Death Row.

[MassiveMegaManiac]

for my last meal, i would ask for everything ever made that is NOT cannibalistic.

i would be one fatass mofo and when they flip the switch i would fawkin EXPLODE!!!!

one out of evry 5 of the watchers will get super powers from Toxic substances and shit cuz of the electric food

[SirFoggy2Doped]

There are things people do that are so sick and depraved that they simply should be killed.

If it were up to me they'd get no last meal.

I mean the REALLY inhumanly evil ones.

Fucked up but awesome shirt btw,Bush belongs in that band for sure.

[matlock12c]

You jack up in TEXAS, they put the "needle" to ya with a quickness now !

[XchangeXtheXworldX]

hhhmmm...

sushi, orange chicken, ramen, steak, tomato soup, coke, bubble tea, calamari, everything. :D

[me4987]

lol please forgive me im pregnant so all i do is eat but for my last meal id have:

beef tamale, steak, mound of mashed potatoes, coke, lucky charms and rice with black beans and a jar of REAL mayonayse...

The vegiterian thing is fun though. It's hard trying to get all the nutrients you need without eating meat. I got super sick like that.

[yeshowrandomalexis]

..oh and a vegeterian.

creepy.

[Maddoxhardcore]

Yes. Deffo. We'll go for a morbid vegetarian dinner. <3

[yeshowrandomalexis]

im a bit morbid and sick too, friends?

[blondelass86]

where have you been my dear.

how are you..talk soon, or i will think i've offended u.

[demob7]

hahaha "my computer just made a noise like, don't touch me." lmfao oh and i LOVE the t-shirt and am now going to scour the interwebs to find one lol

DOWN WITH FACISM

lol it felt needed

[RoobyJuice]

I have that book! :)

[AVHero]

Love your vids. I don't know what my last meal would be. I'm a vegetarian every October for the month of October. Weird right? So I'm a vegetarian now. Thought about doing it full time. We'll see. Anyway, fun fact, I'm from Texas, and people here are proud of the fact that we use the death penalty more than anyone else in the US (I think). Bunch of crazies. I also love mushroom pizza. So much better than cheese. I'm rambling. Comment ending now.

[nadia8me]

OOO and last meal is hard tiff :( id try something like Blow fish and sushi and that desert we had in ireland hmmm

[nadia8me]

I LOVE MESSY FACE CHILD... the problem is you havent had a drink today and i LOVE charity shop boooks... down with the death sentence indeed i missssss uuuuu dammit im moving to wales find me a job xxx

[ralfonzo83]

Never die!!

And eat meat again ;)

[smartypants66]

MAGIC WOK???!!! hell yeah :D

love the stensil by the way. anyway i think that we should get together soon

loveness xxx

[1walkingdeadman]

Whoever made that shirt killed the Beatles logo.. If they'd let me have anything i wanted, i'd want a 12-pack for my last meal. and, ehm.. food too, i suppose. but definately a 12-pk. Maybe Sapporo and sushi. Yeah, that sounds good.. and seared ahi tuna with toasted sesame seeds, shrimp tempura and some of those sweet bean mochi cakes for dessert. I'm hungry.

[Maddoxhardcore]

Yours literally sounds like the tastiest of all of them. Yum!! That made me seriously hungry....let's go grab some sushi eh?

[latinluvrxxx]

I would have my usual of a T-bone, Salad (with Ranch Dressing and croutons) a baked Potato and a six-pack of St. Pauli Girl,Becks, or Heineken Plz.....Though I wouldn't kill for that haha!! I especially wouln't kill (or even negative comment )anyone as adorable as yourself oh yeah... BTW do something you love and you will never work a day in your life (I've heard this somewhere ;) <3

[Maddoxhardcore]

See that's what i'm looking for! A job that doesn't feel like *work*. <3<3

[yaffle]

You need a job, I need a job - lets start our own private detective agency! From the sounds of it all we'll have to do is follow anyone coming out of a McDonald's, I never did trust that clown.

[Maddoxhardcore]

I'm so down with starting our own detective agency you have no idea...I'm literally getting a special hat tomorrow and everything.

[HatticusRex]

"a beef is a cow" lol!

i'd probably have a mozzerella and mushroom pizza and a fish finger sandwich with tartare sauce and iceberg lettuce and cheesecake.

[Maddoxhardcore]

Yum!! Mushrooms on pizzas are so underrated, like now I'm a veggie they are such a godsend because they actually make it taste like something. I also want cheesecake now...

[BarryAldridge]

I would have been interested in this type of book years ago when I was in my early 20s.

I would still look at Gangster books that are based in the UK.

[joethearachnid]

Hmm... last meal, eh?

I'd ask for a sword (because I'd tell them that I used to be a professional sword swallower) then I'd kill all the guards with it and escape in a red and purple Jeep.

Or maybe I'd just have spaghetti carbonara.

[Maddoxhardcore]

Yours is the cleverest meal.

[BethOnTop]

you remind me of someone famous.. OH NO WAIT, you're famous ;)

I love books from a charity shop- especially really old ones.

that sounds fab. may have to try & get hold of a copy! <3

[Maddoxhardcore]

If you want I can photocopy pages from my scary book at random and staple them together for you so you can read them on public transport and people will leave you alone/not sit next to you because they assume you're a murderer... haha <3

[Co0kieCrumbl3]

PS: OMFG u are a genius! the stencil is brilliant :D i want one!!!

[Maddoxhardcore]

Thank you! I should make you one. I was thinking about making a load of tshirts with things sprayed on to them. Old school style.

[Co0kieCrumbl3]

my list is too long for the comments lol (love food way too much)

[P00P0STER0US]

Delicately fried deer steak, mashed potatoes, mashed butternut squash and mashed carrots with butter, salt and pepper, steamed peas and broccoli, a glass of milk, and a piece of fresh apple pie with coffee for dessert.

[Maddoxhardcore]

I find it pretty rad that if you were on death row you'd be drinking milk. Hopefully requested through a curly straw. <3

[P00P0STER0US]

Ooooh a curly straw! Yes! With a bendy part.

[revilomat]

I'd choose pancakes. Loads of pancakes! Pancakes with marmelade, nutella, honey, salami, beef, cheese, sugar.. After that I'd like an onion tart. Than an apple pie. Chocolate marshmallow and Donuts! A Pizza with cheese and one with spinach. A potato casserole. Noodles! Maybe ravioli. Custard! Viennese Schnitzel! Sweet yeast dumplings! Marzipan, cinnamon biscuits and Nürnberger lebkuchen. After that I probably wouldn't care anymore what happens to me because of a sugar rush and I'd die happy. :D

[revilomat]

The stencil is awesome!! :)

[Maddoxhardcore]

Yumyumyum! also.... flawless logic! <3

[curlycymruambyth]

Dn UWIC have there own radio station ??? or GT Fm lol

GT Fm late show with the Maddox !!

[Maddoxhardcore]

Yes! "Drive time with the Maddox". Must. Make. This. HAPPEN! haha <3

[curlycymruambyth]

pork medalions , creamy cheazzy mash with fresh veg and a vat of sweet cider

[owlphanumeric]

i feel so hungry all of a sudden. and yes, lets make a baby...and let her be FABULOUS!

[speedyconkiwi]

teeheehee when you said "the pig in me.." i felt all pig-like myself because since you've started talking about that book i was thinking: i wonder what they all had as their last meals. LOL

i think i'd go for as much sushi as i could possibly shove down my throat. just because.

[BrotherBearAZ]

You are the only person I will still sit down to and watch a whole vlog... I giggle and enjoy and only look through ebay for just a moment. :c)

[Maddoxhardcore]

The fact you can make it through one of my vlogs means a whole lot. :) They're pretty tedious! So thank you xxx

[greeeeeg2]

A cheeseburger..

T bone steak..

enchiladas..

fries..

and a strawberry shake

x

[Maddoxhardcore]

*backs away from the killer* xxx

[Dinzla]

I'd so have a hamburger or two, loads of fries and then top it of with some cream cheese mushroom egg noodles, which are my fav food, but I can't have them due to the stupid lactose intolerance thing I've got. But since I'm about to be put down, bring on the cheese! :)

Oh, and very nice stencil work there, I'm jealous.

[Maddoxhardcore]

Yes! You know, I was thinking, I have a friend who loves pizzas but has allergies to tomatoes and cheese so I assumed....last meal would be pizza because, y'no, he's going to be dead soon. He said no. I was baffled!

[sonyaethaniel]

you're obviously an artist, screw A PROPER JOB. Just market you're self. Youtubes a great venue for that.

Deciding on a last meal would be impossible, I've thought about it before. I love so many types of food, I'd prefer to die on an empty stomach.

[Maddoxhardcore]

Thank you! Everytime someone says 'fuck getting a proper job' a bubble of happy bursts inside me. A few of the prisoners in the book refused a last meal, they probably just had too much choice ;) x

[BilliLovesMargot]

you left out lamb... for shame!

[jabazzy]

I'd have bonezjc and a homecook meal made by ms. maddoxhardcore!! feed me ;)

beautiful stencil and tshirt too.

[BilliLovesMargot]

i'm following you.

[TreyTasticc]

I absolutly love you. :)

[Maddoxhardcore]

I absolutely love you! <3

[PerthPete1]

I recognised the person in the stencil, well done!

[Maddoxhardcore]

Yay, Thanks Pete! <3

[GetreideMorderisch]

I want your shirt.

I would have a 5 ld block of chocolate.

[Maddoxhardcore]

*gives you shirt*

*feeds you chocolate*

<3

[laurence1211]

Last meal would be pointless, so i doubt i would bother. Liking the vlogness tho... :)

[maartenruetten]

Fascists are my least favourite thing, too. And my new word of the day is 'skillet'. :P

[Maddoxhardcore]

Skillet <3

[PerthPete1]

hi Maarten :-)

[maartenruetten]

Haha, hey Pete :-)

[MrVisions]

I would eat soooo much that when they flipped the switch shite would fly out of every orifice and the smell would leave, like fine perfume, a lasting impression.

[Maddoxhardcore]

hahaha! Leaving your mark on the justice system! Kind of like your logic...

[bonezjc]

why aren't you talking about true blood?

i see your mouth move, but i don't hear any sounds.

[cheekychen]

d'ya reckon they'de let you have one of everything for your last meal? That's what I'd go for. I kinda wanna get that book just so i can read it on the tube.

:]

[Maddoxhardcore]

I'll lend it to you, it goes really well with 'Serial Killers digest'.

xx

[eddplant]

I'd be very tempted by a Steak. Complete with chunky chips, fresh salad and Jack Daniels dressing, and either a beer or wine on the side. Though if by the time of my execution I've tasted and discovered a love for Lobster, I might go with that instead. Steak is the best meat, at any rate.

And yes, a beef is indeed a cow. Bless you <3

[Maddoxhardcore]

Reading these comments is making me seriously hungry, even for things I don't eat anymore, I want everything, cows, pigs...beef...cows... oh...

haha <3

[GiullarediDio]

How do these people work up such an appetite just before being killed? I'd probably try and swallow a small yet powerful explosive that would go off at the point of electrocution, taking out some of the bastard onlookers.

[Maddoxhardcore]

Excellent idea. If you're going to go down, take as many innocents with you as possible I say.

[Magnulus]

Well, I eat mainly vegetarian (though not wholly) but if I end up being murdered by some state in some miscarriage of justice, I'm taking a whole fucking Aberdeen Angus with me! And I'm gonna cook it myself for all the guards and the inmates, it's gonna rock. A whole Brioche to myself. Five cups of PROPER coffee, Paella, mmm... Creme Brulée! Fish & Chips. Calamari. Whole, cooked squid. Top it off with a bunch of Norwegian chocolate and I'm good. And brown cheese on fresh seeded wholemeal bread.

[Maddoxhardcore]

You make me want to commit crime just so I can eat that. Fuck yeah, you have to cook for me, you simply must. I'd say 'fuck the baby animals' and take a chunk out of big old cow.

[psionicdreams]

probably a decent lasagne... who am i kidding- roast chicken and chips. 

obviously... ;)

[Maddoxhardcore]

You could totally have both y'no. It'd be your last meal after all.

[psionicdreams]

true... some genuine ugandan cuisine maybe - matoké with groundnut sauce... nom!

tumblr? i live journal myself... (humanoid27)

[jp3d2k]

I would want a huge vat of Bavarian Cream with raspberries. I would eat a shit load of that to give me super powers and then throw it in the eyes of the guards and escape. Fuck the death penalty! We think we are so high compared to Iran because we use lethal injection instead of gallows? Fucking sad.

On a less depressing note: I want to make a huge Björk stencil :)

[Maddoxhardcore]

Such a good point about the death penalty. It's barbaric regardless of the method. I WANT TO MAKE A BJORK STENCIL NOW!!! we can collaborate. :)

[jp3d2k]

It's so hard to choose a source image to use. I spent like 3 hours trying to pick one the other day when I should have been doing something else :s

[littlemonster333]

Tell me about it!! The best nail polish I got was from superdrug for 99p! The worst was Yves Saint Laurent, or some designer label, it was gloopy and rubbish! x

[kwa22122]

i love this video in so many ways. But mostly, I love your sun kissed glow in mid October! And, it's a good thing we don't eat meat, people may at some point see us together and think we are a killer gang looking to get on death row.

Oh and my last meal... a latte... a bottomless latte

[bearchay889]

Sushi till i was about to pop then a carafe sake and the largest line of cocaine that could be smuggled in.If they wouldn't give me that then french toast and wiskey.

[xpoc]

5* ...you knows it!

[TheReceptionist]

Hmmm....hot wings maybe. Although a good Ribeye would be hard to pass up.