BILL ENGVALL - Here's Your Sign Live (Part.3)

[TheRailbaron]

7:00 We heard 'em.

[Speirs248]

Didn't until I looked buddy, cool find

[FelidaeWarrior]

Did anyone else hear the guy at 8:50 shouting "Good boy, Good boy!"

[joeleffler]

6:48 Bill: (Where is that gun i mentioned)

[Bubbajoefairless]

I got a heres your sign okay my grandpa was driving and he hit a dear and there was blood all over and my grandma says " Did you kill it " and im sittin there thinkin no we just skinned him heres your sign

[BlackRoseHawk]

Is 1390 a good SAT score in 2009? o___o 

[VengeanceRules22]

@BlackRoseHawk Nope.  :(

[funki6daysaweek]

@BlackRoseHawk He's talking about 1390 out of 1600.

[BlackRoseHawk]

@funki6daysaweek Ah, okay, that totally makes sense haha. Thanks for answering my question (:

[Ekcyboo]

I went over to aisle 17, and there are like five THOUSAND of these things.

Favorite line!

[QuarstyAndZack]

GOD DANGIT DID YOU SEE THE SIZE OF THOSE THINGS!?

And all I can say is YEAH I DID!

[melybee101]

Oh My God hilarious!!! lol

[morganjw224]

"HERE'S THE LITTLE GIRL NARROW PADS DADDY!!!!!!"

[42SV692s]

@morganjw224 "That's good son... I don't think they heard you in SCOTLAND.!!!!!!" XD

[princesssassy19]

@42SV692s LMAOO!!!! my fav part!!!

[joeleffler]

@morganjw224 "Thank you son....listen i don't think they heard you in SCOTTLAND!!!"

[u1myass]

7:33 its my mom screamin YEAH!!! in the audience

[JanetCoop]

skullduggery -- dig around in yer skull and find a brain, and then go play with it...oops! You're already playing with something else!!!

[Speirs248]

GOD DANG DID U SEE THE SIZE OF THOSE THINGS?!! And all I could say was YEAH I DID!!!

What he didn't tell you was that he was singing soprano the day after... bc guess who squealed to mrs engvall?

[robyn151415]

"No Princess, Im on a sicko scavenger hunt!"

[movielady13]

HERE ARE THE LITTLE GIRL NARROW PADS DADDY!!!

thank you son...you know honey, I don't think they heard you in SCOTLAND!!!

I remember my dad & brother had to go get mine when i was a teen, this is so like them...

[MsAlexthegreat1000]

Bring the camera ITS ALIVE!!!!!!!!! Awesome lol

[1skullduggery]

talentless recycled foxworthy wanna be. d- bag to the 10th degree.

[AlllamericanQB]

@1skullduggery What are You talking about. Foxworthy is a comedian who's routine is mostly about rednecks.

Engvall does his comedy based on his life. they are 2 different comedians. It's like comparing apples and oranges, it can't be done without unaccurately misconstruing the career of either comedian. So be a real human being and think before u comment please.

[1skullduggery]

@AlllamericanQB i AM thinking. thinking you ought to break the prozacs in half; but the apples and oranges analogy was very clever.

[Apocalypse0666]

@1skullduggery If you dont like Engvall why are you watching him?

all of the guys have their own type of comedy, all is good. If you like Foxworthy watch his. Simple as that

[QuarstyAndZack]

"Well, you need to have a talk with YOUR son."

Same thing for me! Never OUR son.

[Rayloverkitty]

my dad had to go to the store to buy me pads one time... best day of my life.

[Fab4Sunrises]

8:38 my dad was mortified the first time I ever did that...

I'm a girl.

[darkguy53]

@Fab4Sunrises lol that has to be a good memory

[trenog405]

2:39 GO PIXEL HANDS!

[LoganRogue1]

LMAO

[kentuckycowgirl23]

Get a gameboy or something... hahaha i almost died i laughed so hard !!

[braidy411]

did you hit a deer!!!, sorry i'm just a guy lol

[toribal]

1390 isn't good at all tho...

[xangelasusana]

@toribal probably meant just math and reading, since that's what really counts... and out of 1600, that's not bad.

[shonenjump18]

my cousin was there when his best friend had "the talk". this is what it consisted of. the friend's dad walked in dumped a pile of playboy magazines on the bed and said "have fun"

[pridelander06]

"Did you see the size of those things?"

"Yeah I did!"

[Shadow245670]

Christ, get a GAMEBOY or something. LOL

[AlexandraAcoustics]

@Shadow245670 now a days it more like christ get a itouch or ipad or something xDD and cant deny thats true :P

[davidrichards188]

Awwww r u her father. NO IM ON A CREEPER COLLECTION HUNT. HERES YOUR SIGN

[nappyboy30694]

shi hes stayed on te marry jokes to much

[shaydyknight]

@nappyboy30694 you need to go to 1st grade before you post on youtube. k thanks

[nappyboy30694]

@shaydyknight i am in college lol.......... u need to shut the fuck up

[shaydyknight]

@nappyboy30694 what special ed college? Look at the ridiculous group of words you splatted in your message and called it a comment lol

[nappyboy30694]

@shaydyknight ok fine i'll spell it out for you right i was abit tipsy................. he stays on the same joke way to too...... there funny but maybe switch it up abit

[hannahfannahXOXO]

BRING THE CAMERA!

ITS ALIVE!

LOLOLOLOL I nearly DIED from laughing!

[underslunky101]

There is no doubt about it America has got the best stand up comics today! US we salute you!

[VaultHeirarchy55]

What are we looking for dad?

A gun to kill myself

Freakin hilarious!!

[VaultHeirarchy55]

What are we looking for dad?

A gun to kill myself

[davidrichards188]

GOD DANG DID YOU SEE THE SIZE OF THOSE THINGS!!!!!!!! and all i could say was YA I DID

[albazachary]

women just don't get why its so awkward when they make a guy get them pads

[Estelle5388]

"Dad! Did you see those things?!" "Yeah! I did!" xD!!!!

[RtyuioControlsYou120]

I don't get the laundry joke

[14tbates]

hey you on your way from practice?

Yea why?

stop off at a drug store and pick up so pads

flushed expression, fakes answering machine

Bill!

PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME DO THIS!

just make sure their narrow.

OH WHAT IS THAT!!

[14tbates]

Then I realized it was a slap in the face, my wife caught me checking out collage chicks. Sorry I'm just a guy! HA!

[loltransformer]

"oh my god did you hit a deer?" nope just letting it take a nap" heres your sign

[RosesofWillows]

After the 'leg hair through the socks' joke, i heard a young (probably teen) woman say "oh god.....eww!"

xDDD

[hockeynut0112]

8:50:  "Good Boy Good Boy" LOL

[WalterthePony]

Bring the camera!!!

[Mu91c14n]

@WalterthePony IT'S ALIVE!

[MarjiMcGuff]

What does she mean, "Oh my God, did u hit a dear?"

[Andromolek23]

@MarjiMcGuff Skid marks...

[CalmFlames]

@MarjiMcGuff he means crap marks lol

[baseballplayer9358]

what are we looking for daaad. a gun to kill my self

[MrMatto91]

"GOD DANG DID YOU SEE THE SIZE OF THOSE THINGS"

"YEAH I DID"

[nekocindy551]

(mand in back grounded after he said DID YOU SEE THE SIZE OF THOOSE THINGS!) Good boy good boy!

[lilo346]

@nekocindy551 woman

[Ang3lofD3ath999]

"Dad we need to talk about sex hehe.... I'm 30" lmfao

[princesspirate9210]

ahhhh the pads part is the funniest joke EVER!!! i've watched it like 30 times and i still fall on the floor laughing because of it

[edwardluver121796]

at 1:15 theres a lady and she looks funny :)

[crow5by5]

What are we looking for dad?!

A gun to kill myself!



[ballerinawithbooks10]

Hey I got the yearbook, my friend. My college yearbook looks like the program for the Eukanuba dog show. And not even the winners.

Lol this guy kills me. 

[S0a1v2a3n4n5a6]

I love the joke about having to go pick up pads. I've never met a guy who would go and do that and not be awkward about it. I'm not even sure my boyfriend would.

[peguinlover13]

IT"S ALIVE!!!!!!!!!

[lillidepp]

the line about the invisible wall. OMG now when Im in thebathroom i laugh out koud

[lillidepp]

the line about the invisible wall. OMG now when Im in thebarhroom i laugh out koud

[MrNiceGuySMKM]

I love the one audience member at 8:50 saying "Good boy! Good boy!" XD

[mustangpatty51]

The underwear reference is a hoot. Soo true.

[PeterPanDisneyDork]

"21 years later, that bathroom door's wide open, you shouting 'BRING THE CAMERA!!!! IT"S ALIVE!!!!'"

[Echelonninja]

hahaha this is so my father. at least the first part before the pads thing, he wouldnt get bothered by that.

[babeyui0]

1390 SAT score, must had been the old SAT test, now it's out of 26

[ddamazingonesixthree]

@babeyui0 Um, that would be the ACT.

[Forgotensoule]

Sorry! I'ma Guy!" Thumbs up if your gonna use that Excuse now!

[AZPadawanGirl]

@Forgotensoule 

[numb3rtoo]

@Anonymous3519 exact same with me im 15 aswell.

[chaosbringer]

"Get a gameboy or something!" always makes me laugh because I used to do that when I was younger XD

[Flex0004]

LMFAOO

[vegagundam2]

BRING THE CAMERA! IT'S ALIIIIVE!!! my favorite part of the video.

[Izcer]

*she hadnt walk two feet behind us when he said"

"DEAR GOD DID YOU SEE THE SIZE OF THOSE THINGS!!"

Lawl..Thats when I shoot my son then myself for breeding him

[snapygloxen]

oh my god....did you hit a deer!?

[Cloroethyl]

"BRIIING THE CAMERAAA!!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA snif~HAHAHA

[shuluvyu]

He called his son "Honey" O.o

[TheBattyBlack]

@shuluvyu nooooo....he called him "hon-hon">.>

[Xpurplecow8uX]

iiits ALIVE!!!!!

[Extandia]

No princess, I'm on some kind of sicko scavenger hunt lmfao

[HollyAnn123]

the invisible wall...did you hit a deer?.......Bill is so funny -- I love it

[TheCrazyOgre]

My SAT score was 1610 XD I'm going to try and take it again :P Because now I've actually taken the classes I need for it.

[chevyman5436]

"ITS ALIVE!"

[BloodyMonkeyInc]

"good boy"god boy" 8:51

[Plasmacat13]

"did u hit a deer?"

lol so funny

[boonecrew54]

Babe please let me come home

[Cannawa]

1390 is a great score...when he did this taping SAT was out of 1600 not 2400 like the present test

[dark9944]

they doubled it!! Shit I can't take a hard test like that.

[VGAfanatic]

Did you write down the name of the site?...Y'know, for reference?

Shut up...

[QuarstyAndZack]

@VGAfanatic

SORRy!  I'ma guy!!

[VGAfanatic]

@QuarstyAndZack XD

[Pamahana97]

lol

[boonecrew54]

Thats the SAT score right there partner

[abbyrocks100]

hell i got a 1480 on my sat so 1390 doesn't sound that good

[Pamahana97]

@abbyrocks100 is 1480 good? btw im 12 so i have no clue

[abbyrocks100]

its good it's like a little above the middle of the pack as far as scores go

[Pamahana97]

oh thanks now i know that i need to pay attention in class more lol but really thanks 4 clearing that up

[soldierfront03050]

they changed the SAT scores, back then it was 1600 highest

[JakAndKeiraFan]

I once told my dad Bill's story of getting roped into buying pads, and he said he doesn't see why some fathers are so uncomfortable with the subject. "Honey," he said, "I changed your diapers; a period is no big deal." LOL!

[boonecrew54]

Please dont make me do this lol

[MrMatto91]

what are we lookin for dad

a gun to kill myself

are you her father

no im on some sicko scavenger hunt

how does he do this

[Pamahana97]

@MrMatto91 it happens to him in real life

[PojkenMedTejpen]

Greetings from Sweden!

Bill Engvall is fuckin' GREAT!

[slamsation2012]

"Here's the little girl narrow pads Daddy!"

"Thanks you son, listen I don't think they heard you in SCOTLAND!"

hahaha :)

[TheKLABOOM]

@slamsation2012 i am scotish and i am so affended lol

[MsZwicked1]

@slamsation2012 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[abbyrocks100]

that is the name of the tour he was on the here's your sign jokes are in part eight

[Jrien95121]

@bernakitty he always dose his heres ure sign jokes at the end of his shows

[MidnightDestiny04]

They're at the end.

[Rawk4Life]

He's like Jeff Foxworthy, he saves his most popular material towards the end of his show.

[mvrck9]

"What are you stupid?"

[Hostile]

"Did you hit a dear?!" < killer punch line.

[philmonthiker1]

@Hostile learn to spell.. =D *deer*

[S0a1v2a3n4n5a6]

@Hostile I think it's 'deer', but still funny. ^~^

[theripper451]

@S0a1v2a3n4n5a6 youre right its deer

[2mboom]

@Hostile i just realized the underpants must have been fom when he hit the deer, while flying on the plane XD

[shockwave3895]

thank you son... lawlz catz. rofl copter

[chelsbelle321]

You woman go pee it looks like your waiting on a bus. Christ, get a gameboy or something.

[Iownppl432]

1390 on sats....is bad lol XD

[skyedude0709]

his SAT score is 4 digits... 1.998

[willufobia]

dad what are we looking for?

a gun to kill myself

[astringendo45]

I'd like to meet this guy in person.

[SxephilAndAHalf]

"bring a gameboy or something"

lmao

[sexykitty723]

BRING THE CAMERA!!!

IT'S ALIIIIVE!!!!

lol too funny

[kingsize127]

go to the bathroom? oh dear Lord.

IT'S ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVEEEEE!!!!­

[kingsize127]

bring the camera!! Gordon's aliiiiiiivveee!!!!

[3cbc]

HERE'S THE LITTLE GIRLS NARROW PADS DADDYYY!!!

...thank you son

[Adamgontierfan19]

"GOD DANG DID YOU SEE THE SIZE OF THOSE THINGS" "All I could say was YEAH I DID"

[EricWilke1141987]

I laughed soooooooo hard at that part.

[Boneher4life]

xD omg when he said scotland like that i died laughing xD this is just my ghost hitting the keyboard O.o

[aunt2many]

I love the story about him buying the pads! Such a great story.

[kingsize127]

dying of laughter at "YEAH I DID!!!!"

[apjpg73]

i dont get the suprise thing, can someone explain it to me, im retarded

[defleopard7]

Lol why does he call his son honey?

[SaltyTestes]

thats how it is in the south.

[katesatriani]

Brilliant! Soooo funny - feel soo sorry for this man!

[artemisgirl07]

lol I lemme know when a pad can play tunes

[h4rdc0reKiD]

i died when he said "Did you hit a deer?"

[dueler20]

BRING THE CAMERA

[sweeney1775]

IT"S ALIVE!!!!

[BazerkerKing]

could you say it a little louder son I don't think the heard you in SCOTLAND!!!!!

[ashif21]

1390 is not that high, unless she took it when the perfect score was 1600

[h4rdc0reKiD]

there r to the ACT has always been 1600 the SAT is 2400

[lampost321]

"GOD DANG YOU SEE THE SIZE OF THOSE THINGS?!?!?!?

"YEAH I DID!"

hahaha classic

[SonicAnimelover]

Lol, and I heard someone in the audience saying "Good one! Good one!"

[defleopard7]

Lol it was good boy good boy

[CrazySweet990]

IT ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVEEEE!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahaha i FELL out of my frekin chair hahaha bill engvall is a god

[breadeoneq]

OMFG "Your hopin' to here her say OH MY GOD DID YOU HIT A DEER?!