(Alternate) Dynasty TV Intro

[william5000forever]

LOL @ Rain Man at the end

[TheOnionRing]

I loved Grapes in this show.

[Boonehams]

Hamburger Penis had their moments, but yeah, Grapes was the best.

[astat1]

Did she love you?

[AliasUndercover]

OK, now I might have actually watched that one...

[byeeye]

hahaha!

[BaileySEA]

How did you do that? What software did you use?

[podge28]

They probably used Adobe After FX or Adobe Premier

[BaileySEA]

Yeah, I thought so, Adobe After Effects is the way to do everything I guess. I'm going to have to get it, and Adobe premier.

[SkankExpose]

As they said in 80's...AWESOME...TOTALLY AWESOME! This is hysterical. Shit, you added everyone except for bald Britney Spears...lol

[slydawg221]

i heard that monterey jack was having an affair with zangief, is it true?

[thejobloshow]

When you start watching it you're like - what's special about this but then you die laughing.

[medievalist]

Is it true about Flame Monster's wild off-screen affair with Grapes? Enquiring minds want to know...

[Amishexmachina]

I wouldn't believe what you read in the tabloids, to be honest. Flame Monster's stylist is a good friend of mine, and she says the whole thing was just a camping trip blown way out of proportion.

[GazAnders69]

Genius !

[Yodamite]

I found Osama Bin Laden's performance in Dynasty a bit lacking. I mean, to his credit he captures the air of a spoiled millionaire playboy well (almost as if he's a jerk in REAL LIFE!), but he seems to chew up every scene that he is in. Dial it down, Osama!

[jasperminer]

no one remembers that hamburger penis was nominated for 3 emmys and 2 golden globes

[ToxBoxProductions]

Such a shame that he left the show after his sole season. But then again, Dynasty was holding back Hamburger Penis' real talents.

(I thought the Hamburger Penis-Grapes-Linda Evans love triangle was brilliant!)

[Lizzardman666]

I don't get it.

[CyclonerTV]

look at the real intro, it'll become clear.

[cloverfield911]

how did you do the spripey transitions? What program did you use.

[JTF4theNetherlands]

Farakhan is a black supremacist racist who preaches that the 'devil white race' will be exterminated when mohammed will suck them up in his flying saucer.

He is a nazi white-hater that should be put into jail for inciting hatred.

[bluntedtaoism]

i hate how the word "nazi" has been devalued over the years to the point where it has basically become a synonym for "mean"

[JTF4theNetherlands]

You think Louis Farakhan is just 'mean'?

You are a sick man.

[bluntedtaoism]

Louis Farrakhan is a crazy minor-league demagogue with less influence than most cable news pundits. Calling him a "nazi" is a huge exaggeration though. He's not a big deal over here in the US. He has more in common with Fred Phelps than he does with any Nazis.

[oldschooldogy]

Old Zangief, Robo Cop, Osama Bin Laden, and Hamburger Penis really got me thinking about the good old days of television. This was the best episode of Dynasty ever...just kidding.

[wasabij]

PETER WELLER...

PETER WELLER as ROBOCOP.

[tjnyc]

lmao!!

[phoranea]

oh my gawd... this is amazing!

[AvEryBadApPLe]

i was hoping kanye mother's rotting tits made a special appearance during sweeps week.

[Mykil]

U R good-

[juicr500]

Hamburger Penis!

[xXBR4D3NXx]

GRAPES

[Vinceoftheshadow]

i'd watch this show!

[chichung]

OH!HOHOHOHOHO!

[omguy]

LMAO!

[tomreagan]

wtf?

[Biopharmer]

The transition gives me a headache

[kxmode]

Wow this looks like a blast. Fucking RoboCop and everything!

[SECgatorFAN]

WHAT?!!! Bin Laden and Robocop together on a show? How did ya get a cat and a dog to get along I wonder? I'm the first in line to get the box set to this series at the local 5 finger discount store! Fatal Farm's cool! I put it right up there with my Chad Vader videos. Make more...MAKE MORE!!! I HUNGER FOR MOREEEEEEEEEE!!!!

[CLS2086]

Lol !

Good job !

[trashcantroll]

LMAO excellent didnt see that comming lol x

[AllisonTheSNLGuru]

Bugs, Flame Monster, and Hamburger Penis as Alexis - I couldn't stop laughing. I tricked one of my friends with this - he IMed me while watching to ask if Jessica Tandy was on this show. LOL!

[MrFriendlyboy]

Ah, I remember Dynasty.

From 6.january will at least we in Norway be able to see it again thanks to the norvbegian tv-broadcaster NRK. I hope they send all episodes this thime, and not stop after 6 season this time as they did last time. I have still not seen the last 3 seasons, and have still not forgiven NRK for never send those seasons.

[Iceblooo]

The theme tune was the only thing good about awful over the top Dynasty !

[Lex5576]

Hamburger Penis!! As Alexis!! Hahahaha! Now that's fucked up.

[dziadosz]

Pretty funny stuff and great editing!

[jamyz79]

LOL Zangief is awesome! His picture shouldve been the 360 piledriver fo sho

[scarletpimpernel03]

Brilliant. And very funny!

[icarus212001]

lmfao hamburger penis

[glorthoron3791]

as soon as I saw Robocop. I couldn't stop laughing.

[AllisonTheSNLGuru]

I compell one not to laugh at Robocop. That was genius!

[moonrice555]

What the hell? Jessica Tandy was never on Dynasty. I mean, Peter Weller, sure, but not Tandy.

[joegreen7197]

lol

[paktype]

That was awesome! As brilliant as Police Squad! (in color)

[robaralis]

once you see jessica tandy you know something is fishy

[Slave2Fetish]

LMFAO!!!!!! Awesome

[aerojockey]

That was hillarious

[captainnarcolepsy]

You had me at Farrakhan!

[merskin]

Holy Fuck! Dakota Fanning is a time traveller

[taraynelogan2006]

lol you had me rolling.

[chichung]

Good fun Dynasty's intro!

[kult1975]

silly....you need to add pee wee herman!!!

[Petroselinumcrispum]

I'm sure i'll get negative comments for my ignorance.. but i always thought hamburger penis was joan collins... they look so alike!

[lawpunker]

I would like to see the catfight between Osama Bin Laden and Monterey Jack.

[Libraloco73]

In keeping with the 80s theme you could've added Alf, the Smurfs and Max Headroom along with Crockett and Tubbs.

[moozeditty]

Say, those weren't cast members!

[spiderhgoodlegs]

Whatever did become of Hamburger Penis? I read she had a lot of work done.

[kev3d]

It was all downhill after she won the Emmy. Drugs and parties took their toll and rumors had it that she was becoming increasingly difficult to work with, showing up late or not at all. This led to a decline in her job offers. She tried to reinvent herself in the late 90s after getting her Glans reworked, but it was too late.

[jimdino77]

yet another sad hollywood story

[copyleader27]

robocop ha ha ha,superb!how did you do it? did you use adobe

[kalkrazy2084]

ha ha ha ha!! oh boy i've never laughed so hard in my life.. grapes lol good touch

[iwantcoolname]

what's the source of birds scene at 1:52, please?

[nofrig]

Say what you will about his later work, OBL was really great in Dynasty :D

[bulletproofKevlar]

wasn't it randomly hilarious that the last episode of this show was nazi's killing everyoen on the show!?

[WATCHMEN12]

I thought John Stockton got away....maybe I have to watch it again.

[ClassicDimi]

so random... love it

[rekingooo]

How did they match the font so well!

[cro44magnum]

Also in the cast, but not featured, were Franz Ferdinand and toe jam.

[defdrok]

Robocop witth keep all those muh fuggas in line

[kilderok]

I'm making hamburger penises for DINNER now.

[marcelmeerveld]

Alexis made my day once again.. Love you girl friend!

[athleticmatt]

didn't hamburger penis die in the Modavian massacre? I thought he was shot to crumbles.

[MeInTX]

I have no idea why I thought this was so hysterical, but it really was.

[ElianGonzalezJr]

Epic back to back combo of Monterey Jack and Bugs

[Happysin]

This was awesome!  I want a Dallas Intro!

[jramsufan]

Hahah for some reason the funniest one was Chris Klein.

[Noyjeetut]

Zangief is going to 360 piledrive Dakota. Hell ya.

[Darthpasini]

yeahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

baby sinclair rules!!!!

[69993]

i love this show looooooooooot

[nezamo]

Excellent!

[phantom347]

lol.

[readordiefanatic]

that's fucking hilarious

[shakmooll]

what show was baby Sinclair from!?

DAMN IT!

this will be bothering me all day

[Nightshade3D]

Dinosaurs

[threefour5]

Not the mamma!

[aromc]

ZANGIEF!

[Greggpopovich]

Dallas > This Shit

[MRSUMONE]

(Alternate) Dynasty TV Intro > Dynasty TV Intro

[bobjuh]

Hamburger Penis as Alexis.

Hilarious

[johnnychunders]

At first I was all, "hamburger penis? Isn't that Susan Sarandon?" and then I realized Sarandon is slightly larger. D'oh!

[Albeleo]

Zangief!!

[OttawaNow]

You forgot HE-MAN!

[godgundam10]

Louis Farrakhan on Dynasty? What's next Jeremiah Wright on Dallas?

[Sehnsucher81]

great! Which software for movie making did you use?

[ultimaice]

haha john stockton

[sacrificaltotem]

osama bin laden and zangeif two of the worlds best actors

[blackkittycatt]

You should have put a few hobbits in there as well!

[herrflax]

ZANGIEF! LOL!

[aquasloth]

PETER WELLER AS ROBOCOP.

[SpamNapkin]

HAMBURGER PENIS

[skrillavilla]

ZANGEIF!

[Jsd8675]

CHRIS KLEIN WTF

[wardlemike]

I thought both Farakhan and Hamburger Penis did some of their best acting on Dynasty.

[herzfurbordercollie]

that's the funniest shit I've seen all week. I really thought Susan Dey, Jessica Tandy, Don Cheadle, and I'm embarassed to admit--Louis Farakhan were in this show and then... that's some good material.

[stronger058]

i don't remember a thing of this but i watched it every week

[HappyLittleTroll]

and hamburguer penis as "Alexis"

hhahahahahahahahahahaa XD

[Crystalsaint]

This guy (the creator of these alternates) is awesome...love the clips.

[TomSFox]

I think it's more than one.

[kisko12345]

Excellent well done

[beccanov1402]

Thats really funny.

All cheered up now!!!

[rti9]

Zangief FTW.

[tinyvoices19]

Bugs made me laugh hard.

[greekcreek]

Daaaang!! How in the world did you do this?!! You got the lettering and everything perfect!!

What people don't realize is that Hamburger Penis did not renew his contract and only did one season of the show. That's when Joan was called in. I know...EVERYbody is a freakin' comedian!! AHH well.

[chrisj820]

Hahahahahaha

[FoxyMamaRox]

LOL...."Bugs" "Grapes" "ZANGIEF"!!!

[eight6sevenfive3oh9]

Hamburger Penis is such a talented actor.

[JhomasE]

Many have been satisfied by his big performances.

[MarkThompson01]

LOL - Good job!

[scohimbo]

THANK YOU!

i needed the laugh.

[stripedhyenuh]

I am so down with Flame Monster

[oldschooldogy]

I never get tired of watching this. It is absolutely hilarious; especially Osama, Robocop, and Zangieff. I first watched this about a year ago and it keeps me coming back. Good job!

[jppdfw]

I had the worst day of my working life. This made me laugh it all off!

[ejektro]

LOL!!

[buttsrofl]

~* FARTZ *~

[usmcbatman0311]

AWESOME!1 JUST AWESOME!!!!`1

[servolove]

Too young to be a fan the first time around but became a fan come the DVD releases. This spoof is great!

[stvnrbbns]

I was a huge DYNASTY fan as a teen. Let me say that is one of the funniest spoofs I have ever seen. Thanks a bunch Hamburger penis as Alexis  teehee

[jacksfilms]

Rain Man at the end? Priceless.

[immagonnarockayoua]

A lot of people don't know that Hamburger Penis was Christopher Nolan's first casting choice for Batman.

[EricNinden]

Monterey Jack was on Dynasty? I loved his work on Chip & Dale Rescue Rangers and The Love Boat.

[PhoenixxxStar]

You should have included Nellie Olsen from Little House on Prairie as the vixen in training,....

[AreePeee]

lol robocop!

[Galactus78]

I'm glad Hamburger Penis went on to a successful career.

[franciscotoast]

the baby sinclair bit made me laugh a lot

[aworldwidewasteland]

wow

[Gaddiz]

When I used to watch Dynasty with my grandma, I guess I never picked up that Zangief was on there.

[bvanhaun]

this show really went downhill when Cheeseburger Vagina replaced Hamburger Penis

[NigerianMedic]

i was almost gonna look up an episode when I saw Don Cheadle...

[BERTMARCH]

This was the era when every prime time soap had some sort of credit sequence with a visual gimmick. Cascading vertical lines happened to be Dynasty's.

Still, this was Peter Weller's finest hour. Peter Weller as Robocop however, would go on to bigger and better things, leaving Peter Weller in the dust.

[XBokuNoKuroiMayuX]

Haha I have never seen this show, So half of it didnt make sense but after I saw robocop and bin laden, and hamburger penis(as alexis lol) it was actually pretty funny

[midsentence]

A Rain Man fit at the end...pure art.

[skrutop]

Flame Monster!

[handy4040]

Jessica Tandy and Don Cheadle....who knew. When I saw Louis Farrakhan I knew I'd been punk'd.

[MrCorus]

It was Chris Klein that was the red flag. But he came right behind Don Cheadle as I was second-guessing it all.

[deb310red]

How about adding Hilary Clinton to the cast?

[gilligangilligan57]

Baby Sinclair really made that show.

[littlefurballs]

hahaha...you had me going at first. I was like WTF, don cheadle was on dynasty??!!

[shiska666]

Was that rainman at the end? Anyway Fatal Farm strikes again. 5/5

[AsdaGay]

who on earth is john stockton?

[NLightx]

Yea, who is john stockton and what is this google i keep hearing about and why can't they invent a...well I'll call it a "search engine" to prevent me from asking stupid questions on youtube?

[fairfax11]

Hahahahaa. You are are funny cunt. Nice one!

[Dregel]

At first I was all like "OMG Jessica Tandy was in this!" Then...he, he. Thanks! Marvellous!

[BlimBlam77]

OK that was funny. :)

[magikbymoonlight]

OMG!!! lol hAMBURGER penis as Alexis....so funny

[bcraig5]

My favorite Dynasty moment was when Grapes had a fight with John Stockton.

[ColdBloodedCarl]

Actually, Robocop was for real.. who do you think shot all the people at the Moldavian wedding? ;-)

[PrinceValmont]

I don't know why, but I lost it when they "Chris Klein" was flashed on screen.

Ha! It's just a bunch of random actors, not even that famous, as regulars on Dynasty.

FatalFarm, I don't know how you guys came up with this idea, but thank you.

[CranberryCocktail]

HA! robocop, that rules!

[2199]

I stop watching ever since Luis Farrakhan and Monteray Jack left. The show was never the same.

[AlbertWikowonkavitz]

What did for me was when Grapes and RoboCop left.