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  • 4:20 gay andy sambreg

  • OMG is Dexter Real Gay ! Thumbs Up If you think he is Gay !

  • Watching Porn IS Better

  • i would even fake that

  • Thumbs Up For Gay Dexter!!! LOL

  • Hahaha, look at all these comments from teenage boys in here. I would say it's pathetic but I remember the days when I was their age, so I wont judge.

    Instead of typing horny comments in the comments section lads, just go jack off on youporn and relieve your sexual frustrations that way ahha

  • He is not gay its a dream hes trying not to have his heart broken again srsly guys

  • Why can I not find these girls in RL?

  • she crazy :3

  • I got a boner

  • what is this i don't even

  • dexter

  • Chicks ugly

  • OMG Free Blowjob i will say yes

  • DO DEAD ISLAND

  • i bet he pees his pants when the girl touches his thighs

  • I lost it in 2:32 - 2:37 LOL!

  • that dude is really just soooo GAY!!!!!!

  • Nice shirt you fag.

  • I only watched this for the chick...

  • dude, that chick is hot.

  • gay gay gay i wish i i did watch thus

  • 2:30 to 2:35. i almost shit my self

  • Why dont you wanna *&%£ me?

  • @black91062 yes, She would love to star-and-percent-pound you :P

  • What a fagget. He is now getting assfucked or something.

  • gay dexter gay dexter

  • Kiss on the WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?­! Rofl! xD

  • Super hot :D

  • Gay Dexter

  • gay dexter

  • i have a boner -_-

  • WTF this dude is stupid if a girl did that to me i would directly pull my pants out!

  • Funny as!!!!!!

  • he loves shakespear

  • Gay Dexter, LMFAO!

  • XD !! this is so funny .

    where'd you get that girl? she looks like those girls from Suicide girls :P

    I freaking love your videos

  • Why are girls who are into vid games depicted as weird like the chic in the video. I see this often and I can't help but disagree. Not all of us girls who are into vid games are like the chic in the vid. Not trying to offend anyone ^^ Just something I wonder...

  • Kissed on the WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

  • Gaaaay 

  • 1:17 she like BITCH PLEASE

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  • wtf! @end

  • Dexter Beiber????

  • Gay dexter

  • his gayness makes me ANGRY!!!

  • at the moment she says: i live chainsaws, i think u must start to think a little

  • JAAASON!!! WE TALKED ABOUT THIS!

  • Leave him alone! He's playing gears!

  • OMG XD

  • GAY DEXTER

  • I want to fuckher

  • she might be worth it if she didn't have those disgusting piercings

  • @Compendium34 Youre crazy. those piercings arent disgusting at all. pretty hot.

  • GAY DEXTER!

  • i love the girl in this video she is so sexy damn

  • Wow. When she is talking close to his ear. Pasties much!!! Drink water or smoke less pot lol

  • Lmfao wow!!!!i would have passed up my girl for gears instead of her....thats how u piss em off Smh

  • that dude is sooo GAY !!!!

  • strangely this is how my GF treated me when i tried to get a MOAB last night... it turned out way different tho

  • Spanish Dexter!

  • He looks like a gayer, less attractive Michael C. Hall.

  • DUMB ASS!!!!!!!!!!1

  • Shit that gave me a boner dalm

  • if only girls were like this its sad girls dont even wanna touch a video game if a girl would touch a video game for once maybe they would have bfs

  • @Urharra1991 what about me and other gamergirls? :(

  • @Urharra1991 A girl who touches gears 3 gets everyguys attentions cause it rare,im glad my girl play gears 3 n 2 its jus awesome

  • (1:39) gay dexter

  • lol gay dexter

  • 3:40 boner commencing

  • haha 20 years old Justin Bieber

  • press 7  hahahahah

  • press 4 over and over xD

  • I don't get it either :(

  • 3:02 lol

  • Vaseline and klenex for the fap fap

  • Kiss on the mouth, don't want any girls to take all of my man air with them.

  • Wow GOW3 for PS3? Awesome

  • @Anikan1005

    Yeah because he's holding a 360 pad. And playing a 360 exclusive. OH BUT LOOK A PS3 IS NEAR THE TV, THAT MUST MEAN NOTHING ELSE IS BELOW THE TV. OH WAIT, THERE'S A WII THERE. WELL GEARS OF WAR MUST BE ON THE FUCKING WII TOO. WIIS3 I GUESS HUH?

    You're fucking retarded.

  • @MrRukale Good God, shut the hell up. I was joking and stop being such a smart ass, douche bag. Think before spewing hateful shit out of your mouth, retard.

  • @Anikan1005

    "Think before spewing hateful shit out of your mouth, retard" Right back at you. Retard.

  • @MrRukale You too literal retards, go **** yourself.

  • @Anikan1005

    "literal retards" I didn't think i was multiple people. But hey, must be smarter than you.

    And by the way. Its "Go fuck yourself".

  • It's funny that people call him "Gay Dexter" because the guy who did Dexter played the gay brother from Six Feet Under long before Dexter came out. So there - Dexter is already gay.

    Also... It kind of sucks that she's being all porno... I mean, I understand that it's his dream and all... but when you call a video "Girl of Your Dreams", I'd expect that she'd play some GOW3 too.

    A girl gives you the controller, offers you to play the game and doesn't join? It's silly! It's retarded...

  • Jason...we talked about this

  • HIII DEXTER!!!

  • FUCK HER!

  • how the fuck you play gears 3 with a playstation 3 ? o btw is that girl from a porno if so give me link !!!

  • why is their Vaseline and a box of tissues on your end table

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  • gay dexter

  • Dude, I have a bigger adam's apple than this dude... and I'm in middle school....

  • @MvPGamingProductions If you call it an "adam's apple" then you don't... plus, you noticed his to yours, which shows insecurities.... its also kinda gay...

  • @HBKANDREYROCKS How is noticing someones "Adam's Apple" gay? Obviously, your logic has flaws... And there are different terms to describe a " laryngeal prominence" AKA an "Adams Apple". If i'm saying my " laryngeal prominence" is greater in size, it does not demonstrate insecurities, if it is a fact.

  • @MvPGamingProductions So you're telling me if someone tells you that he noticed your laryngeal prominence while he was walking by, wouldn't you find it weird?

  • @HBKANDREYROCKS Everyone notices mine. I didn't say it wasn't weird, just somethings just come into perspective at moment's... and at that moment, his small laryngeal prominence came into perspective...

  • @MvPGamingProductions Perspective, YOURS, not ours... no need to spread the word! Al Jazeera has coverage over your very interesting story. Feel like a man? I mean I have a lot of shit to talk about, but I don't.

  • @HBKANDREYROCKS I said his, which could be "YOURS". And, I wasn't talking shit, I was simply stating the truth.

  • @HBKANDREYROCKS Reality doesn't care if you have "A lot of shit to talk about." I frankly could care less. The fact is, I was stating fact, and I said what I wanted to say. You, don't like saying shit.

  • @MvPGamingProductions I also stated a fact, I have a lot of stuff to talk about. Listen, kid, grow some pubes before fucking around YouTube.

  • @HBKANDREYROCKS Hey man, I already got started on my "Adam's Apple"! Don't even get me started on my pubes bro! XD

  • @MvPGamingProductions Puberty on 8

    Pubes on 9

    Started shaving facial hair by 11

    I was a little late on my voice breaking, so 12.

  • @HBKANDREYROCKS Puberty at 6

    Pubes at 9

    Facial hair at 9

    Voice cracked at 11.

  • @MvPGamingProductions Youngest kid who ever hit puberty was 7.... nice try though.

  • @HBKANDREYROCKS My balls dropped at 6...

  • @MvPGamingProductions Not exactly considered puberty.... 

  • @HBKANDREYROCKS I don't know what kind of proof I need, Do you want me to go back in time to take a picture of my balls?

  • @MvPGamingProductions Dude, its not true, the youngest age possible (proven scientifically) is 7. Youngest ever is 7 1/2. I remember my balls dropping way before I completed puberty, puberty is like steps. Just cause your balls dropped that doesn't mean you actually hit puberty.

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  • @MvPGamingProductions Not full puberty at least.

  • @MvPGamingProductions I'm laughing my ass off at you, kid! What an amazing fail....

  • Kiss on the WHATTTT!!!

  • gay dexter

  • gears on ps3 yes !!!!!!!!!!!!

  • DUDE HIS STUPID MOST PEOPLE WOULD FUCK HER ON TH COUCH ALL READY GEEZUS!

  • he looks like shaggy

  • Whats your longest streak? 21 kills. I wasn't talking about gears. Then, what were you talking about? What were you talking about? xD

  • God damn she was spicy

  • name of the sexy jazz music song??

  • Is it just me or does this guy look like a Gay version of Dexter?

  • this girl is much better than the blk ops one

  • did nobody notice that there's Vaseline and tissues on the coffee table beside the couch

  • lol

  • She is not hot. Kthx

  • That guy is 100% gay

  • type gay dexter on google and turn save search off LMAO EW

  • ewww piercings

  • Talking aboot.

  • GAY DEXTER

  • Another contest: goo.gl\9XLZW - Gears of War 3.

  • Gay dexter

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  • gay dexter

  • Make a battlefield 3 one!!!!

  • @DaRkCLOuDX21 YEAH!!!!!

  • @BeastinBF3 agreed....

  • @ThaGamerBoi we got to tell em some how

  • @DaRkCLOuDX21 FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!

  • @DaRkCLOuDX21 they did...and boy was it bad :/

  • @DaRkCLOuDX21 what have you done

  • @DaRkCLOuDX21 they did it..... and everyone hated it

  • @DaRkCLOuDX21 They did. It fucking sucked.

  • @DaRkCLOuDX21

    They did, it was awful :(

  • @DaRkCLOuDX21 They did! Did not really get it though

  • This would be pretty good if the actors weren't so bad

  • this series is alright but its got a really weird vibe to it

  • he is gay dummmbass

  • Be fast: goo.gl\k3U6R and win new Gears of War 3 now.

  • Holy shit, he does look like Dexter.

  • 2:34 = EPIC FACE!!!!!!!!

  • Why is it an xbox controler but a ps3?

  • Kiss On The...WHAT??????

  • How the fuck do they get those smokin hot girls to do that stuff to GAY DEXTER!!!

  • he made this so thay when uou get a boner, you see 2 guys on eachother

  • Is he playing 360 or PS3?

  • @migorritoestaquemado gears is xbox only

  • Hey That guy looks like dexter DERP

  • EVERYONE BE SURE TO SUBSCRIBE TO OTEGAMING!

  • Enter: goo.gl\k3U6R and get your own Gears of War 3.

  • hot love the piercings

  • 1:08 XD

  • hahaha vaseline and a box of tissues on the side table XD

  • 293 ppl have this dream every night too.

    

  • Damn dexter, acting like that you aint gonna get nothin! Lol

  • i thumbed up because you have a killzone shirt but not a HALO one P.S halo sucks killzone is awesome

  • I love this series.

    Getting kissed on the-WHAAAA?!

  • He's gay.

  • Like for More SEXY jazz music!

  • i dated someone that looks just liker her but blonde O.o

  • to speak in the words of the almighty tobuscus turner, Hototototottotototototototot ...tottot