

Rock of Ages : This is historically inacuraaaaaaaaate!

[Barrosy]

Nab game

[Gonzalodark2]

look at the size of them... THEM... STOP LOOKING AT HER BOOBS TB YOU DIRTY DIRTY GAMER! >:O

[raiki15]

Come on TB, it's a cursor except it's pointing southwest and not northwest!

[Skittlesx666]

Hehe, TB..

[FakeKraid]

Apparently the concept of an ARROW is hard for brits to understand. When has a big arrow with a point on it ever been used as a cursor? Must be a console thing.

[SexyEistien]

Someone made a flash version of this, I think it has a fourth race, I'm not sure. But it's pretty much the same.

[HartAHart]

HEY! we dont just take letters out words! We also dont pronounce letters that are in the words! Ass. (Herb)

[Lolonautics]

@HartAHart He should also know it isn't random letters. In the United States, we hate U.

[Mellivawow]

I read it as Swords and Sandals...

[MrSharo21]

blood for the blood god :D

[Zantillia]

Oh god was he in a good mood that day? This one is hilarious! You always seem to have more fun playing these side-scroller/weird/funny games!

[MrBubba2358]

The map is the same as a flash game named crush the castle 2

[davidmo13]

''And im using my razor naga''

I was sitting there....hmmmm wait a minute I HAVE A RAZOR NAGA and i was happyface rest of the day :3

[schnits666]

Tb is both goz and mez, and he is here to pump you up

[HanhliFD]

Starcraft Terms of the units TB used was -Frost Hammers- Immortal -Aztec using Zealot with Zealot Charge -Cages is Phoenix -Catapult is a Seige Tank -Axe Thrower is marine -The Indian looking people who shoots darts and slow people down is a mix of hydra and marauder slow -The wierd gaint monster- Colosus obviously why else would a statue shoot laser lolz -Voodoo Priest - Looks like a dark archon with reviving ability -Red staff person is a medic lolz Then TB just get own -sigh- =/

[HanhliFD]

Starcraft Terms of the units TB used was -Frost Hammers- Immortal -Aztec using Zealot with Zealot Charge -Cages is Phoenix -Catapult is a Seige Tank -Axe Thrower is marine -The Indian looking people who shoots darts and slow people down is a mix of hydra and marauder slow -The wierd gaint monster- Colosus obviously why else would a statue shoot laser lolz -Voodoo Priest - Looks like a dark archon with reviving ability -Red staff person is a medic lolz Then TB just get own -sigh- =/

[TheCheezmastah]

This was uploaded on my birthday :D

[Lolz0z100]

@TheCheezmastah The best birthday gift ever? :D

[joujou264]

@skylar15123 he was, right at the start, he was trying to speak like a viking and asked if his accent german was *facepalm to you*

[ssb1190]

Im here 'cause of the Steam Indie Games Bundle offer

[MrLurre95]

@ssb1190 and not a single fuck was given this day

[mexen0]

swords and sandals?

[TheAxeDecapitation]

I almost pissed myself when he started electrocuting the monkeys xd

[joujou264]

This was the most Racist and Offensive episode of WTF is... ever! Seriously, Cherry Blossoms not Candy Floss, Scandinavian not German, The Heal was a cursor (not Racist but anyway), Holy Grill not Grail (again not Racist, but a reading fail), Wii Controlls aren't as bad as you think they are (again not Racist), It is a Flash game did you realy think they would hand out full scale games for 5$? (not Racist), You just started a game and you want deep strategy right away? (not Racist),

[mexen0]

@joujou264 wich part of it was actualy racist?

[joujou264]

Asia is known for their Cherry Blossoms, thats why most of Asia is covered in ''Candy Floss", get your facts straight.

[Wardhogje]

He was actually looking at the cursor in a wrong way, looked fine to me ;)

[joujou264]

Vikings werent German they were mostly from the North, like Iceland, Netherlands etc. Why are you so innacurate in this video? Those were Cherry Blossoms not Candy Floss, did you even go to school?

[skylar15123]

@joujou264 No, he was not saying that they were German. *facepalm*

[TheEarthenSpire]

THIS IS HISTORICALLY ACCURRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!!!

[GReddyTM]

@TheEarthenSpire Lol, seen WTF Is.. Rock of Ages?

[TheEarthenSpire]

@GReddyTM :p

[preetor1]

Oi, "this is the best race!". Man, you really have to self neuter yourself for that remark. Applying it to any other race would just be ignored... but the nonjewish whites... baaaaaaaaaad bad bad... and snip snip, off yer ballz!

[SC2Vatiar]

That's Iphones RTS model...

[mrdudepersonguy]

that tower in the base reminds me of the time when I played Starcraft 2 and completely walled off the other guy's main base with like 30 siege tanks and bunkers. from that point on, i left the game going by itself until his resources were milked dry with failed attempts to get past my indomitable army.

[NarvN]

Better than StarCraft 2 !

Or?

[MAHBOIwithDINNER]

upgrade... BUZUKAAAAAAAAS

[Robloxlover8743]

Anyone went to Fat princess after watching this??

[AdmiralFudge]

@IamBraw Dick...

[isorSOT]

BONK!!

[charzard0105]

Campaign is designed to be easy TB :P

[ilikemoviesandmore]

With all these kind of games (cheap indie games) TotalBiscuit plays I have the feeling I can get these sort of games as a Flash game.

So what is the point of buying them?

[Deeredman4]

how dare yu mock amerca!!!,we will bmb yu!!! XD lol jk TB...we still <3 u ^_^

[vesuvia99]

EPIC!

[Danielkchoi]

Damn ads, "Wow, look at this place it's so depissing."

[HeadrushReaper]

"Oh no, it's a guy in a tower! NOT ANYMORE!!"

[Spastacularable]

WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING?!?!?!?!

[powsplatboom]

i love the comment about randomly taking away letters for american english.

[Stijnhy]

typical.. that blackbeard character has a german helmet.

[TheMasterpiecePD]

lol @ the German/Swedish accent

[StartledSloth]

anyone else get the gold digger pun?

[AruzelTheDragon1]

When there is no voice-acting, everyone copes with the problem by reading text and dialogue in funny accents and voices

[Satlantic12]

because candyfloss is nice:)

[EldanairMage]

blood for the blood god skulls for the skull throne ....

gold for the big-bozomed women !!!

[superveryman]

so funny it gave me hiccups

[d3str0i3r]

@Glororfixis look at a capitol "I" now look at a lower case "L"

[123er1000]

What game form 1999 armor and ?

[vleessjuu]

The lightning bolt may seem OP when you watch this, but it truely sucks later on <_<. Complete mana whore.

[hoolahooop]

Large Bossums and Minors in the same sentance..............

[simongale43]

i dont think i could play this without you coming round and doing the voices for me, it just wouldnt be the same!

[XxWeccaxX]

haha! As an American.... I love your joke at the beginning. XD

[milangw]

2nd level ur like it's too easy than u get pooped on by monkeys ur like OMG THERE OVERPOWERED IT SHOULD BE EASIER.

[IamBraww]

This was a pretty dumb review, to be honest. I usually enjoy TB's "WTF Is...", but he was obviously playing on EASY mode, as the game is way harder than that. Oh, and the Campaing starts off slow, yes. He was also, somehow, missclicking at 5:07 (he was clicking below the fighter, and blamed it on the fact it was originally on the Wii? wtf.) Also, this game DOES require some thoughtful and strategic thinking. Which, he does not have as seen at about 20:00 .

[WhiteFoxDubstep]

@IamBraww I don't know if you're trolling or you're just that stupid. TB has said countless times that these WTFs aren't reviews, they are first impressions.

[rupert484]

@IamBraww It's not even a fucking review.

[n00bAtDisGAME]

Funny the miners are called "GoldDiggers"

[SunsOfDorn]

YAY! TB likes warhammer!

[AssFragger]

yo dawg i heard you like bases so i build a base in your base

[EvinG1998]

@AssFragger Built* :)

[AssFragger]

@EvinG1998 hater :(

[EvinG1998]

@AssFragger Haha. Nah.

[kiwigrandpumba]

he is not Khorne he is encouraging magic use. Khorne is displeased

[tichergeorge]

tb sounds like a nazi voice actort from robot chicken

[MacksP0w3r]

we don tak leters out o werds.

[ThatOutOfPlaceGuy]

is it bad that I mainly just watch these videos for your awesome accent, the different voices you make, and the hilarity of your narrating? I mean, I do check out some of the games you review but not many.

[ZzZleeeping]

"U mad bro???"

[jonasdrejerjensen]

i the vikings is saying "skål" the danich word for cheers and the danes were vikings

[TheTechno1337]

@jonasdrejerjensen Lol, no skål is the SWEDISH sword and the swedish were the first vikings.

[TheAnythinger]

I found this dude by accident watched this video...

heard him say "Look at the size of those! You can't mine anything you wouldnt get through the door!"

And literally started crying and panting cause I couldnt breathe I was laughing so hard xD

[LionelRaw]

ummm....i know that wagner went out of his way to establish a heritage link between the germans and the proud war-loving vikings. i think, however, that it only went as far as bulky buxom wenches booming and warbling about valkyries whilst wearing horned helmets. i'm not sure anyone was convinced that the vikings spoke like camp, 'carry on-esque' nazi villains though... apart from TB, that is. I mean, seriously, man, that accent. jeez-louise-sus christ on a stick, mate! ...talkin' accuracy!?!?!

[anden21swe]

i hate FPS games where they accelerate the mouse... gets anoying as fuck to aim

[cianlol205]

@anden21swe cool, but why comment that here, this is not a first person shooter

[ImaPwnYaAll]

armorgames ftw



[powerhousejp]

lol, golddigger...